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发信人: Allosaur (allo), 信区: ANSI 标题: [线条动画]joke版“警坑”活动宣传动画 by Kieslowski 发信站: 日月光华 (2008年05月04日20:41:02 星期天), 站内信件一二三四二二三四换个姿势再摁一次 __ __ / \╱ ╲/ │ . . │ o-╲(00)╱ > \ (((〔_\_ _o _________________\ /_______________ ╱ ︺ ╱\ /￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣\╱ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ___ ╱ ╱ │ │ / │ ╱ ╱ ┌╮ ╱ │╲ │ ╭) │ | ╲︳ / / ╰) / │ │ │ └╯ ╲ ╲ │ │ │ │|│ │ ╱ ╲ \_ \ / ▕╲ │ │ ╲ ╲╲ ￣ ╭┐ ╲╲ │ │ ╲ ╲ ____ (╯ ╲╲ │ │ ╲ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲╲ │ │ ╲ | ╲ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ │ │ (╮ _ ╲ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ ╲___╱ , ╰┘ ╲ ╲ ￣￣ ╲╲ ╱____ ╲╲ ┌╮ ╭┐ ╭) ╲ ╲ ╲╲ ╰) (╯ | -└╯ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ ______ ╲ ╲ ╲╲ ╭┐ _ ╭) ╱╱ ╲\ ￣￣ ╲\_> (╯ └╯ │ / ︳ ____ ╲╲ │c─" -` ───────────────────────────────── \| _ ︳画外音: ╲ ╲ ╲╲ ╲__╱ 这是一个月黑风高的大清早。 ╲╲ ￣\ / ╲ ╲ ▼ ╲╲ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ___ __ ___ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \_╱. .╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ (00) │? ? : │ _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲_\￣/_╱ 哇哈哈哈哈，哇哈哈哈哈...起床开会！︺ ▼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ____ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ╱\__ ╲ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ __╲_ ╲\︳ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \╱ ╲__○ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │新警察甲: _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ ↑ core你还让不让睡觉了... ￣︳注: 新警察-joke版n,n>1 ▼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳注: 警长-joke版大 , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ___ __ ___ ↓ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长:│ _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ 前天，我看了个故事。一个死刑犯计划在赴刑前给他的行刑官讲一︺个笑话，于是他在网上征集，很多人给了他回复... ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ___ __ ___ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长:│ _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ 最后死刑犯采用了其中的一个告诉行刑官:“你给我自由吧。” ︺ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── ▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ \ ▕ ___ \ \ ▕ /╲ ╲╭┐ \╱\ ▕ ▕\|__╱`\/ ╭─╮ \ \ ▕ │○ │ ╭─╮︳ __ __ \╱\ ▕ ╲ __ ╱ ∴∶ ╭─╮ ︳ \╱ ╲/ \ \ ▕______(/ \○_____│○│|︳_______│ - -|│___________ \╱\╱ \ 、 /│ │︶│|︳ ╲(00)╱ \╱\ ︺︺ ╰-╮ │□│ ︳ o o\ ____ ╱\╱\ ╰─│||│/` \ / ) ) ) ╱\__ ╲ ╱ \ ┌╮____╭┐ │︹│ ︺︺ __╲_ ╲\︳ \/ \/ ^ ^ \╱ ╲__○ ────────┴───┴─────────────────── │ - - │ 新警察甲: ╲ __ ╱ ╲__(00)╱ ... (/ \) ▼ \ 、 / ─────────────────────────────────── ▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ \ ▕ ___ ξ \ \ ▕ /╲ ╲╭┐ ξ \╱\ ▕ ▕\|__╱`\/ ξ╭─╮ \ \ ▕ │○ │ ╭─╮︳ __ __ \╱\ ▕ ╲ __ ╱ ○∶ ╭─╮ ︳ \╱ ╲/ \ \ ▕______(/ \)_│___│○│|︳│ - - │__________________ \╱\╱ \ 、 / ╰╮ │︶│|︳ ╲(00)╱ \╱\ ┌╮︺︺╭┐ │ │■│ ︳ /o︶o\ ╱\╱\ \/ ￣￣ \/ ╰-│||│/` \ / ╱ \ │ │ │︹│ ︺︺ __ __ __ ╲ ╱ ^ ^ \╱ ╲/ ──────────────────────────────── / - - \ 新警察乙: \ 、 / ╲__(00)╱ 冷... ︺︺ ╯ ▼ ╯ ─────────────────────────────────── ▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ \ ▕ ___ ξ \ \ ▕ /╲ ╲╭┐ ξ \╱\ ▕ ▕\|__╱`\/ ξ╭─╮ \ \ ▕ │○ │ ╭─╮︳ __ __ \╱\ ▕ ╲ __ ╱ ○∶ ╭─╮ ︳ \╱ ╲/ \ \ ▕______(/ \)_│___│○│|︳│ - - │__________________ \╱\╱ ┌╮ /╭┐╮ │︶│|︳ ╲(00)╱ \╱\ \/ ￣￣ \/ │ │■│ ︳ /o︶o\ ╱\╱\ │ │ ╰-│||│/` \ / ╱ \ ╲ __ ╱ │︹│ ︺︺ ___ __ ___ (/ \) ^ ^ \╱ ╲/ ──────────────────────────────── | - - | 新警察丙: ︺︺ ╯ ＼__(00)∕ 赞core的反射弧。 ╯ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── ▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ 抖~~~~ ▕ ___ \ ▕ _/\ ╲ ξ ︴ __ __ \ \ ▕ \╱─╲\︳︴ ξ \╱ ╲/ \╱\ ▕ ︴│ * * ○ ξ╭─╮ │ * * │ \ \ ▕ ╲(00)╱ ︴ ╭─╮︳ ╲(00)╱ ︴ \╱\ ▕ ︴o/ \o ○∶ ╭─╮ ︳ o/ \o ︴ \ \ ▕_____\ /____│___│○│|︳__\ /____________________ \╱\╱ ︺︺ ╰╮ │︶│|︳︺︺ \╱\ │ │■│ ︳ ╱\╱\ ╰-│||│/` ╱ \ __ __╭┐ │︹│ ___ __ ___ ╭ \╱ \/ ^ ^ \_╱# ╲_/ ────────┴───┴─────────────────── │ - - │ 警长: ╭ ╲(00)╱ ╲__(00)╱ 少废话！ ╭ /o \o )) ︺ ▼ \ / ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ___ __ ___ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长:│ _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ 好笑的笑话后面藏着一丝蛋蛋的忧伤，发人深省，不如咱们︺也试着创意征集？ ▼ ￣ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ __ __ __ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \╱ ╲/ ──────────────────────────────── / - - \ 新警察乙: _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ core ymsw！￣￣︳ ▼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ___ __ ___ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \╱ ╲/ ──────────────────────────────── | - - | 新警察丙: _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳＼__(00)∕ core深刻。￣￣︳ ▼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ____ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ╱\__ ╲ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ __╲_ ╲\︳ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \╱ ╲__○ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 新警察甲: _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ 正逢2008新年，不如大家都来看看2008？ ▼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ___ __ ___ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长:│ _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ 好！警署挖坑大家填，就叫警~坑~！睡觉睡觉，明天一早，︺都给我上街做广告去！ ▼￣￣￣ ─────────────────────────────────── _ ☆ ☆ ╱/ ︵ ☆ / │ ╭ ╮ ╭ ╮ │ \ ╮ ( ) ┌───────────────── ╭ ╲︵ ) ╰ ︶￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ╭ ╮ ╮ ) ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ ) ╯ ︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ╯ ╯ ︶︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︶ ☆ ︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳ ____ ____ ____ ___ ︳▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳ ▕__︳︳▕__︳ , 、﹐﹒、﹐，．