Sender: Castellio percyshelley Right to Heresy, Area: ANSI Title: [Water and Wood Painting] 2010 Annual Issue leading to the next stop Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua June 12, 2011 17:13:17 Sunday, site mail , [JOKE] ﹨ ; ' ﹨ leading to . , , , ﹨ ' 2010 issue [ ] ; , , , ﹨ , ' ' ' , , " " " ; , ﹨ > ﹨ ﹨ ﹨ AB volume that keeps pace with the times [JOKE] vc12345679 campus ﹨ During a certain final exam, two classmates sat next to each other in the workplace > "What roll are you?" , "A volume, what about you?" ' "Aha, the teacher handed out the wrong paper. I also have an A paper." . , so the two of them were delighted with the answer... When I was handing in the paper, I just heard the teacher say: "Students who took the big A paper, please hand over their answer sheets." Hand it to the left side of the podium. Students from the small A paper should hand their answer sheets to the right side of the podium." ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;' ;; ;, [ ] zero one The most embarrassing 24 hours [JOKE] Suffolk Campus ﹨ It was the first grade of elementary school. The school held a sports meeting because I was a tall runner. Workplace > Come on, the teacher asked me to participate in the 100 meters. My mother was so excited that she asked for leave. Come on, before I ran, she said she was afraid that I would be too hot, so she forced me to take off my pants. She ran around wearing cotton pants. Later she told me that when she was a child, cotton pants were ' A symbol of status, God, that's what happened # When he came on stage, Everyone else was wearing sportswear, but I was the only one wearing cotton pants. I felt really stupid at that time. . , after the starting gun sounded, I started running, taking advantage of my long legs and strong body. Leaving others far behind, when I took a step forward, I suddenly felt like my little brother I was so cold that I lowered my head and saw that it had flown out and passed through the cotton wool. Anyone who wears trousers should know why. My first reaction at that time was to use my hand to cover it up. I wanted to stuff it back, but it disrupted my running rhythm. I stepped on the right foot with my left foot. The feet could not fly up the cliff like Guo Jing, but instead they snapped. I had a close contact with the earth. Not only that, I was still young. The younger brother withstood most of the work done by the friction force. The competition pair His hand passed me gently, and then the school doctor came quickly] ;;﹔ ;' ;; ;, ran up and stood on the spot in front of 1,200 people in the school [ ] zero two The most embarrassing 24 hours [JOKE] Suffolk Campus ﹨Continued from the above Workplace > Check. The principal also came over, and so did my mother. The school doctor checked my brother. He said it was just a little bit of skin polishing and it was fine. The principal also sighed. I angrily told my mother what the doctor said. He forgot that he had brought the one he used to speak at the conference. 'The loudspeaker then the whole school loudspeaker shouted in unison XXX Mom Don't worry. Classmate XXX, JJ, is just a little polished. . , ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;' ;; ;, [ ] zero three I aborted the child [JOKE] manfred2007 campus ﹨ In the afternoon, I went to the laboratory downstairs to find my classmates and had fun with a girl there: Workplace > fat woman She was furious, took off her earphones, and came over aggressively, Then you yelled at me, you are a heartless person. ' Then he shook my arm and said I had aborted the child. After that, I went back to watch the movie. . , I was stunned there, waterfall sweat Those eyes around me T T ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;' ;; ;, [ ] zero Four cloud computing [JOKE] orz campus ﹨ A Chinese international student went to the United States to work as a newspaper boy without a calculator. Workplace > I have a habit of mentally calculating the change while looking up at the sky. Customers were greatly surprised and started to rush. He took out his calculator and verified that everything was correct. He also looked up at the sky and asked in horror, cloud computing ' . , ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;' ;; ;, [ ] zero five The benefits I got from each version [JOKE] ProudStone Campus ﹨ I once found lp on the joke version and my belly hurt from laughing on the pielove version. Workplace > I once lost weight on the food page, but had a dinner party with suet on the weight loss page. eat , I once discussed tea art at an outdoor gathering and went camping on a mountain with tea art and suet. ' I bought a