Sender: yoo Tangtang Ice and Snow Combination, message area: Joke Title: Hot Death Personal’s May and June issue Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Jul 19 21:42:27 2009 , within the station The May and June issues of Hot Death Personal Acridine : .:. .: .: :. . .: . o < > . . . . > MMJoke Recommended kangaroo kick http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 37 Never buy stockings that are too dark, really! http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 51 i and π http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 52 poor squirrel http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 58 Lots of Pumas. http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 63 ゜ MMJoke Recommended Male sex calorie list http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 64 girls skirt http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1013 68 . ゜ my growing up experience roseven 1 About age I used to look young 2007 Husband of two couples, you are so pitiful, young man. How old are you? Have you gone to high school? Wife of two couples, don't talk nonsense. He is not that young. He should be in college by now, right, young man? Now the unruly beard has changed me Year 2009 Old woman, to my girlfriend, little girl, come alone to Jingyou to take care of your father. . But you can't be proud. Comparing yourself to others is irritating. ゜ Year 2009 The nurse heated up my brother in bed 7 The neighbor's uncle in the 8th bed heated up his body temperature Actually, Bed Bed is 8 years younger than me, doesn’t it just have a beard? 2 About pedigree 2007 I'm not white, I'm just anemic and white. Year 2009 I'm not black, I just have iron deposits on my skin, which makes it a little dark. ゜ 3 About taste 2007 Jiao Ke Version This joke is so old that I have forgotten it Express version bialabialabialabiala irrigated Celebrity version Oh, is that what you are talking about? Year 2008 Jiao Ke Edition. Please provide a photo collection. Please reply to the email on the site. I will check it out next week. Express edition. Please give me a photo collection. Please reply to the email on the site. I will take a look next week. Celebrity Edition. Please collect photos. Please reply to the email on the site. I will check it out next week. Offline. 4 About contributions to medicine . 2007 ゜ This person's blood vessels are best to be pricked. Teacher, let me try it. Year 2009 This person’s blood vessels are slippery and hard. Let’s ask the teacher to demonstrate. 5 About obedience 2007 Doctor, it's best not to go out I'm okay. Go back to the ward obediently. Year 2009 Doctor, it's best not to go out I'm OK, get in the elevator 6 About various questions and about being consistent. ゜ In 2007, this question should be relatively simple. I should have no problem 2 years ago. This question should be relatively easy in 2009. I should have no problem 2 years ago. Posting two jokes from mm’s childhood chenhp one mm has loved mathematics since she was a child. When she was three or four years old, she lived with her grandparents. She thought division was the most difficult thing. If you are smart, you will fall off Once when I was playing on the swing and accidentally fell down on my face, I got up quickly, covered my face and ran home. While running, he yelled, "Grandpa, please give me a math problem that requires division." two When mm was a child, she didn’t like to eat and often made the adults miserable. One time, mm's mother couldn't help it and took a chopstick to scare her. If you don't eat, I'll beat you. mm looked up and said weakly, don’t use the oily end. ! . ゜ I just took a taxi. Feelings My wife and I were sitting in the back seat of a taxi. When the taxi was approaching, I asked how much it would cost. The driver said 18, and my wife dug into her bag to pay. I happened to have some change in my pocket, so I took out a 20 and gave it to the driver, and said to my wife, "Don't look for it, wife." There was no response. I just heard the driver say, "Thank you. I* & & %" . ゜ private joke hisashi To commemorate the 6th year, I would like to contribute an original article by the way. I’m sorry for being an old diver. Those who know me, please pretend you haven’t seen it. 1. On a whim one day, I decided to put on a little makeup. I happened to bump into LG and was very surprised and said, "Hey, it's in PS." 2.lg occasionally cares about the appearance of men I know. It usually starts like this: Are you handsome like me? No matter what What’s the answer? LG’s reaction is only one word. You're more