发信人: biancr (吃颗话梅变超人), 信区: Joke
标 题: Joke五月特刊——酱粥刊
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jun 23 09:05:02 2009), 站内
酱粥刊 —— janger@Joke专刊
亲爱的朋友,
; ╱╲ , ___ __
╲╲︳; /\╱ \/ 此刻,让我们一同回顾过去的一段旅程
 ̄╲ │ , ,︳
o-╲__00) 回顾janger给我们留下的点点滴滴……
________, `o __ /______________
╲ _▁__` ̄;╲, ̄ __▁__ ╱
 ̄ ' `︶ ─━ ̄▔
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个人说明档如下:
非如此不可,非如此不可。
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目 录 (00__╱酱粥刊
◆ 粥客酱酱
janger作为一个普通的Joker留下的笑话
◆ 猪头酱酱
janger当Joke版主和正版主时留下的一些文字
◆ 粥客致酱
Joke的版友和版务组写给酱酱的话
◆ 酱猪轶事
janger的同学和朋友们所回忆的关于他的趣事
◇ 请面带微笑 :-)
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◆ 粥客酱酱
—— janger作为一个普通的Joker留下的笑话。
请暂时放下你的悲伤和烦恼,让酱酱的文字中关于家人、朋友、
校园、生活的温情的点点滴滴,逗你开心一笑:)
你看,他其实并不曾离开我们。
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发信人: janger (tintayi), 信区: Joke
标 题: 糊涂mm的糊涂生活(1)
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jun 13 13:24:52 2006), 站内
这是我一个mm同学的宿舍趣事,听她讲来,颇为有趣,遂发于我钟爱的joke
贺涵站在高处奋力推箱子,珊珊站在下面爱莫能助,于是助威:“小白兔,
加油!小白兔,加油!”
贺涵扭过头,一脸不平道:“你为什么不给乌龟加油啊?”
。。。。。。
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发信人: janger (tintayi), 信区: Joke
标 题: 糊涂mm的糊涂生活(2)
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jun 13 13:28:26 2006), 站内
一日夜半三更,系主任来查寝室,众人都于酣睡淋漓中被吵醒,
主任走后 ╱╯╯╮
/ ╱\/╲\
/ / ^ ^ /
霜霜 : \(' - - | “今天是明天还是昨天啊?”
/| ╲ 。 / \
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发信人: janger (tintayi), 信区: Joke
标 题: 糊涂mm的糊涂生活(4)
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jun 13 13:33:35 2006), 站内
曾经在寝室里议论到妈妈,珊珊和宇倩道:“这个是someone 他妈,那个是
someone他妈,突然说到一个不认识的,疑问着想她是谁,
宛在上铺中气十足:“谁他妈都不是!”
︵ ╭ ︵
(谁*过滤词汇*) ︵ ︵
︵ ╰ ︶ ' someone )
(someone) ╲| ▕/ ︶
╯
╲︳
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发信人: janger (tintayi), 信区: Joke
标 题: 糊涂mm的糊涂生活(5)
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jun 13 13:34:59 2006), 站内
/ \
'|_/|__|' 颜颜肾结石,经治疗后逐渐恢复,众人去慰问?
▕/‵^ ^/ \︳
卜`亻_ 宇倩:“颜颜你好了吗?”
╱\ ╱ \
/_ ︶ _| 颜颜(摸着肚子)“好了,打了就好了!”
| \ / `
\ ― 、 ╱ 囧
 ̄ ヾ 囧`╰|ヽ
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发信人: janger (tintayi), 信区: Joke
标 题: 糊涂mm的糊涂生活(6)
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jun 13 13:37:06 2006), 站内
霜霜去颐和园当导游,当天是义务讲解, 一人选了霜霜导游,
“你知道我为什么选你吗? ,_))
因为你长得像我侄女。”/ /︶ | 霜霜:“你侄女这么漂亮啊!”
│( --`|-| __
╲| ︳ ( _ \
╲._╱ )!\ ,|
/╰ ╯\ \_ |\╲
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发信人: janger (tintayi), 信区: 黑屋
标 题: 血日
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Jun 14 11:04:36 2006), 站内
早上受到老妈的短信,告诉我今天是血日,要我小心一点
我疑惑什么是血日,因为要考试,就没有问,
考试时,一直在想啊,血日是什么,是不是民间的一种节日,像鬼节什么的
越想越恐怖,确实,今天运气太背,那个考试题,所有人都在骂
回来google之,baidu之,只查到奇幻小说的解释,说什么千年一次大凶之日
我想我妈研究易经的……外面的日光格外耀眼阿……
我赶紧发短信问我妈,我妈半天悠悠回到:
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╲ __ ╱
╱_ ╲
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╲ ╱/
╲
"今天你们学校是不是要献血,要考试了,还是不要去献了"
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〔 / ︳ - ┤o ;
___ 〔_╱ˋo_ 00) 立倒…… ____ _
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发信人: janger (我的世界下雪了), 信区: 黑屋
标 题: 屋里来了一个医学院学生
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Aug 3 19:01:33 2006), 站内
一个不熟的高中同学,感觉几年不见了,今晚在我宿舍借宿,下午聊天,
给我讲医学院的事情
说他们现在开始学习解剖,他觉得挺有趣,可惜尸体太少了,他们老师说,
你们看台上的这个小孩,都比你们年龄还大,于是他就在那无限遐想,说
真想找尸体自己解剖,眼睛还看着我,我后背都凉了。
后来看到我养的苍鼠,又说起他们试验用的小白鼠,说那些咬人厉害啊,
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说道怎么用手指抓老鼠脖子上的皮才不会咬到自己,然后伸手就开始捉我
仓鼠,我立马拦下,nnd。
后来又说试验完的老鼠怎么弄死,一只手逮尾巴,一只手捏脖子,然后一
拽……
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' o(00__╱-o
\ \╱ ()()
从小到大,还没有这么被吓到过,想想就寒。 ┃ ), <") /~
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发信人: janger (before simpleandclean), 信区: 黑屋
标 题: Re: 进来先献上个高中时候的笑话做见面礼吧。
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Sep 11 12:37:21 2006), 站内
高中时一个人住的租来的屋子,和同学们分开来住,颇觉得孤独。高一的时
候吧,有一次厕所堵了,水灾。我从床上醒来,发现地上几尺高的水茫然不
知所措,鞋盒子和某些黄色的东西飘来飘起,那时间就开始很奇怪的想些毫
无相关的事情,踩着凳子穿好衣服就去上课,然后对着同学们说到:我被淹了
纯洁的我其实在那时依然明白这话的歧义,然而依然装着小白的样子可怜的
说,同学们嘻嘻哈哈的,自认为很聪明的踩到别人的肩上。
结果,我找来几个同学把屋子里清理干净了。那时候的我,已经开始懂得贬
低自己来获取一些同情了,现在想来,也觉得不好意思,不过没准这就是人
生的一个大大的真理。许多的joke是不是也是如此。
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发信人: janger (before simpleandclean), 信区: 黑屋
标 题: Re: 发笑话了
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Oct 16 22:09:38 2006), 站内
我大二有一次在西主楼做实验,憋急了,就放下手里的管管去厕所
以前都熟悉,所以边跑边解裤链,看着厕所门就冲进去,脱了45度的裤子……
几个女老师坐在办公桌旁看着我……
汗,退出来,走进办公室旁边的男厕。 ▁_103 ___ __ WC
|╲ /||| / | ╲
那个不知道是夏天还是冬天的经历,我 | | │|! ︳ | |
现在一直在想: ,| ╲__ ) | |
| /____ \ | ,|
我究竟穿没穿一条秋裤…… ╲ | o(_,▁_o | |
-- - / /\ ︳-- ╲|
︺ ︺
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发信人: janger (before simpleandclean), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: Re: 好险
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Oct 18 12:02:42 2006), 站内
大一骑车撞过一个韩国的mm,车轴撞断几根,我赶紧对不起,但那mm似有不
满,站在那里也不说话就看着我,我没办法就带她去紫荆前面修,结果,修
车师傅轻描淡写的跟我说,早该换了,就是你不撞也会坏的
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tears……当时就走了,后来想想老师 \/ \╱\
傅还挺袒护,不过自己也不厚道 |. . │__ __
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/\ 高速酱猪出没 __/_ ╰╰╲│_/\ __
/﹗\ 请注意闪避! \_) (( ) ︺-┘)
 ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ︶  ̄ ̄ ︶  ̄ ̄
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发信人: janger (随遇而安), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 好土啊
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Nov 12 02:00:52 2006), 站内
今天第一次看歌剧魅影,在宿舍边嗑瓜子边看完听完,看得我澎湃
突然想起初中的时候看过一本英文小说就是歌剧魅影,可惜那时英文名字,
我一直没有把二者联系起来=,=
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发信人: janger (随遇而安), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 今天跑三千
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Nov 14 14:53:39 2006), 站内
终于知道为什么女生跑长跑为什么有负担了,我的小肚子越跑越晃荡得让我
难受。
最搞得时候是在还有一圈半的时候,我已经跑不动了,开始走起来,结果老
师在终点线瞅我不耐烦,吼我:就几步了还 ___ __ ︵︵︵
墨迹啥,我半信半疑的跑过终点线十几米, ___ /\╱ \/ ( n? n+1?)
那时候还剩最后一圈,然背后如妈妈的声音 ╲ │ > <︳o ︶︶︶
一般传来:第XX名(说明你跑完了) \ o-╲__00)° __╱
╲`〉 o_/─ˊ
当时我立刻停下来走开来,心里想捡了如此 ╱ / \╱︳/ ╲
大的一个便宜^^ ╱───/───︺─\───╲
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发信人: janger (随遇而安), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 说一个尴尬的
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Nov 26 00:06:26 2006), 站内
晚上老同学过生日,我们在那吃蛋糕,第一次被分到点蜡烛的重任,比较激
动,要了火柴一根一根的点完,最后一根的时候火已经快烧着手了,我大功
告成的“呼”的一吹灭……
所有蜡烛全灭了,过生日的老友一脸郁闷…… __ __
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汗 .|.|.|. ( - ˋo o│
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发信人: janger (随遇而安), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 冷笑话
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Dec 11 10:51:31 2006), 站内
话说冬天里的一天,有只小猪想吃冰激淋了,于是央求猪弟弟去帮他拿来一
桶冰激凌,小猪高兴得呼呼吃完了。
小猪到了冷风嗖嗖的外面,颤颤的吟道:好冷啊 __ __ ︴
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嗯,还有一头猪也会讲这个笑话:P │ . .︳ ︵ _ ︴
╲__00) (.'ヽ)
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发信人: janger (随遇而安), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 刚才和一mm在qq
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Dec 28 22:57:06 2006), 站内
我说我车丢了,于是她说,哎呀,那昨晚不是最后一次见面了?我心想好感
动,就说,下周虽然我不去上课,但是实验还是去的,到时候就可以见面啦,
于是,mm说:我说的是车!
ft死了
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 你们小时候定过亲吗?
