Sender: Castellio percyshelley Right to Heresy, Area: ANSI Title: Mizuki Joke Edition July Issue Calabash Baby vs. Smurf Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua Monday, August 29, 2011 09:10:26, site mail ﹐ ㄟ, ヽ , > < Calabash baby explodes ' ' 'Have been secretly in love with Snake Spirit for many years ﹨ . . Have a love affair with Snow White ﹨ , It's all there... ー Calabash Baby vs. Smurf < . . Tsinghua University under the moonlight over the lotus pond de July issue, There are a bunch of little bastards in the garden Such a scene Are you holding on? , I almost cried when I talked about my first crush communix At a certain university dormitory sleep-talk meeting, ROUND I Hulujia talks about his first crush on mm >< > My baby’s unbearable past, I was the only one pretending not to be interested and went to bed early Sleep Because the girl I have a crush on is not a human being '﹨ But... , ' ﹨ . " ノ ... . people . The snake spirit in Huluwa If someone fights with me I agree to let it out 01 , Talk to a micro fairy tale ,yutourr ROUND I Gourd <﹨ Snow White escaped from the palace and found someone to ask. The baby’s unbearable past ﹨ How can she find the seven villains and kind-hearted people to show her the way? ^ So she came to the forest and saw a small cabin inside , ', there were seven small beds arranged, and Snow White lay down and fell asleep. ﹨ The seven little people came back in the evening, said Snow White. <﹨ ﹨ You must be the seven dwarfs in my destiny, seven people ﹨ , looked at each other and said, you are in the wrong place, we ^ It’s Calabash Baby ', <﹨ ﹨ ﹨ ﹨ ^ ', < ﹨ '﹨ ' < ' ' 02 , Weibo of China Meteorological Network lh2006, ﹨ > ROUND I Gourd At this moment in the courtyard of China Meteorological Administration L My baby’s unbearable past, heavy rain, unable to return to the dormitory When I came out in the morning, I forgot to close the window. < > . . . . : Meteorological Bureau big building 03 , Burning incense sticks veheibo Living on campus, the weather was sweltering at night and there was no electricity, so ROUND I Gourd spread the mat in the corridor to sleep. As soon as I lay down, I was swarmed by mosquitoes. The team surrounded the baby because of his unbearable past, rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find a coil of mosquito repellent incense and put it on Under the soles of my feet, I fell asleep peacefully, and there was less than one <﹨ I was woken up by a man's scream. ﹨ Anger saw only one figure trembling and said: You ^ Your uncle, it’s scary enough to spread out a straw mat and lie down in the corridor. ', yes, even burning incense sticks ﹨ ﹨ ' ' . . ^ ^ 04 , My husband is now cheating on the baby zycwz Some time ago every morning and evening ROUND I gourd, my husband will say it to my belly The baby's unbearable past, conversation, calling the baby's nickname < > " " <#><#> He has become lazy these days and doesn't 'I talked to my baby this morning. ' ﹨ reminded him [Design lines] He came over and pressed my belly Your brothers are on a business trip. My son said, “Dad, my child.” ﹨ Dad was on a business trip a few days ago Sleep peacefully, little one. 'I just came back today. I glared at him hard. He was so cheating. 05 , suet balls foreverhsp ROUND I Gourd Yesterday when friends got together for dinner My baby’s unbearable past came up with an impromptu game Just thinking about it alone Film and television works and then use action # ﹢ ﹢ Express it and pass it to the end " The last person guesses A gentleman first said that it was three words, and then pointed to the mutton. I fanned myself with a napkin, then rolled it into a ball and threw it away. When everyone thought it was too simple, they responded faithfully to each steps o , The last person said without hesitation that the answer was Ball of Suet. The first man's face turned red and he whispered <﹨ ﹨ What I'm thinking is ^ ', Meat Futon ﹨ 06 Programmers in Daoxiang Village > 'vale ROUND II The Smurf's Trouble Assembly Programmer Please install it Align the box according to 8 ノ > C Programmer Please tell me sugar-free C programmer makes pointer by hand.. What are the sub-categories of mooncakes? Status I want the snack at square 0丿 ノ , ,丿 07 The cultural atmosphere of mainland universities is stronger than that of Hong Kong > 'phage Someone complained to me that Hong Kong universities are very commercial. ROUND II The breath is too strong. If you strike up a conversation on campus, nine