handsome, huh? Much more handsome than you, bah 3.lg has always been very proud of his stupid things. I commented that he is not ashamed but proud of it. LG likes this comment very much and will carry it forward. He is not ashamed of it but is proud of it. proud of The more I think about it, the more I like it. I’ll remove the single quotation marks and repeat it. I’m not ashamed of it. I'm glad to say that this is an echo. ゜ 4. Sometimes my words are not very elegant. lg is very sad and beats my chest. What do you do? This was quite poetic back then. I nodded, convinced that I am a postmodern poem 5. When I was walking on the road during the first month of the year, I saw the phone number on the billboard. LG criticized it because there are too many Chinese people. The phone number is so long I immediately suggested that we declare independence. The phone number only needs one digit, 1 and 2. LG is very happy. I almost agreed, but after thinking about it with my pig brain, I rejected it. No, no, no, no, no, no matter who comes to us. We all have to make international long distance calls 6. On the way home, LG sang Eason Chan's Brother and Sister. When he sang "No Way Out," he suddenly asked, "Do you think there is no way out?" Retreatable and hopeless. What other words have no *can* structure? I was sweating profusely thinking about it, and I didn’t even think of a single thing. LG deeply felt that the Chinese department was unreliable and decided to be self-reliant. There was nothing to eat and he was invincible. Killable, no one to love, no hair to care for, unfortunately stuck after making up a bunch of useless words. I sneered and said, you have nothing to say! So the two of them finally found the third person. word ゜ The dirty things I did today luoki I saw a sister’s post on Mizuki, so I wrote a random letter to try my luck and attached a photo. In less than an hour, the sister will believe it and ask in surprise, is the photo really of you? There were a lot of exclamation points, and I was secretly happy. Could it be that my sister thought I was too handsome? So the reply was definitely saying The photo is of me Just after sending the letter, I seemed to feel something. When I went to the outbox and looked at the original letter, my FT actually sent a photo of my puppy. The film was sent over. Damn it. . ゜ The gap between stars HopeWhite zz: weird Popular football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has a stadium named after him at San Siro Popular NBA superstar James has a park named after him, St. James Park Jordan, the greatest star in NBA history, even has a country named after him. The Rockets' highest-paid player also has an arena named after him, but it's not called St. McGrady, but Madison. . ゜ Re: The most violent thing I did when I was in school gthdzzrj In a certain chemistry experiment class, a cuvette was used. The teacher took a cuvette and said to the students, everyone, pay attention. This cuvette is made of quartz and costs several hundred yuan each. If it breaks, you will have to pay for it. As soon as he finished speaking, there was a crisp sound and the cuvette in the teacher's hand fell to the ground. There was a deathly silence for a few seconds. Afterwards, the students said in unison, "I apologize." . ゜ Untitled Lucarelli When I was visiting the supermarket, I saw a cashier counting a pile of coins very seriously. A child ran by, singing as he ran. A group of ducks passed under the bridge in front of the door. Come on, count them. Two, four, six, seven, eight. Then the cashier was very depressed and threw back the half-counted coins and counted them again. . ゜ Every family is afraid of the leftover daughter apelila My cousin was born in 1986 My cousin called her mother in the room to come here. Mom, come here. Auntie said she was busy in the kitchen Cousin, raise your voice, Mom, come here Auntie said if you need anything, just tell me My cousin continued to call Mom, if you don’t come over, I won’t get married until I’m 30. Auntie appears like lightning . ゜ Palmistry popcornMM One time I went shopping in Qianmen Dashilan and met a middle-aged woman on the street. Does she want a palm reading? I don't have to. I'll look at it myself. I thought she would stop there. She: Can we discuss it? I . ゜ Grandpa's embarrassing story solorist Grandpa is deaf and rarely goes out Today I went with him to the bank to withdraw money There were a lot of people waiting in the lobby. It was hard to get in line. Grandpa sat on the chair and handed in his bankbook. The teller was typing on the keyboard, and