Sender: Castellio percyshelley Right to Heresy, Area: ANSI Title: Mizuki Joke Edition December Monthly Your Deskmate Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua January 22, 2011 14:53:59 Saturday, site mail ' o Header story details 'See you and tell me about you December 1, same sex as you The most romantic table Things you were always careful about before Ask me to borrow half an eraser﹨ ﹨ You also accidentally said ' like to be with me ー ' , , ﹨ , > ﹨ twelve > Monthly EPISODE I first meeting " " EPISODE I Today's birthday biancr Girl, I'm too lazy to change seats '] < '] Would you like to sit at the same table with me now? C continue to sit at the same table , , , , I do " ' " > ﹨ " Original author minirat EPISODE I MMJoke I have taken the exam The answer will be stuck on the transparent tape for you. 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We have agreed to sit together. Table I happened to be hospitalized later, and I didn’t find out about her until I came back > ,,I dropped out of school. It is said that she did not agree to the arrangements. My deskmate had a big argument with the teacher and finally with his parents Go home I hope she is doing well now ' , ' ' , ; , ' , ; ' ' ' ; ; ; ;, ﹨ ;,; ,; , ; ,, ;, ;, ,; ' ' ' ,;' ' ' '; Original author H2CO3 EPISODE II Joke Actually, I just want to talk to you ミ Let’s stand together for a while. Today is my birthday ygs cloud computing orz A Chinese international student went to the United States to work as a newspaper boy. He did not bring a calculator and looked up at the sky. The customers were greatly surprised when they calculated the change mentally. They took out their calculators to verify that everything was correct and looked up. Days of Fear Ask Cloud Computing ㈡. ㈡ " The two people over there are staring at each other." Go to the corridor to stand. Original author water1111 EPISODE II Joke Please give me some advice. How to write the word 'birthday on duty today' cu0 docx file JudyFang My boss recently installed a new system and used the advanced office 2010. I am still using the ancient 2003 He just sent me a file and I said I couldn't open it and refused to receive it. He was very surprised and said, "How do you know if you haven't accepted it yet?" I said I can only open .doc files but not .docx files. He said oh and quickly sent me another .doc, but the strange thing is that it still prompted that it could not be opened. When I asked him, he was also very surprised. I even deleted the x suffix at the end. Why is it still not working? black line ' . ' , " " 3 " Rape qiangbao?!! " Original author pauling EPISODE II mine, Joke goddess ; ' Today's birthday ap9 The story of a friend of mine who was molested by a kindergartener xiuzhh By the way, my friend is in his early 30s. He is darker and has curly hair. He has a curly hair. sexual kind One day this guy went to the kindergarten to install a camera and was watched by a group of children. Suddenly, a kid ran over and started talking to me. Uncle, uncle, are you from India? My friend was very embarrassed and said, "No," and went back to work. Then he heard another kid behind him shouting Look, I said they were from Pakistan, but you said they were from India. ' . ' " "ε" Teacher this boy drew " > < "My Goddess" is remarkable. Original author: gfbiskin EPISODE II >5 Joke is not married yet at the age of 30 >Mao Just take your other half and join me.' Today is my birthday Dio What I love is appearance maitre My wife watched a TV show in which a man went crazy when he got married, but the man kept Didn't abandon her Wife, I’m going crazy. Do you still love me? i love My wife thought for a long time and said leisurely, you really love my appearance. Re: Girls’ signature file transfer plough I saw a girl’s QQ signature was “rabbit mine” and I silently thought in my heart Translated into rabbit puppet ' . ' " "ε "I can't find the other half " > <Original author xiaoxiao2010 EPISODE II Joke what rape It’s just that women don’t want to do it, but men have to do it. Today is my birthday. ;Yvt Seeing today’s top ten reminds me of those ignorant people back then. How I was bullied charlesgoo When I was riding my bike home, there was a car parked on the side of the road occupying the bike lane, so I walked towards the motor vehicle. I went a little further down the road when a taxi whizzed by and almost hit me on the rearview mirror. I cursed and continued riding, but the taxi actually pulled over in front of me. Pin me down. The driver came down and was cursing and trying to find trouble. I was quite innocent at the time and said I should get out of the car and take the car. Lock it up and argue with him. Then he takes out a huge chain lock from the basket of the car and tells him to hit it while holding it. How to solve it? The driver immediately gave up... Dear cyclists, your bike may be broken, but your bike lock must be strong. ' . ' " 10 What is a strong base? " > < Original author INSTANTUSER EPISODE II Joke The little gangster you mentioned has never been here before I won’t have to send you off after school from next week. ' , ' I am on duty as a student today. bi0 Let me tell you a personal experience of getting into science. SHENOK I have a colleague who always makes strange noises