Sender: diameter rice rice in honeymoon, letter area: Joke Title: [hot!] Piaoxiang May issue Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Jun 10 12:34:59 2005 , within the site It’s the Dragon Boat Festival and the fragrance of rice dumplings is coming again, and I’m eager to welcome the May issue Ceremony of the month Press 'V' on the page to enter voting ㄟ " ' , ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ MMJoke is open and everyone is welcome to contribute: YAHOO@TJU 丅 CONTENT . . . Just now in the supermarket... fft . . water Get an original wolie wood Reasonable price shenok is She doesn’t know the characters xiqiguguai 1 Roommate calls teacher... cmouse species After seeing so many things that are not funny, I sent a funny cpqse comment It’s all caused by beautiful women. It just happened. It’s embarrassing. lshsuperman love A joke heard at the dinner table fenixss Kindness is indeed invisible touba Also, please tell me about the first time you lied. HahaCat Yes Physics teacher WhisperHarry 1 Sex Girl Quotes roseven Something about a funeral may not be very funny mmqiu Health Support Xinshuimu Send a true story gaoxing live personality hacker seayon Fang. What a character. Who can you blame? ratter 0 Formula . The real experience of going to the countryside during the May Day holiday AmethystZh . . . 丅. . . . . water I was in the supermarket just now... Wood fft is one Just after paying the money and walking out with my things, I saw two beauties coming in. One of them glanced at me and then suddenly let out a strange cry, turned around and ran away, heartbroken. Instantly disappear into the night love I was immediately dumbfounded on the spot. People around me cast doubtful eyes on me. At this time, another beautiful woman said quietly that this guy forgot to lock the car again. Also I am relieved b yes 1 It's so embarrassing... kind I just went to eat. I reached out and touched my meal card. What came out was the key. I thought something was wrong. I usually put the keys on the right. Why did I come to the left today and touch the right again? Fang. Sure enough, he touched the meal card. The more he thought about it while eating, the more something was wrong. He lowered his head and took a closer look. 1 Style. It turned out that I was wearing my shorts inside out. I hurriedly finished eating and ran back to change. . . . 丅. . . . . water Come up with something original wolie is one When I was cooking last night, I stood at the door of the kitchen and looked at lp’s busy silhouette. I couldn't help but reached out and touched her face and heart. lp I remembered something and told me in a very aggrieved way: I used to have an old love when I was in primary school. I was bullied by boys. They always touched my face while I was doing eye exercises. I was very nervous and asked, have they touched your breasts? Also lp told the truth, no, I didn’t have breasts at that time. yes one kind born live square.2 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water Reasonable price wood shenok is one We buy a monthly pass, a season pass, and an annual pass for this swimming pool, so that we can use this ticket to farm within a certain period of time. Feel free to swim inside When I went to buy it, I found that the female tickets were 10% off the male tickets. I was furious and questioned him. People explained that this was because the ticket prices were the same last year and the swimming pool was complained by girls. Complaints. Also the reason for the book is Yes, due to irresistible reasons, girls holding such tickets can only do so about 90% of the time. 1. Go swimming... kind born live Square. 3 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water She doesn't know how to read. xiqiguguai is one A girl from the Chinese Department and her senior brother from the Mathematics Department took the train home together. It was a long journey. Far away, the little girl was so bored that she suddenly saw the aunt selling socks pushing her heart again. The car came over. This girl wanted to tease her senior brother, so she said, "Auntie, he wants to buy socks." This GG from the Mathematics Department who was dozing off had to fight very painfully for a long time before he could get his aunt Sent away and victorious to the end without buying socks, the junior sister witnessed the whole process. I felt a little guilty but very happy. After a long time, someone came to sell the magazine again. Yes, when my aunt was about to walk past their bunks, GG from the mathematics department looked at the junior sister and whispered: 1. Didn’t you say you wanted to buy a magazine? So the conceited and eloquent MM started an arduous anti-sales fight, but it was of no use at all. She was born, but she would never buy those expired magazines during her time, so she looked helplessly at the page next to her. The senior brother who was living calmly smiled and said to auntie, auntie, she doesn’t know how to read. Fang. The junior sister nodded desperately despite the humiliation 4 Style. The aunt left helplessly . . . 丅. . . . . water My roommate called the teacher... Mu cmouse is one My roommate called me to find a professor who was relatively cool. After the call was answered, a sweet voice sounded. Hello, Professor xxx is not here right now. If you have anything, please leave a message. The roommate started chatting eloquently on the phone. Suddenly, a sweet voice sounded on the other end of the phone again Speak slower. I can't keep up with my typing here. also yes one kind born live square. 5 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water After seeing so many things that are not funny, I will post the ones that are funny. cpqse is one Kind of X Heart A classmate and I went to buy watermelon in the evening. When buying watermelon, of course you have to choose a good one, so we went to Bauhinia Qing. The one below, I picked one and told my classmates that it was good, and then the girl next to me was selling melons. Say yes, yes, and then my classmate, if it doesn’t taste good, I’ll fuck you to death also Yes, it didn't matter to me at first, but at this moment one I heard the girl selling melons next to her say with trepidation that this must be delicious, really... born live square. 