发信人: friended (placy), 信区: AscIIart
标 题: 《明月湾AscIIart版剧》[接龙1]
发信站: 惠州明月湾 (2002年05月10日01:47:41 星期五), 站内信件
第一集:
茄子第二天上网路过AscIIart版。看见placy同学的自画像。
虽然自画像中坦白交待了难看一事,但仍自夸本事大得很。
心中便生出少许不爽:哼。这小子。到处吹牛皮。我得顶嘴一下。
遂拿广州话嘲笑placy同学。原文翻译如下:
长得难看不是罪过。半夜出来上网,就是你不对咯……
说完。她的嘴仍然还在一张一合地嘲笑着placy同学。
╭─────────╮
│生得丑样唔係罪过,│
│半夜出嚟吓人, │
│就係你唔啱咯…… │
◢ ▉◣ ╭─────────╯
◤◥
.◤^__^ .
◢◥ ︺ ◤◣
笑罢。坚决要为placy同学易容。将placy同学的头发染得更加光亮。
将placy同学的蹋鼻子磨尖。并将placy同学原来黑色的眼睛和嘴巴涂成蓝色。
还在一边地在赞叹生命里的伟大:啊。爱情是蓝色的!
其实她为placy同学易容的根本动机就是将placy同学变得更加委缩。
她的目的终于达到了。
Look:
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花开两朵。各表一支:
且说placy同学看见茄子竞然说他“生得丑样”,被大揭伤疤。
大怒。(以后还会有美眉会和placy同学聊天吗?)
完全不顾淑男形象。用回广州话大骂茄子。并且声称要收拾她。
茄子见状。只好施展一哭二叫三上吊之绝招。避免placy同学的报复。
哭着亲昵地撒娇地甜甜地叫placy同学为placy GG。placy同学受用。中计。
◢█ !◣ ╱/- :!(.系人见到我都话我斯文兼靓仔噶啦~~~.
◢◤◥◥██◣╲\ 边度系"生得丑样"喔.:((.你审美观有问题!!
█ ◥◥█ 等我听日公务员面试番来,再好好甘收拾你! ◢ ▉◣
◥ >︺< ◤ \╲ ◤◥
/ 呜呜呜~.我好害怕啊.placy GG欺负我.:(( -/ .◤☉☉、.
◥ ︿ ◤ 我以后都不说你难看了.原谅我吧.placy GG~~~ ◢◥ ︹ ◤◣
女人的脸,就像六月天,说变就变。
茄子刚才还对placy同学亲昵有加(误导部分观众猜想结局是他们会堕入爱河)。
这下就又对placy同学来嘲讽了。说他是小白脸之类的。
俗语说得好。得罪谁,别得罪女子!
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│啊?那个成个烧焦面│ 你,你,你.... \╲
│包咁嘅啊个係自画像│ 我咁白净, ◢█ ◣
│嚟嘅?天呀~~~~~ │ 话我似烧焦面包◢◤◥◥██◣
◢ ▉◣╭─────────╯ 边有人信啊 ╱/█ ◥◥█
◤◥ ◥ ヘ︺ヘ ◤
.◤⊙⊙ . /
◢◥ ─ ◤◣ ◥ ≈ ◤
与此同时(与茄子嘲讽placy同学同步)。QQ美眉见placy同学骂茄子。路见不平。
遂口水花。欲来一场“水漫金山”。把placy同学淹死。
观众们立即赞扬QQ美眉的见义勇为,一起不齿placy同学的欺负女人行为。
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╱ 不
╱ 许
╱ @% 欺
╱ @% 负
╱ %^#$& 我 ◢█ ◣
╱@#$@%@% 们 ◢◤◥◥██◣
◢ ▉◣ ╲ %^#$&@% 家 █ ◥◥█
γ_ _ ╲ @%@#$ 茄 ◥ →ヾ← ◤
◤o o ╲ @% mm ▍/ ▌
◥▂υ◤ ╲ @% . ◥ ︷ ◤
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但是茄子却是好心没好报。因QQ美眉叫其mm而大为不满。应该叫jj~~
︵ 什么世道,
◢ ▉◣ ( ╮) 竟然都这么没大没小的
◤◥ /_ ) 见着我要喊女且女且!!
