Sender: ap9 porn 9 piggy pianpian, message area: Joke Title: The May and June joint issue of the summer when it comes to running wild Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Jul 18 16:14:30 2013 , within the site ". ". < Go out and run wild in the summer ﹨ 5 June issue , , ' [ ] > ^ ^ ⌒ 00 0cc 乀 ノ < ノ> 乁 0 0 cc PART 1 MMJoke ⌒ Shanghai's Xinjun brand http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 4 1 Putin played with his pen while Abe was speaking haha http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 4 2 Wang Xingren tunes the tiger away from the mountain. Reposted ^ ^ http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 4 3 What kind of caterpillar is this? Please identify it. Please identify it. 00 0cc http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 4 4 < > 01 PART 1 MMJoke ⌒ Does it look familiar? http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 1 Do you really think you know Chinese characters well? http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 2 Please reveal the secret ^ ^ http: www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 3 http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 4 00 0cc The ideal is full, the reality is skinny < http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 5 > Vibrator Reading http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 6 02 PART 1 MMJoke ⌒ There are ten thousand grass mud horses running wildly in my heart http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 7 Badminton has no morals at all. It’s so funny. http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 8 Korean Miss Lianliankan ^ ^ http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 5 9 00 0cc < > 03 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Visited the dean’s lair gragon I am a nurse. Once the mother of the deputy director of our hospital got uterine fibroids. Come to me. Our hospital was undergoing a hysterectomy. At the moment when the uterus was completely removed, the director of the gynecology department said: ^ ^ He said something faintly and took the dean's home. 00 0cc < > 04 PART 2 Joke ⌒ I went out to do errands today and met an interesting dog. liangxianfanzz by llssyy I took the wrong route and came to an alley. There was a little black dog lying at the entrance of the alley. When he saw me walking towards him, he stopped me and barked at me ^ ^ Barking non-stop I fucking thought it was going to bite me. I stood there without daring to move. 00 0cc An old man sitting not far away said to me, it’s okay, it won’t bite you < > I bypassed the black dog and entered this alley. After walking 50 meters, I turned a corner and found a dead end. Turn around and go back Go to next page 05 PART 2 Joke ⌒ I went out to do errands today and met an interesting dog. liangxianfanzz by llssyy Continued from previous page Walk back to the alley and ask the old man sitting there. This is a dead end ^ ^ The old man said, yes, the dog barked at you just now to remind you that this is a dead end. Look at it now. Are you still calling? 00 0cc < Sure enough, the little black dog was lying on the ground, looking at me lazily and not barking > 06 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Buying watermelon is embarrassing cloudy One night my wife wanted to eat melon, so she sent me down to buy it. I pocketed 20 yuan and went downstairs to get some water. The fruit is spread ^ ^ Before leaving, my daughter-in-law told me not to buy black ones that have been ripened. I wandered over to the watermelon stall and called the stall owner. A middle-aged, dark, strong and fat man cut the paper in half and weighed it. 00 0cc It was 12 yuan at a time. I asked him to put the melon on the case and put my face on the melon to watch carefully < Check to see if it’s a natural black kid, while figuring out whether to buy a pack of green white sand for the remaining eight yuan > It's Double Happiness. I'm optimistic about it. I said it's the one to bag. At this time, the stall owner said loudly, touch the baby first See next page 07 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Buying watermelon is embarrassing cloudy Continued from previous page I was speechless. I thought I was inviting his children to touch my watermelon. I looked around and saw nothing. ^ ^ There are children, so I am even more speechless. Could it be that you are calling me? Rub, I am also a middle-aged white, tender, firm and fat person. You call me baby. The taste is too strange. 00 0cc Forget it, forget it, calm down and pretend you didn’t hear it < > At this time, the stall owner shouted to me again louder: "touch the baby first" I collapsed at that time. Fuck you piece of glass. I see you have something on your hand. Watermelon Knife, I can bear it once. You still come? See next page 08 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Buying watermelon is embarrassing cloudy Continued from previous page Who let people have knives? Just bear with it again. So I said carefully ^ ^ I'll just stop touching it, okay? 00 0cc The stall owner muttered something like sick or sb. He said it with an accent before < I didn’t understand this sentence in Mandarin. I guess it’s a dialect. I trapped half a watermelon > I took a plastic bag away On the way home, I suddenly realized Turns out you were asking me if I should wrap it in plastic wrap 09 PART 2 Joke ⌒ word game AB BA KOWCC Guan Gong<>Public Relations Guan Gong traveled to modern times and was penniless. He saw a job advertisement and planned to apply for a public relations job. 1 ^ ^ After being rejected in person, the HR said that the most important quality for doing this job is to tell lies without blushing. 