in the car while driving. I can’t tell if it’s a squeaking sound or a clicking sound. It's not always there but sometimes. What's strange is that it's the same car and his wife drives it. Everything is normal when driving Since he weighed twice as much as his wife, it was only natural that they came up with a driver-side suspension system. There is a problem with the system. It will not show up when the load is not enough. It will only show up when the pressure reaches a certain level. Something is wrong For this reason, they sent the car to the garage for inspection and did their own experiments, but they didn't find any problems. By the way, The experiment even included one time when he put 50 kilograms of rice on his wife's lap and asked her to hold her while driving. However, there was no sound. He wanted to continue to increase the amount of rice until the total amount reached ' . ' " 11 ""He is so stupid" > <Original author gaofei EPISODE II Joke tells you to go home and tear you apart, Go home and take it apart, silly x! ' , ' Today is my birthday bi0 Let me tell you a personal experience of getting into science. SHENOK Continued above Because of his wife's staunch objections, the experiment failed. This obsession has become a worry for them. They always feel that the car will fall down at any time. Therefore, they are quite resentful towards the 4S store. Until one time I took their car... That time, I was sitting in the back seat and discovered that he used to put his hand on the gear handle when driving. The vibration is transmitted to the watch on the wrist through the hand, and the various links of the bracelet collide with each other, causing this kind of sound ' . ' " 12 You can only read this note when you get home." > < Original author weizhongpeng EPISODE II Joke she led me to the dark water room I'm still pouting with my eyes closed, wanting to do something crazy. I'm on duty today. bhfish Education should start from childhood liangyue Went to visit a friend's house. A few people chatted and sat in the living room watching TV. There was a beauty pageant-like show on TV, with all the beauties looking graceful and graceful. My buddy's son is only 5 years old and is also staring at the TV. The brother patted his son on the head and asked, "Isn't your son beautiful?" The little guy nodded. The buddy continued to ask; Do you like it? The little guy continued to nod. The buddy said seriously and deeply: "Then you have to study hard and make a lot of money when you grow up to find such a beautiful woman." If you are not as good as your father and me, then you will never find someone like your mother. My buddy’s wife grabbed the cushions on the sofa and threw them at her My son also grabbed one and smashed it A group of people, haha, so harmonious . " 13 " "Why is that stupid boy still stunned? " > < Original author DaMingBai EPISODE II Joke Don't you love me? ' . ' Today's birthday weiwu This time I really sent an old one i9527 He was a bad student, but he fell in love with her who was an excellent student. On Valentine's Day, he was encouraged by his friends. Next, he finally got up the courage to send her a message asking her, "Don't you love me", and she responded quickly. Yes, I do At that moment, he was a little sad when he saw this sentence, and then graduation was about to happen. He also forgot about the matter. However, he didn't know that she had been waiting for him that day, waiting for him to come. hold her hand Kind cleaning lady q00p Passing by the restroom in the morning, a aunt stood at the door of the men's restroom and shouted in that there was someone in the men's restroom. A man replied impatiently. Someone guessed that this man was unhappy when his luck was interrupted due to constipation. The aunt whispered again, is there any paper inside? A few seconds later, the man promised, "No." Brother suddenly fell over ' . ' " 14 Yes, I do! " > <Original author i9527 EPISODE II Joke was kissed by her She can't be pregnant. Today is the day of birth ε xhy125 Little Lolita and Monster sosopisces My little sister is 7 years old. Before she came to Hong Kong, she always followed me around. She didn’t learn any of my advantages. The little evil was completely absorbed by her and used her cute loli appearance to the fullest. An uncle from her mother's company drove to pick them up. There was an apple-like pendant hanging on the car. L: Sichuan, that apple is really fake. S said, "It's real" without even blinking. L Really S Of course L Then take a bite I feel ashamed to have been diving all year round. Attached are two posts about how I was bullied. While eating, someone said to me, that girl over there is prettier than you. I looked back and I thought it didn’t look good. ' . ' " 15 " > <Original author OGC EPISODE II Joke takes you home after school every day I have become a good athlete. I am on duty today ﹨ xhy125 Little Lolita and Monster sosopisces Continued above Someone I think so too One night, when we were talking about novels, someone asked, would you read Qiong Yao's novels? I, a normal girl would watch it, right? Someone, you didn't answer my question. Will you read it? ' . ' " 16 Today I still ride the 26 Feihong " > < You also want to run and pick up and drop off. Original author