发信人: Singways (多年生宿根植物), 信区: Joke
标 题: [进版]水木十诫
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Aug 10 00:27:39 2009), 站内
第一诫 除了名媛,不可有别的神(兽)。
第二诫 不可装B,也不可装纯。不可跪拜他们,也不可BS他们,因为他们是邪恶的ID。
第三诫 不可妄称LOSER,因为妄称LOSER的,那些真的LOSER不以他/她为无罪。
第四诫 当纪念小黑屋日,守为圣日。其他日子要劳碌挖坑、灌水、拍砖,但小黑屋日是你
守护水木的安息日。
第五诫 不可抢整。
第六诫 不可抢整而不贴PP,否则伤RP。
第九诫 远离WL、PL和饭米粒。
第十诫 不可贪恋他人的发帖数、生命值,也不可贪恋别人的ID、签名档、马甲、沙发、板
凳,并他一切所有的。
第一诫 除了xinghe以外,你不可有别的神。
第二诫 不可为自己雕刻偶像,也不可作什么
形像仿佛鲜橙多、黄花鱼,和关机山
Joke十诫 等的百物。不可喊图偶的,也不可说
不好笑,因为zt是忌邪的神。乱喊的,
我必追讨他的罪,自1及14,直到三四
╔══╗ 杀;爱我、守我诫命的,我必向他们发
║ ║ 月刊,直到永远。
║__ _║ 第三诫 不可妄称zt的名;因为妄称zt的,zt必
╔════/\╱ \/════╗ 不以他为无罪。
║ o │ > <︳ o ║ 第四诫 当记念休息日,守为圣日。六日要劳碌
╚══ \╲╲__00)╱/ ══╝ 灌你一切的水,但第七日是zt的休息日
╲ ╱ 这一日你和你的mj,无论何坑都不可跳
\ / 因为六日之内,zt造X、E、Y、O,第七
│╭) ︳ 日便休息,所以zt赐福与休息日,定为圣日。
\└╯︳ 第五诫 当孝敬黑屋zt,使你的日子在zt所赐你
║ ︳ 的黑屋里得以长久。
║\ \ 第六诫 不可挖坟。
║ ︺︺ 第七诫 不可太X。
╚══╝ 第八诫 不可嘲笑特快。
第九诫 不可夸示别的网站。
第十诫 不可贪恋人的M;也不可贪恋人的G、并
他一切所有的。
第一诫 除了xinghe以外,你不可有别的神。
第二诫 不可为自己雕刻偶像,也不可作什么
形像仿佛鲜橙多、黄花鱼,和关机山
Joke十诫 等的百物。不可喊图偶的,也不可说
不好笑,因为zt是忌邪的神。乱喊的,
我必追讨他的罪,自1及14,直到三四
╔══╗ 杀;爱我、守我诫命的,我必向他们发
║ ║ 月刊,直到永远。
║__ _║ 第三诫 不可妄称zt的名;因为妄称zt的,zt必
╔════/\╱ \/════╗ 不以他为无罪。
║ o │ > <︳ o ║ 第四诫 当记念休息日,守为圣日。六日要劳碌
╚══ \╲╲__00)╱/ ══╝ 灌你一切的水,但第七日是zt的休息日
╲ . . ╱ 这一日你和你的mj,无论何坑都不可跳
\ _ /_ 因为六日之内,zt造X、E、Y、O,第七
/ / \ \ 日便休息,所以zt赐福与休息日,定为圣日。
\ /\ \ \ 第五诫 当孝敬黑屋zt,使你的日子在zt所赐你
║︶ ︺︺ 的黑屋里得以长久。
_║ ║ 第六诫 不可挖坟。
/ \ / ║ 第七诫 不可太X。
╲_/ ╱═╝ 第八诫 不可嘲笑特快。
╭) _╱ ̄ 第九诫 不可夸示别的网站。
└╯ 第十诫 不可贪恋人的M;也不可贪恋人的G、并
他一切所有的。
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╭ ( oo /___︵____ )
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\ / ╱╱╲_______╱ ̄ ̄ )
___ ___  ̄ ─  ̄╰﹀ ╯
\╱ \╱ _ / \ ︶︶╰﹀﹀﹀╯
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Sender: Singways Perennial Plants, Area: Joke
Title: [Advanced Edition] Ten Commandments of Water and Wood
Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Aug 10 00:27:39 2009 , within the site
The first commandment is to have no other gods or beasts except famous ladies.