00 0cc < > 10 PART 2 Joke ⌒ joke friendliu I just went downstairs and saw two little kids quarreling. A said to B, "Believe it or not, I will beat your father." B said he didn't believe it, and then A decisively slapped both of his mouths, turned around and left ^ ^ Leaving B alone and messy in the wind, he slowly said: This is the seed of the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 00 0cc < > 11 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Computer repair XiaoNan My computer is old and I have always wanted to replace it with a new one, but I have no reason. Finally one day I My brain couldn't be turned on. The goddess called for a loser. The loser said that the computer was old and difficult to repair ^ ^ Might as well buy a new one. When the goddess heard this, she happily called her parents. My brain was broken. After saying that, I handed the phone to the diaosi and asked him to confirm. The diaosi met the goddess and let herself have sex with her. 00 0cc My parents were very encouraged by their speech. They patted their chests and said, "Don't worry, Auntie, I will definitely be able to fix it." > 12 PART 2 Joke ⌒ reputation Ramsey When I was in college, I had a barbecue with the dormitory people at night. The oysters were not fresh, so I went back to the dormitory for six or seven. I didn’t sleep all night after going to the toilet. Later, they jokingly called me a man who went to the toilet seven times a night. Gradually, I became famous ^ ^ The sound spread farther and farther, and gradually I fell in love. But not long after, we gradually broke up again. Got it 00 0cc < > 13 PART 2 Joke ⌒ salary wydfz After dinner, I saw a man and a woman downstairs playing by the pool in front of the building. There were goldfish in the pool. The girl was taking pictures of a certain fruit phone with her mobile phone. Suddenly, the girl’s hand slipped and she couldn’t catch it. The phone fell into the water ^ ^ I fell into the pool. The girl was probably in shock. The man next to me screamed. I was so depressed. My salary last month. The girl turned her head and looked at that guy pitifully. Then that guy 00 0cc I said very dejectedly that my salary for the next month is low < > 14 PART 2 Joke ⌒ The origin of digging holes and having brain damage tensorvector Taiping Guangji records a joke story told by Hou Bai to Yang Su. It goes like this. Said ^ ^ Su talked to Bai Ju and said, "There is a deep pit now. Hundreds of feet can go into it. If it is 00 0cc The conclusion is that Bai said that there is no need for anything left to enter, and that it can be released with just one needle. Su said that what is the purpose of using a needle? Answer: The needle fills the hole with water and the phase floats out. Su said: Where is it in the head? > "Erxu Water" Bai said, "If there is no Erxu Water, why would you be willing to enter the Erxu Deep Pit?" The general idea of ​​the story is that Yang Su asked Hou Bai that there was a big pit with hundreds of See next page 15 PART 2 Joke ⌒ The origin of digging holes and having brain damage tensorvector Continued from previous page Feet deep. If you go in, how can you get out? Hou Bai said, I don’t need it ^ ^ If you want something else, just poke a hole in your head with a needle and drain the water from your head Put it out and fill the pit, and then you can float on the water. Yang Su asked him where in his mind 00 0cc There was so much water in his head, Hou Bai said, if there wasn't so much water in his head, then he < Why are you willing to jump into such a deep pit > 16 PART 2 Joke ⌒ This is so funny winrar A friend and his colleague were on a business trip. When the plane was about to take off, the colleague didn't come but he called. I got a call. Did you see the news? Someone touched the flight attendant’s butt ^ ^ As a result, the flight was delayed for several hours. My friend is furious. Why don’t you hurry up and come to the airport? You actually care about such a bad thing. 00 0cc Colleague, I was stuck in traffic and couldn’t make it to the airport in time, so please go and touch the flight attendant < ass > 17 PART 2 Joke ⌒ A joke that ruins your outlook on life nkyang University engineering materials course ^ ^ Our female teacher said that all materials will inevitably become thinner when they are stretched. It is impossible. Things become longer and thicker 00 0cc < At this time, a girl couldn't help but laugh, then the boys laughed, and the girls laughed too> Later, the teacher himself also laughed 18 PART 2 Joke ⌒ The girl has the potential to make funny jokes chilming I rented a new house last week and installed broadband yesterday. The customer service made an appointment to install it at 6 o'clock last night. I waited until 7 o'clock. I called to inquire and the installer said he couldn't find your address, so I asked him to remember it again ^ ^ I recorded it once and the installer promised to arrive at 8:30. He waited until 8:30 and called again to inquire. The