发信人: lengxinyi (水木名男|冷心一), 信区: Joke
标 题: 沙发-水木名男-沙发诗-咏Joke
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Jun 25 10:26:16 2009), 站内
Joke今天真奇怪
有个帖子出不来
名男聪明手又快
抢个沙发真厉害
沙发又被猪头删
分明侵犯著作权
名男生气猪头怕
连忙又把文章恢复啦
沙发得来真不易
一定写点好东西
名男开始写东西
大家看了多鼓励
水木名男长得帅
人见人夸人人爱
内外兼修人品好
而且名声远在外
借此机会吹一下
名男Joke是一家
名男Joke讲的少
但是个个都好笑
只有m来没有g
争取这月有个b
名男精华在回复
可惜总被猪头删掉了
十大沙发真不错
名男还是头回坐
不知应该写什么
手足无措心忐忑
创作真是不容易
随想随写心没底
想来想去没东西
有点墨水没新意
沙发不敢谈政治
中国足球是狗屁
大家中午刚吃饱
说点美女好不好
大家如果有想法
站内信件来指导
眼看十大时间到
连忙收尾快发表
如果有人喜欢看
过会我再改两遍
后面还要加三段
每句韵脚都不变
如果您还有意见
可以加入您的引用文献
[引用文献]:
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发信人: yutourr (joke童男), 信区: Joke
标 题: [新精报]水木joke惊现黑洞
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Jun 25 10:53:05 2009), 站内
本报讯:2009年6月25日,在水木joke版惊现巨大黑洞,凡靠近的人都被吸进去。据内部人
士称,这是zt玩粒子对撞机产生的。目前黑洞还在继续扩大,专家称再不控制整个地球都
有毁灭的危险。进一步报道请关注本报后继报道。
【 在 的大作中提到: 】
看前面,黑洞洞,定是那水车滴巢穴 偷了蛋蛋
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Sender: lengxinyi Mizuki Mingnan Leng Xinyi, message area: Joke
Title: Sofa Mizuki Mingnan Sofa Poetry Ode to Joke
Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Jun 25 10:26:16 2009 , within the site
Joke is so weird today
There is a post that cannot be posted
Famous man is smart and quick
It’s awesome to grab a sofa
The sofa was deleted by Zhutou again
Clear copyright infringement
Famous man is angry and scared of pig head
I quickly restored the article
It’s not easy to get a sofa
Must write something good
Famous man starts writing something
Everyone looks so encouraging
Mizuki, a famous man, is handsome
Everyone praises everyone and loves them
Good character both internally and externally
And its reputation is far away
Take this opportunity to blow it
Famous boy Joke is a family
The famous man Joke talks little
But all of them are funny
There is only m but no g
Try to have a B this month
The essence of famous men is replying
It's a pity that it was always deleted by Zhutou
The top ten sofas are really good
Famous men still sit back
Don't know what to write
Feeling helpless and anxious
It’s not easy to create
Write whatever you want and feel unsure
After much deliberation, there is nothing.
The ink is a bit stale
Don’t dare talk about politics on the sofa
Chinese football is bullshit
Everyone just finished eating at noon
Can you talk about some pretty girls?
If anyone has any ideas
In-site messages for guidance
It’s time for the top ten
Finish quickly and publish soon
If anyone likes to see
I will change it twice later
There are three more paragraphs to be added later.
Every rhyme remains the same
If you have any further comments
You can add your citations
[Citation]:
Sender: yutourr joke boy, message area: Joke
Title: [Xinjingbao] Mizuki joke suddenly discovered a black hole
Sending station: Shuimu Community Thu Jun 25 10:53:05 2009 , within the station
Report from this newspaper: On June 25, 2009, a huge black hole was discovered in Mizuki Joke, and everyone who came close was sucked in. According to insiders
Experts say this was produced by ZT's particle collider. The black hole is still continuing to expand. Experts say it will not control the entire earth again.
There is a danger of destruction. For further reports, please pay attention to subsequent reports of this newspaper.
Mentioned in his masterpiece:
Look at the dark hole in front of you. It must be the lair of the waterwheel dripping that stole the eggs.
Running away like crazy
Wait for me to come forward and seal him clean. Station manager mm
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