发信人: Castellio (percyshelley|Right to Heresy), 信区: ANSI
标 题: [转载]我的幸福生活 by sylow
发信站: 日月光华 (2010年07月15日16:18:56 星期四), 站内信件
我是个体育迷
什么运动我都喜欢
这天我正在打网球
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一不小心把球打飞了
我跑过去拣球
哎呀~~ o> (o 不好意思
(Y X) 有没有把你弄伤啊?
· ~︾ << 要不我送你去医院吧
我和她就这样认识了
我也很喜欢打篮球
自从认识我以后
她经常来看我打篮球
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/ |W o/
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有一次我把球鞋磨破了
不要紧的 o ︵o sigh
我早给你 (Y︶E F (> 我唯一
买了新的 )\ /\ 的球鞋呀
她待我可真好
于是
恩~ o> ♀o 嫁给我吧
好吧 (Y ╰(︶
)) / L
我们就这样结婚了
结了婚我才知道
婚后的生活远非我想象中那么美好
说!你是不是又和 o ↓
你那群狐朋狗友 <Y︶ <o_ 老婆,对不起
出去鬼混去了! 丿\ / L 老婆,我错了
好在我态度比较端正
今天的一顿K是省下来了
不过我被罚烧晚饭
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ノN 总算烧好了
()
o︷
啦啦啦啦︶(~
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o丿
S) 我烧的还真不赖呀
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哎呀 oノ
︶7ヘ
没想到乐极生悲
烧好的菜全部打翻了
这下我意识到情况不对了
哼!是不是有 o ↓ 老婆我错了
日子没收拾你 <Y︶ o︵ 打人别打脸
你骨头又痒了? 丿\ /~Z 就打屁股吧
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都说打人别打脸了 レ) 照照镜子吧
<\ 哇~猪啊~
<0>
V 不行,这样的日子没办法过了
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得想点办法,对了,软的不行来硬的
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H> 买盔甲
o 练习榆荚 / )
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╰~╯
o9 o>
6( 举哑铃 <T 跳健美操
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CU5 恩,身体又练得棒棒的了
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可是,结局仍然是一样的
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<Y︶ o︵ レ)
丿\ /~Z <\
我火了
我要找回我男人的尊严
大不了鱼死网破
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AK47 ~( <(~` 淬毒匕首
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我气势汹汹回到家,刚准备拿出家伙
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(8> 老公~~,我有了~
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计划完全被打乱了
于是日子又恢复到了过去的状态
只不过,我就要做爸爸了!
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(8> 肚子一天天大起来了,真担心以后的身材呀
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(B︶ 老公,你喜欢男孩还是女孩呀?
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(D> 老公,给咱们的孩子想个名字吧
丿\
终于有一天
哇哇~ o
oK) 我,我做爸爸了
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自打这,我又多了个身份:奶爸
尿布 o__
o 扔了吧 ) 3
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孩子逐渐长大了
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爸爸 o/ 好好
气球 o_/) 爸爸买给你
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爸爸 _o_ o 奇怪了,我怎么老是
真逊 4 /M\ 摔呀,滑冰真难呀~
从此以后
我们一家三口过着幸福快乐的生活
(o o
(\_o /Y>
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by Sylow
呵呵,刚刚做完
没有排版
随便添了些文字就贴出来了
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Sender: Castellio percyshelley Right to Heresy, Area: ANSI
Title: [Reprint] My happy life by sylow
Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua July 15, 2010 16:18:56 Thursday, site mail
i am a sports fan
I like all kinds of sports
I am playing tennis today
Q o
I accidentally knocked the ball away
I ran over to pick up the ball
Oops o> o Sorry
Did Y X hurt you?
<< How about I take you to the hospital?
That's how I met her
I also like playing basketball
since you met me
She often comes to see me play basketball
o
W o
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One time I wore out my sneakers
It doesn't matter o o sigh
I would have given it to you Y E F > I am the only one
I bought new sneakers
She treats me so well
then
Well o> o Marry me
Okay Y
L
That's how we got married
I won’t know until I get married
Life after marriage is far from as beautiful as I imagined
Say! Are you with o again?
Your group of bad friends <Y <o Wife, I’m sorry
I went out to fool around! 丿 L Wife, I was wrong
Fortunately, I have a correct attitude
Today’s meal was saved
But I was punished by burning dinner
o
ノN Finally burned it
o
La la la la
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S My fever is really good
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Ouch oノ
7ヘ
Unexpectedly, extreme joy can lead to sadness
All the cooked dishes were overturned.
Now I realized something was wrong
Humph! Is there any o Wife, I was wrong
Life won't take care of you <Y o Don't slap people in the face
Are your bones itchy again? 丿 Z Just spank your butt
5555555 O
They say don’t hit someone in the face. Look in the mirror.
< Wow, pig
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V No, there’s no way I can live like this.
You have to think of something. By the way, if the soft one doesn't work, then try the hard one.
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H> Buy armor
o Practice elmpod
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6 Lift dumbbells <T Dance aerobics
o
CU5 Well, my body is in great shape again.
But the ending is still the same
o O
<Y o レ
丿 Z <
I'm on fire
I want to get my man's dignity back
The worst case scenario is that the fish will die and the net will be broken.
o o 1
AK47 < Poisoned Dagger
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I came home angrily and was about to take out my dick
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8> Husband, I have it
The plan was completely disrupted
So the days returned to the way they were before
But I'm going to be a dad
o
8> My belly is getting bigger day by day, and I’m really worried about my future figure.
o
B Husband, do you like boys or girls?
o
D> Husband, think of a name for our child.
丿
Finally one day
Wow wow o
oK Me I’m a dad
Since then, I have gained another identity, daddy
diaper o
o Throw it away 3
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The child is growing up
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Dad o OK
Balloon o Dad bought it for you
R
Dad o o It’s strange, why do I always
Really bad 4 M Falling, skating is so difficult
henceforth
Our family of three leads a happy life
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o Y>
A
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by Sylow
Haha I just finished it
No typesetting
I just added some text and posted it.
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him to
Habit
Habit
to her
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