发信人: tymydy (方向 | 路), 信区: Joke
标 题: [进版]春节的时候被抓去求雨。。。 (转载)
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Jan 31 08:18:09 2009), 站内
【 以下文字转载自 NewExpress 讨论区 】
发信人: CPU (水木大叔), 信区: NewExpress
标 题: 春节的时候被抓去求雨。。。
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Jan 31 08:17:10 2009), 站内
整个一冬天山东没下雨,村里的老奶奶们组织求雨,要七个童年七个童女参加,村子比较小
,发现处男不够,我被抓去顶数,就是年龄有点大了。。。
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Sender: tymydy direction road, letter area: Joke
Title: [Updated edition] I was caught praying for rain during the Spring Festival. Reprinted
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat Jan 31 08:18:09 2009 , within the station
The following text is reproduced from the NewExpress discussion forum
Sender: CPU Uncle Shuimu, message area: NewExpress
Title: Caught praying for rain during the Spring Festival
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat Jan 31 08:17:10 2009 , within the station
It didn't rain in Shandong all winter. The old ladies in the village organized a rain prayer, requiring seven children and seven virgins to participate. The village is relatively small.
I found that there were not enough virgins and I was caught to count. I was just too old.
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