bm6 EPISODE III farewell " 17 " EPISODE III ' , He is going to transfer schools, ー 乛 New concept I heard he is the head teacher. Complain to his father' His dad believed it Me, you want to transfer to another school. This book is for XX. Are you done? > Deskmate XXX He went to Experimental Middle School; , Me, will you still take the entrance exam for No. 1 Middle School? He doesn't know I hate it I also hate our class teacher You are my good friend in No. 1 Middle School It's nice to sit at the same table with you... ' ﹨ I 18 Original author KeepSmiling EPISODE III Joke Your small Yi house is ready Is that so we can get married? ' Today is my birthday ー xinghe No activities on Christmas Eve? dapanda It's Christmas. Every kid who doesn't have a kid to accompany him can only tighten his collar at the cold windy street. Listen. On the wind came that miserable song that resounded throughout the city... single boy! single boy! single all the way! code word jlynnc There is a certain person who is engaged in music. When I think of xx, I say to him, Doremi, Doremi. At first, he thought that this was the virtue of those who engaged in music. This kind of thing cannot be separated from musical notes. Later, when I thought about it carefully, I realized Doremi's next sentence is "sexy" ' . ' " 19 The little house has been built a long time ago, but you kid " > < No news. It’s too late to ask now. Original author Zug EPISODE III Joke Why hasn’t she seen it yet? Where's the note? ' . ' I was born on duty today. xinghe You have been surrounded nightwizard My classmate worked as a riot policeman in his hometown. The first time he performed his duty was when migrant workers gathered to make trouble to demand their wages. Riot police are dispatched. The first row is shields. The second row is batons. The third row is holding guns. Friends are waiting for the newcomers in the fourth row. The platoon shouting camera starts shouting. The leader asks the newcomers to shout. The newcomers pick up the loudspeaker. You have been Surrounded, the captain flew up and kicked the shouter, grabbed the loudspeaker and shouted, "You must believe in the Party, Prime Minister" Letter to the government via:@伟小梁 ' . ' " 20 ー J Sorry for this music box " > < I like you. Who sent it... Original author danta EPISODE III Joke I sometimes had dreams in the past few years I can still dream about her. ' Today is my birthday. xinghe [Roadside Social News] Piggy visits the residents of the small black house exo On the morning of the 30th, Banzhu came to visit Xinghe, a resident of the small black room in the affordable housing permanent project. Although the two-bedroom apartment rented by xinghe is not large in size, it has a regular layout and complete kitchen and bathroom. Banzhu carefully inspected the layout of the room and cordially chatted with the owner about household chores. How many people are in the family and when? What was your previous living situation like when you moved here? xinghe told Banzhu that he had never had a fixed place to live in the past, and now he feels like home. Very down to earth here How much is the monthly rent? Can you afford it? Banzhu asked 69 yuan a month is affordable. Xinghe answered with a smile. ' . ' " 21 ー " > <Original author itforour EPISODE IV Looking back " twenty two " EPISODE IV When she was in high school, her best friend told me that she had always liked me. I don’t want to introduce anyone to her. I felt very uncomfortable after hearing that. After graduating from college, I went to work in another city. She knew I called later and said I wanted to meet and chat. It rained that day and I arrived. I found her standing in the rain at the intersection. A few steps behind was the post office. Why don't I take shelter under the post office? She I'm afraid I won't be able to see you if I hide from the rain 彡 Then one day I suddenly thought of her and called her work Her colleague said she was not here to get married today and she fainted at that time , I contacted her, and when she answered the phone, I said it was me, congratulations. As soon as these two words were spoken, I could feel the silence on the other side. Then she cried. It seemed that many guests were trying to persuade her not to cry. I forgot how to hang up the phone. Anyway, I wanted to cry that day. twenty three Original author danzas EPISODE IV Little Black Room Why are you wearing a wedding dress? My husband came to my house. ' Today is my birthday. ー xinghe Obstetrics and Gynecology Quotes JAMA 1 Professor M has a high IQ, an open mind, and bold speech. His hobby is to create inventions. He owns Many patents have nothing to do with medicine. For example, Dr. M’s swimming ring also runs a device company and is extremely energetic. Enough. Three sentences that are inseparable from pornographic jokes. One time, halfway through a ward round, the patient was not very serious and the check would probably be completed soon. The leader suddenly thought He made a dirty joke, so he pulled everyone out, insisted on finishing the joke, and then went in to check the other half. The trainee lowered his head and frowned in shame and anger. The trainee smiled with a blushing face. The trainee doctor looked up to the sky. Laugh. The resident doctor cooperated very flatteringly and told another story. After investigating a cervical epithelial neoplasia with an extremely rich personal history, an innocent and bookish little girl became ill. The leader of the room said earnestly to the male interns, looking at the pure ; ; is actually the most impure. If it didn't look pure, it would be so ' . ' " 24 She looks beautiful with makeup, but you can’t see it." > < It's a pity. Original author askmore EPISODE IV Why don't you dare to say you like her? small dark room o We are still young now, so we should concentrate on studying. 