Sender: mmzt We're missing u Title: July issue of Pig Head Eclipse Day Sending station: Shuimu Community Mon Aug 24 22:28:01 2009 Source: 123.122.112.226 , ' ' , ' . 氵 つ , king 氵ㄏ ' > of July issue , ヘ MMJoke Recommended A silly and fat cat 1 2 http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 59736 http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 59738 Composition My Idol http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 60734 This bear is really scared http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 60615 Share Jiangsu College Entrance Examination Excellent Essay Papers http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 59403 M http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 59915 Our company’s funny FB interest survey form http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 61467 Wang Be rational, cold,zz lilacma When I went out to buy salad dishes, I suddenly passed by a man leading a dog. The dog followed the salad in my hand eagerly. The vegetable ran away, but the owner caught it in time. I clearly heard the owner saying to the dog, "Be reasonable." king Long time no see Wei X 1 2 ffn I don’t understand the rules here. I don’t know if this is considered a micro-X or a giant-X. I just met mm back then, and I was still quite innocent. Of course, I was far from the ws I am now. Once, I was studying with my sister. She was reading a book while I was using her notebook next to me. I was bored and flipped through the hard drive. In an extremely hidden place, I found a folder with three letters in the name. I clicked in and saw three letters. folder The first name is JJ, the second name is KJ, and the third name is SJ. I was a little confused at that time because of the nature of ws. I clicked on the three folders respectively. As I expected, they were all filled with dozens of megabytes of video files. But when When I was in the study room, I didn’t dare to continue opening the video file. I was full of doubts. I looked sideways at my sister’s pretty face and thought to myself, I have just debuted, so it’s not like I’m touching. You are a master, right? Although I heard that some girls have such hobbies, these three words ending with J It's really shocking to see it in front of you. Besides, it's a small breach of integrity and a big shame. king Long time no see Wei X 2 2 ffn Later, I secretly opened mm's computer when no one was around, and secretly clicked on those videos with excitement. Frequency Suddenly it dawned on me. Then I looked back and saw that the name of the general folder was originally called CPA. I didn’t know the meaning of CPA until I googled it. I also found out that mm signed up for three courses at that time. I also found out that there were some misconceptions. Frequency is called courseware Later, I asked my sister for some information, and just to join in the fun, I said that I would study CPA with her. One day she was msn uploaded a JJ.rar file to me and then typed a sentence that I will never forget. I'm also watching JJ now. When it's almost done, I'll give you KJ and SJ. Just forget it. Yesterday I made a review plan for mm for the last two months of this year. I wish her success in passing the exam. Wang Hand dryer WRockAge In class, the teacher was talking about network technology and talked about the communication network of mobile phones. Then he wrote on the blackboard: dry your mobile phone. Three words said: Do the students know what kind of mobile phone this is? The audience was whispering. I said in my heart that I only know dry batteries. I’ve never heard of drying on a mobile phone. Then the teacher said it’s the hand drying machine in the bathroom. The audience was in an uproar. They have fixed their minds. Oh! earth Transformers qclf A man with a big and square head was driving home one day. He encountered a traffic jam and waited for a long time. Then he opened the roof of the car. Skylight, stick your head out and take a look At this time, a child pointed at him and shouted, "Look, the Autobots are about to transform." earth There is no limit to depravity 1 2 toosiki Our predecessors were like this, and it is normal for us to be decadent in college. There is such a record in Hu Shi’s Diary of Studying Abroad, to the following effect ... July 4th I started this new diary to urge myself to work harder next semester. I must first finish reading the Shakespeare at hand. Henry VIII... July 13 play cards July 14 play cards There is no limit to depravity 2 2 toosiki July 15 play cards July 16 Hu Shizhi, Hu Shizhi, how could you be so depraved? Have you forgotten the study plan you made earlier? Confucius said I have to examine myself three times every day...I can't go on like this anymore July 17 play cards July 18 play cards Tell a company joke 1 2 lenber The second round of the company singing competition. I know the mm who is hosting today. She usually looks gentle and sweet. I didn’t expect to be on stage like this. What a sense of joy 1 After half the contestants, mm came on stage to encourage everyone, blabla, and finally said loudly, so come on, okay. The man then paused for a moment, thought about it and