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Dec 31 13:26:30 2006), 站内
我小时候定过,我七岁的时候吧,定过一个四岁的小女孩,照片上的她还特
可爱,骑在一个石狮子上面笑。
转眼那么多年过去了,她妈妈和我妈妈通信还互称亲家,听说她现在还在读
高三,要是最后大学能来北京来清华就好了。
若是真来了,这就叫做缘分。
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 今晚决定裸睡
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Jan 1 01:27:17 2007), 站内
真的,这叫做赤条条不带入新年一切烦恼
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郁闷的事情不再想,不再伤!!! / \/ \╱ \
\▕ , ,▕╱
S S S S S S
S S
S S
S S
人家可没说裸睡不盖被子哦..
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 今天去植物园
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Apr 8 16:11:54 2007), 站内
去植物园党组织生活。大清早起来就被批迟到,然后吃了一袋清华酸奶...
悲惨开始了,不过一刻钟,便在植物园走一段,上一次厕所,还好植物园的
花没怎么开。
回来虚得不行,把车拿给同学骑回去,然后自己坐公交。我的天,那个场面,
记百人候一趟车,好不容易挤上车,开了一会儿,公交又蹭到了一辆小车,
俩司机又商量半天才上路
那个时候,高潮来了,不是我,是故事的。
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我又不行了,又要上厕所,但我在车上啊,那个时候天都要塌下来了。昏厥
前听到一声坡上村要到了,立时清醒过来,坡上村有一个国际关系学院,学
院里有一栋教学楼就在门口,教学楼里有我的归宿...
下了车,不敢跑,只是平静下来慢慢走,你知道那种时候是急不得的,就像
在一个临界平衡点一样,你若加速,但它有惯性啊,它不加速,它不加速它
就掉下来了...
长吁一口气的时候,眼泪都要流下来了,庆幸没有出丑。不禁想到了今天去
看梁启超的墓地,他变法后没有被抓,可是可怜的谭嗣同,没有逃掉。那么
谁又知道他没走掉的缘故也许就是那一刻他正处于和我一样的窘迫中,那个
时候,生死都可以不顾,我就姑且大义一回吧
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好容易回来,看到熟悉的硬纸壳般插在地上的西门,莫名有一种感动,想到
历史上的许多事情,许多都可能为蝴蝶效应而来,不禁感慨:我再也不喝清
华的酸奶了。
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 黑屋
标 题: Re: 小学二年级
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Apr 13 09:10:05 2007), 站内
我的小学二年级,有一个特别年轻,特别世故的女老师,我为了帮她拿落在
办公室的红钢笔,于急跑中摔了一个大跟头,脸上留下了终身的印记,一个
小坑。我看到她让我威风的管着班里的小朋友们学习,她自己伙同几个俊俏
青年在宿舍里面打麻将,在校长巡查时我去通风报信的时候。
她的衣服每天换,有长袖飘飘的民族服装,有短得不行的短裙。
事实上,我记得最清楚的还是一个夏天的下午,一个大我一岁的女孩子,穿
着花裙子,在我们的祖国是花园的皮筋之中飞起来,少年的好奇与紧张,在
那个时候凝固了。
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发信人: janger (黯然), 信区: 黑屋
标 题: 我们系的推研介绍会
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jun 5 21:45:02 2007), 站内
电力电子的老师上来说:来我们所,一人发一台本!^^
系统的老师上台就说:来我们所,想出国就出国!底下笑
接下来的老师上台说:来我们所,包你们不想出国!=,=
最后电机的老师说:来我们所!想出国的出国,不想出国的不出国!
汗……
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发信人: janger (黯然), 信区: 黑屋
标 题: 一角钱的故事
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Jun 16 01:06:06 2007), 站内
路上走过,经过一废物回收的中年妇女处,只见舒拉猛一回头,目光直指中
年妇女脚底下的一角硬币,然后猛地冲过去捡起来,这时候就看到那个穿着
脏脏的工作服的女人一脸惊愕,随后蹬着舒拉,开始反应过来,
随后在拉锯战中,舒拉败下阵来,被凶回来, __ 、
一角钱给那个女人了。 / /▓ \
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一角钱,你还能想到什么呢? \ ▕▓ 角/
` 2005
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发信人: janger (漕渡|蓝色的大门), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: Re: 小zt成长记录(一)
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Oct 30 21:15:46 2007), 站内
呵呵,想起有一个中午,我值班。m了一个帖子后,就去干其他事情了,之后
我的室友指着joke版大笑,zt,这是不是你m的帖子,我去看说是,他就马上
翻出来一个帖子:这是那个新警察m的,这是那个新警察m的,这是那个新警
察m的,这是那个新警察m的?
!!!
在joke丢脸就算了,可是,一个宿舍的joke权威zt,如何咽得下这口气!
于是不服,回去交涉,然后我们的*******就被我拉进了joke
这教会我一个道理,遇到别人骂你的时候,你就把他拉入伙,这是最高级的
报复!
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发信人: janger (曹度|黑脸琵鹭星若是派一个款爷过来就好了), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 昨天去称体重
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Mar 30 23:40:08 2008), 站内
______ _____
(白天猪姐带我在深圳好好玩了一天,等我找到 __ / ☆ \ __ ╱ ╲
数据线把pp贴上来~) \ ╲____╱ / \// ╲___\
回来后和几个师兄师姐去吃饭,结果路过一个体 ╲________╱ │︿ ︿ │
重计,免费的,犹豫的上去了,结果就看见体重 │ · ·||| ╲_(\ ╱
计飞涨,艘艘的从70kg到了99kg,然后还在涨, ╲_(00)_╱ <_ \╲
我一下子就吓懵了,赶紧跳下来,头也不回的跑 </ |︺| \> __/ │
开了,念叨体重计坏了 │_|__|_│-╱___ │
结果回来被师兄师姐嘲笑啊,申辩了一个多小时, /╲ │ ╱  ̄︳ ╲ /
才有人告诉我,后面有一个人伸了一条咸猪腿踩 / \_/\_/ // \/
在上面…… /_____︼____//
嗜血+狂暴的砍那个人 │  ̄ ▕/
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—— janger任Joke版主和正版主时留下的一些文字。
想知道这样一个憨憨的小猪是怎样成长为威震水木的Joke大猪头
的么?删帖/封人/版衫/组织募捐/申请只读……这些看似简单的操作
背后,又有怎样认真、谨慎的斟酌和不为广大水车所知的辛苦呢……
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\╱ˉ╲/ ╲________╱
^..^ | ^..^ | │ – – │
( oo ) …… \(00)/ …… ╲_(00)_╱ ……
/\ /\ o/ \o (/ |︺| \)
\o _o/ \ / │_|__|_│
2006.8.29 ︺︺ 2007.10.10 ╲ │ ╱ 2008.10.28
\_/\_/
janger 小猪头酱酱 Joke大猪头酱酱
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寄信人: janger (tintayi)
标 题: Re: joke版主申请表(转寄)
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Jun 21 15:48:43 2006)
1.1申请人拟用ID: janger
1.4自我介绍:
喜欢读书,喜欢网球和排球,现实生活和网络世界能够很好的协调
从接触水木开始便认识joke,并且被现在身边所有人认为深受joke
的x文化“毒害”。自认为,这是真实的一个表现。
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3.1你认为Joke/MMJoke版面目前存在什么问题?(只需回答所申请版面)
我认为的是,对于新joker的原创缺乏鼓励,一众水车调侃或者沉默很容
易让第一次鼓足勇气发文的joker觉得没信心,导致许多见仁见智的joke没有
敢发至少我当初是由这样的想法的。
3.2针对上述问题,如果你是版主,将采取什么措施?
注意关注发帖的新id(排除mj),发信或者message给与适当鼓励,今后
相信会有更好的作品。虽让这个比较不好操作,但是拉下水一个是一个, 对
于壮大joke声威也是好的。
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发信人: janger (tintayi), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 面朝大水,阅过尚盈盈
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Jun 29 23:37:35 2006), 站内
从明天起,关心id和re文 xe,我也为你祝福
我在joke里,面朝大水,阅过尚盈盈 愿tooold有一个漂亮的隐身
原qz在黑屋中获得幸福
从明天起,和每一头zt通信 愿^D终成故去
告诉他们我的工作
那工作中的收获 我只愿面朝大水,阅过尚盈盈
我将告诉每一头zt
给每一个mg每一个强re建一个温暖的归宿
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发信人: janger (青苔||我说你好你说打扰), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 第一天看板体会
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Jul 10 00:07:56 2006), 站内
今晚的版面是有点沉闷,我想有可能是我的引导不够导致吧,以后会
加强。总体感觉现在有一点点感觉了,但是不知道这种感觉会不会有些偏
移,所以写出来zt们分析一下吧
1、版面控制:
我的原则是,一个不违规主题如果没有多少意思的话,re的人不多的
话我就放着晚上统一删,如果引来的水不好且多的话,我就删掉水的那些
比如今天那个情书的贴,开始觉得会不会引出一些好的东西,后来我接了
个电话回来质量很低,于是删了后面的水,要不然整版都是这个无聊的话
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题;还有那个“最郁闷的事情”那篇,从头到尾都没有意思,征询了猪姐
的意见赶紧了解了。
2、个别删文
过于直白x文和re文我都是直接删,
(这里有点疑问,对于re要删的xre,由于这些re文的引文也包含那些xx,
这些怎么办?我现在的处理是删,比如今天处理了那个“最郁闷的事情”,
中间几篇re文貌似在相互攻击,遂连带re其的文章也一并删了。)
对于刚转过来的old和不好笑的文,是删之还是稍等一回看看情况再说,
那个***的zz我是直接删了,伊貌似发文总是这样zz新闻
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另外就是一些小小的网友质疑,比如举报该标x的文章,我看那片文章虽然
x了点,但是zz的,也不好表明,就没理举报人,但也没有删他的文,因为
感觉版面影响不是很大。
3、关于封禁
请封toooold要去小黑屋的那个,我看他已经在小黑屋了,只是删文,
不予考虑封禁
又封了一次xinghe-_-,这次他又开始大水了,发信给我觉得似乎封得
太早了,我说这么水还是挺影响版面的,而且灌了不下20篇了……后来
pigdidi谜语贴,问之,说现在这个时间段水一些没关系,我突然才发现已
经快12点了……好吧,我现在在这个时间段犹豫了,该如何处理此时的情况。
总体上就这些,感觉今天删得挺多的,看看回收站,我是不是太过于严肃了?
