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↑ The September and October issue of Lonely God Stick Festival G42 [2011]

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[Joke] 离开[←,e] 选择[↑,↓] 阅读[→,r] 发表文章[Ctrl-P] 砍信[d] 备忘录[TAB] 求助[h] || || || 编号刊登者文章标题在线/最高: 111/8884 [一般模式] || || || || || || || || || pinklily 理工科男生的最新情话 || || || || || || || || || || || || 女：“我是你的什么？” 理科工男：“你是我的公 || || || || || || 式啊！” || || || || || || 女：“啊？原来我是公式啊……” 理工科男：“酱 || || || || || || ╭﹀ヽ紫我就可以把你推导了！”…… || || || || || || /╰ ） || || || || || || ∟( ╯ 女：“我才不要做你的公式呢！” 男：“为啥？” || || || || || || ` ╰)\ 女：“因为公式之前已经被很多人推导了”……… || || || || || || /︺ '| || || || || || ︵、--ˊ_∕ 我要做你的公理……你只能承认我…不能推导我… || || || || || `- \ ╱\ || || || || || ╲/_╱ │ || || || || || || `/ /〈 || || || ||_||_|| \╲ ╲ _ ||_||_|| ( - --) ˋ ￣ ╲ ( - --) ￣￣￣￣￣￣ \ ￣( 03 )￣版主: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo 感情卢瑟 [Joke] 离开[←,e] 选择[↑,↓] 阅读[→,r] 发表文章[Ctrl-P] 砍信[d] 备忘录[TAB] 求助[h] || || || 编号刊登者文章标题在线/最高: 111/8884 [一般模式] || || || || || || || || || ggoo 男生被骚扰 || || || || || || || || || || || || 一哥们，长得白白净净。有次在公车上，感觉 || || || || || || 后面有人在摸他屁股，又揉又捏。 || || || || || || || || || || || || 他转身，看到一猥琐大哥。哥们冷冷地说： || || || || || || “我是男的。”那大哥说：“没关系，不要紧～╮|| || || || || || 张。”说着，还全身抱了上来。哥们实在没遇（╯ \ || || || || || || 到过这种事，很紧张，又不敢激烈反抗。 ╰' _| || || || || || || / _`/\|| || || || || || 下一站赶紧下车，一看，那男的没跟下来，松 │ -'_ = || || || || || 了一口气。之后，忽然发现，手机钱包都被摸 \ `￣/ˋ || || || || || 走了！ |╲ _\/ || || || || || \ ` ﹨ || || ||_||_|| ＞- /|_||_|| ( - --) /\╲_ ∕ - --) ￣￣￣￣￣￣ `'` ￣ ( 04 )￣主选单讨论区 [Joke] 目前选择: [1Family ] ┌ ┓ ████ █ ▋■ █ █ ■ █████ █████ 本人:经历简单, ▆▆▆█ █▋███ █ ███▍▋▆▆█▆ ▋▆█▆█ 貌美，兴趣广 ▆▆▆█ ▇ ▋◢ █ █ ▋▆▆█▆ █▆█▆█ 要求:靠谱成熟, ▆▆▆█▆ █◤◢█◤ █◤ █ ◢ ▋▋ █ ▌▆▆▇▆▆ 幽默，收入好 ■ ▅█ ◢▋◤◥█ █ █◤█▍▋▆▆◤■ ▆▆◤◢█ └ ┛ 0) 感情卢瑟区 ◆1) 家庭卢瑟区单 2) 学校卢瑟区是身. 3) 其他卢瑟区一 · 4) 卢瑟图片区 \ |∠ 更状种 ∵ 5) 卢瑟黑屋区 ─， , 生是态 :· 6) 信件处理 ╱ ︺棍活一 .∵: 7) 进入聊天选单境种 .∴· 8) 告别单身求包养 ` . 界 .·∴` NewSINGLE.net ∵: .. ..:∵.:·` `·∴ .:∴:∴‥`` 版主: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo 家庭卢瑟 [Joke] 离开[←,e] 选择[↑,↓] 阅读[→,r] 发表文章[Ctrl-P] 砍信[d] 备忘录[TAB] 求助[h] || || || 编号刊登者文章标题在线/最高: 111/8884 [一般模式] || || || || || || || || || rednumen 无题 || || || || || || || || || || || || 昨天去哥哥家，看到一向脾气很好的嫂子暴揍4岁的小 || || || || || || 侄子，一问真相我笑疯了。嫂子提前回家，看到令人 || || || || || || 抓狂的一幕：小侄子在客厅拉了一泡便便，然后一勺 || || || || || || ╭﹀ヽ一勺的喂给狗狗吃，已经持续一个多月了。而嫂子每 || || || || || || /╰ ）天下班回家第一件事情就是抱起小狗亲一亲。 || || || || || || ∟( ╯ || || || || || || ` ╰)\ || || || || || || /︺ '| || || || || || ︵、--ˊ_∕ || || || || || `- \ ╱\ || || || || || ╲/_╱ │ || || || || || || `/ /〈 || || || ||_||_|| \╲ ╲ _ ||_||_|| ( - --) ˋ ￣ ╲ ( - --) ￣￣￣￣￣￣ \ ￣( 05 )￣版主: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo 家庭卢瑟 [Joke] 离开[←,e] 选择[↑,↓] 阅读[→,r] 发表文章[Ctrl-P] 砍信[d] 备忘录[TAB] 求助[h] || || || 编号刊登者文章标题在线/最高: 111/8884 [一般模式] || || || || || || || || || SundayMore 老小老小，老爸伤不起- -! || || || || || || || || || || || || 国庆节，我爸妈来深圳看我。 || || || || || || || || || || || || 我奶奶让他们给我带了100个土鸡蛋。 || || || || || || || || || || || || 刚才老爸吵着要吃，让我妈做。我妈不肯做，～╮|| || || || || || 说已经有好多菜了。（╯ \ || || || || || || ╰' _| || || || || || || 我爸突然冲进厨房，带着哭腔大闹：我要吃 / _`/\|| || || || || || ！是我妈妈给我买的！！！ │ -'_ = || || || || || \ `￣/ˋ || || || || || - -! 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Okay, I'll take it Look '丿 Hey, you won’t be happy Love this place ;, ;, ;,,,,,,,, ,, ;; ,, ;, ;; ;;' '; ;; ;'' ,,;;;,;;'''';; ,,,,,,;;;,,,,,;, ;;;,;;,,,,;; ;; ;, ;;; ',, ;, ,, ,; ;; , ;';; ;;,';;,' ,; ;; ; ' ;; ;; ,;; , ,,' ;,,,;' ;; ;,' ;;,,; year year today ' year year year today Net bbs.newsingle.net , , TV bbs.newsingle.net Through www.newsingle.net , , Letter www.newsingle.net Beijing Singles Administration ICP Registration Number Beijing ICP Certificate No. 111111 Welcome to the bachelor community. Number of people online: 11111 [Maximum: 111111] 1111 WWW GUEST Please enter guest' for trial, new', add .' after your