发信人: missed (simple life,easy man), 信区: Joke
标 题: 金秋十月,joke月刊缓缓降落~~~
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Nov 9 13:25:42 2005), 站内
点击空格,感受快乐,感受joke带来的温暖:)
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┃┃┃┃ ◥◣ ◥◣ ◣ ◣ 金色十月刊 ◢ ◢ ◢◤ ◢◤ ◥◤◣
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┣┓┏┫ MMjoke十月推荐 ◢◣◣
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┃┏┓┃ 展现小兵平凡的生活经历,传说小兵美丽的爱情故事,评点小 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 兵的奋斗评点小兵感人的奋斗历程,小兵系列强势推出,敬请 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 观看。 ——by Kiven ◤
┃┗┛┫ http://www.smth.org/bbscon.php?board=MMJoke&id=6647 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ (具体详见MMJoke3960-3966文) ◥
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┃ ━┫ 11.11,一年一度的光光节就要到了,佳人何处寻,累死光光人, ◥
┃ ━┫ 但是如果您要是像这位一样,不知道是幸福还是折磨。 ◢◣
┣┳━┫ [组图]我的野蛮女友 ——by ith ◤
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┣┻━┫ 童年的回忆,永远的KOF ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ 真人街霸 ——by seega ◥
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┣┓┏┫ MMjoke十月推荐 ◢◣◣
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┃┏┓┃ 天下大事,无奇不有,这年头连鹦鹉的智商也比人高 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 一只叫做爱因斯坦的鹦鹉 ——zz by SYSroot ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ http://www.smth.org/bbscon.php?ftype=0&bid=872&id=6083&ap=346 ◤
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┃┏┓┃ 韩剧流行,多人喜爱,但是您也别像这位这么痴迷 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 韩剧大长今 中毒症 ——zz by SYSroot ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ http://www.smth.org/bbscon.php?board=MMJoke&id=6525 ◥
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┃┏┓┃ 声明:MMJoke只供转载空间,责任发帖者自负, ┃
┗╉┺┛ 如有问题,联系版主 ┏┛
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┃┏┓┃ 被人当哑巴了 yangyang45 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 我成了色情狂 liangyue ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 我请了……-_-! minirat ◤
┃┗┛┫ 机场广播 tangxj ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 小孩子 Asmth ◥
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┃┏┓┃ 前几天在北大 yuayua ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ mmA和mmR starmoonh ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 基础好~ ikieki ◤
┃┗┛┫ 色女郎语录之听不懂 roseven ◢◣◣
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┣┓┏┫ 被人当哑巴了 yangyang45 ◢◣◣
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┃┏┓┃ 持续高烧了三天,三十九度七,好不容易烧退了,愕然发现嗓子 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 哑了,说不出话,无论使多大劲都是白搭。于是准备了几张纸条,分 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 别写着:“对不起,嗓子哑了,报告您先看着,有问题发邮件给我, ◤
┃┗┛┫ 谢谢”“师傅,麻烦您送我到,,,,(家庭住址)”“麻烦您给我 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 拿吼症丸好吗?” ◥
┣┻┻┫ 第一张字条发挥了应有的作用。 ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 到了药店,拿出第三张,没想到拿药的阿姨,看了看,对我无比 ◥
┃ ━┫ 同情的说:“姑娘,要是先天的吃这意义不大”。我当场差点晕倒, ◢◣
┣┳━┫ 手边又没有纸笔,比划了半天她也不明白,我就又指了指纸条,阿姨 ◤
┃┃┃┃ 叹了口气说:“唉,还挺执着!”。。。。 ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 出门打车,拿出第二张字条,师傅看了我一眼,嘴里嘟噜着: ◤
┣┻━┫ “可惜了乐,是个哑巴” ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ 最可气的是,他可能觉得十聋九哑,下车时,连话都不说,跟我 ◥
┃┏┓┃ 直比划,让我自己看计价器。。。。。。 1 ┃
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┃┏┓┃ 公司新招了一个ppmm。坐在我的附近。 ◤◥
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┣┳┳┫ 她很漂亮,大家开玩笑老是夸她。 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 大概见得多了,她只是笑眯眯的。 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 我也凑上去说:给我一张照片做我的桌面吧。 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 她很大方的说好啊。 ◢◣◣
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┃ ━┫ 于是给我传了一张。我设了桌面。嗯。确实好看。 ◢◣
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┃┃┃┃ 中午吃完饭。看着桌面。美女面带微笑。 ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 奇怪?怎么脸上有斑?仔细一看,原来是显示器脏了。 ◤