then said, good daughters. The audience was speechless 2 Most of the contestants sang pop songs. A sales uncle came and sang "Tell me the truth" His voice is no worse than that of Yan Weiwen. The audience applauded countless times. After singing, mm came up with a smile on her face. She sang so well. Have you ever learned ethnic singing? The uncle said modestly that he learned a little bit when he was a child, but he became blind. mm asked again, how is it possible? You sing so well. Do you have children? The audience was in uproar. This question was interrupted a bit too quickly. Tell a company joke 2 2 lenber The uncle proudly replied: My daughter is turning X age this year. Last year, she sang in the local primary school student song. Won a silver medal in the singing competition The audience applauded again Today is really amazing. After the national singing, another contestant came to sing Italian opera. After singing "My Sun", the audience's enthusiasm was ignited again mm came on stage amidst the applause just in time. She sang so well. Have you ever studied bel canto? The contestant said modestly, "No, this is just a hobby of mine. I sing for fun." Just as mm was about to speak, an audience member stood up and asked, "Do you have any children?" All black lines Hot or not ok Next to the bus stop, there was a five or six-year-old girl clinging to her mother, asking her to hold her, and crawling on top of her. It was two o'clock, the sun was scorching hot, my mother said impatiently, "Go, go, go, go, it will burn you to death, are you hot?" It was hot, so he took off the little girl and threw it aside. Then the mother was on the phone next to her, and the little girl pestered her again. The mother wanted to hug her. The mother was angry and ignored the little girl. The little girl stood aside very depressed and then looked at the scene not far away. A couple hugged each other passionately. The girlfriend almost half of her body was hanging on her boyfriend. At this time, the little girl They walked over slowly and looked at the couple. The couple saw the little girl staring at them and asked the little girl what she had. The little girl said, sister, is it hot when you hold your brother like this? People at the bus stop were speechless. Is this reliable? zzAll the subways laughed xpang The Airport Line said I had the lowest station. Line 8 laughed. Line 8 said I won’t play with you, Line 10 laughed. Line 10 said I was destined to be a ring. Line 2 laughed. Line 2 said to call big brother, Line 1 laughed. Line 1, including Batong Line, said I was straight, Line 5 laughed. Line 5 said I was tender, Line 4 laughed. Line 4 said I was tall, Line 13 laughed. Line 13 said I was a subway, and all the subways laughed. Joke that happened yesterday Bushof I found a small advertisement for the sale of a barbecue restaurant on the telephone pole outside the Northeast Gate, and I sent a text message on a whim. Go ask where the store is and how much it costs. Within a second, I suddenly received a text message reply. From the thumbnail display on my phone, I saw that the beginning of the text message was I am XXX. The name of my doctoral supervisor... Then I sweated profusely... I hurriedly opened the text message to see the full text. It turned out to be I am XXX. I will activate a new account 186XXXXXXXX from now on..... I breathed a sigh of relief. I thought the boss had switched to selling chicken wings. An embarrassing thing today sibyll At noon, I went to eat casserole with my mother. The family of three at the next table ordered a crucian carp pot. I was eating happily when I suddenly heard the mother at the next table saying to her daughter, "Eat this crucian carp quickly." The little girl won't eat The mother said, "Eat it quickly. If you eat it, your breasts will be bigger than that sister's." I looked up and saw two meaningful glances So I swallowed a piece of potato with mixed sorrow and anger. Business trip jokes bexit The laboratory took over a project, and my boss and I went on a business trip to do research. In the evening, the boss of the other company invited me to dinner. While eating, we chatted about the difference between science and technology. My boss said that we in China have had technology for a long time but not science. Then Balabala said something like cast sword example The other boss slapped him on the thigh, right, it’s like giving birth to a child. We’ve known the skill for a long time, but it’s only in the past ten years that we’ve understood it. It's about chromosomes So everyone was silent lazy zchyu I am relatively lazy. I remember one summer, my mother and I were watching TV in the living room. It was too hot. I told my mother, Mom, please turn on the air conditioner. Mom said, give me the remote control oo The true story of a friend viqlt Yesterday, my friend gave his brother a ride in the car, and he went to McDonald's to buy something to eat. In front of him were two foreigners who spoke fluently. In English, I was ordering this and that. The waiter was also unambiguous. Although his pronunciation was not good, he still knew what to order. What? And he can still communicate. My