发信人: crowyue (小猪的姐姐~~御剑~~喵), 信区: Joke
标 题: ASCII·葫芦娃版
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Nov 14 21:34:26 2006), 站内
1.从前有根藤上长了七个葫芦娃,他们都是好兄弟
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2.一天,老大和老三说要上灵山去玩,大家依依不舍
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3.老大和老三上了山之后....
亲耐的~我们那啥吧……
好,不过先把手机关了,免得他们烦我们,嘻
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4.他们是快活了,可是山下的兄弟们却……
﹀┬︿﹀┬︿﹀┬︿﹀┬︿﹀┬︿﹀┬︿﹀┬ 大哥三哥怎么了?
│ │ │ / / │ / 是啊是啊,手机竟然关了!
○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 难道遇到了山羊被吃掉了?
(_) (_) (_) (_) (_) 我们报警吧!
5.于是闷头沟的警方派了一大群人上山寻找……
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有吗有吗? ︹ ︹ (_ _)╭----
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(_) (_)(_) / \ ) ) ○ 没有没有
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6.兄弟们非常伤心,一个个都哭倒在地上
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7.没想到,第二天老大老三却回来了
嘿,你们怎么啦?
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8.结果……
啊!我再也不敢了!
砰!砰!
饶了我吧!啊啊啊啊啊!
9.后来……从前有根藤上长了五个葫芦娃,他们都是好兄弟……
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Sender: crowyue Xiaozhu’s sister Yujian Meow, message area: Joke
Title: ASCII Calabash version
Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Nov 14 21:34:26 2006 , within the station
1. Once upon a time, there were seven gourd babies growing on a vine. They were all good brothers.
2. One day, the eldest brother and the third child said they wanted to go to Lingshan Mountain to play. Everyone was reluctant to leave.
3. After the eldest brother and the third child went up the mountain...
Dear, what should we do?
Okay, but let’s turn off the phone first so they don’t bother us. Hehe
4. They are happy, but the brothers at the foot of the mountain are
What happened to big brother and third brother?
Yes, yes, the phone was turned off
Did you encounter a goat and get eaten?
Let's call the police
5. So the police in Mentougou sent a large group of people up the mountain to search for
really
.
No no
6. The brothers were very sad and fell to the ground crying one by one.
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7. Unexpectedly, the boss and the third boss came back the next day.
Hey what's wrong with you
8.Results
Ah, I don’t dare anymore
bang bang
Spare me, ah ah ah ah
9. Later, there were five gourd babies growing on a vine. They were all good brothers.