发信人: GGxMM (高跟鞋棉棉), 信区: Joke
标 题: 现在的缩略语害死我啦
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Nov 25 23:03:41 2008), 站内
下午,快要结婚的大学同学发短信过来说:
XXX,周末有空吗?
真诚邀请你来我新窝看看,正好也见见我媳妇
我正忙着去上课,飞快的回了条短信
本来想写成这样的:
OK,我在上课。她回来了?太好了,正想找你们玩,3Q
然后飞快的确认发送
可我。。。
不但标点都没打上
一着急,还把Q打成P,3Q成了3P!!!!
汗。。。
我的淑女形象毁于一旦
鉴于后续情节更糗,今天就不说了,睡觉,晚安~~~
发信人: GGxMM (高跟鞋棉棉), 信区: Joke
标 题: 续集Re: 现在的缩略语害死我啦
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Nov 26 19:49:27 2008), 站内
继续说3P的事。。。小女再换一个讲的风格。。。。
1P
老实说
虽然上JOKE这么久 2P
但在昨天之前 话说当时发完短信
我还真不懂3P是什么意思哦 我还不知道自己打错了字
我,太无知了,让你们失望了。。。。 上课时,手机动啊动
我要继续努力,向你们看齐~~ 心想是同学又客套的回复过来了
忍。。。。。
憋住。。。。。。。
3P 坚持做一个有定力的好老师。。。
有两个未接电话 一直坚持到下课
一个未读短信 我才看手机
都是同学的
短信问3P是不是我新换的签名
我以为同学看错了或打错了 4P
就回短信嘲笑他: 回到办公室发呆
什么眼神哪明明是谢谢你的3Q 同学打电话过来
回完后隐隐觉得 先抑扬顿挫的笑了一通
翻出已发记录,果然。。。 最后抑扬顿挫的说:
心虚。。。 你发过来的就是3P啊
晕死汗死。。。 我羞愧的承认是自己打错了
接着说不就把P打成Q了吗
至于笑得这么开心吗
5P 同学又笑,抑扬顿挫的说:
听他抑扬顿挫的问得那么不屑 傻大姐,你错得忒离谱啦
我没有无言以对,也没有理屈词穷 你说要找我们玩3P
以为3P和3D一样,是什么破游戏呢 我简直不敢相信
我要强的性格就体现出来了 你知道3P是什么吗
当着办公室几个老师的面
我,一个其实很少玩游戏的乖乖女
充满自信的接受同学的挑战 6P
华丽丽的大言不惭: 就听见周围一阵骚乱
哼!不就是玩3P吗,我是高手你知道吗 有老师喝茶喝呛了
有种你等着,我玩死你 还有茶杯掉地的声音。。。
7P
我的同学,也崩溃了。。。
我的淑女形象。。。。。。。
我的一世英名。。。。。。。。
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Sender: GGxMM high heels Mianmian, message area: Joke
Title: Abbreviations are killing me these days
Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Nov 25 23:03:41 2008 , within the station
In the afternoon, my college classmate who was about to get married sent me a text message saying
XXX Are you free on the weekend?
I sincerely invite you to come to my new home and meet my wife.
I was busy going to class and I quickly replied to a text message.
Originally I wanted to write it like this
OK I'm in class. She's back. Great. She's just looking to play with you. 3Q
Then quickly confirm and send
but I
Not only are there no punctuations,
In a hurry, I changed Q to P, and 3Q became 3P.
sweat
My image as a lady is ruined
Since the subsequent plot is even more embarrassing, I won’t talk about it today. Go to bed and have a good night.
Sender: GGxMM high heels Mianmian, message area: Joke
Title: Sequel Re: Today’s abbreviations are killing me
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Nov 26 19:49:27 2008 , within the site
Let’s continue talking about threesomes. Let’s change the style of talking.
1P
to be honest
Although I have been with JOKE for so long 2P
But before yesterday, I said that I had sent the text message at that time
I really don’t understand what 3P means. I don’t know that I made a typo.
I'm so ignorant that I let you down. My phone kept moving during class.
I will continue to work hard and be like you. I thought it was my classmates who responded politely again.
Tolerate
Hold it back
3P: Persist in being a good and determined teacher
There were two missed calls and I kept holding on until the end of get out of class.
An unread text message, I just looked at my phone
They are all classmates
The text message asked if 3P was my new signature.
I thought my classmates had read or typed 4P incorrectly.
Just text him back and laugh at him, then go back to the office and be in a daze
What kind of look is it obviously a thank you? 3Q My classmate called me.
After I finished replying, I felt vaguely and smiled in an ups and downs manner.
I dug out the sent records and sure enough, I finally said it in a mellow tone.
I feel guilty. What you sent me was a threesome.
I'm so dizzy and sweaty that I'm ashamed to admit that I made a mistake.
Then if you don’t want to change P to Q?
As for smiling so happily?
5P The classmate laughed again and spoke in a measured tone.
I heard him ask so disdainfully. Silly sister, you are so wrong.
I'm not speechless or at a loss for words. You said you wanted to have a 3P with us.
I thought 3P was the same as 3D. What kind of crappy game was it? I couldn’t believe it.
My strong character is reflected. Do you know what 3P is?
In front of several teachers in the office
I am a good girl who rarely plays games.
Accept challenges from classmates with confidence 6P
I was so gorgeous and brazen that I heard a commotion around me.
Humph, isn’t it just for threesomes? I’m a master, you know? A teacher choked on his tea.
There's a feeling that if you wait, I'll play with you to death, and there's the sound of teacups falling to the ground.
7P
My classmates also collapsed
my lady image
My forever famous name
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She has come back
Great, just thinking about it
Play with you 3
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