when met by FZD@newsmth Speaker profile Nothing to introduce ' '; I'm just here to show my avatar. } , ﹨ ﹨ Ansi in the eyes of people who don’t know the truth ζ . by wut v v Fresh literature and art Enthusiastic and sincere , . ; ノ 2004.8.4 , ⌒ , . ﹨ , , , , ﹐ , ' : . ' , C ﹒ ,q c , , | : , , . ;: . , , , ﹨ ﹨.:ノ :. , .:' , ' ﹨ノ ﹨ , . , .:' . ' :, . , , ' ' .: ﹙ . , ' ノ ' ﹨ ' 'D' ', *, ﹒ , ' ' .: , ' ; , :' , ノ ' . ,ノ﹔ , .: , , ㄧ ' , , { ﹨ parr ' , 乁 ノ , freehand landscape , Oil painting artistic conception . shelley @shelley Yangchun Baixue Yes Wood Yes There are trees in the mountains. I can't wait to see if there is any. It's okay. Let's play together. Break it. A joke research direction that is spreading wildly on the Internet Later, I switched from wetland ecology to wetland water treatment. While congratulating me, my colleagues also felt it was a pity. Why? Why should I change my major? There are three reasons. First, the gadgets I built were aimed at birds from the southeastern United States, and there aren’t even any fucking birds in the country. Second, the large natural wetlands related to our topic are located in Michigan in the north and Florida in the south. I don’t want to be picked up by a wolf while bird watching, nor do I want to be eaten alive by a crocodile while sampling. I don’t want to go north to become Oroqen in the snow. The girl doesn’t want to go south and become Seediq Bale in the jungle. The third reason is that my friends ask me what my research direction is. I say that I study wetlands. Every time, the answer is The role of senior sister seems very wretched. When the other party asked me what exactly I was studying, I could only answer truthfully: studying wetlands. Bird by Ben Bing @renren Reposted to newsmth . . Senior sister, please do your research . . < < . . Burn Firebird Chicken Sender: Xiaopengyou child, message area: Joke Title: [Updated edition] Blood and tears advise all family cooks Sending site: Shuimu Community Sun Dec 27 21:47:43 2009 , within the site Sender: deadwood who works hard to drink enough to be the best man, message area: Employee Title: Blood and tears advise all family cooks Sending station: Yat Sen Channel Sun Dec 27 19:48:02 2009 , forwarded After cutting the peppers, don’t pee without washing your hands with dish soap. I want to die now x > Hey, that one on the ground is just a fighting rooster among roosters. Burning Senior Ansier Crowwyue Burn Rookie ZT Cu0 Bar ⌒ ㏄ fire @' Another bird ゝ ' $ " ," Sender: Singways Perennial Plants, Area: Joke Title: [Advanced Edition] Ten Commandments of Water and Wood Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Aug 10 00:27:39 2009 , within the site The first commandment is to have no other gods or beasts except famous ladies. The second commandment: Don’t pretend to be bad or innocent. Don’t bow down to them and don’t BS them because they are evil IDs. The Third Commandment: Do not call yourself a loser in vain, for those who call you a loser in vain will not hold him or her innocent. The Fourth Commandment: Remember Dark Room Day and keep it holy. On other days, you have to work hard digging holes, filling water, and making bricks. But Dark Room Day is You guard Mizuki’s Sabbath The fifth commandment is not to steal the whole The Sixth Commandment: Do not rush to complete the plan without attaching PP, otherwise it will damage RP. The Ninth Commandment: Stay away from WL PL and rice grains The Tenth Commandment: Don’t covet other people’s posts, health points, or covet other people’s IDs, signature files, vests, and sofas. bench and everything he owns Joke Ten Commandments Joke Ten Commandments o > < o o > < o 00 00 . . Lazy pig NO Sender: oldgoat Yangyangyang, message area: Joke Title: Pigheads are so irresponsible Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Nov 22 14:21:41 2010 , within the site The two days of publication are all about the same pig. Not changing do you know I am roast sheep Pig No Sheep Willy is my cousin not interested 0 That Yamkovic is my cousin btw: Now let’s see who still calls zt lazy. I dare say it’s roasted. academic joke Sender: leeguoo... , Title: [Original] Molecule Make PPT Baidu pictures of various molecules Enter Molecule shows various related searches There are water molecules, aromatic molecules, DNA molecules When Leng Buding saw the terrorists, he was puzzled for a few seconds before he realized what he was doing. water molecule benzene molecule## " " DNA molecule terrorist " " o o o . " A more academic joke Sender: maomiao The big cat is back and brought a parrot, message area: Joke Title: Biology Laboratory Rabbit Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Oct 31 00:19:14 2008 , within the site In the afternoon, there was a demonstration on animal experiments. The medical students were very serious and dressed neatly in white coats, masks and hats. and rubber gloves. After passing mice, rats, hamsters, and guinea pigs, we finally welcomed the rabbit that made everyone excited. son Two very senior brothers carefully picked up two rabbits. They were perfectly wrapped around their lower bodies. This was for protection. Stop them jumping