Sender: seaboy Chemist who wants to get gold from the sun, message area: ANSI Title: [Reprint] Why do we need to pour water zz Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua December 01, 2002 21:55:59 Sunday, site mail The following text is reproduced from the Joke discussion forum Originally published by seaboy Sender: synyan Luoyue Book Lamp Zhong Lingyuxiu Wanyue Jiangnan, letter area: ASCIIart Title: Why do I pour water? Sending station: BBS Shuimu Tsinghua Station Sun Dec 1 18:20:51 2002, within the station Do C Pass ; 8 Do C v v pass; < , 8 Do Never succeed; 8 Got caught as a hacker """"""" Pump! @ @ ^ o Do or die @ Pump! Swear to the death to hack the CIA 00 t ノ I was hacked while doing sysadm o ヾo sysytem Run,Forest!Run.. locked.. oo I have been tired of making software zzzzz I was electrocuted while working on hardware """"" o ゞ # . I was kicked by my bf, bang... . o ]0;1;40;37m 0oooo >> >> >> [ 0;1;40;37m was caught doing online dating "" Q Q Waaaaaaa.. o >ww< Posting joke has been tooold Moderator: xx xxx xxxxx joke Leave [ ,e] Select [ , ] Read [ ,Rtn] Publish article [Ctrl P] Cut letter No. Publisher Date Title 51 wonderpu Nov 27 Re: oldest 52 moumoumou Nov 28 Another way to call old 53 enthalpy Nov 28 Re: Another way to call old 54 buzzard Nov 28 Re: Another way to call old 55 andyou Nov 28 Re: Another way to call old > 56 synyan Nov 29. No matter, I will post it even if you call me old 57 inn Nov 30. Re: No matter, even if you call me old, I will post it 58 zhaoyugood Nov 30. Re: No matter, I will post it even if you call me old Post tooold has been blocked Synyan netizen: I'm sorry to tell you that you have been removed from the joke board. The reason why you were banned is [banned for such an old joke] Your rights on this board have been suspended for [1] days due to your behavior. Please send a letter to xxxxx on [December 31, 2002] to apply for unblocking Being a member of the masses and being educated by the boss Wow wow wow... ヽ " ""t c c four four ' zzzzz As a leader, I have been educated by the masses. Cuban Knife > "Help" ㄟ Rotten radish < ' Red tassel gun - As an undergraduate student, I was ordered around by graduate students. Graduate JJ’s Graduate gg moving supplies moving supplies .. .. ㄟ As a graduate student, I was looked down upon by undergraduate students. How pitiful are you? study monk Despise you No one laughs when you write a joke; sender: please Sima Zhao, who is secretly happy, please let go of your hand, message area: joke Title: Re: Changzhou Institute of Technology Recruiting Ph.D. Reprint No one wants to find a job. Sending site: Jiaotong University Terracotta Warriors bbs site December 01, 2002 17:35:29 Sunday site What's so funny about this It is mentioned in synyan.......'s masterpiece: : The following text is reproduced from the doctor discussion forum : Originally published by synyan : If you are well paid, you can report first and continue studying with a salary. : Contact Teacher Gan 13004382321 No one cries when writing poetry Spring and Autumn How do you think of one one one one as if now if one one one The flow flows through the eyes. Why do you say that it is in vain? No one understands how to write novels. It’s true. It’s true. It’s true. It’s empty. It’s in vain. It’s biased. It’s not true. Yes. Xia Dong Neng Jing Shui Lao Zi Shi Wei Wei Qi Mei Lang Ning Everything is in the middle, in the middle, in the middle, in the end, in the fate, in the Yuyuan. What the hell? There are so many flowers and moon hanging on them, and they have no fairy eyebrows. Lessen his flaws tears beads Son No one will recognize me if I write in big characters たたとふひひひきて What is the word for bird... ひひひひひひひひひ ちたへふふちははふ そひちねねたねのは のそつひひふふひけ ちょみかひはにのひ So I had to pour water Water 0 o m mm Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 10.100.107.130] Modification: seaboy modified this article at 21:40:54 on December 01 [FROM: 10.100.107.130] Reprint: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 10.100.107.130]