发信人: violiny (天淡银河垂地), 信区: Joke
标 题: 我同学说的
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Oct 13 22:20:05 2006), 站内
按: 格调不高, 不过事情本身使人难忘
他们系有个家伙B很爱显摆, 做什么总喜欢把自己打扮得很专业的样子
B决定学游泳, 向同学游泳健将A询问"你觉得我穿什么泳裤比较专业"
A平时就看不惯B, 随口甩一句"你穿丁字裤吧"
于是B跑到王府井的北京百货商店问售货员"你觉得我穿什么样的丁字裤比较合适?"
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(欲偷摸)冰冰的 core,我们为什 mm啊,这年头 core的pp上有 你个笨瀦!
背真好看…… 么要穿肚兜啊? 流行露背装! 好圆的胎记哎! 那是检疫标志!
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糟糕!忘穿衣服了!
赶紧回家穿去。。
Sender: violiny Tiandan Galaxy falls to the ground, message area: Joke
Title: What my classmate said
Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Oct 13 22:20:05 2006 , within the site
Note: The style is not high, but the thing itself is unforgettable
There is a guy B in their department who loves to show off and always likes to look professional no matter what he does.
B decided to learn swimming and asked his classmate, swimmer A, "What swimming trunks do you think I should wear more professionally?"
A usually doesn't like B, so he casually said "You should wear a thong"
So B went to the Beijing Department Store in Wangfujing and asked the salesperson, "What kind of thong do you think is more suitable for me to wear?"
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Want to sneak into Bingbing's core? Why are we mm? These days, there is something on the core's app, you idiot.
My back is so pretty. Why do I need to wear a bellyband? Backless clothes are popular. What a round birthmark. That’s a sign of quarantine.
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Oops, I forgot to put on my clothes.
Go home quickly and wear it