发信人: SpiritRain (妖精雨), 信区: ANSI
标 题: 大便的故事@eight@zju
发信站: 日月光华 (2003年06月22日12:57:08 星期天), 站内信件
来个e的:P
——————————————空格e心一下:P————————————
┇ ╲ │╱
┉█┉┉┉┉┉┉┉ ─ 5 cm ─
┇ ╱ │ ╲
┇ _____∧___
┇ ╱ ╲ 不够长:
┇ │ │
┇ \ ⊙ ⊙ │ 这样的大便根本
┇ / │ 就是不及格.
┇ │ ⌒ / 我猜形成这种大
┇ │ \ 便的原因, 不外乎是
┇ │ │ 生产者的腹肌不够力
┇ │ │ , 所以大到一半就没
┇ ╰─┬──┬─╯ 力, 只能任凭大便断
┇ ┌┴┐┌┴┐ 掉..因为不能用手捡
┇ │ ││ │ 起来接, 所以就只好
█████████████ 眼睁睁地看着它断掉.
██████████████
结尾不好看:
◢ ╲ ╲ ◣
我觉得一条好 ╲ ╲ ╲
的大便一定要有尖 ╲ ╲ ╲ 我
尖的或是平整的两 ╲ ╲ 是
端. │ │ 无
也就是说一条 │ ╱ ╲ │ 辜
大便要从头大到尾 │ ○ ○ │ 的
, 不能硬是用肛门 │ │ .
切断, 这样会有什 ╱ ︽ ︽ │ .
么坏处? 除了造成 / ⌒ ╱ 55
大便的不美观外肛 ╰───────╯
门没事去夹到大便
就会更难擦, 要用更多的草纸, 更多的树木就会因此而
被更多的砍伐...
杂质过多: ╭╮
所谓杂质有两类, 一 │ ╲
类是镶嵌型的, 尤其是 ╱ ╲
玉米花生之类, 总是会 / \
镶在那种有点硬的大 │ ● │
便中, 看的出就是 / \
没有消化的! 真的 ╱ ⌒ ⌒ │
是吃下去的时候 / ○ ○ ╲
就知道拉出来的 / ● │
东西是什么样子, \ ⌒ ● /
第二类是悬浮型 \ ◢◤ │
的, 例如青菜之类 \ ◤ │
这种东西不冲水还好, ╲ ● │
贴的紧紧的, 一冲水 ╰─────╯
不的了, 通通浮起来不
明究理的人还以为自己吃下了黑色的垃圾袋咧.....
╭-╮
│ ╲
颜色不均匀: \ ╲
\ ╲
\ ╲
这种大便也是很不对 ╱ \
头不过是短短一条, 颜色 / \
那么多, 有黑的有黄的搞 / ╲ ╱ /
不好来个内痔还有红色的 │ ○ ○ \
........什么嘛......! / /\ \
/ │
赶流行哟.....?? / │
( 覀覀 \
真是够了... ╲ /
╲ ╱
╰─────╯
┆
( ┆
气味过于浓烈: ) ┆
( ___________ )
好的大便应该无嗅, ) ╱ ╲( ║
既然大出来就要安安静 ╱ ╲ ▼
静地在马桶里面, 有些 │ │ ●
大便就是不安分, 都已 │ │ ( ↖
经要被冲走了还把自己 )╲ ━━ ━━ │ ) KB
搞得一副是CoCo香奶耳 ( │ │ (
五号的样子, 非得吸引 ) │ ● │ )
人去探望它一下不可.. │ │
│ │
......哼..娇纵哦...!!! ╱ ) │
│ ( ( │
╲ ) ╱
╲___________╱
太大陀:
大便应该要少量多次为宜, 千万不可过夜, 免得一早起来, 大
便未清搞的小腹变孕腹. 再加 上天气炎热与发酵
作用, 真是一发而不 _________∧________ 可收拾, 来
的时候气固一起 ╱ ╲ 来, 简
直是登峰造 ___╱ ╲___ 极
, 唯我独 / \ 尊
万一厕所 ╭┤ ∧ ●.● ├╮
又刚巧 ㎜│ (__) │㎜
没有水, 你 \ ﹫ /
就等着看大便 ╲_____________________________╱
满出来!!
..................