notebook in the mobile version and selected the mobile phone in the notebook version. Machine model . , I once bought a new camera from the second-hand version, but the mm I bought from the age version was ** I used to discuss beauties with people on stock and stocks with beauties on myp version. I’ve tried to persuade people to leave a lot on the love page, and I’ve also tried to persuade them to leave in Fan Mi Li. A lot ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;' ;; ;, [ ] zero six . , ,",;;, .,;,, , ' .,";';,﹨,.;, ;" . . , ;;',; ' ;', ​​' ' ' '; "' ' , ﹨ > ﹨ ﹨ ﹨ Tell me a true story about sending a client home two days ago. It was an absolute joke. [JOKE] vivod workplace ﹨ Two days ago, I went on a business trip to a medium-sized city in Northeast China with my manager for research. I followed the city in the evening and besieged the city > Party unit leads customers to have dinner together ㄟ I had a great time eating and drinking a lot. After the meal and wine, I had a few customers. I've almost been fed. One of the clients lives far away. 'The big boss asked us to send him home When we arrived at the gate of the client's community, he told us to go back first. . , I can do it myself. The manager said that I must send it home. In this cold weather, the boss still can’t do it. Special instructions Later, when I entered the community, I started walking around. After walking around for several times, there were no customers. Hu kept saying let's go back. He said it several times since he was not drunk. We murmured in our hearts, the more we thought there was a reason, then Later, the manager said, "Look, you've walked around three times and you still haven't found your home." I must have drunk too much. This time I was in front of the boss. I have received a military order and it must be delivered to my home. The customer was stubborn but reluctant and finally took us in] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, I walked up the stairs to the door of my house and knocked on the door [ I heard the woman inside shouting "Who is it?" Zero seven Tell me a true story about sending a client home two days ago. It was an absolute joke. [JOKE] vivod workplace ﹨Continued from above, Siege > The customer frowned and said, "I am." The woman inside shouted again, "Hey, the emperor is back. Wait a minute." The manager and I started laughing, thinking that this guy is at home. ' High enough I was afraid that my sister-in-law would be embarrassed when meeting her, so I said goodbye in a hurry. . , just after going down two floors, I heard another customer call at the door, "The Queen Mother is lucky." ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] zero eight I surprised the boss on my first day at work, and then he took me [JOKE] boylez workplace ﹨ Came very early and proactively sent everyone a letter of greetings. Siege > hi all, ㄟ Happy Year of the Tiger blabla blabla blabla resign ' salute Name . , I just can't be subtle when telling jokes, stupid ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] zero Nine Moonlight Clan Dog Raising [JOKE] levi workplace ﹨ A fellow member of the moonlight tribe raised a dog and expressed the following emotions: What should I eat at the beginning of the month? Besieged City > What do dogs eat? What do dogs eat at the end of the month? What do I eat? ' . , ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] one ten What women say about men must make progress is actually [JOKE] liuxijun workplace ﹨ In the supermarket, I saw a big five-flowered crab bought from ice for 18.9 yuan > Climb into the cabinet that costs 28.9 yuan ㄟ I burst into tears. You are so fucking motivated. ' . , ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] ten one subway [JOKE] unkeke workplace ﹨ Taking the subway today, there were not many people. Siege > At a certain station, a boy came in. He looked a little fatter. After he came in, the subway issued a beep beep beep closing warning. Voice ' Then he suddenly jumped onto the platform . , he shouted as he watched the subway door close. Damn, it's not an elevator ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] ten two Mom met a liar [JOKE] Tux9 workplace ﹨ My mother received a call saying that the credit card of xx bank was in arrears. You all know Besieged City > of ㄟ My mother said you must be a liar. Banks have voice systems. Hang up the phone over there ' A few days later, I received another call. As soon as the call was connected, he said, now ., here is the voice message. Your xx bank account is in arrears. Please press 9 for details. My mom said there is no 9 on my phone How is that possible? My