┣┻━┫ 于是我拿了张餐巾纸来擦。 ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ 怎么擦也擦不干净。于是我就探头朝屏幕上呵气。 ◥
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┃┏┓┃ 正呵着,那个mm回来了。路过我这里,“啊”的一声。 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 我扭头看她,呵气呵的嘴里都湿乎乎的,我咽了口唾沫。 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ ppmm没有停留,也没跟我打招呼,神情惊讶的看我一眼,很快的回到 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 她的位置上。 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 我这时忽然感觉到不对劲了!!!! ◥
┣┻┻┫ tmd。解释不清楚了。 ◢◣◣
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┃┏┓┃ 昨天在zixia看到本科同班的mm要结婚了 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 今天跟师姐聊起来,师姐作无限羡慕状~~~~~~~~ ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 偶为了打击她,说:“不用这样吧?现在结婚很容易的,拿身份证, ◤
┃┗┛┫ 交九块钱就可以办” ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 师姐大惊,“那岂不是随便两个人就能结婚???!” ◥
┣┻┻┫ 我添油加醋,“对!而且还不强制婚检!” ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 师姐遂喜,“那我到马路上拉一个男人来,就可以说‘我们结婚吧! ◥
┃ ━┫ ’” ◢◣
┣┳━┫ 我倒~ ◤
┃┃┃┃ 可是,在我爬起来之前,师姐带着北方mm特有的豪气又说 ◥◤◣
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┃┏┓┃ “不就九块钱嘛~,我请了!” ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 我@#%$^%^&$$%遂再倒~ ◢◣
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┃┏┓┃ 听朋友讲的真事。 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 他去亚特兰大机场接人,听到机场广播喊: ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ “IT'S NOT A JOKE! IT'S NOT A JOKE!”大家都纳闷这是干嘛... ◤
┃┗┛┫ 接着广播说: ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ “Mr. George Bush, please go to Gate ***...” ◥
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┃┏┓┃ 同事的儿子,还不到两岁 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 一天保姆领出去玩 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 回来汇报说 ◤
┃┗┛┫ xx太乖了,别的小孩子打他都不还手 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 同事一听 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 忧患意识油然而生 ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 立刻找到一个玩具小熊 ◥
┃ ━┫ 让儿子当靶子练打架 ◢◣
┣┳━┫ 可是儿子说啥也不打 ◤
┃┃┃┃ 同事急得木有办法 ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 于是威胁道: ◤
┣┻━┫ xx,你在不打就不给你xx吃 ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ xx一听这回可真急了 ◥
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┣┓┏┫ 小孩子 Asmth ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 拼命的往自己的脸上打去 -_____-!! ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ ◤
┃┗┛┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ ◥
┣┻┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ ◥
┃ ━┫ ◢◣
┣┳━┫ ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ ◤
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┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
┃┏┓┃ 8 ┃
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┣┓┏┫ 星巴克 (title by bm) angilent ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 一天在东方广场约网友MM见面,不想显的太土,约在星巴克. ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 等MM时觉得不买点东西不合适,就到柜台点咖啡. ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 服务员问:您要点什么?? ◤
┃┗┛┫ 当天没带眼镜,咖啡厅灯光昏暗,我使劲看价牌,还是看不见, ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 就说了一句:“看不清楚!” ◥
┣┻┻┫ 服务员:“好的,卡布奇诺!” ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 于是我就喝到了在星巴克的第一杯Cappuccino。。。 ◥
┃ ━┫ ◢◣
┣┳━┫ ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ ◤
┣┻━┫ ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
┃┏┓┃ 9 ┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 双语回答问题 fain ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 高三的时候,班里来了一个复读生,成绩特别强。 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 某天,老师出了一道题,难住了几乎所有人。最后老师无奈了,把目 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 光投向了这位兄弟。 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 他大大方方地站起来,说:“老师,用汉语还是英语?” ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 老师和我们一起惊了。真不愧为大年,这种难题,高中生还想用英语 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 回答!!! ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 老师说:“嗯,先用汉语回答吧。” ◥