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寄信人: janger (青苔||我说你好你说打扰)
标 题: 第二天看板
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jul 11 22:53:53 2006)
来 源: 211.151.89.26
今天感觉不那么累了,但是后来察看回收站,觉得有一篇zz文处理的不
好,原文old且不好笑兼e,骂old的人越来越多,我就先设了不可re, 后来
不知道怎么想的就给删了,作者不甚满意,我去信安抚了一下就没事了,总
结出来,我还是删old文太过于执著,那篇确实应该设成不可re的,明天我
会仔细处理的。
有个id叫做********确实loud,又喊tooold,之后又叫嚣为什么不封他,
我这时想这也太没品了,就去信告诉他换一个方式吧,结果就没音了。
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有一个id求老罗语录于版上,我搜索精华区发信告诉他了,后来觉得其
实应该发文在版上的,因为这样让别人可以看到版主是在工作的,hehe。
今天x的东西貌似很多,及时看到便删了,有些给作者去信解释了……
要不然版上的人总觉得文章一直在少,不过你可以看看回收站, 没有违规
的我一般不删的。
还是没有下刀,估计胆量还不是很足,下回要寻找典型了。
这两天的看板报告我写的琐碎一些,以后就会好了:)
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\ ╰ ─ --╯ / ║
/╲__________╱\ JOKE警署猪头转正公告 ║
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\/◥◤ ◥◤\/ 经joke警署考察, janger 在实习 ║
\__(00)__/ 期间表现优异,委任为joke老警察,特 ║
此通告:) ║
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║ ╱,.╲ ║
║ │:★;│ ║
║ 2006年8月29日 ╲__╱|\/| ║
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发信人: janger (before simpleandclean), 信区: 粥锅
标 题: 来一朵浮云
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Sep 11 22:52:55 2006), 站内
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joke回收站88888是我删的,hoho ▕, , │
︵ ︵ (00 _╱
( ) o-/ ˇ \\
╭ ╮ ( ) ︵ ︵╯0
( ︵ ╭︶╰ ︵ ( )
( ) ) ︶( ( ) ╮
╰ ) ╯ ╰ ︶╰ ╯
︶
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: Joke
标 题: JokeParty重开张,画蛋活动进行中
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Dec 31 23:02:09 2006), 站内
joke的水车们,平日被zt们砍得砍,杀得杀,是不是想认清楚这些幕后黑
手的真面孔,然后伺机报复呢?
作为潜藏在joke警署唯一的一位卧底,我决定,代表所有受苦受难的joker
们揭发他们! ︵
(嘘,我是卧底!) __ __
他们的真面目,就隐藏在JokeParty&MMJoke里! ︶ ﹀ ╲| \/-\╱\
, ,
Joke警署警探 XX(保密) \oo , /
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 猪们
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Apr 4 21:58:52 2007), 站内
刚才看了看自己以前的信件,仿佛又回到了当初刚来joke时那个温馨的时候,
无忧无虑的。
那时候天天在粥锅快乐的灌水,于是知道丢丢是一个好脾气,遂常常小跑去告
状,某某又怎么了我又怎么镇压下去啦;***在我印象里就是鹿鼎记那个瘦头
陀,id长的像,见了面也像,当时会骚扰他直到被骂回来;舒拉那时记得还
在天天丢手机吧,反正记得她在版上问来者;猪姐会画特别漂亮的小猪;还
有记得许多前zt都会来解答一些问题,比如****,****,还有****啊,挺多的。
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看到自己给网友那种认真得不得了的回信,常常都是一整页,而且措辞都是
那么的客气,有时候还会写信鼓励发文数很少的joker,欢迎他们常来,现
在想想都挺难得的。
那个时候看板特别有激情,每有新文章就会左思右想怎么处理,当时排班和
***总是挨在一起,到现在也一样,总是msg问他,虽然他常常隐身比较fz。
我想到了很多,但却只写得出这么些,现在的一切和以前都不一样了,我的
生活,学业的心态,我对人的看法,我眼中的joke,都变得太多了。joke的
猪们普遍性的越来越忙,因为在joke招不到大一大二那些还处于快乐中的孩
子了,在我之后的zt们大都是来了很快又去了,远非那时看到的id,每一个
似乎都是那么的常青
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于是,写了这么些,有些伤感,觉得自己现在的心态,不管对自己的未来,
还是对我的水木,都有些灰心。
猪们,我们找个时间聚聚吧,我想你们了。
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 版衫前期计划
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Apr 25 09:35:29 2007), 站内
看了动动做的前期计划,觉得挺好的了。这几天期中考试结束了,可以开始
工作了,呵呵
1、流程 这是动动制定的时间表 预订 5月XX日-5月XX日
征集 4月XX日-5月XX日 制作 5月XX日-6月XX日
评选 5月XX日-5月XX日 发放 6月XX日-6月XX日
2、版务
(1)JokeParty承担版衫的讨论。建议改中文名,比如:Joke要做版衫啦
(2)召集版衫志愿者,这个工作可以同时开始,主要工作包括:各地发放
组,版衫制作组等(内容待定)
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(3)在招募一定志愿者之后,可以暂时申请一个会议室,不建议用粥锅,毕
竟粥锅这时候还要承担joke版务会议室。
3、宣传
(1)系统热点:突出版衫简单醒目就好;活动热点:joke要做版衫啦
(2)qmd:joke要做版衫啦,和志愿者qmd
(3)版面宣传:
进版,初期征集的时候可以随意,比如*****前几天做的,如果版衫图案
确定了的话就可以做一个进版模版,留一块空白做通知就好了
置地,joke个系列都做一下宣传,问问特快愿不愿意帮忙宣传一下
这是大概这十几天要做的事情了。最累的就是美工了,呵呵,加油~。等
版衫都订下来了,再做剩下的计划吧。
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: Re: 征版衫马上截止了,快想办法
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed May 9 18:55:54 2007), 站内
延迟时间吧,版车热情不高,可能与jokeparty的人气不高有关,干脆就把
已经在party的文章转贴到joke,先暂时把joke附件功能打开
好像有一个关于web美工的版,去那里征稿估计会有一些作品,然后主动联
系一些id来做吧,这个我试着去做一下吧
还是需要美工mm做一个大的进站热点,再宣传一次吧,是那种一屏的……
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发信人: janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: Joke
标 题: [警务]2007年Joke版衫征集继续进行
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat May 12 19:17:46 2007), 站内
Joke要做版衫啦!
版衫作品可以同时在Joke和Jokeparty提交
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Joke警署 猪准字 [新水]20070511号
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2007年Joke版版衫征集和志愿者招募继续进行中...
为使版衫征集顺利进行,警署暂时开通Joke版附件功能,今后版衫
创意提交可以在Joke版进行,JokeParty分局在版衫制作期间职能不变。
版衫设计建议:
1、这是一件水木Joke版衫
2、欢迎使用Joke各种经典元素,如tooold,黄花鱼等
4、同时欢迎ascii特色的版衫
5、设计时请考虑到版衫印刷效果会和设计图有一定的差异
6、以往版衫图样请参考Joke精华区x-7-2-7
版衫征集工作将在5月结束,期间在Joke版提交的版衫作品将视同
原创作品受Joke版规保护。 __
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2007年Joke版衫制作,真诚欢迎您的参与。 │:★;│
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发信人:janger (丢失的,不再来,不再忆,不再伤), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 版衫征稿初步总结
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu May 24 10:59:36 2007), 站内
建议各zt去joke-x-7-2-10-6看看一下我初步选的,没有入选的在joke的文
摘区中,那些确实不太合适……
初步的评价是:(略)
总体上说,接下来的任务时mail这些id做出完整的版本,包括正面、back、
袖标、黑白两种款型,
进度慢,我确实没看到一个满意的,但愿通过这轮修改能做得好些:)
bless版衫
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发信人: janger (黯然), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 今天版衫跑腿报告
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Jun 16 22:30:11 2007), 站内
和****跑了三天的小腿,下午总算把**那边的事情定下来了,周一就可以拿
到样衫了~
定下来的方案是:小黑屋(黑)梨花体(白)飞猪(白)
现在要做的事情是,我分配一下任务,如果不能做的话就告诉我吧
(略)
暂时就这些了,我知道大家现在都很忙,但是我们这些猪往一处拱那么一
下,什么事情都会做好的,加油,joke版衫!
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发信人: janger (黯然), 信区: Joke
标 题: Joke2007版衫最终稿
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Jun 17 00:38:14 2007), 站内
今天,joke版衫定稿了,根据最终投票结果和印刷方面的综合考虑,
Joke2007版衫决定采用三个方案,分别是:小黑屋版,梨花体版和飞猪版。
小黑屋版
网友biancr设计。此方案前面为一道光束照在一面斑驳的墙上,后面为黑暗
的两双眼睛。此方案和最初稿有一定变化,整体上比之前简洁。参考印刷方
面的意见,前襟的墙做了色块化的修改。
梨花体版
网友biancr设计。此方案前面和后面均为一首梨花体的诗搭配
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飞猪版
网友orange2951设计。此方案前面为一个小人骑着一头飞猪,旁边漂浮着
joke的X,E,Y,O等元素,后面为一只可爱的小猪。注意这版的id是印在背
面,如效果图上orange295的位置,字体如图。
以上方案均和投票稿件有区别,这是在投票之后参考大家的意见和版衫
印制的实际效果之后综合确定的。Joke警署真诚感谢网友biancr和orange2951
以及众多joke网友的参与和设计!
