发信人: Castellio (percyshelley|Right to Heresy), 信区: ANSI
标 题: 水木joke进版 - 江南style
发信站: 日月光华 (2012年11月16日21:38:11 星期五), 站内信件
发信人: hubinjzy (hubinjzy), 信区: Joke
标 题: 堵车无聊才发现,原来华佗是结巴。
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Nov 16 07:46:55 2012), 站内
转帖:曹操得了头痛症,遍求良医。华佗检查后认为曹操头痛的病根在颅中,于是禀告
曹操:要,要,切开脑。曹操大怒:尼马,老子病了,你还敢唱rap。华佗被诛…
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发信人: zpc (二斗), 信区: Joke
标 题: Re: 堵车无聊才发现,原来华佗是结巴。
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Nov 16 08:41:45 2012), 站内
自此以后,曹操的头痛症每况愈下,以致卧床不起。曹丕大费苦心请来各方名医,却都
束手无策。有人建议说:为什么不去找神医华佗呢?曹丕无力的呢喃道:偶爸,偶爸刚弄
死他...
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※ 来源:·日月光华 bbs.fudan.edu.cn·[FROM: 124.77.218.*]
※ 修改:·Castellio 于 2012年11月16日21:38:43·[FROM: 124.77.218.*]
Sender: Castellio percyshelley Right to Heresy, Area: ANSI
Title: Mizuki joke updated version Jiangnan style
Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua November 16, 2012 21:38:11 Friday, site mail
Sender: hubinjzy hubinjzy , message area: Joke
Title: I was bored in a traffic jam and discovered that Hua Tuo stutters
Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Nov 16 07:46:55 2012 , within the site
Reposted: Cao Cao suffered from a headache and sought good doctors. After examination, Hua Tuo believed that the root cause of Cao Cao's headache was in his skull, so he reported it
Cao Cao wants to cut open the brain. Cao Cao is furious. Damn, I'm sick. How dare you sing rap? Hua Tuo is executed.
Sender: zpc Erdou, message area: Joke
Title: Re: I was bored in a traffic jam and found out that Hua Tuo stutters
Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Nov 16 08:41:45 2012 , within the site
From then on, Cao Cao's headaches worsened and became bedridden. Cao Pi took great pains to invite famous doctors from all over the world, but none of them worked.
At his wits' end, someone suggested why not go to the miracle doctor Hua Tuo. Cao Pi murmured feebly, "My dad, my dad just did it."
Damn him...
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Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 124.77.218.*]
Modified: Castellio on November 16, 2012 21:38:43 [FROM: 124.77.218.*]