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发信人: DreamSeeker (追梦昔客), 信区: ANSI 标题: [zz]水木JOKE进版by percyshelley@rygh 发信站: 日月光华 (2011年01月07日15:36:51 星期五), 站内信件画面素材似乎是这个笑话@@：地铁笑话by loyola 有次，我坐车到西直门转地铁，上去之后车很空。我找个座位坐那了，过了一会，上来一个穿着很一般、黑瘦、头发较乱的中年男子，手里提了个深蓝色的那种巨普通的提包。就坐在我旁边。然后,他把自己的手机从裤兜掏了出来，我晕，手机用那种有弹力的带卷的那种塑链拴在裤腰带上。拿出手机后，就开始翻看短信。短信的字还挺大，我恰好能瞄见。短信上写着：我是真心喜欢你，我觉得跟你在一起很快乐，是最幸福的，我会爱你到永远。看完了，他又往下翻。第二条还是同一个人的短信：虽然今生我们不能在一起了，我不可能跟我的丈夫离婚，他对我很好。但我是爱你的，我们只有来生再做夫妻了，永远爱你。那个人轻轻的叹了口气，若有所思，把手机收了起来，重新装回了裤兜里，按了按。这时,地铁已经开了。他稍作了一下整理，然后提起自己的破袋子，站了起来，说了一句我一辈子都不能忘记的话: 北京地图,一块一份.................. 北京地图,一块一份................. 北京地图,一块一份................ space*6 ~邪恶版~ █◤◢◤◢╱ ╲◣◥◣◥█ 你觉得我像多啦A梦不？ \ ▃▄▅▅▄ ◢█◤ ◣◢ ◣◣ █◤ ▏● ▏● ▏ 能给我变出个bra来么。。。 ╲ \ ◤ ◤╲__/ "╱▍▎ / ╲\▁ ▕ ◥◤ ▋ ▁ ▕◤ ▎▅▆▇▇▆▅▍▏ ▁ ◢▁ ◣ ▁ ▎ ▕ ◥▂▃▃▂◤▎ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▇ ▕ ▆▅▆ ◤◤ ▋ ▎ ▉ ◥▏▎ ▉ ▋ ▎ ▎ ▊▅▆◢o◣▆▅ ▉▏ ▊ ◢▉▏ ▊ ▉▏ ◥ ◢▁◥|◤ ◣ ◣ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ◢◤╲▇▆▆▇|▎ ▁▍▎ ▌ ▎▍▎ ▌ ▍▎ ▌ ▊▎ ▁∕▏ ◤▎▏ ▍ ▁ = ▆ ▋ ▏ ▍ ▁ ▌ ▏ ◥ ◤ ▅▄◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆￣ █◣◥◣◥╲ ╱◤◢◤◢█ ~更邪恶版~ █◤◢◤◢╱ ╲◣◥◣◥█ 你觉得我像多啦A梦不？ \ ▃▄▅▅▄ ◢█◤ ◣◢ ◣◣ █◤ ▏● ▏● ▏ 麻烦你转过身去，我记得多啦A梦的开关在。。 ╲ \ ◤ ◤╲__/ "╱▍▎ / ╲\▁ ▕ ◥◤ ▋ ▁ ▕◤ ▎▅▆▇▇▆▅▍▏ ▁ ◢▁ ◣ ▁ ▎ ▕ ◥▂▃▃▂◤▎ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▇ ▕ ▆▅▆ ◤◤ ▋ ▎ ▉ ◥▏▎ ▉ ▋ ▎ ▎ ▊▅▆◢o◣▆▅ ▉▏ ▊ ◢▉▏ ▊ ▉▏ ◥ ◢▁◥|◤ ◣ ◣ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ◢◤╲▇▆▆▇|▎ ▁▍▎ ▌ ▎▍▎ ▌ ▍▎ ▌ ▊▎ ▁∕▏ ◤▎▏ ▍ ▁ = ▆ ▋ ▏ ▍ ▁ ▌ ▏ ◥ ◤ ▅▄◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆￣ █◣◥◣◥╲ ╱◤◢◤◢█ ~弱点版~ █◤◢◤◢╱ ╲◣◥◣◥█ 你觉得我像多啦A梦不？ \ ▃▄▅▅▄ ◢█◤ ◣◢ ◣◣ █◤ ▏● ▏● ▏ 玩一次石头剪子布就知道了 ╲ \ ◤ ◤╲__/ "╱▍▎ / ╲\▁ ▕ ◥◤ ▋ ▁ ▕◤ ▎▅▆▇▇▆▅▍▏ ▁ ◢▁ ◣ ▁ ▎ ▕ ◥▂▃▃▂◤▎ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▇ ▕ ▆▅▆ ◤◤ ▋ ▎ ▉ ◥▏▎ ▉ ▋ ▎ ▎ ▊▅▆◢o◣▆▅ ▉▏ ▊ ◢▉▏ ▊ ▉▏ ◥ ◢▁◥|◤ ◣ ◣ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ◢◤╲▇▆▆▇|▎ ▁▍▎ ▌ ▎▍▎ ▌ ▍▎ ▌ ▊▎ ▁∕▏ ◤▎▏ ▍ ▁ = ▆ ▋ ▏ ▍ ▁ ▌ ▏ ◥ ◤ ▅▄◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆￣ █◣◥◣◥╲ ╱◤◢◤◢█ ~搭讪版~ █◤◢◤◢╱ ╲◣◥◣◥█ 你觉得我像多啦A梦不？ \ ▃▄▅▅▄ ◢█◤ ◣◢ ◣◣ █◤ ▏● ▏● ▏ 真巧，我的名字叫康夫，留个电话吧 ╲ \ ◤ ◤╲__/ "╱▍▎ / ╲\▁ ▕ ◥◤ ▋ ▁ ▕◤ ▎▅▆▇▇▆▅▍▏ ▁ ◢▁ ◣ ▁ ▎ ▕ ◥▂▃▃▂◤▎ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▇ ▕ ▆▅▆ ◤◤ ▋ ▎ ▉ ◥▏▎ ▉ ▋ ▎ ▎ ▊▅▆◢o◣▆▅ ▉▏ ▊ ◢▉▏ ▊ ▉▏ ◥ ◢▁◥|◤ ◣ ◣ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ◢◤╲▇▆▆▇|▎ ▁▍▎ ▌ ▎▍▎ ▌ ▍▎ ▌ ▊▎ ▁∕▏ ◤▎▏ ▍ ▁ = ▆ ▋ ▏ ▍ ▁ ▌ ▏ ◥ ◤ ▅▄◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆￣ █◣◥◣◥╲ ╱◤◢◤◢█ ~与时俱进版~ █◤◢◤◢╱ ╲◣◥◣◥█ 你觉得我像多啦A梦不？ \ ▃▄▅▅▄ ◢█◤ ◣◢ ◣◣ █◤ ▏● ▏● ▏ 给我一打北京地图吧，1块钱1份的那种 ╲ \ ◤ ◤╲__/ "╱▍▎ / ╲\▁ ▕ ◥◤ ▋ ▁ ▕◤ ▎▅▆▇▇▆▅▍▏ ▁ ◢▁ ◣ ▁ ▎ ▕ ◥▂▃▃▂◤▎ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▇ ▕ ▆▅▆ ◤◤ ▋ ▎ ▉ ◥▏▎ ▉ ▋ ▎ ▎ ▊▅▆◢o◣▆▅ ▉▏ ▊ ◢▉▏ ▊ ▉▏ ◥ ◢▁◥|◤ ◣ ◣ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ ◢◤╲▇▆▆▇|▎ ▁▍▎ ▌ ▎▍▎ ▌ ▍▎ ▌ ▊▎ ▁∕▏ ◤▎▏ ▍ ▁ = ▆ ▋ ▏ ▍ ▁ ▌ ▏ ◥ ◤ ▅▄◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆￣ █◣◥◣◥╲ ╱◤◢◤◢█ ~与时俱进版~ █◤◢◤◢╱ ╲◣◥◣◥█ ____________________________________________ | | | 你以为你躲起来就行了没有用的你那萌萌的眼神 | ▃▄▅▅▄ | 唏嘘的胡渣子神乎其技的口袋都深深出卖了你 | ▉ ▊ ◢█◤ ◣◢ ◣◣ | 虽然我已经有静香了但我真的很爱你。。。 | ▊北京▏█◤ ▏＞ ▏＜ ▏ ___ |_____________________ _____________________| ▋地图 ◤ ◤╲__/ "_/▍▎ | ▕╱ ▁ ▕ _ ◥◤ _▋ ∠ 我只是卖地图的 | ▁ ▕◤ ▎ ─ ˊ_） -▍▏ |________________| ◢▁ ◣ ▁ ▎ ▕ ￣ _) ￣▎ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▆▅ ▊▊ ▆ ▕ ▁▂▂▁◤◤ ▋ ▎ ▉ ◥▏▎康夫▎ ▋ ▎ ▎ ▊▅▆◢o◣▆▅ ▉▏ ▊ ◢▉▏ ▊ ▉▏ ◥ ◢▁◥|◤ ◣ ◣ ▉▊ ▋ ▉▊ 雅座▋ ▉▊ ◢◤╲▇▆▆▇|▎ ▁▍▎ ▌ ▎▍▎ ▌ ▍▎ ▌ ▊▎ ▁∕▏ ◤▎▏ ▍ ▁ = ▆ ▋ ▏ ▍ ▁ ▌ ▏ ◥ ◤ ▅▄◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▎ ◥ ▇▆▅▊ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆▇ ▇▆▅▄▅▆￣ █◣◥◣◥╲ ╱◤◢◤◢█ -- ※ 来源:·日月光华 bbs.fudan.edu.cn·[FROM: 112.64.180.*] ※ 修改:·DreamSeeker 于 2011年01月07日15:41:31·[FROM: 112.64.180.*]

Sender: DreamSeeker , message area: ANSI Title: [zz] Mizuki JOKE advanced edition by percyshelley@rygh Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua January 7, 2011 15:36:51 Friday, site mail The picture material seems to be this joke@@ subway jokes by loyola Once I took a bus to Xizhimen and transferred to the subway. When I got on, the bus was very empty. I found a seat and sat there. After a while, a middle-aged man with ordinary clothes, dark skinny and messy hair came up. He was holding a dark blue, huge, ordinary bag in his hand, and he was sitting next to me. Then, he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket. I