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发信人: yahoo (想飞的鱼~努力工作吧), 信区: ASCIIart 标题: 床（老笑话@ 微x）发信站: 天大求实BBS (Sat Dec 27 17:16:50 2003), 转信(bbs.tju.edu.cn) 空格，呵呵，纯属无聊，以前发在joke版了 ▂▁ ▁▂▂▂▂_ ▁▂▂▂▁ ▁▁▁▁_ __▁▁ ▇ ▇ _____ ▇ ▇ _ ▇▆▅▆ ▇▇▇▆▅▆ ▆▅▆▇ ▇▇▆▅▆▇ ▏ ▏ ▍ ▂_ ▍ ▏ _▁▁_ ▁◢ █▃▂▂▁_ ▊ ▎ ▎ ▇▁__ ▎ ▎ ▊ ◢ ▇▄ ▇▇ ▏ ▍ ▍ ▍ ◤ ◣ ▍ ▍▊▃▃▃▅ ◣▂▃▁_ ▍ ▉ ▊_ ▍ ▉ ▏ ▊ ▊▆▆▆ ▎ ▍ ◣ ▁▎ ▏ ▎ ▎ _▉▕█ ◥ ▎ ▏ ▉ ▊ ▋▉▉ ▊ ◣ ▊ ▊ ▍ _◢ ▎ ▎▋ ▎ ◣ ▍ ▍▉ ▊◢ ◤ ▊ ◥ ◥ ▊ ◢ ▍ ◤ ▉ ▉ ◣_ ▏ ▏ █◢ ▇ ▏▊ ▎ YAHOO@TJU ▉ ▆ ▉ ゝー─- │-┼ 丿/│\ ▁▆﹏▆▅▃ ▊╱﹋ㄨ"乛ゝ, ▊/ ▂▂__ ▉/ ◤╮ ◣ ▊▉︵, "﹋◣ ◤ ' \ ︵, ╲ ▎ ● ' ▉ ╲ ▕ ● ____________________________╲_______◢ ◥ ▉▆︳ㄟる▏ ▆▇◣_▆ __▃ ▅▃◥ __▁▃▂__ ◥◣▂▄▇ ▄▅▄▃/▆ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ▆▆━▅▂▂_ \ "▆▆▆▆▆ ▆▅▆▆▆▆▆▆◢ ◣ ▃ ◤ ▆▅▃ ◥ _▃▄▂◤ ◥▎ ▂▅▆ ▆▄▁ ◢ ◣ ◤ ◣ ◢ 小明 ▏ 你认识这个字么？ ▏ ▁▆﹏▆▅▃ ▊ ▊ ▊╱﹋ㄨ"乛ゝ, ▊▎ ◤ ▊/ ▂▂__ ▎◣ ▉ ▉/ ◤╮ ◣ ▎ ◥ ▂_ ▏▊▉︵, "﹋◣ ▎ ▅▃▁ _▁▃▅ ◥ ◤ ' \ ︵, ▎ ▇▇▇ ╲ ' ▉ ▎ ╲ ▕● ____________________________╲_______◢ ◥ ▉▆︳ ● ㄟる▏ ▆▇◣_▆ __▃ ▅▃◥ __▁▃▂__ ◥◣▂▄▇ ▄▅▄▃/▆ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ▆▆━▅▂▂_ \ "▆▆▆▆▆ ▆▅▆▆▆▆▆▆◢ ◣ ▃ ◤ ▆▅▃ ◥ _▃▄▂◤ ◥▎ ＿﹏ ◣ _︷⌒︵ / _ ╲ ◣ ▃▍◣ ◤ / ︵ ╲ / ( ) ) ◥▅▆ ◥ ╰﹀╯ ) ) 乀 )( ( ◢ _ ╭╯ / ︶︶╭╮ 乀＿╱ ╰╯◢ _▂▂___▂▂_ ◣ ︵ ◢ ◢ ▆ ◣ ( ) ◢◤ ▃_ _▁ ◣ ◥ ︶ / / ▄▄- -▄▄ ﹋ ( │ /⌒◤ 乀︳ -●ーー ●乛 ·/ ╱▔~╲ │ ︶︶ │ \︵︹ │ ＿ \ / ╱ _/ /￣￣\ \ ╱ ﹀╯ / ︷ \ ╲ ╭﹀╮ ╱︵ ╭╮ ( ╱ / / ╱ ゝ︵﹏﹏︵-ㄨ \ ╰╯ ︶ (___/ / ▔ \ ﹏ /╲ / \ ╱\ ( ) __/_ /____________________ \ _\__ ╰╯ ▃▃▃▃▃ ◥ ◢ ▄▄▄▄▄ ◣ ＿﹏ ◢ _︷⌒︵ / _ ╲ ◥ ◢▋▃ ◢ / ︵ ╲ / ( ) ) ◤ ▆▅◤ ╰﹀╯ ) ) 乀 )( ( _ ◣ ╭╯ / ︶︶乀＿╱ ╭╮◢ _▂▂___▂▂_ ◣ ︵ ╰╯◢ ▆ ◣ ◣ ( ) ◤ ◢ ▁_ _▃ ◥◣ ︶ ▄▄- -▄▄ \ \ ◥⌒\ ) ) \· 乛● ーー●- _丿 │ ︶︶ │ ╱▔~╲ ＿ \ / \︵︹ │ /￣￣\ ╲ / ╱ _/ / ︷ \ ︵╲ ╭﹀╮ ╱ ﹀╯ ( ╱ / / / ヘ-︵﹏﹏︵ㄨ ╲ ╭╮ ︶ (___/ / ▔ \ ╰╯ ﹏ /╲ / \ ╱\ ( ) __/_ /____________________ \ _\__ ╰╯ ▃▃▃▃▃ ◥ ◢ ▄▄▄▄▄ ◣ ＿﹏ ◣ _︷⌒︵ / _ ╲ ◣ ▃▍◣ ◤ / ︵ ╲ / ( ) ) ◥▅▆ ◥ ╰﹀╯ ) ) 乀 )( ( ◢ _ ╭╯ / ︶︶╭╮ 乀＿╱ ╰╯◢ _▂▂___▂▂_ ◣ ︵ ◢ ◢ ▆ ◣ ( ) ◢◤ ▃_ _▁ ◣ ◥ ︶ / / ▄▄- -▄▄ ﹋ ( │ /⌒◤ 乀︳ -●ーー ●乛 ·/ ╱▔~╲ │ ︶︶ │ \︵︹ │ ＿ \ / ╱ _/ /￣￣\ \ ╱ ﹀╯ / ︷ \ ╲ ╭﹀╮ ╱︵ ╭╮ ( ╱ / / ╱ ゝ︵﹏﹏︵-ㄨ \ ╰╯ ︶ (___/ / ▔ \ ﹏ /╲ / \ ╱\ ( ) __/_ /____________________ \ _\__ ╰╯ ▃▃▃▃▃ ◥ ◢ ▄▄▄▄▄ ◣ ＿﹏ ◢ _︷⌒︵ / _ ╲ ◥ ◢▋▃ ◢ / ︵ ╲ / ( ) ) ◤ ▆▅◤ ╰﹀╯ ) ) 乀 )( ( _ ◣ ╭╯ / ︶︶乀＿╱ ╭╮◢ _▂▂___▂▂_ ◣ ︵ ╰╯◢ ▆ ◣ ◣ ( ) ◤ ◢ ▁_ _▃ ◥◣ ︶ ▄▄- -▄▄ \ \ ◥⌒\ ) ) \· 乛● ーー●- _丿 │ ︶︶ │ ╱▔~╲ ＿ \ / \︵︹ │ /￣￣\ ╲ / ╱ _/ / ︷ \ ︵╲ ╭﹀╮ ╱ ﹀╯ ( ╱ / / / ヘ-︵﹏﹏︵ㄨ ╲ ╭╮ ︶ (___/ / ▔ \ ╰╯ ﹏ /╲ / \ ╱\ ( ) __/_ /____________________ \ _\__ ╰╯ ▃▃▃▃▃ ◥ ◢ ▄▄▄▄▄ ◣ ▂▅▆ ▆▄▁ ◢ ◣ ◤ 昨天晚上睡觉时, ◣ ◢ ▏ 你爸爸身体下面 ▏ 是什么呀？ ▁▆﹏▆▅▃ ▊ ▊ ▊╱﹋ㄨ"乛ゝ, ▊▎ ◤ ▊/ ▂▂__ ▎◣ ▉ ▉/ ◤╮ ◣ ▎ ◥ ▂_ ▏▊▉︵, "﹋◣ ▎ ▅▃▁ _▁▃▅ ◥ ◤ ' \ ︵, ▎ ▇▇▇ ╲ ' ▉ ▎ ╲ ▕● ____________________________╲_______◢ ◥ ▉▆︳ ● ㄟる▏ ▆▇◣_▆ __▃ ▅▃◥ __▁▃▂__ ◥◣▂▄▇ ▄▅▄▃/▆ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ▆▆━▅▂▂_ \ "▆▆▆▆▆ ▆▅▆▆▆▆▆▆◢ ◣ ▃ ◤ ▆▅▃ ◥ _▃▄▂◤ ◥▎ ╭⌒--﹀----﹀----╮ ▕◣ ╱ ╲ ◢▇◣▇◣ ◣▋◥ /" \ ◢▆ _ ( \ ◢ ▄_ / 是女马女马！ \ | ▃▅▅▄▄▅▅▃ \ ▊ ◢ ◣ ╲ _╮ ▏_▃▁ ▁▃▂◥ ╲ /◣_▎▇▆▆ヘ "▆▆▇ ◥ ヘ- ︷_ _︷–ヘ乀((~ / \ ~ ~ ㄟ -●ーー●- \ ︶︶ ( \ " ╲ ╭ー╮ ╱ ╱乀_ _╱╲ ╱ ﹀︵﹍︵﹀" \ / / \ \ ╲ / \╱ / / \ \ ◤ ▃▃▃▃▃ ◢ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▂▅▆ ▆▄▁ ◢ ◣ ◤ 我是问 ◣ ◢ ▏ 爸爸不在家的时候, ▏ 妈妈睡觉的时候身体下面 ▁▆﹏▆▅▃ ▊ ▊ ▊╱﹋ㄨ"乛ゝ, ▊▎ 是什么？ ◤ ▊/ ▂▂__ ▎◣ ▉ ▉/ ◤╮|| |◣ ▎ ◥ ▂_ ▏▊▉︵,||||"﹋◣ ▎ ▅▃▁ _▁▃▅ ◥ ◤ ' \ || ︵, ▎ ▇▇▇ ╲ | ' ▉ ▎ ╲ ▕● ____________________________╲_______◢ ◥ ▉▆︳ ● ㄟる▏ ▆▇◣_▆ __▃ ▅▃◥ __▁▃▂__ ◥◣▂▄▇ ▄▅▄▃/▆ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ▆▆━▅▂▂_ \ "▆▆▆▆▆ ▆▅▆▆▆▆▆▆◢ ◣ ▃ ◤ ▆▅▃ ◥ _▃▄▂◤ ◥▎ ╭-⌒-﹀----﹀----╮ ▕◣ ╱ ╲ ◢▇◣▇◣ ◣▋◥ /" \ ◢▆ _ ( 上上 | \ ◢ ▄_ / 是小又小又！ \ | ▃▅▅▄▄▅▅▃ \ ▊ ◢ ◣ ╲ _╮ ▏_▃▁ ▁▃▂◥ ╲ /◣_▎▇▆▆ヘ "▆▆▇ ◥ ヘ- ︷_ _︷–ヘ乀((~ / \ ~ ~ ㄟ -●ーー●- \ ︶︶ ( \ " ╲ ╭ー╮ ╱ ╱乀_ _╱╲ ╱ ﹀︵﹍︵﹀" \ / / \ \ ╲ / \╱ / / \ \ ◤ ▃▃▃▃▃ ◢ ▄▄▄▄▄ ◤ ︵--︵ _ ﹏︷へ╮ ◣_ ◢ ,╯ ︶﹋ヽ╮ ◥ ◢ 丿乀 ◣ ▎ / ▂ ▁__ \ ▊ / ◤ | || |│ | ◥_ \ ▊ ▎/ ◤ | || | | │ ◥ | > ▏ 丿 ◤ | || | | │ ◣ | ╮ ▉ ▉ | ◢ ╮ | | | │ │ |◥ ▕▎ ▋ ▊ ︳▉ ╲ | | │ │ |▉ ▕|▎ ▊ ▉丿▕▕◣_ ╲ | ╱ │ | ▊ ▕|▍ ▊ "▉ ◣ ╲︳ | ╱ | ▊ ▕| ▋ ▊ ▍ ▎ )╮◣ ▉╱ __▁ ▏ ▕|▍ ◢ ◣ (())◤ ◤▆ )╮ ▎ ▊ ▎_▂_ ▍ ▅▅ ▍ (())◢ ▎ ▏◤ ﹏ ▏ ▍ ◥ ◢ ▎▉ ╱ \ ▎ ▋ ▇ ▎ ▎ ▏ ▉ ▎ ▉▉▏ ◤ ▏ ▎ _﹏_ ▊ ▏▂▂▅ ▏ ◣ ╱ ╲ ▋◢ ▎ ▃▅▆ ◣_ ◤" ▉ ▆▃_ _▄▎ ▍ ▂▅▆ ▆▄▁ ◤ ◣ ◤ 小朋友们 ◣ ◢ ▏ 这个字比较难学， ▏ 我们以后再学。 ▁▆﹏▆▅▃ ▊ ▊ ▊╱﹋ㄨ"乛ゝ, ▊▎ ◤ ▊/ ▂▂__ ▎◣ ▉ ▉/ ◤╮|| |◣ ▎ ◥ ▂_ ▏▊▉︵,||||"﹋◣ ▎ ▅▃▁ _▁▃▅ ◥ ◤ ' \ || ︵,| ▎ ▇▇▇ ╲ ● | ' ▉ ▎ ╲ ▕ ●δ ____________________________╲_______◢ ◥ ▉▆︳ㄟる▏ ▆▇◣_▆ __▃ ▅▃◥ __▁▃▂__ ◥◣▂▄▇ ▄▅▄▃/▆ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ▆▆━▅▂▂_ \ "▆▆▆▆▆ ▆▅▆▆▆▆▆▆◢ ◣ ▃ ◤ ▆▅▃ ◥ _▃▄▂◤ ◥▎

Sender: yahoo, the flying fish, work hard, message area: ASCIIart Title: bed old joke@微x Sending station: Tianda Qiushi BBS Sat Dec 27 17:16:50 2003, forwarded to bbs.tju.edu.cn Space haha, it’s just boring. I posted it on the joke version before. YAHOO@TJU ゝー丿ㄨ"乛ゝ, , " ' , ' ㄟる " Xiao Ming Do you know this word? ㄨ"乛ゝ, , " ' , ' ㄟる " ⌒ 乀乀 ⌒ 乀ーー乛ゝㄨ ⌒ 乀乀 ⌒ 乛ーー丿ヘㄨ ⌒ 乀乀 ⌒ 乀ーー乛ゝㄨ ⌒ 乀乀 ⌒ 乛ーー丿ヘㄨ When I went to bed last night, Under your father's body What is it ㄨ"乛ゝ, , " ' , ' ㄟる " ⌒ " It's a female horse. It's a female horse. ヘ " ヘヘ乀ㄟーー " ー乀 " I'm asking When dad is not at home, The lower part of mother’s body when she sleeps ㄨ"乛ゝ, what is , " ' , ' ㄟる " ⌒ " Go up Yes Xiaoyou Xiaoyou ヘ " ヘヘ乀ㄟーー " ー乀 " へ , ヽ丿一 > 丿丿 " " Children This word is difficult to learn We will learn it later ㄨ"乛ゝ, , " ' , ' δ ㄟる "