friend is really fascinated by it and admires him. He usually doesn’t speak English. Great. I kept thinking about what the foreigner meant. After struggling for a long time, the foreigner finally clicked. Okay, then it’s my friend’s turn. My friend pointed to the burger on the menu and said two this, waiter. He was stunned for a moment. His friend thought she didn't understand, so he gestured like this, hanberge two. The waiter looked at him. After a long time, the sentence came: can you speak chinese? ... oo My mother-in-law boys and girls dudu I'm pregnant and my mother-in-law will take care of me I had a severe pregnancy reaction. One day when I was eating I nagged that the baby in my belly is so tossing, and I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl. My mother-in-law said for sure, girl I think the old lady has experience and asked why. My mother-in-law said that only women and villains are difficult to raise. @# % &*& % #@ oo Water related 2 1 2 UtOMcaT 1 Not long after I entered college, I went to play across the street and saw a man and woman taking photos by the lake. The man was filming and the woman was posing. The woman was so high that she accidentally slipped into the lake. The water wasn't deep, probably only up to my knees. In fact, I wasn't very wet. The man was very anxious and rushed to the rescue. The woman also trusted the man quite a bit, so she took one hand and started to push up the rocks on the shore. As a result, neither of them caught it, and the woman fell down again and lay directly in the water. oo Water related 2 2 2 UtOMcaT 2 Once I went swimming with some friends and sat on the edge of the pool to rest. There was a girl swimming nearby. Suddenly the girl started making a chirping sound like a bird. We were secretly laughing next to each other for a long time. Suddenly one of the guys realized that she had cramps and was drowning. Hurry over and pull her up After Yi came up, he sat on the shore panting and looking at us resentfully. Later we came to the conclusion that English is actually more scientific than Chinese in some aspects. When calling for help, help is directed outward. ﹒ Exhale. To save life, breathe in. oo original 6 6 4 itforour Teaching math to my daughter who is over 4 years old Of course it’s a finger-wrenching algorithm 1 1 to 5 5 All passed It’s 6 6 and the answer is 4 Ask why She carefully counted her fingers again, the thumbs and little fingers of her left and right hands. .. oo Let me tell you a few dreams 1 2 shedder When I went to bed the night before yesterday, I sang in a girl’s voice, “We are sitting on a high, high pile of bones, and I was heard by LP.” It made me laugh, so I changed my MSN to this paragraph at work this morning. My junior sister asked me what happened, so I told a few more dreams. When I was a kid, I ate too many pig bones. I always thought they were piles of bones. I thought to myself, what an evil old society. Later, I thought it was a pile of bones. It wasn’t until they were big that they realized they were grain piles, and the little squirrels were growing up. Later, when I was in high school, I saw this song on TV. The background picture is of a group of primary school students planting pine trees. I digress a little bit and let’s talk about dreams. One day when I was sleeping, I said, why don’t you eat so much bread? lp asked sleepily, where is the bread? With lightning speed, I stretched out my hand to touch the inner side of LP's thigh, pinched it twice quickly and said, "Aren't they all faces?" Bag? lp Then I realized that I was talking in my sleep and was speechless. One day when I was sleeping, I dreamed that there was a bowl of duck noodles in front of me. I was about to eat when I poked him on the back and said, "It's delicious." lp thought to himself, how did he know there was something delicious? When he turned around, he realized that I was talking in my sleep. lpThe next time I look back, the duck noodles are gone oo Let me tell you a few dreams 2 2 shedder One night a long time ago, lp dreamed that the two of us went out and wandered around a hillside and met bad guys. At the same time, I was riding an elevator in my dream. The elevator broke down and was stuck in mid-air. lp The bad guy seems to have a knife hidden in his clothes. I said you retreat first and let me cover you. Then I ran towards the hillside. Damn it. Chasing me The elevator made a loud noise and then it fell. It took a long time to fall, and I screamed loudly. ah lp I thought to myself, it’s over, it’s over, the gangsters must have caught up with me and I got stabbed. The next morning, Lao Taishan asked who shouted so loudly last night , , oo It’s all the fault of the shirts oxidant I just received the shirt by express delivery yesterday. After dinner, my son and I put it on and walked around the campus to show off. I was wearing fake sportswear. As I walked, students kept running up from behind and talking to me. Teacher, you look very young... You look very young... My son is wearing the swine flu version. Some students are pointing behind him. What's wrong with pig heads? 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