发信人: orz (○| ̄|__), 信区: Joke
标 题: 云计算
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Dec 1 18:54:08 2010), 站内
中国一留学生去美国打工的当过报童,不带计算器,习惯动作抬头望天时心算找零。
顾客大为惊讶,纷纷掏出计算器验证,皆无误,也抬头望天,惊恐问:“云计算?
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Sender: orz , message area: Joke
Title: Cloud Computing
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Dec 1 18:54:08 2010 , within the site
A Chinese international student went to the United States to work as a newsboy. He did not bring a calculator and had a habit of mentally calculating change while looking up at the sky.
The customers were greatly surprised. They took out their calculators one after another to verify that everything was correct. They also looked up at the sky and asked in horror: Cloud Computing.
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