and Enjoy! ...is,
of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cy
bernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the
major land masses of three medium sized planets and is theonly p
art of the Corporation to show a consistent profit in rec ent ye
ars. The mo
tto stands—or stood—in three mile high illuminated lettersne
ar the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax: Share and E nj
oy. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was
erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they droppe
d for nearly half their length through the underground officesof
many talented young complaints executives—now deceased. The
protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local
language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no long
er illuminated, except at times of special celebration.