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淳于髡者,齊之贅婿也。長不滿七尺,滑稽多辯,數使諸侯,未嘗屈辱。齊威王
之時喜隱,好為淫樂長夜之飲,沈湎不治,委政卿大夫。百官荒亂,諸侯并侵,國且
危亡,在於旦暮,左右莫敢諫。淳于髡說之以隱曰:「國中有大鳥,止王之庭,三年
不蜚又不鳴,不知此鳥何也?」王曰:「此鳥不飛則已,一飛沖天;不鳴則已,一鳴
驚人。」於是乃朝諸縣令長七十二人,賞一人,誅一人,奮兵而出。諸侯振驚,皆還
齊侵地。威行三十六年。語在田完世家中。[ 史記卷百二十六·滑稽列傳第六十六 ]
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Chunyu Kun is also the son-in-law of Qi. He is less than seven feet long. He is funny and argumentative. He makes several envoys to the princes and is not humiliated. King Wei of Qi
At that time, he liked to stay in seclusion, so that he could spend long nights drinking in lascivious pleasures. He would indulge in intoxication, and he would be appointed to the ministers and officials. All the officials would be in chaos, and the princes would invade the country.
The danger is at dawn and dusk. No one on the left or right dares to give advice. Chunyu Kun told him to hide it and said, "There is a big bird in the country. It will stop the king's court for three years."
It doesn't fly and it doesn't sing. I don't know where this bird is. The king said, "This bird is gone if it doesn't fly. It flies to the sky. If it doesn't sing, it's gone. It sings."
Astonishing, he went to the seventy-two county magistrates, rewarded one person, executed another person, and marched out with force. The princes were shocked and all returned.
Qi invaded the land and exercised power for thirty-six years, and the words were in Tian Wan's family [Historical Records Volume 126, Funny Biographies Sixty-six]
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