┃ ━┫ “不知道。” ◢◣
┣┳━┫ @@,“那英语呢?” ◤
┃┃┃┃ “Sorry, I don't know.” ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 绝倒一片。 ◤
┣┻━┫ ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
┃┏┓┃ 10┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 讲个公交上的故事 knuskle ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 觉得认为风趣真是好啊,不知道这是天生的还是后天也可以培养 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 公交上一个男的拉着扶手,是825好像,扶手是下落像地铁扶手的那种 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 车一晃那位大哥把扶手拉断了 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 他就举着扶手给售票员看,然后问是不是集齐三个有奖~~~ ◥
┣┻┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ ◥
┃ ━┫ ◢◣
┣┳━┫ ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ ◤
┣┻━┫ ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ learn里的一则 javapilgrim ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 欧选的一个全校性选修课 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 学期结束了,欧闲来无事,就去里面的师生讨论区逛了逛 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 看到一个哥们(也可能是mm了)发了这样一个贴: ◤
┃┗┛┫ 老师,不是说这课只给优秀和通过吗? ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 为什么给我的是不通过?? ◥
┣┻┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ ◥
┃ ━┫ ◢◣
┣┳━┫ ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ ◤
┣┻━┫ ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 宿舍一则 (title by bm) cmk ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 我和宿舍mm都挺迷糊的 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 昨天晚上朝她拿了5块钱 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 后来她买的牛奶喝不完,就非要卖给我 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 我说不要 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 她说,我给你5袋,你就不用还我钱了 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 我想也没想,说,我才不干呢 ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ ◥
┃ ━┫ 然后就没了。刚才临出门突然想起来,两个人互相无语了 ◢◣
┣┳━┫ ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ ◤
┣┻━┫ ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
┃┏┓┃ 13┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 办事 (title by bm) xinghe ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 这是一真事 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 我认识一个人,也算名人,我就不说名字了 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 头发谢顶比较厉害 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 他30岁那年 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 有人找他办事 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 问他: ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 您有40了吧 ◥
┃ ━┫ 他本来就有点不高兴,说: ◢◣
┣┳━┫ 哪儿啊,差着10岁呢 ◤
┃┃┃┃ 那人马上说: ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 不像不像!一点都不像50的!保养的真好! ◤
┣┻━┫ 他心说: ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ 你大爷!办什么事啊!什么事也别办了! ◥
┃┏┓┃ 14┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 爬黄山 nene ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 又是关于jj的故事 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 她和单位的同事一起去黄山玩 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 好像去那个鲫鱼背吧 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 非常险 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 几个人从那里过去以后 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 单位的老崔的腿就吓得不听使唤了 ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 在山上休息了一夜也没好过来 ◥
┃ ━┫ 第二天下山 ◢◣
┣┳━┫ 大家商量了一下 ◤
┃┃┃┃ 让老崔做两人抬的竹椅子下山 ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 其他人就先走着走了 ◤
┣┻━┫ 老崔一人在那里等竹椅子 ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ 老崔很义气觉得过意不去 ◥