was dizzy. The mobile phone used an elastic and rolled plastic chain. I tied it to my waistband, took out my phone, and started flipping through the text messages. The fonts in the text messages were quite large, so I could just read them. The text message said that I really like you. I feel very happy to be with you. It is the happiest. I will love you to the end. forever After reading it, he scrolled down again The second text message is from the same person. Although we can no longer be together in this life, it is impossible for me to divorce my husband. He treats me very well, but I love you. We can only be husband and wife again in the next life. I will love you forever. The man sighed softly, thoughtfully, put the phone away, put it back in his trouser pocket, and pressed the button. At this time, the subway had already started. He tidied up a little, then picked up his torn bag, stood up and said something. Words that I will never forget in my life: Beijing map, one piece per piece...................... Beijing map, one piece per piece............. Beijing map, one piece per piece...... space*6 evil version Do you think I look like Doraemon? Can you conjure a bra for me? " o More evil version Do you think I look like Doraemon? Please turn around. I remember Doraemon's switch is here. " o weak version Do you think I look like Doraemon? Just play rock, paper, scissors once and you will know. " o Pick up version Do you think I look like Doraemon? What a coincidence. My name is Yasuo. Leave me your phone number. " o Advance with the times version Do you think I look like Doraemon? Give me a dozen maps of Beijing. They cost 1 yuan each. " o Advance with the times version You thought you could just hide, but your cute eyes were useless The miraculous pockets of the lamentable bearded man have betrayed you deeply. Although I already have Shizuka, I really love you Beijing Map " I just sell maps Yasuo o Seating Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 112.64.180.*] Modification: DreamSeeker on January 7, 2011 15:41:31 [FROM: 112.64.180.*]

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