发信人: meandyou (开窍吧开窍吧), 信区: Joke
标 题: [进版]lp讲的关于“胸”的小故事一则
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Nov 9 23:29:24 2009), 站内
说有一次同宿舍3个mm坐火车去外地玩,2个男生拎包送行
进火车站的时候,为了走捷径,就想从一个铁栏杆那种门钻进去
于是女士优先,偶lp和另一个mm先过去了
第3个mm侧身钻的时候,被生生卡住了,进退不得
不是头也不是肚子被卡住,而是因为胸实在太大...
不得已那mm让2个男生回避
然后亲自动手一点一点搬运自己的双胸,终于大功告成
据说后来他们都过去了...
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Sender: meandyou Kaiqiaoba Kaiqiaoba , message area: Joke
Title: [Updated edition] A short story about breasts told by LP
Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Nov 9 23:29:24 2009 , within the site
I once said that three girls from my dormitory took a train to go out to play. Two boys carried bags to see them off.
When I entered the train station, in order to take a shortcut, I wanted to get in through an iron railing door.
So ladies first, my lp and another mm went there first
When drilling sideways for the third mm, I got stuck and couldn't move forward or retreat.
It's not that my head or stomach is stuck, it's because my breasts are too big...
I had no choice but to ask two boys to avoid me.
Then I personally moved my breasts bit by bit, and finally it was done.
It is said that they all passed away later...
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