'Today we are on duty as a student. ー xinghe Obstetrics and Gynecology Quotes JAMA Continued above Are there many people who want to have sex? So when you look for a partner in the future, don’t just go there just looking at her. The male intern understood this and made this comment when he came back. 2. Female professors of obstetrics and gynecology are very brave and courageous. One morning after the shift, female professor Z gave a lecture My son came back yesterday and told his dad that the teacher said that we should cultivate masculinity and let him go home and get along with his dad. His father heard this and said to his son, go find your mother. Your mother is more masculine than me. 3 Senior Sister Q is a first-year obstetrics and gynecology resident. What was her GPA before graduation? The second grader was on stage one day when the leader took her for surgery. ロロロロ" 25 I love you.." > .,,, original author askmore EPISODE IV Little Black Room. I still remember going to look for snails together in junior high school. Cow, do you see the six-pointed star on the Christmas tree? ' . ' Today is the day of birth ー xinghe Obstetrics and Gynecology Quotes JAMA Continued above Everyone was very fluent and fluent, so the leader was very relaxed and kept telling dirty jokes to tease everyone. When it comes to closing the abdominal suture with tension-reducing suturing, you need to cut a rubber tube and put it on the outside of the suture line until it sinks. Mo's senior sister suddenly stretched out her hand and said coquettishly, "I want a condom, I want a condom, I want a condom." The leader's appearance of being a strong man but a weak man was revealed. He was unable to answer and was petrified on the spot. . ' . ' " 26 Thank you life for giving me innocence " > < @ The original touch of the era original author monqiqi EPISODE IV Little Black Room, I have been at the same table since the first grade of junior high school. We were admitted to the same university. ' Today I am on duty as a student xinghe Talk about being healthier JAMA I'm usually very busy. I often drag my white clothes back late at night, either for surgery or to go to the laboratory. Okay? It was easy to take advantage of the night of my birthday to gather eight girls from two dormitories together. After dividing the cake, the beautiful female physician who often makes amazing remarks is already married and her husband is sent to Korea. Guo said to Xiao Lin, a quiet Sichuan girl in our dormitory, last time my husband and I treated you to a meal. After dinner, I went back and asked him what his impression of you was, and he just said two words: Big breasts. Xiao Lin was particularly embarrassed. Yaoyao, the surgical woman next to him, laughed loudly. Xiao Lin, go out to eat next time. I don’t want to sit at the same table with you for dinner. I feel so inferior. Xiaolin rolled his eyes and acted coquettishly in a low voice. It's not my fault Huahua, who was laughing stupidly, turned to Xiaomei and said, "You should get two bottles of water." Put the bag on your chest hahaha ' . ' " 27 We are destined to be together." > <Original author crazybrid EPISODE IV Little Black Room, the camellia I gave you that year They are all old, right? Where are they? ' . ' I am on duty today. ー xinghe Talk about being healthier JAMA Continued above Yaoyao pushed Huahua. Do you think her husband has not inspected the goods? Huahua said, then go find XXX, the person in our class who is doing questions in the plastic surgery department, for breast augmentation. Isn't breast augmentation just about cutting the Coppers ligament and inserting several hundred milliliters of implants? American woman The starting price for raw materials is 300ml. Chinese girls can only accept products within 100ml. I asked, breast augmentation surgery is a big deal. Some people say after-sales service Some people say product upgrade Some people say that's not right, that's called patching. Yaoyao finished eating the cake and made signs on her chest. None of you , yes, that should be called an expansion pack. ' . ' : フ " 28 " > <Original author chengoing The sky was always blue at that time and the days always passed too slowly.' . You always say that graduation is far away and we all go our separate ways in the blink of an eye.' , . , ー ' " " " " " " " " Notice MMJoke editor msan Joke editor weiwu 29 Little Black Room Editor FZD Painting walls percyshelley The glass cup refers to Wut’s works へ :: " :: :: へ :::: :: :: : " ::: へ Where can I find my lost paradise among steel and concrete? " " " Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 124.77.217.*] Modification: Castellio on January 23, 2011 00:55:55 [FROM: 61.129.42.*]