、﹐、︳▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳ ▕▕￣︳▕▕ ___ __ ___ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣︳￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长:│ _┤ ┼┬┴ ︳ ╲__(00)╱ 还有你，那个谁，在刷墙的那个，明天也要去！︺注:刷墙-帮joke画ansi↑ ▼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ─────────────────────────────────── ─ ┌ ┐ __ - 广告 ╱. │ ─ ￣￣ └ ┘ │` ╱╱ /_╱╱╱ ──── ` ;╮ ▕ ╱ _ ` ￣ ── \) ` ╮ ` ` ` _ __╱╲ \> \ / _ ╭, __ ￣￣ ╭, \\ ` /\ ╱ \ ╱╲ ` ` \ \ \ |╱o o\ ￣ / ╱o o d│ /╲ (\ ￣ \2 o l \ \╱ __ __ *__ ` │ o │ \╱ ╲/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 新警察甲: \ ╱ _ ╲__(00)╱ 你是否每日面对一篇篇天顶星人的笑话而敢怒不敢喊？ </ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── ┌ ┐ 广告︴ └ ┘ ︴︴ _ ___ |, )╮ ︵ \ ╲ / / / (`._)/￣ \__╱ (_.__;) ╲︳ │▎ ￣︳ ╲ \\ _ / ╲╱ ┃ _/\_ ￣￣ ___ __ ___ \╱ ╲/ ──────────────────────────────── / - - \ 新警察乙: ╲__(00)╱ 你是否开始觉得e笑话是饭前必备的开胃餐？ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── ┌ ┐ 广告 _ _ └ ┘ \╲ ╱/ /╲\ \ 不许出现不健康画面哦~ / /╱\ │ \︳\ /▕/ │ ╲ / │ │ \ ╱ ╲_ /\ __ __ /\ _╱ \ \_ ╱ _╲──╱\ ╲ _/ / ╲,_/│╱○│ │○╲│\_ ╱ │ ╲__╱ c ╲__╱ │` ╲ ┌┬┬┬┐ ╱ ╱/(\╲ \┼┼┼/ ╱/)\╲ ( (( / \ ￣￣￣￣￣￣ / \ ___ __ ___ \╱ ╲/ ──────────────────────────────── | - - | 新警察丙: ＼__(00)∕ 你是否觉得自己口味越来越重以至于天下无x？ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── ┌ ┐ _ 广告 ╱/╲ └ ┘ ┌┐ / ☉ \ ╱￣╲ ︳ │ │⿳￣│ │) ︶ | \──/ ︹_____ ▕|/ ^ ^│ / ￣ \ │▍ \ │^ ^ | │| | │ │ │ \ ^ ^︳ ____________ ╱ │| | │ │ OFF..│ \^ ^ / ╱ ╳ │| _│ │ │ \ / │ . ,. ╱ │ └-⌒-┘ │───│ / \\ ▕╲.`:,; ':╱'.╱▏ │〓〓〓│ /╱╲\ │ ￣￣￣￣￣￣ │ ______ │〓〓〓│ │ ╱￣╲ │ ╱╱ ╲\ ╰───╯ │ RMB 0.00 │ │ /|| ︳ │ │ │c─" -` ─────────────────┴───────┴────── \| _ ︳刷墙工戊: ╲____________╱ ╲__╱ 你...你...是否错过鲜橙多关机山黄花鱼免费粥的空前盛况？￣\ / 注:都是joke版行为艺术...↗~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── │ ┌ ┐ ╲ 广告 ___ ╱ └ ┘ ︴╱ ╲ ─ │ ╯╰│ ─ ︵ __ __ __ ╲_○╱ ︴╭( ╮︵ ┐ _ _) ┐ _ _) ┐ _ _) ╱ ￣ ╲ ( ╮ ￣￣￣￣￣￣︵ │ ︶ ╯ ) ___ _____ ╮ )╮ ╰ ╯︶ ╯ \ ╱￣￣ \ ╮ │/╲/╲╱╲╱\ | ︶ ╯╯ \| ︵︵ |/ ('▏ ‵ ▕`) /|╲___ｏ___╱\╲ ______ ╲\_ | ￣ | _ |╱ ╱╱ ╲\ 注: 关于gg和mm的生活笑话，一般很冷。 ╱￣ ╲-─-╱ ￣╲ │ /|| ︳ mm来讲就叫mm joke，gg讲就是gg joke... ￣ │c─" -` ─────────┼────────────────────── \| _ ︳刷墙工戊: ↓ ╲__╱ 2007年的 mm joke、gg joke 是否让你感到阵阵寒...寒意？￣\ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── ┌ ┐ ___________ 广告 ___ __ ___ ╱\ /╲ └ ┘ \_╱ ╲_/ ╲___________╱ │ - - │ ╱\╲_(00)_╱/╲ ╱╲ ) )) ╲ / \ ╱ ╱ ╱ ￣￣￣￣￣￣ ___________ ╲╱╲ ╱\ /╲ ___ __ ___ ╲ ___ ╲___________╱ \_╱ ╲_/ /╲ │ @ @ │ ___╱ ___________ ╱\╲_(00)_╱/╲ ╱\ /╲ ╲ / \ ╱ ╲___________╱ ￣￣￣￣￣￣ ___ __ ___ \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长: ╲__(00)╱ 不用担心！实干2008, Joke警署特挖N口系列深坑，专供辖区︺各类闲杂水车无聊灌水设伏填坑之用！ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── 警坑头号《猜吧，“我”的2008》 ┌ ┐ 广告 airt 粥mm系列新作 MM Joke，讲述自己的八卦乐事 └ ┘ 华南虎正龙拍的虎，其实是我的虎偶汤维今年拍片要得剩一件小褂的许三多好好活，做有意义的事 ┏━━┓ 熊猫治好黑眼圈，照上彩色照片注:这两个字不是 ┃╋╋┃ 胡紫微中国终于能输出价值观了！