ID for BIG5 to register Please enter code: laoguanggun Top 10 heartfelt blessings for today Nov 11 05:11:11 1 person No. 1 I registered my marriage with my husband today. I wish us a long life. kiss husband happygirl. Nov 11 11:11:11 No. 2 I’m going to propose to my girlfriend right away. Wish me success hahaha Nov 11 13:11:11 No. 3. Happy birthday to my ten-year-old son. May he become the class beauty as soon as possible. ﹨ ; you will really like This website? Hey stupid humans '丿 Today's top ten hot topics No. 1 letter area: NewExpress Nov 11 11:04:11 111 people weisuoboy Title: The milk tea girl invited me to dinner hahaha. I have pictures to prove it. No. 2 Area: Love Nov 11 11:06:11 91 people erbigirl Title: A rich second-generation handsome guy confessed his love to me, but I still rejected him 3rd place: Picture Nov 11 11:07:11 81 people handsomeguy Title: The girl with milk tea is clearly dating me. Here is the truth. No. 4 Area: FamilyLife Nov 11 11:08:11 71 people happymother Title: Show your happiness hehe *^ ^* No. 5 Area: Love Nov 11 11:09:11 61 people ladykiller Title: Another girl is chasing after me. I’ve been having a lot of trouble lately. No. 6 Area: Joke Nov 11 11:11:11 51 people fyredoldo Title: 11.11.11.11.11 No. 7 Area: Age Nov 11 11:11:31 41 people wenyigirl Title: I finally say goodbye to my single life No. 8 Area: SF Nov 11 11:11:51 Title: I heard that Xinghe’s wife is twenty years younger than him. It seems that there is only a certain page. No. 9 Letter Area: WorkLife Nov 11 11:13:11 Title: My female boss seems to like me. She suits me. No. 10 Letter Area: AutoWorld Nov 11 11:14:11 Title: My father-in-law gave me a Lamborghini. It drives well. Main Menu [You have messages] Discussion Forum [Joke] Currently selected: [6 Mail Processing] Activity board . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . 丿ィ. . . Quiet night, girl, I miss you... < . bbs.newsingle.net " 任 welcome 0 Emotional Lutheran Area 1 Family Lutheran Area Single 2 School Lutheran District is in body. 3 Other Lutheran Districts 1 4 Luther Picture Area Update Status 5 Luthor's Black Room, the environment: 6. Letter processing skills 1.: 7 Enter the chat menu environment. 8 Say goodbye to being single and seek support. World. NewSINGLE.net : .. ..: .: .: : Mail Menu Singles Community Discussion Forum [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read letter [ ,r] Reply [R] Cut letter Clear old letter [d,D] Ask for help [h] No. Sender Date Title Your mailbox has a maximum capacity of 2000K and currently 1111K has been used 1 N My crush on mm Nov 11 Re: Are you free to go out for dinner on the weekend? ﹨ Hey, secret love, don’t follow me; What about secret love? It's so disappointing What's the point? '丿 Sender: The girl I have a crush on only loves tall, handsome and rich people Title: Re: Are you free to eat out on the weekend? Sending site: Singles Community Fri Nov 11 11:11:11 2011 Source: 111.111.111.111 Sorry, I still won’t go out to eat. I had a video chat with you yesterday, even though you turned off the sound I asked you what are you doing You said watching a movie? But I saw it all in your glasses You are looking at Sora Aoi Original version by leezw I was on a business trip and was bored watching movies at night. Wife asks for video inspection I had no choice but to turn on the movie and video with my wife. Of course I turned off the sound. My wife is very happy to see me calm and peaceful in front of the computer. But suddenly asked me what I was doing I said watch a movie She said fart, Sora Aoi, I saw it in your glasses. The glasses gave me away... Main Menu Discussion Forum [Joke] Current selection: [0Love ] Activity board . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . 丿ィ. . . Quiet night, handsome guy, I miss you... < . bbs.newsingle.net " 任 welcome 0 Emotional Lutheran Area 1 Family Lutheran Area Single 2 School Lutheran District is in body. 3 Other Lutheran Districts 1 4 Luther Picture Area Update Status 5 Luthor's Black Room, the environment: 6. Letter processing skills 1.: 7 Enter the chat menu environment. 8 Say goodbye to being single and seek support. World. NewSINGLE.net : .. ..: .: .: : Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo feeling Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] yaleview subway station staff Original author @Beken Zhang Pengfei A young couple from out of town was quarreling at Century Park subway station. Male He said that to go to the park, he should go out from Exit 1. The woman said that she should go out from Exit 2. Asking for a job Staff: An elder sister told the boy that he was going to the park from Gate 1 ヽ Go out. If you want a girlfriend, go out from exit 2. ' 01 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo feeling Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] ymengfei attended a college classmate’s wedding Attend a college classmate’s wedding Usually this classmate is quite good. At the wedding, the host said to him, please use classical etiquette. Meet father-in-law ' I saw him step forward and kneel on one knee and said ' My father-in-law is here, my little brother is polite. ﹨ '02 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo feeling Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] pinklily Latest love stories from boys majoring in science and engineering Female, what am I to you? Science and engineering male, you are my father-in-law. Style Female, ah, it turns out I am a formula, male from science and engineering field. ヽ Zi, I can deduce it for you Female, I don’t want to make your formula. Male, why? Female because the formula has been derived by many people before ' I want to be your axiom. You can only admit me but not deduce me. 03 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo feeling Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] ggoo boys were harassed A buddy, who is fair and fair, felt like he was on the bus once. Someone was touching his butt behind, rubbing and squeezing it. He turned around and saw a wretched older brother. He said coldly I'm a man and the elder brother said, it doesn't matter. Zhang said and hugged him with his whole body. I really haven’t met my brother. I have experienced this kind of thing before and I am very nervous and dare not resist violently.' Get off the bus at the next stop and see that the man didn't follow you. Let's go. After taking a breath, I suddenly found that my mobile phone and wallet had been touched. gone ﹨ '04 Main Menu Discussion Forum [Joke] Current selection: [1Family] Me: My experience is simple, Beautiful, wide-ranging interests Requirements: reliable and mature, Humor and good income 0 Emotional Lutheran Area 1 Family Lutheran Area Single 2 School Lutheran District is in body. 3 Other Lutheran Districts 1 4 Luther Picture Area Update Status 5 Luthor's Black Room, the environment: 6. Letter processing skills 1.: 7 Enter the chat menu environment. 8 Say goodbye to being single and seek support. World. 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No shame. Acting cute \ '06 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Family Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] TwoHundred50 The Most Embarrassing Thing - The Inn Sender: TwoHundred50 hengji , Area: Joke Title: Re: The most embarrassing thing Sending station: Shuimu Community Wed Sep 7 14:55:30 2011 , ヽ within the site I'm very surprised about the word inn. Do those who check in later have to check out first? ' In unikorn, it used to be difficult to learn from the sea, and it was hard to learn from the sea. Zuo Zhou’s masterpiece mentioned: : The writing is so good. Return to the inn. 07 