6 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water It’s all caused by beautiful women. What happened just now is so embarrassing. lshsuperman is one I just went out to do errands with my colleagues. When we came back, we took a bus just to reminisce about the pain and sweetness. In fact, it was useless. I wanted to go back to the company so early, but I saw a beautiful woman trying to cross the road in Dongsi, but I was heartbroken. It's because her will is not strong enough, or maybe she's inexperienced. She feints a few times and doesn't get over it. Finally, it seemed that he finally made up his mind and walked a few steps quickly, but he backed down halfway and was almost beaten. I bumped into someone while renting a car. I have always been sympathetic to my sister. From the beginning to the end, I was worried about this sister. At this moment, I completely forgot where I was and couldn't help but blurt out, "Be careful with beautiful women." Yes. As soon as I said this, everyone else in the car looked at me with that expression. I was speechless... one The result is that now everyone in the office knows born live square.7 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water A joke heard at the dinner table fenixss is one It should be true There is an institute of the Chinese Academy of Sciences in Xinjiang. It seems to study geography. I can’t remember the specific name. I’m sorry. One time, a driver drove to the guest house there. There was a big dog in that guest house, which was very entertaining. The kind of job The driver barked when there was any movement. He was very tired and fell asleep when he got to bed at night. Also said to be the snore king Yes, then at night one person and one dog started singing together. Every time the driver made a sound, the dog would take over and bark. once When I woke up in the morning, I found the dog lying on the ground foaming at the mouth. He was tired... born live Square. 8 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water Kindness is indeed invisible Y Mu touba is one My leader is a foreigner with long hair, handsome and muscular, but he always gives me a cruel look. It feels kind and kind. Even when we work overtime, they make coffee for us at noon. I feel that it is really heartwarming. A kind-hearted foreigner, but his true nature was exposed during lunch today. I worked overtime on May Day, so going out to eat at noon every day became the biggest pleasure. Today, this old man I must eat spicy chicken, so I went to a very famous Sichuan restaurant. There were also two other foreigners. The leader kept introducing the benefits of spicy chicken. Yes, the last thing we ate was the chili peppers. I told him that our family had eaten all the chili peppers. He looked at it, picked up one and ate it. After a while he said, "It's not bad, not too spicy." Then I introduced the two compatriots who went with me to give it a try. The other two were less courageous and one of them I plucked up the courage and tried one. I said it was pretty good. I was even more surprised. Could it be? Foreigners eat chili peppers even more fiercely than me, a Hunanese. In the end, even the last foreigner couldn’t help but taste one. Fang. Immediately his face turned as red as a chili pepper 9 Shi. ​​Started to drink water. At this time, the two comrades who had tasted the pepper also started to drink water. . . . 丅. . . . . water Let’s talk about the first time you lied, Mu touba is one When I was in the 6th grade of elementary school, I slept at my cousin’s house. My aunt asked me to sleep with my cousin, who is one year younger than me. Then when I got home the next day, I was crazy and depressed. I feel depressed and unhappy at home alone, and I don’t eat any snacks. My mother asked me what was wrong I cried and told my mother the whole story and asked her if I would be pregnant. Yes, my mother laughed 1. Why do I force myself to forget but I still can’t forget? kind born live square. 10 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water physics teacher wood WhisperHarry is one Something I heard on the train... It is said that a certain university prohibits students from falling in love. Every night, teachers go to the woods to capture the hearts of typical students. One night, a physics teacher went to the woods with a flashlight and found a pair of wild mandarin ducks. Shining the flashlight on them, the young man and woman naturally ran away. The physics teacher took the flashlight, haha Laugh, run, you run, no matter how fast you run, can it be as fast as the speed of light? also yes one kind born live Square. 11 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water Sex Girl Quotes Wood roseven is one The protagonist of the story is mm and the supporting character is gg. One time gg and mm had a fight, and mm got so angry that she said, "I'm going to buy a pair of scissors. If you mess with me again, I'll cut your dick off." In the afternoon, mm actually bought a pair of scissors from Haoyuduo. Love gg It’s so cold that you can’t use it if you cut it. For your happiness, it’s better not to cut it. mm said angrily, "What can't be used? I'll buy another refrigerator, cut it out and freeze it into popsicles?" also yes one Summer is coming There was a mosquito bite on gg's raw thigh. mm volunteered to apply toilet water on gg. After wiping for a while, gg suddenly asked in a deep voice, mm, where are you wiping? Fang. mm is making a shy look. I see your area is more swollen than a mosquito bite. 12 Formula . To be continued. . . . 