after Jon K.
Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick / It fits my
cat box oh, so snug, it always does the trick / I love to pour
it on my toe, and squish, and squish, and squish / It ne'er offe
nds my tender nose like a smelly fish / Its texture is a joy to
me, it's just as smooth as silk / It makes my little whiskers tw
itch, It stays crunchy, even in milk / I may not be the Presiden
t, I may not be the Pope / But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, I
shall never mope.