Sender: yulanliu purple rain, message area: Joke Title: [Advanced edition] The joke between my sister and I yesterday morning Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Nov 16 11:20:30 2009 , within the site In the morning, we sisters went shopping and went out without breakfast. We bought some steamed buns and some takeout at the breakfast place in the community. A cup of soy milk, hers, a cup of polenta, mine. When I went to pick up the car, she started eating first. Soy milk and porridge came in convenient sealable cups and she drank them with a straw when I pulled out of the car. We got in the car and I started eating too. I inserted a straw into it to drink the porridge, but I couldn't get any suction. I could only hear me sucking. What's wrong with my voice? I just discovered that there are two straws, one thick and one thin. The thick one is for porridge and the thin one is for soy milk. My sister made me drink porridge and drink soy milk through the thick straw. The straw I inserted into the porridge was thin. I couldn’t drink the porridge at all. I was so tired that my face turned red and my neck was thick. I said, you little idiot, you used the wrong straw. Damn! It killed me My sister burst out laughing when she saw what I looked like. I said that I couldn’t insert this thick and soft straw that I made just now. I'm exhausted Sender: killfast Xiaoma You sleep like a baby, sweet and sad, message area: Joke Title: [Advanced version] The joke between my sister and I yesterday morning Mosaic version Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Nov 16 15:43:28 2009 , within the site In the morning, we two sisters went to prepare **** and went out without eating ****. We had sex and a **** cup at the small **** place. **Pulp her ********** **** I went to get ** and she started eating **************************** and sucked **** and I ****** came out hour We went to bed and I started eating too. I inserted **** in and it just didn’t work. You could only hear me thrusting. The voice I **think****** I just discovered that there are two ****s, one thick and one thin. The thick one is ** and the thin one is **slurry. My sister made me **** thick and drank **slurry** on me. It was so thin that it couldn’t be penetrated. I was so tired that my face turned red and my neck was thick. I said, you little idiot. **Wrong******* *!Killed me When my sister saw how I looked, she couldn’t stop talking. I said that I just couldn’t insert this thick and soft ****. I'm exhausted Insert it... Go back, go, go! One thick and one thin... sisters... Thick and soft... Insert...tired... Slurry....suck.... Blushing and thick neck... Can't insert it... Welcome to the Joxe version....