┃┏┓┃ 还让大家把所有的背包都留下 to be continued 15┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 爬黄山 nene ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 到时候挂在椅子上 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 几个小时以后 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 大家到了山下等老崔 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 左等右等不来 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 等的花儿都谢了 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 太阳都落了 ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 才在路上发现一个小人头冒了出来 ◥
┃ ━┫ 等到全出现了发现是老崔 ◢◣
┣┳━┫ 全身上下挂满了大家的包 ◤
┃┃┃┃ 拄着一根锁山竹 ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 见到大家泪都要出来了说: ◤
┣┻━┫ 那个竹椅子只有上山的没有下山的 ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
┃┏┓┃ 16┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 前几天在北大 yuayua ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 朋友(男)晚上10点下楼买水果,正要走时,一个韩国打扮的mm靠过来 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ blabla的说韩语,朋友用英语跟她交流,她就用不熟练的英语诉苦: ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 大意是自己走丢了,要回韩国大使馆,要朋友给她30元打车。 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 这么拙劣的骗子,他当然看出来了,不动声色的继续和mm说英语,说 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 要送mm去哪里哪里求助,就是不提给钱的事,mm英语本来就不好,这 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 下急了,用纯正的汉语说:我其实会一点汉语的,你这人真罗嗦,给 ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 钱不就得了吗 ◥
┃ ━┫ ◢◣
┣┳━┫ ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ ◤
┣┻━┫ ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
┃┏┓┃ 17┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ mmA和mmR starmoonh ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 1. ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ mmA从外面回来,看到mmR在昏暗的宿舍里盯着电脑屏幕,于是把手放 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ 在电灯开关上,郑重其事的高呼:“上帝说,要有光!”然后啪嗒一 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 下打开灯……mmR乐不可支,嘲笑A说:“从来没见过这么不要脸的人 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ !” ◥
┣┻┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 2. ◥
┃ ━┫ mmR是在宿舍里看小说——她最喜欢的活动。mmR很开心的发短信给同 ◢◣
┣┳━┫ 学,说她在看小说,该同学回复说:“快把里面的色情情节告诉我!” ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ 3. ◤
┣┻━┫ mmA又从外面回来,一进门以震天动地之势喊了一声“哎哟!”mmR吓 ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ 得一抖,赶紧问怎么了,A镇定自若的回答:“我以为没关好门要响 ◥
┃┏┓┃ 一声呢,我想在它之前先响一声。” to be continued 18┃
┗╉┺┛ ┏┛
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ mmA和mmR starmoonh ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 4. ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ mmA问mmR下辈子要是当动物的话愿意当什么动物。R思考良久,说: ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ “我要当珍稀动物。”A晕倒。R继续说:“比如大熊猫啊,有吃有喝 ◤
┃┗┛┫ 什么都有人管,生病了还有人照顾。没事还能出出国什么的。”A说: ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ “是啊,没准你还能找个从小生在国外的ABC啊FBC的帅哥熊猫的嫁给 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 他。” ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ ◥
┃ ━┫ ◢◣
┣┳━┫ ◤
┃┃┃┃ ◥◤◣
┃┃┃┃ ◤
┣┻━┫ ◢◣
┃ 〓 ┃ ◥
┃┏┓┃ 19┃
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┏┻━┓ ┗┓
┣┓┏┫ 基础好~ ikieki ◢◣◣
┣┛┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━──────────── ◤
┣━┻┫ ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 周末晚上被家长逼看英语课本 ◤◥
┃┗┛┃ 漫漫长夜看不进去 ,~对着书本发呆。。 ◢◣
┣┳┳┫ ◤
┃┗┛┫ 呀,爸进来了,赶快装做很用功的样子 ◢◣◣
┃┏┓┃ 嘻嘻,爸爸走了 ◥
┣┻┻┫ 继续发呆 ◢◣◣
┃ ━┫ 如此情景3次~ ◥
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┣┳━┫ 爸又进来了第4次,并在我书桌前停下 ◤
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┃┃┃┃ 我:哪有呀,嘿嘿(开心又心虚) ◤
┣┻━┫ 爸爸:我看你一个小时都是在翻书的前十页,基础当然打的好啦 ◢◣
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┃┏┓┃ 两个mm在水吧喝茶聊天。旁边很多番邦人士,叽哩呱啦大讲蛮语。 ◤◥
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┣┳┳┫ 其中一个mm认真听了一会儿,抱怨到: ◤
┃┗┛┫ 我太郁闷了。他们全部在讲英语,我一句都听不懂。 ◢◣◣
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Title: The Golden Autumn October joke monthly slowly descends
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11.11 The annual Festival of Lights is coming. Where can I find the beautiful woman? I’m exhausted and naked.