.◤_\/_ . ︶
◢◥ へ ◤◣
((●▃▄▅▄▃ ●)"
娴良淑德的QQ美眉见茄子又来小孩子气了。便说要买糖糖来哄她。
遂抬出placy同学。叫placy同学买些糖给茄子吃。
╭──────╮
│女且女且 │
│莫发火 │
│下次叫 │
│placyDD │
│给你买糖糖~│
╰──────╯ ︵
◢ ▉◣ ◢ ▉◣ ( ╮)
γ_ _ ◤◥ /_ )
◤^.^ .◤_\/_ . ︶
◥▂︶◤ ◢◥ へ ◤◣
▄▄▄▄▄ ((●▃▄▅▄▃ ●)"
placy听QQ的话。去买了糖给茄子吃。
茄子吃了很高兴。一高兴起来,就免费去给LEE化妆变脸。
◢彡彡从ミ◣ │ ◢//ハミ◣ │ ◢/ハミ◣ │
◥"へ へ ◤ │ 〃へ へ” │ 〃へ へ” │
6-○─○-9 │ C 。 。 O │ d 。 。 b │
ム │ っ │ ∠ │
◥ e ◤ │ ◥ ~ ◤ │ ◥─)◤ │
自从茄子给LEE化妆变脸以后。
LEE帅气男子汉的形象得到了大大的宣传。
群众的反响很热烈。众明月湾ppmm争前恐后地去找LEE聊天。
大头看见了。便也要求茄子给他来一幅帅哥照。
茄子咔嚓便给大头来了一幅真人照。
真实度达百分之1XX(不敢说。。。)。
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C 小 O
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话说LEE四处流浪。从凤凰、浙江蹭了无数个报告,开了无数个签名会以后。
又来到了武汉。在武汉里受到了地主Storyman的热情招待。Storyman真够朋友的。
于是从不轻易画画的老头子LEE决定给Stroyman来一个速描。
LEE集数十年asciiart功力于一身,信手一挥,便成。
此画出自一代名师LEE之手。最有保存价值。升值的潜力可谓无限。
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鉴于LEE有大量的ppmm。趁LEE不在,美眉QQ提议给LEE一个cw(colorwolf)的光荣称号。
ii形象地来了个LEE写真。
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mm好 ◢ ◣
偶是明月湾上的 ◥ ▊◥◥
Lee,交个朋友 ◢O b ▎
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to be continued...
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Sender: friended placy , Area: AscIIart
Title: Mingyue Bay AscIIart version of the drama [Solitaire 1]
Sending station: Huizhou Mingyue Bay Friday, May 10, 2002 01:47:41, station mail
Episode 1
Eggplant was surfing the Internet the next day and passed by the AscIIart version and saw the self-portrait of classmate Placy.
Although the self-portrait confessed something ugly, he still boasted about his great abilities.
I felt a little unhappy in my heart. Hum, this kid is bragging everywhere. I have to talk back.
Then he used Cantonese to mock classmate Placy. The original translation is as follows
It's not a sin to be ugly. It's just you who's wrong if you go out online in the middle of the night.
After saying that, her mouth was still opening and closing to laugh at classmate Placy.
Being ugly is not a sin
Coming out in the middle of the night is scary
It's just you
. ^ ^ .
After laughing, I decided to disguise myself for Placy. I dyed Placy’s hair to be brighter.
Sharpen Placy’s nose and paint Placy’s originally black eyes and mouth blue.
I am still praising the greatness of life, ah, love is blue
In fact, her fundamental motive for disguising Placy was to make Placy even more shrinking.