times out of ten you are studying. The Troubles of the Smurfs Financial The electronic screen in the restaurant flashed the global stock index in a loop He thinks that foreign exchange prices are quite impetuous and not as good as internal prices. In contrast, if you are educated in local universities, he said, in mainland China, you will The first time you enter the school, the security guard will ask you three philosophical questions. ultimate question Who are you . . Where are you from , Where are you headed Looks very cultured ' 08 on the bus > ' cicimelon ROUND II On the bus, I gave up my seat to Auntie Smurf's Trouble happily chatted with me and asked how old the child was. My 29 aunt said with envy that you look really young. I look like I'm in my early 30s, and my child is already 29... ﹨ 丿 . . ﹨ 乀 < ﹨ 09 thank you my girlfriend > ' isoloist Thank you my girlfriend ROUND II Thank you for not appearing in the past 26 years The troubles of the Smurfs appeared, allowing me to concentrate on > studies Quoted from the end of a graduate's thesis ' Thank you " " , Reposted from twitter丿 , ' 10 Taobao store owner is too powerful > ' richal I just bought a new car, but I didn’t pick out the car number when choosing it. ROUND II becomes a randomly selected number plate of your own choice The troubles of the Smurfs have been lingering in my heart, and then I fight I might as well buy some personalized car stickers to make up for it. I saw on the Internet that there are metal letters stuck on the rear of the car. I thought if, It would be cool to put your initials on it, so I bought a name. Abbreviation ZHK ' ' As a result, not long after I placed the order, the Taobao store owner called me and said that the letter Z is that ﹨ ノ The one with a horizontal bar in the middle. I can’t tell. I’ll just use the ordinary one. It makes sense. He said, "Okay, I'll help you get one from another house. I'm very pleased." I think the shop owner is very responsible﹨ , I received the goods today. I looked at them and was very satisfied. Everything is in good condition. But that letter Z is fatter than the other two letters. I thought it might be two batches of goods. The size of the letters might be different, but I can tell you later. The more I look at it, the weirder it gets. Nothing seems right. I can’t tell what’s going on. 11 Taobao store owner is too powerful > ' richal Continued above ROUND II At this time, I accidentally touched Z The Smurf's Trouble On the ground, this surprise was discovered. The secret that shakes heaven and earth, , turn out to be ' ' Taobao store owner him ﹨ ノ gave it to me ' one \ , N 12 , children nowadays mowgli Last night, I was sitting by the window and heard two children fighting over toys outside. ROUND III A: Mine B: Mine Calabash vs. Smurfs. After that, a gentle female voice said, "Nanny, be good. Did your mother tell you about Kong Rongrang?" > 'Pear, Kong Rong is so young, he knows who to give in to. There was silence outside the window for two seconds ﹐ ㄟ, ヽ B: I am a pear , > < , '丿 ﹨ . . ー < ﹨ . . , A: I am Pear 13 , Speaking of things not to eat mashall There may be a reason. 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JOKE Editor Jobs ROUND IV The waiter served a staple dish and was eaten by these little black room editors cu0 Little Dark Room Story: A player was beaten up and painted the wall percyshelley May I ask what the waiter served? Fried noodles Yes, these are WOW players from the south. tell 2 jokes JudyFang I met a guy today. His wife had breast cancer and had one breast removed. It was quite a sad thing originally, but these two people are very funny and humorous. I told 2 jokes about this matter and share them with you. I hope everyone can be optimistic. 1 Although my wife is almost menopausal, she is called "young" in our family. Why? Because she can I have always been a young nanny. If I have one less nanny, I will be miserable. Now that I am old enough, I can only be a master. 2 My wife told me that our family’s housing situation is relatively tight now. It used to be two bedrooms. She pointed to the chest and one living room. Pointing at it, you know, now we can only have one room and one living room. I said it’s okay to live in it. Just squeeze in a little bit. point 17 The glass cup refers to Wut’s works へ :: " :: :: へ :::: :: :: : " ::: へ Where can I find my lost paradise among steel and concrete? " " " Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 222.66.23.*]