版衫会在6月18日开始征订,到时会有专门的征订页面供joker们使用。
详细的订购息会在那一天公布。
joke警署
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发信人: janger (曹度), 信区: Joke
标 题: [版衫]版衫开始付印
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jul 3 19:46:51 2007), 站内
目前版衫合同已经签妥,截止于7月2日的收费情况,尚余约100件衣服
没有交费,其中包括7月2日之后汇款但版主尚未核查确认和尚未以任何方式
交款的网友。由于许多订购版衫的网友面临7月离京的情况,所以Joke版务
组决定先把已经交费的订单付印,剩余的我们仍然接受网银收费,但是需要
等到第二批再做。
第一批版衫发放时间:
如果制作商能够按照合同交货,我们将会在7月10日取到500件版衫,其
中大多数是未印id的,在7月15日能取到所有衣服。
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第二批合同会在7月6日签订,估计发放时间会和第一批相差不多,届时
请随时关注版面通知。
由于joke版衫量较大以及制作商方面的原因,我们在现金交费时所说的
7月初能领到版衫的承诺无法兑现,对于这个失误,我向所有订购版衫的Joke
网友表示道歉。由于领取版衫时间较晚,许多不邮寄版衫的网友可能在外地
无法取到版衫,对此,请您及时联系版衫专用id:JokeTshirts,告知版务组
您将采取什么样的领取方式。可以选择寄存版衫在版主这里待回京再取,也
可以选择邮寄。
版衫所有账目信息将在版衫收费截止时公布。
Joke警署
2007年7月3日晚8点
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发信人: janger (尘埃里开出花来), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 我和版衫
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Jul 16 22:00:11 2007), 站内
这一个月,我最操心的事情,就是版衫和期末考试,在推研前最后一次的还
计学分积的考试里,我不想放弃,同样不放弃的是joke的版衫。
我从没有想到要放弃,压根就没有,我从小就是做一件事情,就要做完,不
管最后是否足够好,就像这次的joke版衫,我想不会有多少人说好,但是,
我竟然要做完了,我会很累的笑起来。
我不会想joke的版衫对我有多少意义,锻炼组织能力?锻炼数钱技术?我不
需要这些。可是做下去,我也在茫茫中想,我是不是走偏了。
后来我渐渐就不想这些了,只要我自己肯定自己就行了,我在乎别人做什么
呢,所谓内心是要强悍起来——这不过是网上的虚拟社会。
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发信人: SYSOP (System Operator), 信区: Announce
标 题: [公告] 正版主管理组人员调整
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Oct 10 18:26:13 2007), 站内
Joke 版正版主 pigdidi 任满卸任。
经 pigdidi 提名,任命 janger 为 Joke 版正版主;
衷心感谢 pigdidi 在任职期间为本站所做出的贡献。
目前正版主管理组成员如下:
组 长:yanxiaoxing
副组长:sophiee
组 员:charleswang conansung Fates feuvan janger kittyhawk
linkin theonlyone unilove vivi5370 wmbjcn yanxiaoxing
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发信人: janger (漕渡|强悍在一次一次跌倒之后), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 策划
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Dec 26 10:27:18 2007), 站内
以下,是我和几个zt商量的一个策划案,建议这里的众位zt认真考虑回
复一下这个帖子吧~
简单说一下这个系列活动,就是版务组出面挖坑,然后由水车填这个坑,
活动运转周期初步定为2周,打算每一次的活动均有前期宣传和后期总结。
这个坑呢,能够做为joke的特色活动,同事能给Joke一些深刻的东西在里面。
坑的选材和切入角是这个活动的关键。坑可以是社会时事(正龙拍虎),
可以是水木orJoke的新闻,也可以结合节日时令。切入的视角是重点,如何
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去用joke的观点来发掘这个坑,比如正龙排虎这个事情,我们可以引导水车
走鲜澄多的路线去重述这个故事,比如新年可以做一个自嘲2007的回顾性征
文,比如四月一日来一个吹牛比赛
我看过一篇文章,让我产生了这个想法:一个死刑犯计划在赴刑前给他
的行刑官讲一个笑话,于是他在网上征集,很多人给了他回复,最后死刑犯
采用了其中的一个告诉行刑官:你给我自由吧。
看过之后,想到了要做这个活动。我简单的希望能让这个活动,让Joke
有些很有益的讨论。其实Joke每天提供的帖子也足够让水车们发挥其创造力,
去延伸或解构这些帖子,但一次彻底的讨论毕竟太难得,就像关机山,免费
粥在joke的发生率一样。所以我想以管理者的便利,去选中一些题材,让其
能够真正发挥其具有的讨论价值。
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我想过这样的活动放到Joke来,难免有一些偏题的时候。这一年的roseven
生病这个事件,水车的反响在joke我们有目共睹,这让joke有了一种普遍的
温暖。于是我有了新的思路,Joke是一个大Joke,不必局限于一种小快乐之中。
以上,是这个活动的原因和大概流程。
具体到活动,比如活动命名,比如组织者,比如题材的来源,我简单想了
一下,因为还要看看大伙儿的意见和态度嘛
命名,便便提议“笑不出来”,或者有这个意思的词;我的提议是“警
坑”(便于置底……同时警字也有双重意义吧)
组织者:打算吸纳新来的zt,加几个老zt成了一个编辑组
题材来源:xeyo征集,小黑屋征集
然后如果要搞的话,争取能在月底做出来第一期的策划,新年来做
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发信人: roseven (小老虎)给我信任,给你幸福), 信区: NewExpress
标 题: 各位朋友,恐怕暂时要说告别了
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Jul 23 16:24:19 2007), 站内
各位朋友,很不幸的,恐怕我要暂时告别大家了。我刚才去了医院,医
生让我立刻住院。我之所以说暂时,是因为我的心里怀着悲哀的侥幸,希望
我侥幸能够回来,以后能够和正常人一样的工作和生活,然而这一切对我来
说都不再确定了。
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发信人: janger (尘埃里开出花来), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 我看到斯文兄
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Jul 28 20:33:29 2007), 站内
看到他很瘦的样子,很开朗,很风趣,大家在那都很开心,他还拉我和一个
漂亮的小护士速配。
我和他的父母说,如果结果不好需要换骨髓,就打电话给我,我来组织捐钱,
他们很感谢说好。
大夫说还要做一次骨穿,所以还很难说现在病情走势。
晚上我上不了多长网,明天我在joke发一个说明吧,表达他父母对水木joke
网友的感谢。
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小f姐陪我去看的斯文兄,也带我中午去逛了一下锦里吃小吃,谢谢你啦。
晚上他的女朋友就到成都了,之后他应该会好过很多吧,我下周若还能
去成都,再去看他。
他很瘦,脸色很白,但是精神很好,bless
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发信人: janger (漕渡|没有小仓吃剩,只好吃粥到圆满), 信区: People
标 题: 推荐 Joke版roseven为“2007水木年度风云人物”候选人
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Dec 9 00:52:35 2007), 站内
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Joke版版主janger推荐 roseven 为“2007水木年度风云人物”
推荐理由如下:
roseven在病中依然记挂着Joke所有的网友。他面对病魔乐观的心态,给Joke
带来了深深的暖意,感染了众多的网友。他用实际的行动告诉我们,生命中
再难跨过的沟壑,笑起来,沟壑也只是我们微微上扬的嘴角。
我对此位风云人物候选人的评价:
roseven是一位勇士,他的武器是无所不在的幽默,他的信念是永不褪色的
幽默。我谨代表Joke版务组真诚推荐roseven,并祝这位勇士早日康复!
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发信人: janger (漕渡|强悍在一次一次跌倒之后), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 问了一下斯文的情况
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Jan 6 22:36:25 2008), 站内
他现在这个病就是慢性病,基本无生命危险。
钱的事情我侧面了解了一下,不到手术就还能应付得起;一到手术估计
就够呛。 现在的状况还不到那一步。
大家看看呢?
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发信人: janger (漕渡|强悍在一次一次跌倒之后), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 打算开设 roseven/罗思文 版
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Jan 12 10:51:17 2008), 站内
和****还有****商量了一下,觉得现在的情况joke申请开设这个版面也有
一定的意义和价值,毕竟主版上已经有很多的话题了,引导一下也有必要。
版面名称暂定为 roseven/罗思文 ,暂时性公开版面吧,放在Jokeworld目
录下
以前我和*****做过他的joke和小黑屋全集,精华区直接就可以复制过去的
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发信人: janger (漕渡|强悍在一次一次跌倒之后), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: roseven版的一些说明
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Jan 22 18:13:25 2008), 站内
这个版前身是jokeparty,现在暂时更名为roseven半面,以后回在合适的时
候更改过来。
同时,这是joke的附属版面,各位joke系的斑竹要记得这样宣传。
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发信人: janger (漕渡|强悍在一次一次跌倒之后), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 说说roseven的事情
发信站: 水木社区 (Sat Jan 26 23:12:53 2008), 站内
我下午坐在暖气边使劲的想啊,这个事情我们一定要做,joke一定要做这个
捐款,不为别的,为在论坛这份感情。但是这钱,如果从joke来娟,能有
5万我都觉得不容易了,杯水车薪毫无用处,想募集到稍微多一些的资金,
我觉得只有从整个站点来宣传,才会有些希望。
我想如果能够做一些实在的事情,来帮助一个生命,在我看来,是一件无比
高尚的事情。
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发信人: janger (漕渡|强悍在一次一次跌倒之后), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 决定成立roseven募捐小组
发信站: 水木社区 (Sun Jan 27 01:14:22 2008), 站内
26日我和roseven父亲联系了一下,现在他的状况是等待骨髓移植,而手术
费用将达到四五十万元,他家是工薪阶层,无法筹到那么多钱,所以我们的
募捐行动是势在必行了。
由于募捐这个事情确实不好办,所以这里和所有的zt通一下气,大家共同商
量这个事情,来帮助斯文,joke的roseven。
目前的我们已经做的一些事情有:
更名jokeparty为roseven版,作为网友讨论之地,
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[接上页]
这次募捐是由joke来主持的,所以版务组是这次募捐的主要力量,但是考虑
情,到日常版务还要同时进行,所以我想还是成立一个专门的小组来负责这
件事小组也会包括非版务组的人,尤其是老zt们,都来为斯文做点事情吧。
所以,z们有时间和精力来做这件事情的都来和我报名或者直接re文,我想
始终咱们joke的z还是热心的!
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发信人: janger (漕渡|强悍在一次一次跌倒之后), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 报道
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Feb 19 19:52:49 2008), 站内
roseven捐款的事情,我打算成立一个捐款小组,以joke的名义,这个小组
包括这一久一直在忙活的几个思文的老朋友,所以现在的情况这样来处理,
如果你有时间来做捐款,那么找我报名,没有的话那把版务处理好就行了,
平时出谋划策好了,毕竟每个人都有自己的事情,我也理解。
其实形式上的东西真的没有啥意思,我们不是普通的水车,尤其是在roseven
的事情上,我们在某种程度上可以决定思文是否有钱来做手术,想到这里,
我觉得这个担子我真没心思再去旁顾水木。joke是个大家子,这么多人聚在
这里,困难的时候有力出力,没力就看好警园子,我想一个月我们一定能筹
到很多钱的。
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发信人: janger (曹度|祝福roseven), 信区: Joke
标 题: [专辑] 我叫roseven
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Mar 19 10:08:51 2008), 站内
Joke警署真诚感谢您对roseven的关心和支持!让我们一起祝福roseven,
一起为roseven加油!
我们期待roseven尽快健康地回到我们的身边,分享他人生路上那还未写
完的笑话,分享奋斗征途中即将展开的精彩故事精彩人生!
