发信人: ccip (酱油党·我多想变成吃醋党), 信区: Joke
标 题: Re: 一个男人问街边失足妇女:包夜多少钱?回:200元
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Jan 26 10:53:11 2011), 站内
噫吁嚱,难乎困哉
搏票之难,难于上春晚
早起及排队,前路何杳然
尔来八万六千秒,不见队伍一动弹
进站绿色有通道,惜乎兜里无证件
睡足饭饱空调暖,然后吞钱窗口半露脸
前有简易帐篷之远虑,后有悔恨贪睡之近怨
跛脚飞人速不能及,郑姐海霞看不见
行列何漫漫,半天一步缓向前
拧眉立目诅咒怨,无可奈何打电玩
手机QQ或游戏,绝望之中耗时间
又或打开电子书,YY强国无此烦
忽然和弦铃声响,有来电
搏票之难,难于做剩男,软语嫩响在耳边?
先生可要安慰否,包夜只需二百元
冰火推油皆随意,复赠蜡烛与皮鞭
优渥竟如此,嗟尔独身之人胡为乎思哉?
小窗遥远乎冰冷,一人当关,万民莫开
制服与帽徽,其实狼与豺
明卖P民,暗赠黄牛
官匪一家,杀人如麻
动车虽然快,如何得归家
搏票之难,难于天上人间,何不雇她买票站
【 在 armbbs (该死的兼容性) 的大作中提到: 】
: 一个男人问街边失足妇女:包夜多少钱?回:200元。再问:是不是怎么样都行?回:是
!男的大喜:今晚你帮我到火车站排队买票去!
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| | ) 两百一夜排队去 价到今宵仍未涨
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Sender: ccip soy sauce party, I really want to become a jealous party, message area: Joke
Title: Re: A man asked a woman who had lost her footing on the street how much it cost to pay for a night. She replied 200 yuan.
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Jan 26 10:53:11 2011 , within the site
Hey, hey, it's so hard
It’s hard to fight for votes, it’s hard to go to the Spring Festival Gala
Get up early and queue up, the road ahead is uncertain
You've been here for 86,000 seconds, and you haven't seen a single movement of the team.
There is a green channel when entering the station. It’s a pity that I don’t have any documents in my pocket.
Get enough sleep, eat, air conditioner and heat, and then swallow money with your face half exposed from the window
There is the long-term concern of a simple tent in the front, and there is the close resentment of regret and sleepiness in the back.
The lame flying man is too fast to catch up. Sister Zheng and Haixia can't see her.
How long is the procession? It takes a long time to move forward slowly.
frowning, frowning, cursing and resenting, helplessly playing video games
Mobile phone or game, wasting time in desperation
Or open the e-book. A powerful country doesn’t have this trouble.
Suddenly the polyphonic ringtone rang, there was an incoming call
It’s hard to fight for votes. It’s hard to be a leftover man. Soft words ring in my ears.
Sir, would you like to comfort me? It only costs 200 yuan for a night stay.
Ice, fire and oil are all optional. Candles and leather whips will be given as gifts.
You are so privileged. Sorry, you are a single person, why should you think about it?
The small window is so far away that it seems cold. Only one person can close it, but no one can open it.
Uniforms and cap badges are actually wolves and jackals
Selling people openly and giving away cattle secretly
A family of officials and bandits kills like crazy
Although the train is fast, how can we get home?
It's harder to win a vote than in heaven or on earth. Why not hire her to buy a ticket?
Mentioned in armbbs Damn Compatibility's opus:
: A man asked a woman who had lost her footing on the street how much it cost for a night stay. He replied 200 yuan. Then he asked if anything would be fine. He replied yes.
The man is very happy. Please help me queue up at the train station to buy tickets tonight.
In previous years, today’s edition was even busier during festive seasons.
I queued up for two hundred and one night, and the price still hasn’t gone up as of tonight.
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