发信人: Castellio (percyshelley|Right to Heresy), 信区: ANSI
标 题: JOKE进版 - 牛逼大赛
发信站: 日月光华 (2011年03月06日09:48:57 星期天), 站内信件
发信人: zhyehoo (hehe), 信区: Joke
标 题: [进版]讲个自己牛逼的行为
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Feb 26 13:03:59 2011), 站内
有次晚上上完计算机课(那时机房紧张),我就飞奔回宿舍,虽然楼梯拐弯处没灯,但是我
还是很牛逼的从四五级台阶上跳下,结果太黑没控制好起跳速度,右脚直接踩在第一级台阶
的边缘,我就听到我脚踝处咔的一声响………………
牛逼的不在此,在于这时我听见背后传来同班两女生的声音,为了避免尴尬局面,我竟然飞
快的爬起来继续飞奔
最惨的是宿舍在七楼,等我龇牙咧嘴的爬回宿舍一看,我操,右脚脚踝处鼓了一个大包,后
来根本就无法走路,休课一周,这包到现在都没消……估计有点伤骨头了,哎…… 年少无
知的我
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外带十级肺痨 满手烂疮 你有我牛吗? ◣'\Λ︳╱ 小强近影
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※ 来源:·日月光华 bbs.fudan.edu.cn·[FROM: 124.77.208.*]
Sender: Castellio percyshelley Right to Heresy, Area: ANSI
Title: JOKE Advanced Edition Awesome Competition
Sending site: Sun and Moon Guanghua March 06, 2011 09:48:57 Sunday, site mail
Sender: zhyehoo hehe, message area: Joke
Title: [Advanced Edition] Tell me about your awesome behavior
Sending site: Shuimu Community Sat Feb 26 13:03:59 2011 , within the site
Once after a computer class at night, the computer room was tight, so I rushed back to the dormitory. Although there was no light at the corner of the stairs, I
I still jumped down from four or five steps very well. It turned out that it was too dark and I couldn’t control the take-off speed. I stepped directly on the first step with my right foot.
On the edge, I heard a snapping sound at my ankle.
What’s awesome is that at this moment, I heard the voices of two girls in the same class coming from behind. In order to avoid the embarrassing situation, I actually flew
Get up quickly and keep running
The worst part was that the dormitory was on the seventh floor. When I crawled back to the dormitory with my teeth bared, I saw a big bulge on my right ankle.
I can't walk at all. I have been out of school for a week. This pack is still not gone. I guess it hurts my bones. Hey, I'm so young.
I know
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Joke version < The competition is in full swing
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Ah, Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?
Xiaoqiang
My Xiaoqiang is all dead
. . . Still no better than you
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Selling oneself
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Bury Xiaoqiang
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I sold my body to bury my whole family,
Take away grade 10 tuberculosis and your hands are full of sores. Do you think I am better than you?' Λ Close-up of Xiaoqiang
The glass cup refers to Wut’s works へ
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Where can I find my lost paradise among steel and concrete? " " "
Source: Sun and Moon Guanghua bbs.fudan.edu.cn [FROM: 124.77.208.*]