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Family Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] areyoueye original wife praises others Posted in unnamed space Yesterday, I had a little stimulation the day before yesterday. I told my wife to praise me and give it to me. Cheer up So my wife praised me You are awesome You're too awesome' pause You're so awesome' Your wife is too awesome I trembled﹨ '08 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Family Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] yantse Re: Original wife compliments others Posted in unnamed space Grandma praises: You are awesome! You are so old! ヽ Your grandma is amazing! Your grandma is so awesome! ' 09 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Family Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] Silentwolf Original Wife Praises People Posted in unnamed space Uncle praises people You are very powerful You are just awesome Your uncle is very powerful Your uncle is really awesome ' ' ﹨ '10 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo school Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] nfnmd Re: Original wife compliments others you are beautiful Your sister is beautiful Your sister is beautiful ヽ Your sister has beautiful eyebrows Your girl is not as beautiful as your sister ' 11 Main Menu Discussion Forum [Joke] Currently selected: [2School] Me: I have a car and a house, Both parents died Requirements: sexy and charming, young and beautiful 0 Emotional Lutheran Area 1 Family Lutheran Area Single 2 School Lutheran District is in body. 3 Other Lutheran Districts 1 4 Luther Picture Area Update Status 5 Luthor's Black Room, the environment: 6. 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At that time, the whole class Stupid ヽ ' 12 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo school Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] qzstar1985 Re: There are three classes in the mathematics department There are only ten classes in the mathematics department. I met someone by chance today. He said to me, you are also a math major. Are you from Class 10? I said to him, are you from Class 9? He said to me, are you from Class 8? I said to him, are you from Class 7? He said to me, are you from Class 6? I said to him, are you from Class 5? He said to me, are you from Class 4? I said to him, are you from class three?' He said to me, it turns out you are in the second class. I said to him, it turns out you are in class one. The two held hands and laughed happily﹨ There was a conversation coming from the side. You are also in the Chinese department. I am in the second class. What about you? I'm in class 13 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo school Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] buckyx ran a red light at the east gate of Tsinghua University today reposted by mashall I went to Tsinghua University today and ran a red light when I came out. People behind me said that Tsinghua students are really ignorant and don’t obey traffic rules. I responded that I am from Peking University ヽ The man said that when students from Tsinghua University do bad things, they always say that they are from Peking University. ' 14 Main Menu Discussion Forum [Joke] Current selection: [3Others] Activity board ⌒ ⌒ Single, it feels so good to be a light bulb! 