The second commandment: Don’t pretend to be bad or innocent. Don’t bow down to them and don’t BS them because they are evil IDs.
The Third Commandment: Do not call yourself a loser in vain, for those who call you a loser in vain will not hold him or her innocent.
The Fourth Commandment: Remember Dark Room Day and keep it holy. On other days, you have to work hard digging holes, filling water, and making bricks. But Dark Room Day is for you.
Guard Mizuki’s Sabbath
The fifth commandment is not to steal the whole
The Sixth Commandment: Do not rush to complete the plan without attaching PP, otherwise it will damage RP.
The Ninth Commandment: Stay away from WL PL and rice grains
The Tenth Commandment: Don’t covet other people’s posts, life points, or covet other people’s IDs, signature files, vests, sofas, and boards.
stool and everything he owns
The First Commandment You shall have no other gods besides xinghe
The Second Commandment: You shall not make for yourself any graven image, nor shall you do anything else.
The image looks like bright orange, yellow croaker and Guanji Mountain
Things like the Ten Commandments of Joke should not be called puppets, nor should they be spoken of.
It’s not funny because ZT is a jealous god and he yelled randomly.
I will punish him for his sins from 1 and 14 until 34
Kill those who love me and keep my commandments. I will punish them
monthly forever
The Third Commandment: Do not take zt’s name in vain, for whoever takes zt’s name in vain will surely
Don't blame him
o > < o The Fourth Commandment: Remember the day of rest and keep it holy. Six days of hard work
00 Give you all the water, but the seventh day is zt’s rest day
On this day, you and your mj must not jump into any trap.
Because within six days zt created X E Y O seventh
The day is rested, so the day of rest and blessing is designated as a holy day.
The fifth commandment: Honor the dark house zt, so that your days may be blessed by zt
stay in the dark room for a long time
The Sixth Commandment: Thou shalt not dig graves
The Seventh Commandment: Don’t be too sexy
The Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not laugh at the Express
The Ninth Commandment: Do not brag about other websites
The Tenth Commandment: You shall not covet your neighbor's M, nor your neighbor's G.
everything he has
The First Commandment Thou shalt have no other gods besides xinghe
The Second Commandment: You shall not make for yourself any graven image, nor shall you do anything else.
The image looks like bright orange, yellow croaker and Guanji Mountain
Things like the Ten Commandments of Joke should not be called puppets, nor should they be spoken of.
It’s not funny because ZT is a jealous god and he yelled randomly.
I will punish him for his sins from 1 and 14 until 34
Kill those who love me and keep my commandments. I will punish them
monthly forever
The Third Commandment: Do not take zt’s name in vain, for whoever takes zt’s name in vain will surely
Don't blame him
o > < o The Fourth Commandment: Remember the day of rest and keep it holy. Six days of hard work
00 Give you all the water, but the seventh day is zt’s rest day
. . On this day, you and your mj must not jump into any trap.
Because within six days zt created X E Y O seventh
The day is rested, so the day of rest and blessing is designated as a holy day.
The fifth commandment: Honor the dark house zt, so that your days may be blessed by zt
stay in the dark room for a long time
The Sixth Commandment: Thou shalt not dig graves
The Seventh Commandment: Don’t be too sexy
The Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not laugh at the Express
The Ninth Commandment: Do not brag about other websites
The Tenth Commandment: You shall not covet your neighbor's M, nor your neighbor's G.
everything he has
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