太细: ╭╮
这种大便不大也就罢了, 掉 \ \
出来一点感觉也没有, 一不 ╱ /
小心还觉得痒痒的, 该不会 ︿ / │ ︿
是长了蛲虫了吧..... ╭─┤ ├─╮
│●│ │●│
那..那种粗粗直直又结 ╰─┤ ├─╯
实的大便, 拉起来麻酥麻酥 \ ╲
的..... │ \
/ \╱\
真是爽翻了..... │ │╱
\ └─- ╲
╱ ╲ ▇▇ )
╱ ╱/ /
●●● ( ╰╯ ╱
╲ ╱
╰──-╯
太粘:
这种大便最令我瞧不起! 标准的 ∧
死皮赖脸型, 连冲两次都冲不干净, / \
硬是要留一点在便斗上.... ╱ /
╲ ╲ ﹏
﹏ \ │
╱ /
__ / │_ ﹏
[结尾评点] ╱ ╱___ ___╲_
/ ╰╯╰╯ ╲
建议平时要多吃高纤维的 ╱ ㄣ \
│ /
水果改善这些情况...... ╲__ ﹏ _____╱
╲ __╱
㊣---Eight │ ╱
╰╯
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※ 修改:·SpiritRain 於 06月22日13:00:40 修改本文·[FROM: 10.89.0.89]
Sender: SpiritRain Fairy Rain, message area: ANSI
Title: The story of poop@eight@zju
Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua June 22, 2003 12:57:08 Sunday, site mail
Here comes an e:P
Please check the box e :P
5 cm
not long enough:
Such a stool is simply
Just failed.
⌒ I guess this kind of big
The reason for defecation is nothing more than
The producer’s abdominal muscles are not strong enough
, so when half the size is reached, it will disappear.
I can't help but let the stool stop.
Dropped...because you can't pick it up with your hands
Got up to pick it up, so I had to
Watch it break before your eyes.
The ending is not pretty:
I think one is good
My stool must be pointed
Pointed or flat? Yes
End. None
In other words, an innocent
The stool should be big from beginning to end
, you can’t just use the anus.
Cut it off, what will happen?
What disadvantages? Besides causing ⌒ 55
Unsightly anus with stool
There's nothing wrong with the door, so I caught the poop in it
It will be harder to wipe, more straw paper will be used, and more trees will be damaged.
More felled...
Too many impurities:
There are two types of impurities: one
Classes are tessellated, especially
Corn, peanuts, etc., always
It's set in a big, hard piece
In the stool, it can be seen that
Indigestible! Really ⌒ ⌒
It's time to eat
I knew it was pulled out
What does something look like, ⌒
The second type is the suspended type
, such as vegetables
It's better not to flush this kind of thing,
Stick it tightly, flush it with water
No, it won’t all float
A sensible person would think he had eaten a black garbage bag...
Uneven color:
This kind of defecation is also very wrong.
The head is just a short strip, the color
There are so many, some are black and some are yellow
It's not good to have internal hemorrhoids and they are red.
........what the hell......!
Follow the trend...??
覦覀
That's enough...
The smell is too strong:
Good stool should be odorless,
Now that you are out, you need to be quiet
Quietly in the toilet, some
The stool is just restless, it’s all gone
I was about to be washed away and I still put myself KB
Made a pair of CoCo fragrant milk ears
The appearance of number 5 must be attractive
People can't go and visit it...
...Hmph..How pampering...!!!
Great Buddha:
It is advisable to defecate in small amounts and frequently. Do not pass the stool overnight to avoid having to defecate early in the morning.
The lower abdomen that has not been cleaned becomes pregnant. Coupled with the hot weather and fermentation
The effect is really out of control, come on
When Qi solid comes together, Jane
Straight to the top
, I am the only one who respects me
In case of toilet.
It just so happens ㎜ ㎜
No water, you﹫
Just waiting to see the poop
Come out full!!
.....................
too thin:
This kind of stool is just not big, just fall out
I didn't feel anything at all when I came out.
Be careful, it still feels itchy, is that possible?
Maybe I have pinworms...
That...that kind of thick, straight and knotty
Solid stool, numb and numb when you pull it up
of.....
It's so exciting...
Too sticky:
This kind of poop makes me despise the most! Standard
I have such a bad face shape that I can’t rinse it off even after two rinses.
I insist on leaving some on the toilet...
[Ending comments]
It is recommended to eat more high-fiber foods.
Fruit improves these conditions…
㊣Eight
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Modification: SpiritRain modified this article at 13:00:40 on June 22 [FROM: 10.89.0.89]