我写的XD →┃丿╋┃ …… ┣━┳┫ ┃╋━┃ 他们的2008，我的2008，大家的2008，全然是一个未知数。 ┃┻几┃ ┗━━┛ …… 那就猜吧，“我”的2008 ___ __ ___ \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长: ╲__(00)╱ 马上挖出新年头号深坑，众位水车，我们看好你的填坑︺功力哟～ ▼ ─────────────────────────────────── ┌ ┐ 警坑头号《猜吧，“我”的2008》广告 └ ┘ 【填坑时限】 1月10日—1月25日 ┏━━┓ 【填坑规则】注:这两个字不是 ┃╋╋┃ 不限自己不限内容不限体裁我写的XD →┃丿╋┃ 不违背站规，适合在Joke发布 ┣━┳┫ 发文请re此帖并修改标题：猜吧，XXXX的2008 ┃╋━┃ ┃┻几┃ 【填坑奖励】 ┗━━┛ 全新奖状免死金牌 Joke警署宣 ___ __ ___ [警200801号] \_╱ ╲_/ ──────────────────────────────── │ - - │ 警长: ╲__(00)╱ 填坑请认准警坑牌大坑——Joke警署官方专挖警坑。︺ ▼ End ─────────────────────────────────── -- ◣◢ ◤ ◥ ╭ ◇ - 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Sender: Allosaur allo , Area: ANSI Title: [Line Animation] Joke Version Police Pit Event Promotional Animation by Kieslowski Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua May 4, 2008 20:41:02 Sunday, site mail One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four Change your position and press again . . o 00 > o , > c " Voice-over: It's a dark and windy early morning , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ . . 00 ? ? : Wahahahahahahahahaha... get up for a meeting , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ New Police A: 00 core, are you still going to let me sleep... Note: New Police joke version n,n>1 Note: Sheriff joke version is big, ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ Sheriff: 00 The day before yesterday, I read a story. A death row prisoner planned to tell his executioner a story before going to execution. It was a joke, so he solicited it online and many people responded to him... , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ Sheriff: 00 In the end, the death row prisoner used one of them to tell the executioner: Give me my freedom. 00 o o ^ ^ New Police A: 00... ξ ξ ξ 00 o o ^ ^ New Police B: 00 cold... ξ ξ ξ 00 o o ^ ^ New Police Officer C: 00 Like core's reflex arc shake ξ ξ * * ξ * * 00 00 o o o o ^ ^ # Sheriff: 00 00 less nonsense o o , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ Sheriff: 00 There is a hint of sadness hidden behind the funny jokes. It is thought-provoking. Not as good as us. Also try to collect ideas , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ New Police B: 00 core ymsw , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ New Police Officer C: 00 core deep , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ New Police A: 00 It’s the New Year of 2008. Why don’t everyone come and take a look at 2008? , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ Sheriff: 00 Okay, the police station will dig a hole and everyone will fill it. Just call the police to dig the hole and go to bed early tomorrow morning. They all go to the