关于发起向水木网友roseven爱心救助倡议
Joke版务组
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由于水木知名网友 roseven 身患重病,必须进行骨髓移植手术,手术需要大量资
金。考虑到众多网友对他的热心关怀,Joke版务组决定成立“roseven快回来”爱心救
助小组,并联合NewExpress版务组,组织面向全水木网友的爱心求助活动。
本次活动由北京华炜律师事务所执业律师周明负责法律事务,Joke版务组“roseven
快回来”爱心救助小组负责爱心救助具体事宜,Joke附属版面 Roseven/罗思文 版作为
相关讨论版面,水木ID JokeFund 做为相关专用id。
以下为爱心救助相关内容和证明,请telnet用户按space查看。
roseven爱心救助活动截止和致谢公告
Joke版务组
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按照和网友roseven签订的协议书,在Joke版进行为期一个月的爱心救助活动
(3月19日-4月18日)现在截止。从公告发出时刻起,爱心救助小组暂不再接受募
款。(对于仍然有意愿募捐的网友,请自行联系roseven)
本次募捐共募得人民币79951.49元,美元2070.41元,折合为人民币总额约为
9万4千余元。按照之前签订的募款使用说明:
“除去募款各项成本开支,所有款项将用于roseven的相关治疗和骨髓移植手术”
因此按照协议,所得募款将用于roseven的相关治疗。目前爱心救助小组正在
进行roseven治疗费用报销审核,费用支付情况会在Roseven版进行公示。
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发信人: roseven (罗思文|酱酱你他妈怎么搞的?!), 信区: Joke
标 题: 今天才知道janger走了
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Jun 5 11:30:22 2009), 站内
……
然后我还没出院,酱酱就回校了。接着他做了大版主,开始操心我治
疗费用的问题。而我只需要躺在床上享受他和其他朋友的服务。到现在我
都还没给他说一句谢谢,因为我也是一个羞怯的宅宅,羞于表达自己的情
感!总推脱的想时间还很多,还有机会。酱酱你他妈怎么搞的,你给我一
个说谢谢的机会呀!!!
下周一我将再出发,我不是为了我一个人而活下去。所以酱酱,请你
祝福我吧!无论你在哪里,我都承荷着你们的目光,你们的期望!
酱酱,谢谢你,并且,对不起。请你祝福我吧。
加油罗思文! Joke等你回来! _ _
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▕ ▕ ▕ ▏ ╱ ╲ ▏ / ▕ ╱ ╲ \ \ / /╱ ╲ / \/ ╲
\ \╱ ╱ / /╲ \\ ╲╱/ ╮ \ \ \ / // ╮ \\ ︵ ▏
▕ _ ╲▕ ▕ ▕ ▕ ╲ ╲▏/╲_╱ \ \/ / ▏/╲_╱ ▏/ \ ▏
▕ ╱ ╲ ╲\ \╱ /╱ \ ▕\ ╲__︵ \ / \ ╲__︵ ▏\ ▕ \
▕ / \ )╲___╱ ╲___╱ ╲___╱ \ / ╲___╱ \ )▕ )
︶ ︶ ︶ ︶ ︶
JOKE@NewSMTH
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.·゜ ·.
。 .
. .·゜ 。 。
。 . ) . 。
. . ( ) · 2008年5月12日14时28分
. · ) \ 。
. 。 ( ( ) . 。 四川汶川发生里氏8.0级大地震
。 .╰ \︵ . 。
゜ ╭﹀' ╰╮ Joke版在20日至21日版面只读
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(_ │ 灾难面前,幽默有度
│ │ no joke、no blame、no rumor until rescued
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发信人: janger (曹度|祝福四川), 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 我倾向于只读到21号,版名:微笑会再来——挺住!四川!
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon May 19 23:13:09 2008), 站内
配合改一下版面中文名:微笑会再来——挺住!四川!
Joke是一个较大的版面,这几天版面得笑话没什么意义,既不如平常的有
趣,又没有灾难来时应该有的温情,所以不如只读,也能更大程度的表达
我们的一种态度。
Joke版暂时只读公告
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我们为所有在四川汶川大地震遇难同胞致哀
Joke版在20日至21日版面只读
同时变更中文版名:挺住!四川!
愿逝者安息,生者平安
微笑正在不息的生命里孕育
Joke @ newsmth
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水木社区 (Tue Oct 28 14:49:17 2008)
╔════════════════════════╗
║ ║
║ ☆ 通 告 ☆ ║
║ ║
║ ☆ Joke 版 正版主 janger: ☆ ║
║ ║
║ ☆ 您 已 任 满 卸 任 ☆ ║
║ ║
║ ☆ 感 谢 您 在 职 期 间 的 辛 勤 劳 动 ☆ ║
║ ║
║ ☆ 并祝学习、工作顺利 ☆ ║
║ 正版主管理组 ║
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◆ 粥客致酱
—— Joke的版友和版务组写给酱酱的话。
在那些温情脉脉的话语中所流淌的悲伤、不舍、惋惜、遗憾中,
酱酱的形象逐渐清晰了起来,无论是别人眼里的,亦或自己眼里的
倘若泪水可以唤回他,那酱酱肯定早就成了一只九命酱妖回到
我们身边憨憨的蹦跶,可是他的的确确走了,而生活还需要继续……
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我真的希望今早过来,看到奇迹。或者说,昨夜只是个奇异的梦罢了。
一时间伤心难抑,跑到joke,又看到星河公布的信件,第一封便讲三年前他
初次上任的那一天,
“今天我上任了... ...
什么都还没有做过”
眼前立时浮现一个大二年级的孩子,小心谨慎认真的样子。
不顾身边众人目光,趴到桌上便哭起来。
虽然素不相识,素未谋面,也允许我,掬一捧离别的泪。
但也许,某天,会在某个地方,相见。
—— aandz (Jun 2 21:08:01 2009)
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知道janger,是从他热心为roseven的捐款忙里忙外开始。
默默关注。
默默祝福。
默默敬仰。
而现在,只能坐在这里,默默为你,janger祈福,愿你在天堂,开心快乐。
你遗留下来的一切,会有无数个janger替你完成,放心。
—— babie55(Jun 2 23:22:46 2009)
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有一天闲聊,我说现在很多水车一直抱怨joke特快化的问题
酱酱很不屑地说:“说Joke特快化,其实是对全站Joke化的无奈反击~”
那一瞬间,酱酱的形象在我心中无比高大
不过话虽如此,酱酱还是很认真的想了对策,并跟我聊了聊关于警坑的想法
也就是酱酱的一些想法,让我始终没觉得他还是个86年的孩子
很快我们开始策划,推出第一期警坑……
一直无法忘记酱策划警坑时的那种认真和期待,从他身上我学到了一份责任
就像第一次我婉拒接任大zt时他答复说:“sigh,我能理解,我知道你和我
一样都是有责任心的人”
酱猪一路走好,我们会带着你的责任在Joke继续挖坑
—— biancr (Jun 2 10:21:36 2009)
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It's NOT a joke
酱哥的突然辞世,已经是确认的事实,
虽然我们都希望只是一个Joke......
我这么说没别的意思,只是希望不要有人拿此事过分调侃。
毕竟先逝为长。
—— bein9 (Jun 2 10:34:36 2009)
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我一直很犹豫要不要写这个
脑袋空空的,很多东西失踪了
我不知道能写什么
写你给我的第一封邮件,还是怯生生地咨询joke版务,转眼间就变成众人敬
仰的大猪头么? ……
写我在门外望着望不见的你,用手机放了丁香花给你听,于是,你敲了敲门
外的铁床跟我打招呼么?
你听到了对不对。对不对。
你一定还是温和地笑着的。天堂很好。不要想我们。
—— crowyue (Jun 3 10:46:02 2009)
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心里面只想起来两句话,一句现实的,一句网络的。
“尤记聚散无君日,耳畔轻唱毕业歌。”
“可以鼓盆,笑对扇坟,但,那样的豁达却根本无减于真正的悲伤。”
这两句话原本是写给不同的人,但,现在,我想把它们送给酱酱。
Joke这个大家庭,原本是有很多次这样的那样的碰面,但,我们都错过了。
聚聚散散,我没有见过你。
有着这样心态的你,治理出这样Joke版的你,那篇2009年3月博文里面的你……
或许不想看到我们哀默的样子?
但,纵令我们真的习惯了old,也习惯了在生活中寻找欢乐般豁达,
却仍无法面对这样真正的悲伤呐!
—— Dio (Jun 1 20:11:50 2009)
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虽素不相识,衷祝janger天堂安息,其父母亲戚节哀顺变
虽然不认识,从帖子来看,janger必是个青年才俊,
好人一生平安,只是一个主观的祝愿。
祝janger安息,也希望给我们敲响警钟,保证健康。
—— eboy (Jun 2 21:29:13 2009)
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总有一个发泄的地方
……
然后打开QQ,然后在群里想说说.
看到猪姐发的消息,我都惊了.真不相信.也不想相信.这个怎么可能呢
然后就楞到现在....
—— iseva (Jun 1 21:53:27 2009)
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没料想这个期限到得如此之快之突然之无常。突如其来的病魔瞬时夺走了如
花的生命,在初夏,在二十三岁后不到三个月。
一切不甘心不愿意不相信不接受都不得不离我们远去,欲哭无泪,欲文无言。
宛在水中央漕渡,
犹在天际外逡巡。
酱酱,我们想你
猗嗟昌兮,温而润兮。抑若扬兮,美言扬兮。巧若拙兮,文则臧兮
猗嗟名兮,美文精兮,粥既成兮。伏案夜昼,理警署兮,展我酱兮
猗嗟憨兮,淳厚朴兮。言则粥兮,语则乐兮。恨无常兮,妒英华兮
—— l0010l (Jun 2 15:27:04 2009)
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素未谋面,那一张照片上的羞涩微笑却可能成为了永远
你的签名档停留在“哪也不去”
没错,你真的哪儿也没去
因为,it's just a journey,isn't it?
Don't be so sad...