But if you are like this person, I don’t know whether it is happiness or torture
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Real Street Fighter by seega
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All major events in the world are full of surprises. Even parrots have higher IQs than humans these days.
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Korean dramas are popular and loved by many, but don’t be so obsessed with them like this one
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Table of contents
Being treated as a mute yangyang45
I became a nymphomaniac liangyue
I invited ! minirat
airport broadcast tangxj
Children Asmth
Starbucks title by bm gilent
Bilingual answer questions fain
Tell a story on the bus knuskle
An article from learn javapilgrim
A story about the dormitory title by bm cmk
Service title by bm xinghe
Climbing Huangshan Mountain nene
Table of contents
A few days ago at Peking University yuayua
mmA and mmR starmoonh
Good basics ikieki
Sex Girl Quotations: I Can’t Understand Roseven
Being treated as a mute yangyang45
I had a high fever for three days. It was 39 degrees Celsius. The fever finally went down. I was surprised to find that I had a sore throat.
I was mute and couldn't speak. No matter how hard I tried, it was all in vain. So I prepared a few notes and distributed them.
Don't write, I'm sorry, my voice is hoarse. Please read it first. If you have any questions, send me an email.
Thank you, Master. Please send me to your home address. Please give me your home address.
Can I take the roaring pill?
The first note played its due role
When I arrived at the drugstore, I took out the third one. Unexpectedly, the aunt who took the medicine looked at it and was very impressed by me.
I said sympathetically, girl, it wouldn’t make much sense if you were born with it. I almost fainted on the spot.
I didn’t have a pen and paper at hand, so she didn’t understand after gesturing for a long time, so I pointed to the note again, Auntie.
He sighed and said, "Oh, I'm quite persistent."
When I went out to take a taxi, I took out the second note. The master looked at me and muttered.
It's a pity that Lele is mute
The most irritating thing is that he probably felt deaf and dumb. When he got off the bus, he didn't even say a word to me.
Direct gesture Let me see the meter myself 1
I became a nymphomaniac liangyue
The company has hired a new ppmm who is sitting near me.
She is very beautiful. Everyone always compliments her when joking.
I've probably seen her a lot. She just smiled.
I also stepped forward and said, give me a photo to use as my desktop.
She said yes very generously.
So he sent me one and I set the desktop. Yeah, it looks really good.
After lunch, the beautiful woman looked at the table with a smile.
It’s strange why there are spots on my face. If I look closely, it turns out that the monitor is dirty.
So I took a napkin to wipe it with
No matter how hard I wiped it, I couldn't get it clean, so I put my head towards the screen and breathed.
to be continued 2
I became a nymphomaniac liangyue
Just as I was laughing, that girl came back and passed by me and said "ah"
I turned to look at her. My mouth was wet when I breathed out. I swallowed.
ppmm didn’t stop or say hello to me. She looked at me with a surprised expression and returned quickly.
in her place
I suddenly felt something was wrong.
tmd can’t explain clearly
3
I invited ! minirat
Yesterday I saw in Zixia that my sister from my undergraduate class was getting married.
Today I was chatting with my senior sister, and she looked extremely envious.
In order to attack her, I said, "Don't do this. It's easy to get married now. Just get your ID card."
You can do it if you pay nine yuan
The senior sister was shocked. Doesn’t that mean two people can get married?