around. Rabbits are so cute and well-behaved. We can’t help but touch them. I can’t help but think of the male rabbit’s feet. Confusing, the female rabbit’s eyes are blurred, this ancient proverb Before drawing blood from the rabbit, our senior brother still had to teach us how to identify the male and female, so we had to unwrap the rabbit and beat it first. I opened one and showed us its reproductive organs. Then I opened another one and put the two together for comparison. Everyone nodded in agreement and secretly wondered if such a small thing could be used. After the male and female demonstration, the rabbit was placed on the table again, and he was going to wrap it up for the next step of drawing blood. The moment he put it down, Suddenly, in full view of everyone, one of them suddenly jumped to the other side with lightning speed. on a rabbit I think, wouldn’t it be more convenient to separate male and female this way? You're in the lab today. I'm sorry. You should understand. That's so rude to me. In order not to have to take off my pants every time for study. . . A more academic joke Sender: phxO Phoenix Egg longs for free flight, message area: Joke Title: Reprint a perpetual motion machine Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Sep 23 20:18:16 2008 , within the station Author doglegs Tentacle Demon Site joke Title Perpetual Motion Machine Time Tue Sep 23 20:16:24 2008 Cats always fall to the ground on all fours when they fall from a height When toast is dropped, the buttered side will always face down. The experimenter tied a piece of buttered toast bread to the cat's back and let the cat fall from a high place. So you can see that the cat will keep spinning and falling If such a cat can be successfully used in a motor It should be able to become a perpetual motion machine. Yong is creamed moving toast only machine There is ''' Cat X X [ ] '' '' '' '' with one person vomit Si Xu empty ya Follow big ,, ,, ,, ,, [ ] X X ring dream No ''' Stop spitting Apply oil and cream by: crowyue Pseudo academic joke 12 zt row 6 row Mentioned in Xubuntu * *'s masterpiece: : Title: Re: Small survey :Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Jul 31 13:39:47 2012 , within the site : : 12 pig heads standing in 6 rows, 3 in each row. Men wear black and women wear white. : : In the masterpiece of FZD, I am Dundun, Qiangye wins the ancestor lineage, I love Mu Zhu, it is mentioned: : : Which pig-headed shirt reality show do you most want to see? : : say it, and you will get it! < ,, > < ,, > < ,, > **@@ OO OO OO < ,* > < ,, > oo 00 @@OO < ,, > Isn’t it still required to have 3 pig heads in each row? < ,, > Is it difficult to stand 3 pig heads in each row with 12 pig heads in 6 rows? $$ OO OO < ,* > < ,, > Dear, are you sure there are 12 of us? qq ## @@OO < ,, > < ,, > < ,, > I don’t think we are 12 and this is not a row of 6 at all QQ ^^ PP OO OO OO Xubuntu dear, I woke up. Where is my head? Who cut it off? I’m not sure if it’s an academic joke or not. Sender: qfly Qingfeng Liying, message area: Joke Title: Re: If you met an alien, what would be the first thing you want to say? 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[Read the essence area information] End Q, previous information U, next information <Enter>,<Space>, Academic ER joke 2000 euros 2000 euros 2000Ω diamonds and gold are not as good as my true love and sincerity for you! Male in science and engineering nostalgic joke Sender: swingsome , Title: [Updated] My dad said he loves making noodles the most Yesterday, dozens of people from three generations gathered at my house and prepared 50 kilograms of white flour to make various pastas, twists and the like. My dad, who never does any housework, suddenly said that I will do all the cooking today. Everyone was shocked. I asked weakly, Dad, where are the three large basins, are you sure? My dad said as he rolled up his sleeves that you, a kid who has lived in the city since childhood, don’t understand that I loved making noodles the most when I was a kid. At that time, we were poor and had no food, so we could only pee and make some mud in the wild, pretending to make noodles. I couldn't do it then Huh now sky . . There are 00 point Go up o o fire ;. I miss my childhood toys so much o . . 00 o o Complex Ansi with Joke Sender: communix Dongdong, area: Joke Title: I almost cried when I talked about my first crush Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Jul 8 09:34:52 2011 , within the site At a certain college dormitory sleep-talk, everyone talked about their first crush, only I pretended not to be interested. sleep Because the girl I have a crush on is not a human being, but The snake spirit in Huluwa If someone fights with me, I agree to give up. You have had a crush on your aunt for a long time ﹨ Right >< > '﹨ , ' ﹨ . " ノ . people . Joke team’s self-play Joker ******** V Senior Group Pig Head Club Little Pig’s Bean Moon Rice Hair ************ Come and line up. Line up. Piggy’s moon rice went rancid ******** 1 Piggy’s rice is sour ********** 2 Piggy's hair ********** Go away, I won’t make fun of you. 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