Sender: bingo It’s dark, message area: Joke Title: I Love Senior Sister’s April Monthly Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Jun 16 18:07:56 2013 , within the station ﹨ ヽ i e ﹨ Joke April 2013 Monthly password> Tips Click the space to continue The girl's spoof of "A Heroic Man's Song" has its highlights. http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 3 1 Who can understand my sadness? http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 3 2 ﹨ When you replace a basketball with food, it kills you instantly. Reprint " " http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 3 3 ﹨ Sister Shi complained ﹨ http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 3 4 ヾ ' This is so funny http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 3 5 Send answers via WeChat http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 14 3 6 > ﹨ mmjoke Rejoice by runningsunny One day, brothers and sisters from the same discipline gathered together for dinner ﹨ In order to rush for time, the girl didn’t have time to blow her hair and left the house with her hair down. " " As soon as I entered the box, my senior brother who I hadn't seen for a year immediately greeted me. ﹨ Senior brother, junior sister, I haven’t seen you for a year. ﹨ You are still so ecstatic... Use Rejoice ヾ ' Niu replied happily, "Where did you use Head and Shoulders silk silk?" postscript After identification, Niu was indeed affected by the strong wind in Beijing that day. > With Mei Chaofeng's ecstasy hairstyle... ﹨ in conclusion Be cautious when going out on windy days... joke 01 I can't afford to be hurt if I don't count when I go upstairs. What happened just now is true. by coding Someone knocked on the door just now. When the door opened, a young man was sweating profusely. ﹨ " " I wiped my sweat while talking to the host. ﹨ ﹨ Boy, is this the 6th floor? ヾ ' The host is not on the 7th floor Damn, boy, you've gone too far. > ﹨ The poster took a closer look and saw a big box of Electrolux air conditioner next to the guy. Suddenly I feel that we can only count to 3. I’m afraid it won’t be easy to go home. joke 02 I was even liked by a girl, and I suddenly felt so sad that I couldn’t stop it. by jerryyang A girl in the same class posted a status on Facebook ﹨ The experiment failed " " and attached a detailed picture ﹨ I have just done this in this field. Read it carefully and leave a message to my sister. ﹨ Your RNA extraction is not working. The problem lies in the GC content of the primers. ヾ ' After I posted it, I saw that a certain tall, rich and handsome person had left a message: Failure is the mother of success I was also liked by the girl The sudden sadness that comes from it cannot be cut off > ﹨ joke 03 A shocking murder occurred due to traffic jam in the imperial capital by midi A driver who had been stuck in traffic for hours finally couldn't stand it anymore ﹨ Furious, he opened the car door and took out a steel pipe. " " All the people in the traffic jam looked at him in surprise. ﹨ I saw him yelling and knocking a snail on the ground to pieces. ﹨ Knocking and cursing at the same time ヾ 'Are you tired of living? He has always been behind me since Ciyun Temple. We arrived at Sihui Bridge when the sun was about to set. How dare you overtake my car? > ﹨ joke 04 Coders’ self-esteem by frostysun Of course you can't say that to a programmer ﹨ There is a bug in your code " " His first reaction was ﹨ 1 Is there something wrong with your environment? ﹨ 2 Idiot, can you use it? ヾ ' If you put it politely Your program is a little inconsistent with what you expected. Could you please see if there is something wrong with the way I use it? He instinctively thinks > Damn, is there a bug? ﹨ joke 05 NB senior sister is really a good person by mashall Once I went to the cafeteria to eat and saw a young couple ﹨ Suddenly the man saw rice grains on the woman’s face and asked " "You have rice grains on your face. Can I help you remove it? ﹨ The girl said with a blushing face ﹨ No, unless there are many ヾ ' So I stood up and pushed the girl's head into the dinner plate Floating away, hiding merit and fame Come on, junior. Senior sister can only help you so far. > ﹨ joke 06 Hidden merit and fame by roseven Take the bus tonight ﹨ Next to me, an uncle in his fifties has been watching movies on his mobile phone. " "The content should be something like color is emptiness. ﹨ Korean ehhhh comedy ﹨ He was listening with headphones on but didn’t plug them in properly. ヾ ' So the sound comes out of the phone speaker But he didn't know it because he was so absorbed in watching it So he was completely unaware of the sideways glances from other people in the car. >I feel a little uncomfortable sitting next to him ﹨ I happened to see a middle-aged woman who had just gotten on the bus. At first glance, she looks like the type of charter woman who is not easy to mess with. So I quickly nodded to my aunt I'm getting off the bus. Please take my seat. The aunt grabs the seat using the ball-protecting method joke 07 I quickly got off the car and waited for the next bus, hiding my merit and fame [Advanced Edition] Research Direction from Renren by junah Later, I switched from wetland ecology to wetland water treatment. ﹨ While congratulating me, my fellow disciples also felt very sorry. As for why they wanted to transfer " " Professional for three reasons ﹨ First, the gadgets I created were aimed at the southeastern United States. ﹨ There’s not a damn bird in the country ヾ ' Second, the large natural wetlands related to our topic are located in Michigan in the north and Florida in the south. I don't want to birdwatch. I don’t want to be snatched away by a wolf when I was collecting food, and I don’t want to be eaten alive by a crocodile when I was taking samples. Going north to become an Oroqen girl in the wind and snow, I don’t want to go south to become > Seediq Bale in the Jungle ﹨ The third reason is that my friends asked me what my research direction is. Say I study wetlands. Every time the answer is the role of senior sister. It seemed very wretched. When the other party asked in detail what exactly he was studying as a junior brother, I can only answer truthfully about birds studying wetlands. joke 08 When I took a taxi just now, I told the driver that I would write you a smooth sailing message. by soclays I just took a taxi and I said to the driver ﹨ I didn’t bring any money, so I’ll write you a smooth sailing message. " "The driver said, are you crazy? ﹨ I smiled disdainfully ﹨ You are the first person to recognize me ヾ ' > ﹨ joke 09 Nightmare Gray Wolf Escape Room by stoney One night, I was in fear and nightmare. I got lost in the university teaching building. ﹨ Two days late for the exam, the junior high school teacher has a murderous look behind his brown glasses " " Teng Teng can't answer the biology professor's escape room question. ﹨ ﹨ Said that a gray wolf was imprisoned by children in a brick house with only a latrine ヾ ' and the path can lead to the outside world. The exit of the hut is in the toilet. You may drown or die from the smell. And the roads with grass on both sides are There are many children guarding me. What should I do? > The circles under my eyes are blue. I regained my composure in the subway. Please take care of yourself. ﹨ The children are so vicious and the junior high school teacher is so cold and cold. As daybreak approaches, he They looked at me sweating profusely and smiled ferociously and said, the answer is The gray wolf waited and looked forward to spring. The grass on the roadside grew very tall. If he runs out, he won't be discovered. Hahahaha joke 10 [Real][Original] My phone fell into the toilet by Tstory I dropped my phone in the toilet and am hanging it to dry now. ﹨ " "Best friend, damn, no wonder Samsung is getting bigger and bigger now. ﹨ ﹨ Me why Mine is sony ヾ ' Best friend, so I fell down > ﹨ joke 11 I want to tell a joke by yanzg When did I become so humorless? ﹨ I’ve been thinking for a long time and can’t even come up with a joke. " "Well, do you remember the Russian novels? ﹨ There is a chameleon. What is it called? ﹨ ヾ ' Once I took a whole-school elective course on Russian novels There were no seats available. There were many people occupying seats. I was very angry and decided to fight with the seat holder. I just took away a notebook and threw it into the next classroom. > Then sit there by yourself ﹨ I decided to say I don’t know when the seat holder comes. After a while, a classmate from the next door dormitory came Look around, count, count, and you'll come to me. He said no, it’s in this line of work. Where is my notebook? small dark room Chief author Don't \ forget " " joke xhy125 ﹨ vote ﹨ mmjoke bingo tickets ヾ ' Oh black room bingo wall painter halleyhit > ﹨ I love senior sister