I'm adding some extra fuel to the fire, yes, and there's no compulsory prenatal check-up.
Senior sister Suixi, then I'll go to the street and pull a man over, and we can say let's get married.
I pour
But before I got up, the senior sister said again with the unique pride of northern girls.
to be continued 4
I invited ! minirat
It's only nine yuan. I'll pay.
I @#%$^%^&$$% fell again
5
airport broadcast tangxj
Listen to true stories from friends
He went to the Atlanta airport to pick someone up and heard the airport announcement shouting
IT'S NOT A JOKE! IT'S NOT A JOKE! Everyone is wondering what this is for...
Then the radio said
Mr. George Bush, please go to Gate ***...
...
6
Children Asmth
My colleague’s son is less than two years old
One day the nanny took me out to play
Come back and report
xx is so good that other children don’t even fight back when they hit him.
Colleagues heard
A sense of worry arises spontaneously
Find a teddy bear immediately
Use your son as a target to practice fighting
But my son said nothing and didn’t hit him.
Colleagues are so anxious that there is nothing they can do
So he threatened
xx If you don’t fight me, I won’t give you xx to eat.
xx was really anxious when I heard this
While crying, I picked up the bear's hand to be continued 7
Children Asmth
Hit yourself in the face with all your strength!!
8
Starbucks title by bm gilent
One day, I made an appointment with a netizen MM at Oriental Plaza. I didn’t want to appear too tacky, so I made an appointment at Starbucks.
While waiting for the girl, I felt it would be inappropriate not to buy something, so I went to the counter and ordered coffee.
The waiter asked: What would you like?
I didn’t wear my glasses that day, and the lights in the cafe were dim. I tried my best to look at the price tag, but I still couldn’t see it.
I just said: I can’t see clearly
Waiter ok cappuccino
So I drank my first cup of Cappuccino at Starbucks
9
Bilingual answer questions fain
When I was in my senior year of high school, there was a repeat student in my class who had particularly strong grades.
One day, the teacher asked a question that stumped almost everyone. Finally, the teacher had no choice but to close the question.
The light falls on this brother
He stood up generously and said, "Teacher, should you use Chinese or English?"
The teacher was shocked along with us. It’s really a great year. It’s such a difficult problem that high school students still want to use English.
answer
The teacher said, well, let’s answer in Chinese first.
have no idea
What about English?
Sorry, I don't know.
Absolutely stunning
10
Tell a story on the bus knuskle
I think it’s really good to be funny. I don’t know if it’s something you’re born with or can be cultivated.
There was a man on the bus holding the handrail. It was like 825. The handrail was the kind that dropped down like a subway handrail.
When the car swayed, the big brother broke the armrest.
He held up the armrest to show it to the conductor and then asked if there was a prize for collecting three.
11
An article from learn javapilgrim
A school-wide elective course offered by OU
The semester was over and Ou had nothing to do, so he went to the teacher-student discussion area inside.
I saw a buddy, maybe mm, posted this post
Teacher, didn’t you say that this class is only for those who have excelled and passed?
Why did it fail for me?
12
A story about the dormitory title by bm cmk
My dorm roommate and I are quite confused.
I took 5 yuan from her last night
Later, she couldn't finish the milk she bought, so she had to sell it to me.
I said no
She said if I give you 5 bags, you don’t have to pay me back.
I didn't even think about it. I didn't want to do it.
Then it disappeared. Just before leaving the house, I suddenly remembered that the two of them were speechless.
13
Service title by bm xinghe
this is a true thing
I know someone who is considered a celebrity. I won’t name him.
Hair baldness is more serious
When he was 30 years old
Someone asked him to do something
ask him
Are you 40?
He was a little unhappy to begin with and said
Where is it? It’s 10 years old.
The man said immediately
It doesn't look like it. It doesn't look like the 50's at all. It's really well maintained.
He said in his heart
What are you doing, uncle? Don’t do anything.