—— mmzt (Jun 1 19:47:52 2009)
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不知道和你说什么好
看到这篇文章
先转过来了
但愿只是a place nearby
你丫还欠了我好多事情
你还说过下次要来吃我的生日蛋糕的。。。
—— NotBusy (Jun 3 00:37:05 2009)
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下午从西主楼出来,阳光依旧很灿烂,草坪绿得亮眼。我看着身边来
来往往的年轻的身影,鲜亮的色彩,总有种错觉,仿佛酱酱就在他们之中,
下一刻就会蹦出来跟我打招呼。
在很长一段时间都很恍惚,宁可相信这是一个joke或是一个噩梦,而
酱酱还是执着地宽厚地善良地活在这个世界的某一个地方,只是跟我没有
太多交集而已。之后翻看站内信,看酱酱发过的帖子,看他写的博客,后
悔没有早点为他做些什么。可失去之后的后悔,却终究是没什么用了。
只是见他不过几面、了解也并不多的我都已因为他的离去而难过到这
样的地步,我想那些深爱他的人正在经历的悲伤和痛苦,是无法想象的吧。
—— PattyX (Jun 3 22:36:13 2009)
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事情发生之后,看了很多回忆文字,仿佛才初识酱,发现我对他的印象仅仅
停留在表面而已,他是个厚道的人,有想法的人,负责任的版主,而在更多
的人心目里,他是知交好友,是好哥们,是值得佩服的人。在追悼会隔壁的
会议室里,看了打印出来的酱的生前文字,也得说,他的文笔很好。然而这
一切,都要做古了。在我还没来得及去了解他的时候。
追悼会后回家一路,仍然很恍惚,阳光已经不那么毒辣了,由炽热变成了温
暖的感觉。见到了很多朋友,总会有这样的感觉。突然觉得,也不那么地悲
伤了。酱的离去,或许是一个警钟,让我们警醒,要对自己、对亲人、对朋
友更关爱,至少,要对自己好一点,时刻都小心谨慎,为了不让爱自己的人
伤心。在这么近地触碰过死亡这件事之后,生者都更加热爱生命。
—— VampireJax (Jun 3 20:03:10 2009)
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没想到今早开电脑习惯性的看十大,开始是怀疑性的笑笑,笑这个笑话开大了,
现在再看我还是宁愿相信这是一个笑话,我们真的不愿接受这个现实.很难受
很难受.
愿janger在天堂也是那么乐观,那么阳光,那么诙谐,我不知在说什么了,谨以
此文祭奠曾经的相识,乐趣.
祝天堂里也充满快乐欢笑!
—— xi7 (Jun 2 12:56:27 2009)
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唉
不知道该说点什么,能说点什么
其实不算相熟,只是某版聚的时候见过一次
为什么某些叽喳乱叫的sb就能活的鸡飞狗跳的
这么好的孩子偏偏就没了
贼老天!
可怜他家里……
可怜……
—— xiaoheiwu (Jun 1 22:53:30 2009)
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也很多次的想直接过去推门吓唬你一下
又想万一你很忙怎么办
然后说,下次吧
下次的下次的下次。。。
我却终于没有去推你的门
错过n次
难道我们真的只能在天堂再见了吗?
思绪很乱,现在我只能捧着照片来追思你的音容笑貌
愿你在天堂一路走好,那里一定是一个和平、温暖、祥和的地方
等到我们去找你的那天,你一定会张开双手,用你那温暖的微笑来
迎接我们的吧
—— yoo (Jun 2 10:55:19 2009)
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关于酱酱的记忆其实很少,因为我们说真的一点也不熟。
如今剩下的就两封信件,是去年地震时,我问酱酱要我一篇被删除的帖子。
酱酱那么耐心那么温和……
亲爱的酱酱,你知道么,你留给我的记忆这么少,可是我已经因为你哭了一
个上午了。
—— yunzhengxw (Jun 2 13:37:39 2009)
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从酱酱追悼会回来两个多小时了
去的时候一直很平静
留言的时候也很平静 小狼说我身边的人正在一个一个
但是到了灵堂(313) 非正常的死亡
看到了酱酱的遗像 我狡辩说都不是我身边的
看到了酱酱憨厚的笑 前些日子的是一面之缘的人
看到曹度水中央 酱酱是在深圳的人
眼泪一下就止不住了 下午又有工程热的副研究员遇难
不敢看那个ppt 就在我们隔壁
跑到外面任泪留着 那是我不认识的人
回来的路上 这是最后一个
看着天上的云 一定的
彷佛看到了酱酱的笑容
—— yutourr (Jun 3 17:59:14 2009)
-----===== 本日十大热门话题 =====-----
第 1 名 信区 : Joke 【Jun 2 23:40:46 】1276 人 biancr
标题 : 愿janger在天堂安息 (转载)
第 2 名 信区 : DEEAET.THU 【Jun 2 23:40:09 】 401 人 wisdompeak
标题 : 祝janger在天堂安息
第 3 名 信区 : MyPhoto 【Jun 2 23:26:40 】 281 人 xiaofeizi
标题 : 闺蜜照片,新鲜出炉
第 4 名 信区 : Beauty 【Jun 2 23:39:13 】 251 人 airylea
标题 : 12年过去了
第 5 名 信区 : Picture 【Jun 2 23:38:11 】 176 人 yurnero
标题 : 志玲mm好pp。。。
第 6 名 信区 : PieLove 【Jun 2 22:32:45 】 150 人 Sunshinewaa
标题 : 代清华ppmm征GG
第 7 名 信区 : Love 【Jun 2 23:25:31 】 128 人 Shirey
标题 : 又到毕业时——毕业时说分手,五年之后还是朋友。
第 8 名 信区 : PocketLife 【Jun 2 22:45:55 】 121 人 Koba
标题 : 智能手机讲座第五讲——我们用黑莓—BlackBerry
第 9 名 信区 : Football 【Jun 2 23:37:25 】 117 人 nnnk
标题 : 当年看过2:4对阵波斯的,还有谁
第 10 名 信区 : WorldSoccer 【Jun 2 23:02:46 】 108 人 cswong
标题 : 马尔蒂尼,内德维德,费戈谁历史地位高
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◆ 酱猪轶事
—— janger的同学和朋友们所回忆的关于他的趣事
SPACE
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之一:就是你了! _________________________________________________________
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│ | 就是你了!| ╭ ︵ │
│ |____ ____| ( 好险 ) │
│ ╲| ______ ___ ___ ︶ ノ │
│ __ / \ __ \╱ˉ╲/ ○ │
│ \ ╲____╱ / | > < | o ___ ___ │
│ ╲________╱ \(00)/ \╱ ╲/ │
│ __________ │ │ ___ o/ \o _____________ ︵|︿ ︿│ ___ │
│ ╲______╱_ \ / ( >(00)╱ │
│ / \╱ ︺︺ ︶o/ ︶ \o │
│ ▕_╲ │ \ / │
│ ↗ ╲_9__╱ ︺︺ │
│ __/_ \_ \_/ │
│ 酱 \_) 酱core逮人做月刊从来不说废话。 │
│ 这一招的升级版是“下个月的月刊就是你了!”│
│ 防不胜防... │
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之二:joke特快化 ________________________________________________________
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│ ________________________ │
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│ | 说Joke特快化,其实是对 | │
│ | 全站Joke化的无奈反击 | │
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│ ╲| ______ │
│ __ / ☆ \ __ │
│ \ ╲____╱ / ____ 摇手指的酱 │
│ ╲________╱ __/_ │
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│ __________________ (/ |︺ (_)) _____________________________________ │
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│ \_/\_/ 后来,便core说道: │
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│ “那一瞬间,酱酱的形象在我心中无比高大”│
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之三:嘴唇贴胶布的酱猪 __________________________________________________
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│ ______ |╱ _____________________ │
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│ ___ ___ \ ╲____╱ / |彼唇有膏药者,酱也...| │
│ \╱ˉ╲/ ╲________╱ |__________ _________| │
│ / ︿︿ \ │ – – │ \| │
│ ╲_(00)_╱ ╲_(00×╱ _____ _____ │
│ /o \o /╲ _\ ╱ /\| \ ╲ │
│ \/ ̄︶ ̄﹨_ __ _│ / ̄︶ ̄\ ___ │/ /_│ │\ │ │
│  ̄<_ joke _| ╱╱ <╱joke\_> ╱| _____________│| / \ /` | | │_│
│ ____| | ╱╱______ | |_╱╱| __\_/___╱ ╲_| |│ │
│ ____| || |________ |____|_╱ | ╲ ╲/ ╲ ╱ |___│ │
│ |_____|| | | | )`  ̄|____| │
│ | | | │ ︶ │ │ 〉 │
│ 酱猪骑车摔成了香肠嘴,不得已在嘴唇上贴了几块胶布 /______\ │_|_| │
│ 一时在警署间传为笑谈... ︺ ︺ ︺︺ │
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之四:压坏床板 __________________________________________________________
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│ | | |╲ ╲____ │
│ | |▕ ̄o ︵︳︳╲ │
│ | | __o : \/ \ │
│ | | |╱ ︶︹___\/_________________ │
│ | | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄______________________ │
│ | | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \/ │
│ _________ |_| ____________╯) ________________________________ │
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│ 据说... │
│ 酱猪曾经压坏过宿舍的床板 │
│ 还赔了钱... │
│ 同样,在警署间传为笑谈... │
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之五:怨念的酸奶_________________________________________________________
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│ 珊:你想,丢吃的总比丢了行李好啊, _ ︵_/\╱ \/ │
│ 毕竟吃的还是没有人在乎的。 〔 / ︳ > <|、 │
│ 〔_╱ˋo"_00)ヽ │
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│ /\ /\╱^\/ ╱__ * | \ ┗━━━━━┛ │
│ |│ ︳~, ,| |/,,╲︳| \ \ / │
│ \ |│ ╲_ oo) /"\_ _/"\| / \ │
│ │/\╱~/\| /╰:╯\ | | ┃ <YOGURT> ┃ │
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│ __/_ 酱: 我告诉你, ▕▍ │
│ ↙ \_) 那个呢,就是卫星 ◢◤ │
│ * 卫星就是一闪一闪的  ̄ │
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│ --︿ - ┐│- --╯ │
│ |亩亩田 | ︳目目| │
│ |田田田 | ▏目 / │
│ | 田田│ │ 目 | ___ ___ ___ │
│ | 田 │ || | \╱ˉ╲/ ╱ ╲ │
│ ▕ 田|田 ︳ ▏|| | | (\ \ /│
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│ ‥‵╲ , 。 | 6 ) <______> " │
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│ 标准答案:塔吊上的灯!你答对了么? ︺ ︺ ︺︺ │
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│ ╲\ __ / ☆ \ __ ╱ ╲ │
│ \ ╲____╱ / \// ╲___\ │
│ ╲________╱ │︿ ︿ │ │
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│ ╲_(00)_╱ <_ \╲ │
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│ ____________________________ │_|__|_│-╱___ │ _______________ │
│ /╲ │ ╱  ̄︳ ╲ / │
│ / \_/\_/ // \/ │
│ /_____︼____// │
│ │  ̄ ▕/ │
│ 酱猪有一次称体重的时候  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ │
│ 室友使坏在后面加了一只脚 │
│ 他还一本正经地跟大家解释说体重秤坏掉了 │
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╲____ (OO) /)
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/ ╱ \ ╱╱ ̄ ̄╲\ ╱ (/ so...it's just a journey...
| | | ╱ / ̄ ̄\ \ ╱ / ̄
_╲_\__/|/ | ___︿ \ /
╱ \ ╱ | <______| │ / ...to somewhere...
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︳ | ¦︳ \ ╲ ╲_ 再见,酱猪头
| | ¦︳│_ ̄\--,╲ \>
│\ ︳ <>︳ ____/-/︺ \\\ 装上我们的祝福出发吧!
