And now... Ron Burgundy interviews Barak Obama... Start of #LATELINE buffer: Mon Mar 24 21:48:26 2008 * Now talking in #LATELINE * Topic is 'GETTING DOWN TO WHATS REAL IN NEWS!' * Set by ron_brgnd!avg_@c122-106-134-6.rivrw1.nsw.optusnet.com.au on Mon Mar 24 21:26:25  Hi Ron!  How's it "hanging?" ha- ha-ha -ha ha. :)  Hi barack!, it's hanging "WELL" so to speak!, just met up with a few hotties out back, they smelt the sex panther.. they love the big pappa ron!  So, its been what.. 9 months since you were here last right?  I've actually never been on before! Ha- ha- haha- ha- jk jk "lol" as the kids say right? Ha  Never here before! Good Evening, world!  and good evening to you!.. now.. HOW has your election campain been?  It has been PHENOMENAL! ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL! The only problem is my campaign manager says I really need to GRASP the YOUNG audience and NEVER LET THEM GO NO MATTER WHAT.  :D :D SMILEY jk jk lol  ROFLMBO  thats right.. you should never let the young ones go.. i remember once, out back.. i had this 17 year old hottie.. nevermind, it was fun!.  so, how was hillary clinton?  i mean..  how is all of that nonsense going?  It's great, NAHm sayin? She's all tripping sometimes over this and that and I'm just like hey sister you just need to keep it real for America. Nahmean? Thats what I do.  Barak Obama, Keepin it real for America.  now, i noticed your wearing au de cologne toilette.. is is sex  panther by any chance?  I keep it real. Thats all me, home skillet :DDD ;D winky :)~~~ drooly  Yo  i dig. real... hard pappa burgundy.. HIGH FIVE! * ron_brgnd high fives obama  High five homie!  now.. to the serious stuff.. for those who dont know who to vote for.. why dont you tell these people who you are, and what you do..  and what you will do for your country.  I'm black.  I'll black us up.  and thats all?  Well  That and keep the dragons at bay  But that's partly because I'm a black man, nahmean? :D~~~~~  smileytoothdrooly  You can find me in da club, bottle full of bub  i nah wha you mean  There's too many racists out here in Washington, and I'm tired of it.  Elect me and inner Washington DC will look like the night sky. BLACK  AS NIGHT with a few flakes of salt here and there.  that was touching, yet compelling.  :P :P~~~ ;D droolytonguewinkysmiley  My campaign manager said I need to black it up too. Apparently I'm  too white.  Have you met my campaign manager?  no, ive been told it was don king?  step in here real quick Orenthal * OJS|mpson has joined #LATELINE  Yo. * OJS|mpson has left #LATELINE (xc)  was that?  ..  That's my campaign manager, Orenthal  well i must say, thats a great way to get elected.. if people dont vote for you we might live in the fear that another rodney king bashing may happen.  well, not the bashing.. the actual retaliation.  and that would be good for my news station.  It will.  The chickens is comin' home to roost, ya'll.  ;D ;D winkybigsmileys &:)->--< guywithhair  okay, we are about to wrap it up now.. almost out of time..  i wish you the best of luck with your campaign, and HEY!.. dont let oj get into too much trouble.  Okay can I just give a quick shoutout to lefty steve from crooklyn, mama j downtown, big odus, tiny t, terrible t, one hand ron, jimmy homeless, dawananaya sampson, shaquilialia lexus arthur, picture frame al-b, chocolate milk, mah man stevie wonderthief, laptop lamar, crunk chrome, junk booty 2, and badanawanya johnson?  or course you can!...it's been a pleasure obama.... next up performing is dj obama and the 4 gangstuhz of soutf centralz. singing.. ill driveby your house, if you dont vote for me (idbyhiydv4m)  ;D ;D winky ;P~~~ winkytonguedrooly &:)->--< guywithhairsmiling jkjklolroflmbo  im ron burgundy.. go fuck yourself san diego! End of #LATELINE buffer Mon Mar 24 21:48:26 2008