发信人: Macintosh (我有一个小马甲), 信区: ANSI
标 题: [转载]今日鬼节
发信站: 日月光华 (2006年08月08日14:47:45 星期二), 站内信件
【 以下文字转载自 PIC 讨论区 】
【 原文由 NMDFD 所发表 】
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佛先问太监:"诸色皆空,你知道吗?"太监说:"小人生平从不近女色."
我 佛一摆手:"不近诸色,怎知色空."
佛 佛又问嫖客:"悟者不迷,你可知道?"嫖客说:"小人见过无数女人,可是从不动心."
面 佛一摇头:"没有迷恋,哪来觉悟."
试 到疯子时,佛并不发问,只是慈祥地看着他.疯子捶胸顿足,凄然大叫:"我爱,我爱."
佛双手合十:"善哉,善哉." 后来的疯子就是现在的我.
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Sender: Macintosh I have a little vest, message area: ANSI
Title: [Reprint] Today’s Ghost Festival
Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua Tuesday, August 8, 2006 14:47:45, site mail
The following text is reproduced from the PIC discussion forum
Originally published by NMDFD
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The Buddha first asked the eunuch: "Do you know that all forms are empty?" The eunuch said: "A villain has never been close to women in his life."
I, the Buddha, waved his hand: "If you are not close to all forms, how can you know that form is empty?"
Buddha Buddha asked the prostitute again: "Do you know that an enlightened person is not deluded?" The prostitute said: "I have seen countless women, but I have never been tempted."
The Buddha shook his head and said, "Without infatuation, there is no enlightenment."
When he saw the madman, the Buddha did not ask questions, but looked at him kindly. The madman beat his chest and stamped his feet, and shouted sadly: "I love, I love."
The Buddha clasped his hands together and said, "Good, good." The madman who came later is me now.
Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: bbs.zju.edu.cn]
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