发信人: suspire (人称单字符歪脖用户), 信区: ANSI
标 题: 丑桃外传
发信站: 日月光华 (2008年04月02日01:14:29 星期三)
小z近日去蟠桃园偷桃,有幸结识了修成人形的丑桃,并听他讲述了自己的故事:
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~~ - ~~ 小时候丑桃有几分帅气
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~~ - ~~ 过了几百年,丑桃渐渐成熟了
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~~ - ~~ 又是几百年,他竟然长出了龅牙~!
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~~ - ~~ 丑桃开始练习说不露齿
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~~ - ~~ 一千年后,丑桃又长出了胡子......
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~~ - ~~ 就这样,丑桃失去了他的初恋
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~~ - ~~ 从此,丑桃立志做一名外科整形医生
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~~ - ~~ 由于发奋读书,双眼读成了高度近视
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~~ - ~~ 终于,丑桃大学毕业了~可惜他一不小心学了生物......
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~~ - ~~ 找了两年工作后,丑桃凭着对动植物的了解被一家餐厅聘用了
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~~ - ~~ ""~ 但据同事透露,经理招收丑桃是因为他带上厨师帽后很像白菜
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'- -' | | | 丑桃被分配到大门口倒立......
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~~ - ~~ 上班第一天,丑桃就辞去了工作,他开始怀念以前在桃园的日子
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(_) \_~~ - ~~ / \ 原来天上和人世间一样,除了欢乐,还有着许多无奈和悲凉
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( - ) or (<UU> ) 帅某名桃说,是一种人生,丑也是一种人生。
~~ - ~~ ~~ - ~~ 帅要帅得洒脱,丑也要丑得坚强
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( c ) ---- -> 面试 -> 临别,丑桃告诉小z,
~~ - ~~ 申论 经过他的不懈努力,现在已经考上了公务员
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~~ - ~~ o| |o ) 工作呢就是看护桃园。
/||||||||\ < < ~ 他发现小z刚才偷了个桃子,不交齐桃钱和罚款是走不了的
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忽魂悸以魄动,
恍惊起而长嗟,
唯觉时之枕席,
失向来之烟霞......
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Title: The Story of Ugly Peach
Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua Wednesday, April 2, 2008 01:14:29
Xiao Z recently went to the Peach Garden to steal peaches. He was lucky enough to meet Chou Tao, who had cultivated human form, and listened to his story.
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The ugly peach was originally a fairy peach in the peach garden. It absorbed the brilliance of the sun and moon and transformed into a human form.
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Chou Tao was a bit handsome when he was a child
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After hundreds of years, the ugly peach gradually matured
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It's been a few hundred years and he actually grew buck teeth.
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Chou Tao started practicing speaking without showing her teeth
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A thousand years later, Chou Tao grew a beard again...
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Just like that, Chou Tao lost his first love
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From then on, Chou Tao decided to become a plastic surgeon
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Because of studying hard, my eyes became highly myopic.
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Finally, Chou Tao graduated from college. Unfortunately, he accidentally studied biology...
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After looking for a job for two years, Chou Tao was hired by a restaurant based on her knowledge of animals and plants.
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It turns out that heaven is the same as the human world. In addition to joy, there is also a lot of helplessness and sadness.
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To be handsome, you need to be handsome and free-spirited, and to be ugly, you need to be strong and strong.
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After his unremitting efforts, he has now been admitted to the civil service examination.
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< < He discovered that Xiao Z had just stolen a peach. He couldn't leave without paying the peach money and a fine.
Suddenly the soul palpitates and the soul moves
Startled and groaned
The Pillow of Only Sleeping Time
The haze of lost love...
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