发信人: LL7 (老三), 信区: Joke
标 题: 我同屋女生的极品极品超极品BF(编辑版,有点长)
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Feb 28 18:03:36 2008), 站内
首先,我要发自肺腑的说,真的,二百五真的都是一窝一窝的。
-----题记(From OnlyLady女人志,By ranya,Edit
by AvEs)
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事情是这样滴~~(跨越6年,不过我长话短说)
我大学时期在外面跟同校一个女生租房子。主要目的是为了分摊房租。慢慢的互相熟悉起来
。她和她BF纠葛了5年,从开始恋爱一直到分手,我一直冷眼看着,对其中过程了如指掌,
感触颇多。。。颇多啊。。。
她BF是她的同班同学,大一的时候经常以朋友身份到我们家来玩,这个男生长的像个女孩子
,大眼睛红嘴唇,皮肤白白的,个子瘦瘦的。他画画很有灵性,我俩对此都挺服气的。
闲言碎语不多说,反正一来二去俩人就在一起了。
(省略n千字。。。)
男生父母见女生父母,一开口老姐姐啊什么的,就要来个拥抱,女生妈妈挺冷静,说咱们先
谈谈正事吧。房子怎么办?我听说你家里条件不是特别好。。。
话还没说完,男生妈妈低头说,我们确实钱比较紧张,不过砸锅卖铁也要买个房子的。你们
放心。
女生妈妈说,别别别,你误会我的意思了。我的意思是说你们钱要是不宽裕就租房子吧。租
房结婚!
一句话把男生妈妈震撼到了。说老姐姐你可不能这么说。贷款买房我们能买。
女生妈妈点点头没说话。
事后,女生跟我说,她把男生家里的条件跟她妈说了一遍,她妈认为男生家肯定说没钱,到
头来女生的妈妈得出钱买房,便宜了男生。所以一句租房让他们家断了念头。
我个人认为做生意的真可怕。。。
不知道为什么。。。我实在是不知道原因。。。男生父母手里连1W块钱存款都不到。在这个
经济基础上,他们去看了大港区的别墅。那个时候一套160平米的二蹭别墅,全价60W。
(省略n千字。。。)
发信人: parameter (pi=dacos(0d0)*2d0), 信区: ANSI
标 题: 水木joke进版-别墅
发信站: 日月光华 (2008年03月01日16:46:44 星期六), 站内信件
背景: 一篇发在joke版的关于极品男的帖子以绝对优势占据十大第一,做进版纪念。
题材选自文中情节,粉色字为文中某主角语录。
好像还是没有交待清楚...算了,无视吧
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※ 来源:·日月光华 bbs.fudan.edu.cn·[FROM: 211.71.8.87]
Sender: LL7 Laosan, message area: Joke
Title: The edited version of my roommate’s best and best BF is a bit long
Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Feb 28 18:03:36 2008 , within the site
First of all, I want to say from the bottom of my heart, really, two hundred and five are really all in one nest.
Inscription From OnlyLady Women's Chronicle By ranya Edit
by AvEs
This is what happened. It spanned 6 years. But I’ll keep it short.
When I was in college, I rented a house with a girl from the same school. The main purpose was to share the rent and gradually get to know each other better.
She and her boyfriend have been entangled for 5 years. From the beginning of the relationship until the breakup, I watched with cold eyes and knew the whole process well.
So many feelings, so many feelings
Her BF is her classmate. When she was a freshman, she often came to our house to play as a friend. This boy looks like a girl.
He has big eyes, red lips, fair skin, and a thin stature. He is very spiritual in painting. We are both convinced by this.
Not much to say, anyway, the two of us got together as soon as we went back and forth.
Omit n thousand words
When a boy's parents meet a girl's parents, they will hug each other as soon as they say "old sister" or something like that. The girl's mother is very calm and says, "Let's go first."
Let’s talk about business. What to do with the house? I heard that the conditions at your home are not particularly good.
Before she finished speaking, the boy's mother lowered her head and said, "We are indeed tight on money, but we can still buy a house even if we sell iron. You guys?"
rest assured
The girl’s mother said, no, no, no, you misunderstood me. What I meant was that if you don’t have enough money, just rent a house. Rent.
house marriage
One sentence shocked the boy's mother. "Sister, you can't say that. We can buy a house with a loan."
The girl’s mother nodded and said nothing
Afterwards, the girl told me that she told her mother about the conditions of the boy's family. Her mother thought that the boy's family must have no money.
First of all, the girl’s mother had to pay for a house, which was cheaper for the boys, so the idea of renting a house made their family stop thinking about it.
I personally think it’s terrible to be in business
I don’t know why. I really don’t know the reason. The boy’s parents don’t even have 10,000 yuan in savings. Here.
On a financial basis, they went to see villas in Dagang District. At that time, a 160-square-meter second-floor villa was priced at 60W.
Omit n thousand words
Sender: parameter pi dacos 0d0 *2d0, message area: ANSI
Title: Mizuki joke advanced version villa
Sending station: Sun and Moon Guanghua March 1, 2008 16:46:44 Saturday, in-site mail
Background: A post about top men posted on the joke board overwhelmingly occupied the top ten positions as a commemoration of the new edition.
The subject matter is selected from the plot in the article. The pink characters are quotes from one of the protagonists in the article.
It seems that I still haven't explained it clearly...forget it, just ignore it.
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horse in red rabbit
Pig China Guanghu
Villa in room
I should live in a house like this all my life
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