then the person who entered the password on the keyboard started shouting Hello please enter password Grandpa didn't hear. The teller mm probably guessed that grandpa is deaf. Turn on the microphone and shout outside. Password. Your password. Grandpa heard this and shouted loudly inside The password is xxxxxx The voice was loud and black lines appeared on the faces of everyone in the business hall. . ゜ Also said that banks are doing bad things ZuOhUaNgJiN Every time I go to the bank, my wife is always very smart and can always find the number that is higher up around the machine. Today is no exception. We finally got our number, but then a man in a vest walked straight to the counter. My wife walked over and said, "I'm sorry, it's my number." But the man also took out the same one. The teller took my wife's number. Sorry, you are from the ICBC next door. . ゜ I just replied to a text message eaglefanxp Just now a buddy sent a text message saying that his son was born and weighed 9 pounds. I accidentally replied to a text message. Jiu Jin is awesome. . ゜ Asking auntie when taking a ride, how bad are you biu? By the way, little Biu is going to take a dance class today Then who asked? Isn’t he a little boy? Why are he still taking dance classes? Brother Biu replied, what? He’s not a little girl in the dance classes. There are so many children. Create more opportunities for them. Don’t let your children lose at the starting line. End of voiceover. Little Biu's mother worked overtime today and had no time to pick up the child, so she asked the mother of one of Little Biu's classmates to help take her home. I have seen her too. She lives nearby. She is a very kind and kind fat lady. She drives an Excelle. On the way back, little Biu took the passenger seat and asked Auntie what level you were on. Auntie is a bit confused. What kind of criticism can she say? Xiao Biu said that he was just asking how many lines you have. Auntie thought she was the squadron leader or something like that in school, so she just talked about me. There was no leverage. Little biu said it's impossible Auntie said okay, okay, I am the Three Stripes Little Biu said yes, that’s pretty much it. As he spoke, he lifted up his coat, bowed his waist, pointed at the fleshy folds on his belly and said, "゜" You see, I'm on both ends of the spectrum. Turn a child joke chumsdock A colleague wrote the word "go" on a piece of paper and asked my daughter, who is in the kindergarten class, what the word "go" is. She answered "go". The colleague drew a cross next to "leave" again. Zhao asked again, and the child replied, "You are not allowed to leave." . ゜ I was scared to death just now. A quick response xoXox zz: moonful We were chatting in Shuimu, but then the leader suddenly sent a message on MSN, and the dialog box suddenly It popped up and I lost, fuck dude begone!" and it was sent right away.... At that time, I was dumbfounded. Now it’s over. Suddenly, I was so anxious that I entered the following characters and sent them quickly. fuck dude check this website out: http: www.chickischick.com index U w ill like it Then after a while, the leader came over from next door. Xiao U, come here and have something to do. By the way, your MSN is poisoned. Kill one. Poison it I sweat 0 0 . ゜ Chicken that runs very fast zz wowow A farm owner had a chicken that ran very fast All the tourists who came to visit rushed to see how fast it ran One day a rich man came to the farm and saw this chicken The rich man was very excited and planned to pay for it. The rich man said to the farm owner, I will buy your chicken for 100,000 yuan. I saw the farm owner looking troubled The rich man immediately said, "Is it too little? That two hundred thousand?" half a million one million Every time the rich man adds money, the farm owner’s face becomes more and more ugly. The rich man couldn't bear it anymore and asked directly I've paid so much, why don't you sell me? The farm owner answered slowly ゜ Can't catch... . ゜ Introduce yourself anxfd During the training a few days ago, there were two trainees with the same name, one male and one female, both of whom read Li Peng. Usually there is a self-introduction session in training classes to get acquainted with each other and liven up the atmosphere. First it’s the female Li Peng’s turn. My name is Li Peng. Where do I come from? What do I do? blabla The boy will arrive soon. My name is also Li Peng. I am more handsome than her. The whole audience burst into laughter . ゜ Thinking of the thrilling scene in school danceboy A girl with pale face rushed