master said he couldn't find my house number, so I shouted into the phone: Building 1, 404 404 00 0cc How could I not find it? The girl teased me and said, probably because I am 40 < He couldn't find No. 4. I was stunned and didn't react. The girl said > Because 404 not found 19 PART 2 Joke ⌒ A MM joke Category neoricky Engineering boys have a little obsessive-compulsive disorder and like to categorize things, such as on mobile phones. APPs, games, entertainment, videos, etc. I often use this to educate girls, but it has been unsuccessful ^ ^ One day after get off work, MM suddenly said, I spent all afternoon and finally turned on my phone. All applications are classified into different folders*^ ^* 00 0cc GG likes it, let me take a look < MM look > I saw 7 folders neatly arranged on the phone screen, each with a red name. Orange Yellow Green Cyan Blue Purple Color by icon 20 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Let’s talk about the collision incident at Yuanda Driving School. zuiliuling I also learned to drive at Yuanda. I heard the master say something very interesting but very dangerous. It was very hot in the summer. The master went into the lounge to drink tea and chat, leaving two female students practicing ^ ^ Reverse the car. After a while, the driver came out and found that the car could not be found. He was anxious. At the driving school. Running wildly looking for the car. Guess where the car was found later? The car was driven to the driving range. 00 0cc There is a ditch next to the cow bar. If you practice reversing, you can back into the ditch, not to mention that < There is a row of poplar trees in between. > The master hurriedly jumped into the river, pulled the two lesbians up, and then found a crane The car was taken out. At this time, the other master was also sweating profusely. When we got to the river ditch, he also came to look for his car. It turned out that he also went in to drink. After tea, the car disappeared. Two apprentices drove to the riverside to watch the fun. 21 PART 2 Joke ⌒ sorry lijianingg My niece was so cute today. When she bumped her head, she said "I'm sorry, my head" and then no. Be careful when you fall down and say sorry to your feet and then just hit me ^ ^ When I touched her head, she turned her head and looked at me, then quickly turned around and whispered Sorry eyes 00 0cc < > twenty two PART 2 Joke ⌒ Floating point table tennis paddle alexFan I just finished playing table tennis and put the racket on the table as soon as I entered the office. A girl came in and saw the racket, picked it up and held it in front of her ^ ^ Asked: This racket has a floating point on one side and a smooth side on the other. What is the difference in use? The moment I was asked, I thought this shot was so sexy 00 0cc < > twenty three PART 2 Joke ⌒ This wife can't survive without beating her jojia It was my birthday and my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said affectionately: I don’t need any gifts. My daughter is the best gift you can give me. My wife said quietly ^ ^ My daughter also has your share. It cannot be regarded as a gift. If I gave birth to someone else, I would give it to you. Raising is a gift... 00 0cc < > twenty four PART 2 Joke ⌒ Little loli praise me Lijianing In fact, it is the status of a friend ^ ^ I just met a mother on the road with a little lolita asking for directions. After asking, the mother told the little lolita. Come thank auntie. The little loli said she is not an aunt but a sister. I am very happy and angry. 00 0cc I praised the little girl’s mouth so sweetly, but then she said, “Because you are a little bit taller.” short > 25 PART 2 Joke ⌒ fabricated wolfriderzz by oldmonk This is pretty good When I was studying, there were classmates who even made up the names of famous people. One time, a buddy made up HIGH ^ ^ It is said that the great American scientist Gedemis once said that not only did he get through, but he also When the whole class read aloud and the whole class burst into laughter, the Chinese teacher was still baffled. 00 0cc < > 26 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Dialogue between academician and chairman fc3p It is said that when the father of rice was dying, the chairman visited him and asked him what he wanted and what he wanted. The academician replied: Sora Kurai. The chairman was furious after hearing this. A few years later, a great famine occurred in the country ^ ^ The chairman ordered China Grain to open a warehouse to rescue the victims. Only then did he realize that it was empty. The chairman suddenly Only then did I understand the academician’s last words 00 0cc < > 27 PART 2 Joke ⌒ Drink a sip orv I took my baby to the Garden Expo on the weekend and put the baby’s urine in a pulsating bottle while passing through the subway security check. The security inspector said to the baby’s father, drink, take a sip ^ ^ 00 0cc < > 28 PART 3 List ⌒ That's it My friends and I were shocked to see the monthly magazine end so soon. Friend MMJOKE person in charge ap9 JOKE person in charge FZD mmzt ## I paint walls percyshelley 00 0cc < > Although there is a little bit of stuff, everyone is still welcome to vote. 29 Modification: Dayin modified this article on Jul 18 16:21:04 2013 [FROM: 59.35.239.*] Source: Shuimu Community newsmth.net [FROM: 124.77.131.*]