mother said, aren’t you a voice actor? Hang up the phone over there ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] ten three 360 and qq trap [JOKE] ratel workplace ﹨ I passed by a small stall on the street this morning and heard it. Isn’t 360 for luck? Besieged City > Why are you trying to get into trouble with QQ? Answer: I still don’t understand. ㄟ What kind of fuss is going on between a shoemaker and a carmaker? ' . , ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] ten Four Beauty learns calligraphy [JOKE] lefenbo workplace ﹨ A colleague’s blog Besieged City > When I got home, I took out the She inkstone and Hui ink I just bought, laid out the rice paper, and burned a pillar. Original Nha Trang I thought about it for a long time and wrote this sentence hello world ' . , ㈩ ] ;;﹔ ;;';;;;;;, [ ] ten five , , ﹨ , ' ' ' , ﹨ > ﹨ ﹨ ﹨ . Fun [JOKE] rancid siege city. ﹨ A male classmate from college lived with his girlfriend outside and was creampied many times without a condom < Workplace His girlfriend was pregnant. The male classmate panicked and asked for help at home. Home If he's too popular, just ignore him. On Father's Day, my male classmate thought of this. This was a good opportunity, so I immediately wrote a text message to his dad. Happy Father’s Day. 'Le, in less than 5 minutes, his father replied with two words, "Tongle" . . , ㈩ ] [ ] ten six The embarrassing thing that happened in Sanjiao 3305 [JOKE] bryantian siege city ﹨ Let me break the news too < Workplace . When I first entered T University, the 6th teaching had not yet been completed, and it was not allowed after training at night. I can go to Laoguan or Xinguan, but I can only go to Sanjiao 3305. This is what I experienced during my freshman year. A place where you often study for yourself 'In fact, most people who study by themselves in a certain classroom are very fixed. The seats are also very fixed . , often the person next to me on the left is a girl wearing glasses. Later when I went there. Whenever she does, she always looks up and smiles at me Suddenly one day I was asked a very simple calculus question. I I sucked at studying because the question was relatively easy and just right I did it, so I wrote her the solution, and then she sent another note. Come here and tell me, there are still a few questions, why don’t I just leave them out, Ounao ㈩ Candao, I haven’t finished my homework. Then she went out to fetch water by herself The book is on the table] I just found out it was a tutorial on microcontroller and I immediately collapsed [ Collapse, it turns out to be a senior sister] Ten seven The embarrassing thing that happened in Sanjiao 3305 [JOKE] bryantian siege city ﹨Continued from above < Workplace Then I never saw her in 3305 again. In my junior year, a junior sister told me on QQ, let’s go for a walk. It was 11 at that time. ' It's already past 10pm at the end of the month I said yes . , but I saw her downstairs at Bauhinia No. 5, without a down jacket or gloves. Just walking like this, she said her hands were so cold. I said something I regret to this day: I’ll buy you a pancake to keep warm. Bar Later, I asked her to take a walk again and she stopped coming out. > < ㈩ ] [ ] ten eight The sorrow of men majoring in science and engineering [JOKE] bhre siege city ﹨ I just had dinner with a buddy from the financial industry and he said I just gave my daughter away < Workplace A friend of mine has a 2,000 euro bag and she likes it very much. Women are really hard to raise these days. ah . I'm very depressed. Oh, no wonder I don't have a girlfriend. I can just give one as a gift. ' 2000 ohm resistor . , . ㈩ ] [ ] ten Nine Wife ran away from home [JOKE] BitBlue Siege ﹨After quarreling with my wife, my wife went to boil water in silence < Workplace After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled. Just a casual comment. Haven't left yet After hearing this, my wife ran away from home in anger ' . . , ㈩ ] [ ] two ten Wetland Park [JOKE] BitBlue Siege ﹨ One day, I was discussing fun places nearby with a girl from the lab. Talking about the neighborhood < Workplace Wetland Park, the girl looked very excited and said, actually I like it very much That wetland one 'The next day the girl received a note that said: Senior sister, actually I I've also liked you for a long time . , . ㈩ ] [ ] two one Editor of this issue Text editing: xhy125 Painting walls: percyshelley Supervisor: cu0 ,ィ ヘ ー乛} {乛 乛 predict , ー . . . . . ]@hizsygift . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Release light and heat, leave love and sincerity. . . o . . . Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 124.77.212.*]