towards me while riding a bike, shouting. Seeing that I can't avoid it At this time, I pushed forward quickly with both hands, grabbed her handlebars, and pushed her bicycle away. Set at the local location, at this time, the distance between the front wheels of the car and my key is only 0.01 centimeters... Then the misfortune turned into a blessing. MM still maintained forward uniform linear motion under the action of inertia... N years later, when someone is confused about the Mercedes-Benz airbag advertisement, I will laugh and say That feels good... ゜ Lame puppy Seanjiang Take a walk after dinner. Many people come out to walk their dogs on the path by the river. Not far away, a puppy ran towards me, but its movements were a little strange. The left hind leg will miss the ground from time to time, probably once every 3 or 4 movement cycles. So I stared at it closely to see if it was really lame. Then its owner followed Xiaoduo, run well. Others thought you were lame. . ゜ Tsinghua style obscene fzl05 I just looked up the meaning of obscene on Baidu, and there is an interesting explanation in it. The definition of Tsinghua-style obscenity: Tsinghua science and engineering boys’ wisdom is a little cunning, and their wisdom is often humorous. And the unique appreciation and persistent pursuit of outstanding girls . ゜ The most violent thing I did when I was in school lengxinyi Tell me about me How traumatized was my heart at that time? Let’s talk about when I was in junior high school The county organizes a selection of teachers’ high-quality courses, which is very important for teachers’ professional titles. Classes are randomly selected, and one teacher picked our class. Then I took it in a physics laboratory I won’t talk about the level of speaking. The naughty me at that time couldn't stand such a boring class at all. Ever since I found a piece of rubber-covered wire from the tool kit that was given to me I inserted one end of the wire into a hole in the socket on the table Nothing happened I moved to the other side of the hole again Still nothing happened. It's a pity that although I won the prize in the high school physics competition, I didn't understand anything in junior high school ゜ A very bad little friend next to me said Just say You insert one end into a hole Ever since I stupidly did it. Thump, lightning and thunder The following happened 1 The wire is welded firmly to the socket 2 The wire rubber is completely melted 3 My little hands are so hot that they are red 4 My heartbeat was over 140 5 The slide in front of the teacher went out 6 The entire laboratory building has a power outage. The following things happened in the next few days. 1 I stood in front of the office building all morning ゜ 2 After returning home, he was beaten by his father and made him cry like a ghost and howl like a wolf. 3 Didn’t go to class for a week 4 That teacher’s evaluation was ruined 5 I am famous throughout the school Later, when I was in high school, someone asked me whether you were the guy who poked the socket in the laboratory. . ゜ Master of Ceremonies aeric A classmate got married. The master of ceremonies presided over the wedding. Everyone was quiet at the beginning. I saw the master of ceremonies straightened his clothes and walked forward quickly. Yes. Talk into the microphone and say: Today is a great day for the Li family girl to cheat... . ゜ Black room leaks what is your name coolgrass A man saw a ppmm in a restaurant and fell in love at first sight The classmates next to him encouraged him to strike up a conversation, but he didn't dare and was nervous. In the end, he could not withstand the instigation of his classmates and the temptation of his sister. I walked up to my sister tremblingly and asked in a dull and shy manner. what's your name I ordered the three fresh rice bowls . ゜ Black room leaks Don’t say bad words Original SundayMore Work has been very heavy lately and everyone is under a lot of pressure. Anger is even greater than pressure. Hot MM A. Looking at these people in the ** department who are getting paid but not working, I really want to curse. Just scold, just scold, don’t suppress yourself, everyone will agree. Hot MM B, forget it, stop scolding me, I’m here as a lady. Viper GG A: Oh, instead of swearing, you tell jokes instead. . ゜ A meal of powder The man behind the scenes biancr MMJoke recommends yoo&NotBusy, hurry up and vote Joke's selection yoo&NotBusy thirsty and choking zt Small black house recommended yutourr wall painter crowyue >< < : < .:. .: > < .: :. > < > . .: >> > < < < < > < > < >