Her goal was finally achieved
Look:
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Two flowers bloom, one on each side
Let’s talk about Placy’s classmate seeing Eggplant and saying that he was ugly and had big scars on him.
Angry. Will there be any cuties chatting with Placy classmate in the future?
Completely disregarding the image of a lady, he cursed Eggplant in Cantonese and claimed to deal with her.
Seeing this, Eggplant had no choice but to use the trick of crying, yelling, and hanging himself to avoid Placy's classmate's revenge.
Crying, lovingly and coquettishly calling Placy classmate sweetly for placy GG Placy classmate fell into the trap
:! .When people see me, they say I am gentle and handsome.
Biandu is "born ugly": .There is something wrong with your sense of aesthetics!!
When I hear about the Japanese civil service interview, I will take care of you!
Woohoo. I'm so scared. placy GG is bullying me.: . .
I will never call you ugly again. Please forgive me. placy GG
A woman's face is like the sky in June, changing at will
Eggplant was very affectionate with classmate Placey just now, misleading some viewers into guessing that they would fall in love in the end.
Now I started mocking Placy classmate again, calling him a pretty boy or something like that.
As the saying goes, whoever you offend should not offend women.
Ah, that one is a burnt surface. You, you, you...
This is a self-portrait. I'm so fair.
Come on, my God, my words are like burnt bread
Is there anyone who believes it?
ヘ ヘ
. .
At the same time, the girl on QQ is taunting classmate Placy with Eggplant and scolding her classmate Placy. She sees injustice on the road.
The saliva in Sui is about to have a fight. The water overflows the golden mountain and drowns classmate Placy.
The audience immediately praised the QQ girl for her bravery and looked down upon Placy’s classmate’s behavior of bullying women.
No
May
@% bully
@% burden
%^#$& me
@#$@%@% we
%^#$&@% home
γ @%@#$ eggplant ヾ
o o @% mm
υ @% .
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But Eggplant's good intentions were not rewarded. He was very dissatisfied because the QQ girl called him mm. She should be called jj.
What world
They are all so small and big
When you see me, you want to call me Nvqie Nvqie!!
. .
へ
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The kind and virtuous QQ girl saw that Eggplant was acting childish again, so she said she would buy Tangtang to coax her.
Then he took out classmate Placey and asked classmate Placey to buy some candies for the eggplant.
female and female and
Don't get angry
Call next time
placeDD
Buy you candy
γ
^.^ . .
へ
"
placy listened to QQ and bought candy for eggplant to eat
I feel very happy after eating the eggplant. As soon as I feel happy, I go to make up LEE’s face for free.
彡彡from ミ ハミ ハミ
"へ へ へ へ へ へ
6 9 C O d b
ム っ
Ever since Eggplant changed LEE’s face with makeup
LEE's image of a handsome man has been greatly publicized
The response from the crowd was very enthusiastic. Zhongmingyuewan ppmm rushed to find LEE to chat.
Datou saw it and asked Qiezi to take a photo of him as a handsome guy.
Eggplant clicked and a real photo came to Datou
The authenticity is 1XX%, I dare not say
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It is said that LEE was wandering around, after receiving countless reports from Phoenix and Zhejiang, and holding countless autograph sessions.
I came to Wuhan again. I was warmly received by the landlord Storyman in Wuhan. Storyman is really a friend.
So LEE, an old man who never draws easily, decided to give Stroyman a quick sketch.
LEE combines decades of asciiart skills into one, and it’s done with just a wave of your hand.
This painting is from the hands of the famous artist LEE. It has the most preservation value and the potential for appreciation is unlimited.
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Since LEE has a large amount of ppmm, while LEE is away, Meimei QQ proposes to give LEE the honorable title of cw colorwolf.
ii came up with a vivid LEE photo
mm good
I'm from Mingyue Bay.
, make friends O b
to be continued...