streets to advertise for me. , ﹐﹒ ﹐ ﹐ Sheriff: 00 And you, the one who is painting the wall, will go tomorrow too Note: Paint the wall and help joke paint ansi advertise . ; > , , o o o o d 2 o l *o New Police A: 00 Are you faced with Zenith stars’ jokes every day but dare not get angry or shout? < advertise , . . ; New Police B: 00 Have you begun to think that e-jokes are a must-have appetizer before meals? advertise No unhealthy images allowed , c New Police Officer C: 00 Do you feel that your taste is getting stronger and stronger, so that there is no x in the world? advertise ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ OFF.. ^ ^ . ,. ⌒ . :,; ': '. RMB 0.00 c " Wall painter E: Have you...did you...miss the unprecedented event of free orange croaker porridge in Duoguanji Mountain? Note: They are all joke versions of performance art... advertise ' Note: Life jokes about gg and mm are generally very cold. For mm, it’s mm joke, for gg, it’s gg joke... c " Wall painter E: Does the 2007 mm joke gg joke give you chills...chills? advertise 00 @ @ 00 Sheriff: 00 Don’t worry, work hard. In 2008, Joke Police Station dug a series of N-port deep pits exclusively for the jurisdiction. Various types of idle water trucks are used for filling holes and filling holes with water. The number one police trap, guess my 2008 advertise MM Joke, the new work in the airt porridge mm series, talks about his gossip and fun South China tiger, the tiger photographed by Zhenglong is actually my tiger puppet Tang Wei, I have to have a small coat left over from filming this year. Xu Sanduo, live a good life and do meaningful things Panda, cure dark circles and take color photos. Note: these two words are not the same. Hu Ziwei China can finally export its values. Written by me XD丿 Their 2008, my 2008, and everyone’s 2008 are completely unknown. Then guess my 2008 Sheriff: 00 Immediately dig out the biggest hole in the new year. Waterwheelers, we are optimistic about your filling of the hole. Skill Number One Police Trap Guess My 2008 Advertisement Time limit for filling holes January 10 January 25 Pit-filling rules Note: These two words are not Not limited to myself, not limited to content, not limited to genre. I wrote it XD 丿 Does not violate site rules and is suitable for publishing on Joke Please re-post this post and change the title. Guess XXXX’s 2008 Several Rewards for filling pits Brand new certificate Joke Police Station Announcement [Police No. 200801] Sheriff: 00 When filling a pit, please look for the police pit. The Joke Police Department officially digs the police pit. End Reprinting must keep the integrity of the work ⌒ ⌒ Borrowing requires permission from the author ASCIIart version announced Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 10.8.225.9]