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(00__╱酱粥刊 未完·待续……
Sender: biancr eat a plum and become a superman, message area: Joke
Title: Joke May Special Issue Sauce and Porridge
Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Jun 23 09:05:02 2009 , within the station
Sauce and porridge janger@Joke special issue
Dear friends
; ,
; At this moment, let us review the past journey together
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o 00 Looking back at the bits and pieces that janger left for us
,o
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janger Cao Du Sisi cherishes it and cannot keep them and the university. Go to the website [3095] Post [8238]
Last visited this site on [2009 05 26 16:37] from [219.223.178.109]
Offline at [2009 05 26 16:49] Mailbox [Letter] Vitality [338] Identity [Moderator]
Personal description file is as follows
It has to be this way It has to be this way
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Catalog 00 Sauce and Porridge
Congee guest sauce
The joke left behind by janger as an ordinary Joker
Pig head sauce
Some words left by janger when he was the moderator and official moderator of Joke
Congee Kezhi Sauce
A message from Joke’s moderators and publishing team to Jiangjiang
Anecdotes about soy pig
Interesting things about janger recalled by his classmates and friends
Please smile:
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00 sauce porridge magazine
Congee guest sauce
The joke left behind by janger as an ordinary Joker
Please put aside your sadness and troubles temporarily and let Jiangjiang’s words about family and friends
The warm moments of campus life will make you smile:
You see, he never left us
Congee sauce 01 . .
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Sender: janger tintayi , message area: Joke
Title: The confused life of a confused mm 1
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Jun 13 13:24:52 2006 , within the site
This is an interesting story about the dormitory of one of my mm classmates. It was quite interesting to hear her tell it. It was inspired by my beloved joke.
He Han stood on a high place and struggled to push the box. Shanshan stood below and was unable to help, so she cheered, Little White Rabbit.
Come on, little white rabbit, come on
He Han turned his head and said with an unfair expression, why don't you cheer for the turtle?
Congee sauce 02. .
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Sender: janger tintayi , message area: Joke
Title: The confused life of a confused mm 2
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Jun 13 13:28:26 2006 , within the site
One night at midnight, the head of the department came to check the dormitory. Everyone was woken up from their deep sleep.
After the director left
^ ^
Shuangshuang ' Is today tomorrow or yesterday?
Congee sauce 03. .
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Sender: janger tintayi , message area: Joke
Title: The confused life of a confused mm 4
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Jun 13 13:33:35 2006 , within the site
There was once a discussion about mother in the dormitory. Shanshan and Yu Qian said, "This is someone, that's his mother."
Someone suddenly mentioned someone I didn’t know. I wondered who she was.
Wan Zai is full of energy in the upper bunk and is no one else’s fucking
Who *Filter vocabulary*
' someone
someone
Congee sauce 04. .
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Sender: janger tintayi , message area: Joke
Title: The confused life of a confused mm 5
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Jun 13 13:34:59 2006 , within the site
' ' Yanyan's kidney stone gradually recovered after treatment. Everyone came to express condolences?
^ ^
Bu Yu Qian Yan Yan, are you okay?
Yan Yan touched her belly. It’s okay. It’ll be fine after taking a shot.
Oops
ヾ囧ヽ
Congee Guest Sauce 05 . .
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Sender: janger tintayi , message area: Joke
Title: The confused life of a confused mm 6
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Jun 13 13:37:06 2006 , within the site
Shuangshuang went to the Summer Palace to work as a tour guide. It was a voluntary tour that day. One of them chose Shuangshuang as a tour guide.
Do you know why I chose you?
Because you look like my niece, Shuangshuang, your niece is so beautiful.
. ! ,
Congee sauce 06 . .
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Sender: janger tintayi , message area: black room
Title: Bloody Day
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Jun 14 11:04:36 2006 , within the site
I received a text message from my mother this morning, telling me that today is a blood day and that I should be careful.
I was wondering what Blood Day was because I had to take an exam, so I didn’t ask.
During the exam, I kept thinking about what Blood Day is. Is it a folk festival, like Ghost Festival or something?
The more I think about it, the scarier it becomes. Indeed, I was so unlucky today. Everyone was scolding me for that exam question.
When I came back to Google and Baidu, I only found explanations from fantasy novels about the day of great disaster that happens once in a thousand years.
I think my mother studies the Book of Changes. The sun outside is particularly bright.
I quickly sent a text message to ask my mother. She came back after a long time.
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"Is your school going to donate blood today? There's an exam, or don't you go and donate?"
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o 00 Stand down
Congee Guest Sauce 07 . .
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Sender: janger My world is snowing, message area: black room
Title: There is a medical student in the room
Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Aug 3 19:01:33 2006 , within the site
An unfamiliar high school classmate whom I feel I haven’t seen in a few years is staying in my dormitory tonight and chatting in the afternoon.
Tell me about medical school
He said that they are now starting to learn anatomy. He thinks it is very interesting. Unfortunately, there are too few corpses. Their teacher said
The kid in the stands is older than you, so he was just thinking about it.
I really want to find a corpse and dissect it myself. His eyes are still looking at me, and my back feels cold.
Later, when I saw the rats I raised, I also talked about the white rats they used for experiments. I said that those bites are very powerful.
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He said how to use his fingers to scratch the skin on the mouse's neck so that it wouldn't bite him, and then he stretched out his hand and started to catch me.
Hamster, I stopped him immediately nnd
Later, he talked about how to kill the mice after the experiment. He would catch the tail with one hand, pinch the neck with the other hand, and then
pull
,
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' o 00 o
I have never been so scared since I was a child. It makes me cold just thinking about it. <"
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Sender: janger before simpleandclean , message area: black room
Title: Re: Come in and give me a joke from high school as a greeting gift.
Sending station: Shuimu Community Mon Sep 11 12:37:21 2006 , within the station
When I was in high school, I lived alone in a rented house. I lived separately from my classmates. I felt quite lonely when I was a freshman in high school.
Wait, one time the toilet was blocked and there was a flood. I woke up from bed and found water several feet high on the ground.
I was at a loss. Shoe boxes and some yellow things were floating around. At that time, I started to have strange thoughts.
Nothing related. I stepped on the stool, got dressed, went to class, and then said to my classmates, I was flooded.
As a pure person, I actually understood the ambiguity of these words at that time. However, I still pretended to be a noob, which was pitiful.
He said that the classmates were laughing and joking, and they thought they were very smart and stepped on other people's shoulders.
As a result, I asked some classmates to clean up the house. At that time, I had begun to know how to belittle people.
I lowered myself to gain some sympathy. Now that I think about it, I feel embarrassed, but maybe this is how people are.
A big truth about life. Is it the same for many jokes?
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Sender: janger before simpleandclean , message area: black room
Title: Re: Posted a joke
Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Oct 16 22:09:38 2006 , within the site
During my sophomore year, I was doing an experiment in the west main building. I got anxious, so I put down the tube in my hand and went to the toilet.
I was familiar with it before, so I unzipped my pants while running, looked at the toilet door, rushed in, and took off my 45-degree pants.
Several female teachers were sitting at their desks looking at me
Khan exited and walked into the men's room next to the office 103 WC
That experience I don’t know if it’s summer or winter, me!
I've been thinking about it now,
,
Am I wearing a pair of long johns? o, o
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Sender: janger before simpleandclean , message area: porridge pot
Title: Re: So risky
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Oct 18 12:02:42 2006 , within the site
In my freshman year, I hit a Korean girl while riding my bicycle. She broke several axles. I apologize immediately, but the girl seemed to have something wrong with her.
Man stood there without saying a word and just looked at me. I had no choice but to take her to the front of Bauhinia for repair. The result was repair.
The car driver told me in an understatement that it should have been replaced long time ago. Even if you didn't hit it, it would be damaged.
tears I left then and then I thought about the teacher
Fu is quite protective, but he is not kind either. .
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o o >
High-speed sauce pig infestation
﹗ Please dodge!
Congee guest sauce 11. .
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Sender: janger be content with the situation, message area: porridge pot
Title: So earthy
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Nov 12 02:00:52 2006 , within the station
I watched The Phantom of the Opera for the first time today. I watched it while eating melon seeds in my dormitory. I was so excited.
Suddenly I remembered that I read an English novel when I was in junior high school, it was The Phantom of the Opera. It was a pity that it had an English name at that time.
I have never connected the two,
Congee guest sauce 12. .
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Sender: janger be content with the situation, message area: porridge pot
Title: Run 3,000 today
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Nov 14 14:53:39 2006 , within the site
I finally understand why girls feel burdened when they run long distances. The more I run, the more my belly jiggles.
uncomfortable
The worst time was when there was still one and a half laps left. I couldn't run anymore and started walking. The result was that I was old.
The teacher at the finish line looked at me impatiently and yelled at me, just a few steps later.
What's the ink mark? I ran across the finish line for more than ten meters with hesitation n? n 1?
At that time, there was only one last lap left, but behind me, it was like my mother’s voice > < o
Usually the XXth place is sent, which means you have finished running o 00
o
At that time, I immediately stopped and walked away, thinking that I had picked up something like this
The big one is cheaper^^
Congee guest sauce 13. .
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Sender: janger be content with the situation, message area: porridge pot
Title: Tell me something embarrassing
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Nov 26 00:06:26 2006 , within the station
In the evening, an old classmate celebrated his birthday. We ate cake there. It was the first time we were assigned the important task of lighting candles, which was quite exciting.
I asked for matches and lit them one by one. When I lit the last one, the fire was almost burning my hand. My great work.
The successful call was blown out
All the candles were out and the birthday friend looked depressed.
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Sender: janger be content with the situation, message area: porridge pot
Title: Bad joke
Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Dec 11 10:51:31 2006 , within the site
It is said that one day in winter, a little pig wanted to eat ice cream, so he begged Brother Pig to get him some ice cream.
The little pig was so happy that he finished eating the bucket of ice cream.
When the little pig came outside where the cold wind was blowing, he groaned tremblingly, "It's so cold."
Well, there is also a pig who can also tell this joke :P . .
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Sender: janger be content with the situation, message area: porridge pot
Title: Just now I was on qq with a girl
Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Dec 28 22:57:06 2006 , within the site
I said I lost my car, so she said, Oh, then last night was not the last time we met. I thought I had a good relationship.
Just say, although I won’t go to class next week, I will still go to the experiment and we can meet then.
So mm said, I’m talking about the car.
ft is dead
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Sender: janger The lost ones will never come back, won’t be remembered, won’t be hurt anymore, message area: porridge pot
Title: Did you get engaged when you were children?
Sending site: Shuimu Community Sun Dec 31 13:26:30 2006 , within the site
I made a bet when I was a kid. When I was seven, I bet. I made a bet for a four-year-old girl. She looked very special in the photo.
