Dear Pickle dear Pickle dear Pickle Kick out your legs! Backstroke! Front crawl! Summersault! Stretch out your arms! Expand your boundaries and stretch against the belly of the world. Dear Pickle-Dear Pickle-Dear- Pickle I have never wanted to hear someone cry This bad Never wanted to see someone cold and miserable And so Furious I have never so much as this endeavored to divide my life in two unequal pieces (you in the world versus you not yet here) As I have wanted to turn my life into your delivery To lift you up over my head No matter how heavy that turns out to be So you can have fairy wings as birthday presents Dear Pickle Dear Pickle Step into the world Made better by the beauty of your coming. Dear Pickle Add to the song of the cacaphonous population Made holier by the rish-roosh of your breath. Dear Pickle Even your shit will be elevating Dear Pickle dear Pickle dear Pickle We are waiting for your helpless arrival To be the dynamite in our lives Dear Pickle Dear Pickle Dear Pickle Things are strange out here! And we are waiting for you to make them stranger! But Pickle But Pickle But Pickle There are some limits I should tell you about Somethings to understand when you grow old enough to care about understanding We (your mother, really, I'm just a hanger-on, and I'll help with the dishes after) Are here to deliver you So you can someday get to redeem yourself Pickle it is the ultimate of ultimate things To be a parent But in some ways it's pretty rotten of us We will try our most crazy absurd yelling-about-it screaming-over-it going completely anxious waiting-for-you-to-home-every-day to give you a life of love to live But in the end this is your job to handle Starting Right Now.SAUCE00Dear Pickle Creideiki Mistigris 201704 6