Sender: junah 一时记起千楼波, message area: Joke Title: [Advanced Edition] Research Direction from Renren Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Apr 24 21:09:14 2013 , within the site Later, I switched from wetland ecology to wetland water treatment. All my colleagues congratulated me but also felt it was a pity. There are three reasons why you should change your major First, the gadgets I built were aimed at birds from the southeastern United States, and there aren’t even any fucking birds in the country. Second, the large natural wetlands related to our topic are located in Michigan in the north and Florida in the south. I don’t want to be picked up by a wolf while bird watching, nor do I want to be eaten alive by a crocodile while sampling. I don’t want to go north to become Oroqen in the snow. The girl doesn’t want to go south and become Seediq Bale in the jungle. The third reason is that my friends ask me what my research direction is. I say that I study wetlands. Every time, the answer is The role of senior sister seems very wretched. When the other party asked me what exactly I was studying, I could only answer truthfully: studying wetlands. bird . . Senior sister, please do your research . . < < . .