14
Climbing Huangshan Mountain nene
Another story about jj
She went to Huangshan with her colleagues from the unit
I think we should go to that crucian carp back.
Very dangerous
After several people passed there,
Lao Cui from the work unit was so frightened that he couldn’t control his legs.
I didn't feel better after resting all night on the mountain.
Go down the mountain the next day
Everyone discussed it
Let Lao Cui make a bamboo chair for two people to carry down the mountain
The others walked on first
Lao Cui was waiting there alone for the bamboo chair
Lao Cui is very loyal and feels a bit sorry.
He also asked everyone to leave all their backpacks to be continued 15
Climbing Huangshan Mountain nene
Hang it on the chair then
a few hours later
Everyone arrived at the foot of the mountain and waited for Lao Cui
Wait left and right, can't wait
All the flowers I waited for have faded.
The sun has set
I just found a little head popping up on the road.
When everyone showed up, they found out it was Lao Cui
Everyone’s bags are hanging all over the body
Leaning on a mangosteen
When I saw everyone, I was about to burst into tears.
That bamboo chair is only for going up the mountain, not for going down the mountain.
16
A few days ago at Peking University yuayua
My friend, a male, went downstairs to buy fruit at 10pm. Just as he was about to leave, a girl dressed in Korean clothes came over.
Blabla speaks Korean and her friend communicates with her in English, but she complains in unskilled English.
The effect was that she was lost and wanted to go back to the Korean Embassy and asked her friend to give her 30 yuan for a taxi.
Such a clumsy liar. Of course he noticed it and continued to speak English to his sister calmly.
Send mm to where to seek help. Just don’t mention giving money. mm’s English is not good in the first place.
I'm in a hurry. Say it in pure Chinese. I actually know a little bit of Chinese. You are so wordy. Here.
Isn’t it just money?
17
mmA and mmR starmoonh
1.
mmA came back from outside and saw mmR staring at the computer screen in the dark dormitory, so he put his hand
On the light switch, shout solemnly, God said let there be light, and snap.
Turning on the light, mmR was overjoyed. He laughed at A and said, "I have never seen such a shameless person before."
2.
mmR is reading novels in the dormitory. Her favorite activity is mmR. She happily sends text messages to her classmates.
The student said she was reading a novel. The classmate replied, tell me the pornographic plot in it.
3.
mmA came back from the outside again. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted with an earth-shaking force, "Ouch mmR"
I had to shake and quickly asked what was wrong. A replied calmly. I thought the door was not closed and there was going to be a knock.
I want to make a sound before it to be continued 18
mmA and mmR starmoonh
4.
mmA asked mmR what kind of animal he would like to be in his next life. R thought for a long time and said
I want to be a rare animal. A faints. R continues. For example, the giant panda has food and drink.
Someone will take care of everything. If you are sick, there will be someone to take care of you. If you are fine, you can still go abroad and so on. A said
Yeah, maybe you can find someone to marry the handsome guy Panda from ABC or FBC who was born abroad.
he
19
Good basics ikieki
My parents forced me to read English textbooks on weekend nights
I can't read in the long night, staring at the book in a daze
Yeah, dad's coming in. Act like you're working hard.
Hehehe, daddy is gone
Continue to be in a daze
This happened 3 times
Dad came in for the fourth time and stopped in front of my desk.
Smiled and said to me qingqing, your English is very good
Where can I be? Hehe, I am happy but also guilty.
Dad, I see you have been flipping through the first ten pages of the book for an hour. Of course you have laid a good foundation.
I
20
Sex Girl Quotations: I Can’t Understand Roseven
Two girls were drinking tea and chatting at the water bar. There were many foreigners nearby, chattering in barbarian language.
One of the girls listened carefully for a while and complained
I'm so depressed. They all speak English. I can't understand a word.
The other mm is a top English student. After listening attentively for a while, she also complained.
I'm so depressed. They're all telling dirty jokes. I can't understand any of them.
twenty one
The End
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xh: Arrangement of essence area