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If you don’t believe me, my buddy said calmly, why don’t you bring the bottle opener? ヽ ' 15 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo other Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] landx which stock is this? Half a year ago, in order to encourage myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording every day. Fill in the Excel table with your own weight and generate a trend. Picture Today, my colleague passed by my seat and I saw him walking by He went and fell back thoughtfully, then whispered in my ear and asked Well, can you tell me which stock you own? Ah, the trend is pretty good ' ' ﹨ '16 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo other Luther [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] xiii Boss, can you give me a key? Background: There is a small stall with keys at the entrance of the community. Text: I went to work this morning and passed by a stall. I saw a girl walking into the stall. ヽ asked the boss in front of the stall, can I get a key? The boss said yes Then MM stood blankly in front of the stall and the boss looked at her in silence for a long time. silence ' Finally the boss couldn't help but said, "Where is the key?" 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I'm just on the way to a blind date. ' Object > < , No. 01 丄 Huniu 0 Emotional Lutheran Area 1 Family Lutheran Area Single 2 School Lutheran District is in body. 3 Other Lutheran Districts 1 4 Luther Picture Area Update Status 5 Luthor's Black Room, the environment: 6. Letter processing skills 1.: 7 Enter the chat menu environment. 8 Say goodbye to being single and seek support. World. NewSINGLE.net : .. ..: .: .: : Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Luther Black Room [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] FZD on the bus today The car door was closed and I was just waiting for the red light at the intersection. A buddy stood up and walked to the door of the car where he got off Conductor can't get off Dude, next, next The conductor opened the door, but he didn't move. Conductor, hurry up. The lights are going to change. Why don't you prepare in advance?' Brother, get off, get off next stop. ' ﹨ ' twenty three Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Luther Black Room [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] yutourr Re: On the bus today The car door was closed and I was just waiting for the red light at the intersection. A buddy stood up and walked to the car door where he got off, and suddenly started to feel dazed. ヽ conductor can’t get down Dude, next, next The conductor opened the door, but he didn't move. Conductor, hurry up. The lights are going to change. Why don't you prepare in advance? 'Dude, slap your chest, it scares me to death. twenty four Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Luther Black Room [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] mmzt reworded: on the bus today The car door was closed and I was just waiting for the red light at the intersection. A buddy stood up and walked to the door of the car where he got off Conductor can't get off Dude, next, next The conductor opened the door, but he didn't move. Conductor, hurry up. The lights are going to change. Why don't you prepare in advance?' Brother, Xiamen, Xiamen University is this station? ' ﹨ '25 Moderator: cu0 biancr mmzt ap9 Dio Yvt iseva xzt Jobs yoo Luther Black Room [Joke] Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,r] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter [d] Memo [TAB] Ask for help [h] No. Publisher Article Title Online Maximum: 111 8884 [Normal Mode] cu0 rewrite continues: on the bus today The car door was closed and I was just waiting for the red light at the intersection. A buddy stood up and walked to the door of the car where he got off ヽ conductor can’t get down Dude, next, next The conductor opened the door, but he didn't move. Conductor, hurry up. The lights are going to change. Why don't you prepare in advance? 'Brother, let's go... go to the sand, go to the sand, there are a group of small paintings in the sand. Home Xiao Hong paints bamboo, Little Donkey paints plum blossoms, La La La, Little Pig is about to bloom. 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