丅. . . . . water Sex Girl Quotes Wood roseven is one While eating, there was a couple next to me. They were talking as if no one else was listening. Their wonderful conversation was as follows: Heart Man, there is a mark on your back. Refer to the underwear mark. Love. Girl, I beg you to death. I just don’t feel comfortable wearing underwear. I didn’t even wear them before. Men, it’s good to wear underwear. When raped, use multiple layers of protection. Also, female, I only started wearing underwear when I met you. yes one kind born live Square. 13 formula .finish . . . 丅. . . . . water About the funeral, it might not be funny. mmqiu is one Once I lived outside I forgot it was a business trip or something. There is a village not far outside the window. Maybe someone died in a certain family The mourning hall is at the entrance of the village also Yes, it’s twelve o’clock at night 1. The drummers are all busy Seed, blow, blow, hit, walk ahead Sheng was followed by a group of filial sons and grandsons. Live listen carefully Fang. The song they played was Go home often 14 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water Support Xin Shuimu and send a true story Mu gaoxing is one On May Day of the year I graduated from my undergraduate degree, my classmates went out to play together for a few days. In the car, everyone was still in high spirits. Some girls showed their palms to everyone and said they were very happy. To tell whether the boy or girl will be born in the future. After reading the palmistry, the person who is predicted to have a son will seek the love of the person predicted to have a son. People who give birth to daughters are all planning to get married and marry their children to their in-laws. Also at this time, a girl shouted, "I will give birth to a son. Who wants it?" yes one This made everyone burst into laughter and was known as a powerful marriage proposal. born live Fang. Soon after, I found out that she had a boyfriend 15 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water personality hacker wood seayon is one In the past, whenever the international political situation became tense, there would be domestic hackers ready to take action, and they would do anything illegal. A good person hacks the government website, a novice has to mess around with his personal website, and even an adult website. We are not immune. The problem is that if we publish a political statement on the homepage of an adult website, what will happen? Forget it, there happened to be a hacker with personality who wanted to avenge his personal revenge. That adult website was hacked. The home page of the site reads like this: also Yes Li. Looks like your real name. Don’t you really like this website? 1. Now I’ve darkened it to see how you feel. kind born live Square. 16 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water Character, who can you blame? ratter is one When I was a kid, rp was not good at breeding either. My hometown is in the countryside. I rode to the town once and it started to rain on the way back. I felt so sad. I didn’t bring an umbrella. I sped home and got soaked. Within a minute of getting home, the rain stopped. Love. Standing on the road outside the door, I felt crazy and depressed. I felt that God really couldn’t get along with me. At this time, a playmate of the same age came over on a bicycle and asked. He was also coming back from town. Also, I was surprised to find that he was dry. I was surprised and asked him why he didn't get wet. Yes. He answered in a more surprised tone, "Ah, it's raining. I was saying why the sun is so bright along the way." The ground is wet kind I finally realized that it’s not God who has trouble with me, but me who has trouble with myself. I'm so tired that I can't live just to catch up with that rain cloud Square. 17 Mode . . . . 丅. . . . . water Real experience of going to the countryside during May Day holiday Mu AmethystZh is one I took an extremely slow train that stopped at all the small stations. I got off the train at a barren little station. I hired a van that looked new for 35 yuan. Head straight to the small village at your destination The beginning of nirvana is to take the national highway Yes, the car is driving very fast. Yes, I want to shuttle freely among countless modified and super large goods. 1. I forced a smile with the driver I put on my seat belt secretly b She then turned onto the township road. The concrete pavement is in disrepair and large potholes can be seen everywhere. Fang. The bun moves and dodges up and down 18 Style. Finally, we got on a rural dirt road. To be continued... . . . 丅. . . . . water Real experience of going to the countryside during May Day holiday Mu AmethystZh is one Looking around, there are endless green wheat fields on both sides. And our little noodles are like a fish rushing forward in the rapids, leaping forward in the waves of wheat. Heart Behind him is the sand rising all over the sky... Love Just as I was holding on to the armrest, my two buttocks were fighting Suddenly I glanced at something jumping up and down in the dust in the rearview mirror. He is also following closely behind and to the left of our little face. Could it be that Jie is the legendary shrimp wild animal? I looked at it carefully again and again. It was wrong. It was black and round. It didn’t look like an animal at all. It kind of looks like... a tire @ @ Oh my god, it looks like a tire I just changed this idea The new-looking little face suddenly collapsed on the dirt road. Fang. The driver and I were dumbfounded as our left rear wheel jumped up and down happily 19 Style. Rolled into the wheat field on the roadside... . . over . 丅. . . . . water Wood yes one kind Heart Affection also yes one kind born live square. Mode . . . . . : ﹝ Ten Years of Glory - I ? ? ヽ I want to gather on your body and stand on my shirt. ヽ﹫@ For related discussions, please visit T shirt Modification: diameter modified this article on Jun 10 12:42:07 [FROM: 135.252.162.*] Source: Shuimu Community newsmth.net [FROM: 221.218.149.*]