Cute, laughing while riding on a stone lion
So many years have passed in the blink of an eye. Her mother and my mother corresponded and called each other in-laws. I heard that she is still studying.
Senior year of high school. It would be great if I could come to Beijing and Tsinghua University in the end.
If it really comes, this is called fate
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Sender: janger The lost ones will never come back, won’t be remembered, won’t be hurt anymore, message area: porridge pot
Title: Decided to sleep naked tonight
Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon Jan 1 01:27:17 2007 , within the site
Really, this is called being naked and not bringing in all the worries of the New Year
Stop thinking about depressing things and stop being hurt
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They didn't say sleeping naked without a quilt...
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Sender: janger The lost ones will never come back, won’t be remembered, won’t be hurt anymore, message area: porridge pot
Title: Going to the Botanical Garden today
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Apr 8 16:11:54 2007 , within the station
I went to the Botanical Garden Party Organization to live. I got up early in the morning and was criticized for being late. Then I ate a bag of Tsinghua yogurt...
The misery began. Within a quarter of an hour, I walked around the botanical garden and used the restroom. Fortunately, the botanical garden was there.
The flowers didn't bloom very much
I was so exhausted when I came back that I gave the car to my classmates to ride back, and then I took the bus myself. Oh my God, that scene.
I remember there were hundreds of people waiting for a bus. I finally squeezed into the bus. After driving for a while, the bus hit another car.
The two drivers discussed for a long time before setting off on the road.
At that time, the climax came, not me, but the story
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I couldn't do it again and needed to go to the toilet again, but I was in the car. At that time, the sky was about to fall and I fainted.
I heard a sound before Po Shang Village was coming, and I immediately woke up. There is a school of international relations in Po Shang Village.
There is a teaching building in the courtyard right at the door. My home is in the teaching building...
After getting out of the car, I didn’t dare to run. I just calmed down and walked slowly. You know you can’t rush at that time. Like
It's the same as at a critical equilibrium point. If you accelerate, it has inertia. It doesn't accelerate. It doesn't accelerate.
It just fell off...
When I took a long breath, tears were about to flow down. I was glad that I didn't make a fool of myself. I couldn't help but think about going there today.
Look at Liang Qichao’s grave. He was not arrested after his political reform, but poor Tan Sitong did not escape. So
Who knows the reason why he didn't leave may be that he was in the same embarrassment as me at that moment.
At that time, I don’t care about life or death. I’ll just be righteous for the time being.
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After finally coming back, I saw the familiar Ximen stuck on the ground like a cardboard box. I was inexplicably moved and thought of
Many things in history may have happened due to the butterfly effect. I can’t help but sigh. I will never drink Qingqing again.
Hua’s yogurt
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Sender: janger, the lost ones will never come back, won’t be remembered, won’t be hurt anymore, message area: black room
Title: Re: Second grade of elementary school
Sending station: Shuimu Community Fri Apr 13 09:10:05 2007 , within the station
In the second grade of my elementary school, there was a very young and sophisticated female teacher. I wanted to help her get the
The red fountain pen in the office fell over while running and left a lifelong mark on his face.
In the small pit, I saw that she asked me to supervise the children in the class in their studies, and she herself teamed up with a few handsome
Young people were playing mahjong in the dormitory. When the principal was inspecting, I went to inform him.
Her clothes are changed every day, including long-sleeved ethnic costumes and extremely short skirts.
In fact, what I remember most clearly was one summer afternoon when a girl one year older than me wore a
The flowered skirt is flying among the rubber bands of our motherland, which is the garden. The curiosity and nervousness of the youth are flying in the garden.
It solidified at that time
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Sender: janger sadly, message area: black room
Title: Our department’s research promotion introduction meeting
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Jun 5 21:45:02 2007 , within the site
The power electronics teacher came up and said, come to our institute and each person will be given a laptop ^^
The teacher from the system came on stage and said, "Come to our institute. If you want to go abroad, go abroad." Everyone was laughing.
The next teacher came up and said, come to our institute, I guarantee you don’t want to go abroad.
Finally, the electrical teacher said, come to our institute, those who want to go abroad will go abroad, those who don’t want to go abroad will not go abroad.
sweat
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Sender: janger sadly, message area: black room
Title: A dime story
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat Jun 16 01:06:06 2007 , within the station
Passing by a middle-aged woman who was recycling waste on the road, I saw Shula turning back sharply and looking straight into the middle.
A dime was placed under the feet of a young woman and she rushed over to pick it up. Then she saw the man wearing
The woman in dirty work clothes looked shocked, then kicked Shula and began to react.
Later, in the tug-of-war, Shula was defeated and was killed.
I gave the woman a dime.
A dime. What else can you think of? A dime.
2005
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Sender: janger caodu blue door, letter area: porridge pot
Title: Re: Little zt’s growth record 1
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Oct 30 21:15:46 2007 , within the site
Haha, I remember one afternoon when I was on duty, I posted a post and then went to do other things.
My roommate pointed at the joke version and laughed zt Is this your M’s post? I’ll go check it out and tell him it’s true. He’ll do it right away.
I found a post. This is from the new policeman. This is from the new policeman. This is from the new policeman.
Inspector M. This is the new police officer M.
It’s okay to be embarrassed in joke, but how can a joke authority in a dormitory swallow this breath?
So I refused to accept it and went back to negotiate. Then our ******* was dragged into the joke by me.
This taught me a truth: when someone scolds you, just pull him into the group. This is the highest level.
revenge
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Sender: janger Cao Du It would be great if the black-faced spoonbill star sent a master over, message area: porridge pot
Title: Went to weigh myself yesterday
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Mar 30 23:40:08 2008, within the station
During the day, Sister Zhu took me to have a good day in Shenzhen, waiting for me to find it.
Attach the pp with the data cable
After I came back, I went to have dinner with a few senior brothers and sisters, and I passed by a person.
The weight was free. I hesitated and saw the weight.
The weight has skyrocketed, from 70kg to 99kg, and is still rising by 00
I was so frightened that I quickly jumped down and ran away without looking back.
I opened it and said that the scale is broken.
When I came back, I was laughed at by my brothers and sisters. I defended myself for more than an hour.
Only then did someone tell me that there was a person behind me who stretched out a pig's leg and stepped on it
on top
Bloodthirsty and violently slashing that person
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Some words left by janger when he was the moderator and official moderator of Joke
I want to know how such a naive little pig grew up to become the powerful Joke pig head.
Delete posts, ban people, create shirts, organize fundraisers, apply for read-only, these seemingly simple operations
What kind of serious and careful deliberation and hard work are behind it that are not known to the majority of waterwheels?
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Sender: janger tintayi
Title: Re: joke moderator application form forward
Sending station: Shuimu Community Wed Jun 21 15:48:43 2006
1.1 The applicant plans to use ID janger
1.4 Self-introduction
I like reading, tennis and volleyball. Real life and the online world can be well coordinated.
I have known Joke since I came into contact with Mizuki, and now everyone around me thinks that Joke is very popular.
The x culture is poisonous. I think this is a true manifestation.
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3.1 What problems do you think currently exist in the Joke MMJoke layout? Just answer the requested layout
What I think is that there is a lack of encouragement for the originality of new jokers. It is easy for a lot of people to ridicule or remain silent.
It is easy for a joker who mustered up the courage to post for the first time to feel that he has no confidence. As a result, many jokers who have different opinions have no confidence.
Dare I post it? At least that’s what I thought at first
3.2 What measures will be taken if you are a moderator in response to the above problems?
Pay attention to the new id of the post and exclude mj. Send a letter or message to give appropriate encouragement in the future.
I believe there will be better works. Although this is relatively difficult to operate, it is a good thing to pull someone off.
Yu Qiang’s joke reputation is also good
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Sender: janger tintayi , message area: porridge pot
Title: Facing the Flood Reading Shang Yingying
Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Jun 29 23:37:35 2006 , within the site
From tomorrow on, care about id and re text xe, I also wish you the best
I am in the joke, facing the flood. I have read Shang Yingying. I wish tooold has a beautiful invisibility.
Yuanqz found happiness in the dark room
From tomorrow onwards, I will communicate with everyone and hope that my death will last forever.
tell them what i do
The harvest from the work I just want to face the flood and read Shang Yingying
I will tell everyone
Build a warm home for every mg and every strong person
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Sender: janger moss, I said hello, you said excuse me, message area: Chuuwo
Title: First Day Kanban Experience
Sending station: Shuimu Community Mon Jul 10 00:07:56 2006 , within the station
Tonight's page is a bit boring. I think it may be because I don't have enough guidance. I will try it later.
Strengthen. The overall feeling is now a little better, but I don’t know if this feeling will be a little biased.
Move, so write it down and let’s analyze it.
1 Layout control
My principle is that if a non-violating topic does not have much meaning, not many people will re-
I will leave it there and delete it all at night. If the water attracted is not good and there is a lot of water, I will delete the water ones.
For example, today’s love letter post, I started to wonder if it would lead to something good. Later I accepted it.
The quality of the phone call was very low, so I deleted the comments at the end, otherwise the whole page would be filled with this boring statement.
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Question: There is also the most depressing thing. That article is not interesting from beginning to end. I consulted Sister Zhu.
I quickly understood the opinions
2 Delete individual articles
I will directly delete x-texts and re-texts that are too explicit.
There is a bit of doubt here about the xre that needs to be deleted because the citations of these re articles also include those xx
What should I do with these? What I am doing now is to delete them. For example, I dealt with the most depressing thing today.
The several re-articles in the middle seemed to be attacking each other, so the re-articles along with them were also deleted.
Regarding the old and not funny articles that have just been forwarded, should I delete them or wait and see what happens?
I deleted that *** zz directly. I always seem to post like this zz news
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In addition, there are some minor netizens’ doubts, such as reporting the article marked with x. Although I read that article
x is a little bit, but zz’s is not easy to explain, so I ignored the reporter but did not delete his article because
I feel that the layout impact is not very big.
3 About bans
Please block the guy who wants to go to the dark room. I see he is already in the dark room. I just delete the post.
Ban will not be considered
I blocked xinghe again. This time he started to flood me again. He sent me a letter and I think he can block it.
It was too early. I said that such water would affect the layout of the page, and I filled no less than 20 articles. Later,
Pigdidi riddle post When asked, it doesn’t matter if you are a little watery at this time. I suddenly realized that I have
It's almost 12 o'clock. Okay, now I'm hesitant about how to deal with the situation at this time.
Overall, that's it. I feel like I deleted quite a lot today. Check the recycle bin to see if I'm being too serious.
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Sender: janger moss I said hello but you said excuse me
Title: The next day’s billboard
Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Jul 11 22:53:53 2006
Source: 211.151.89.26
I don’t feel so tired today, but then I checked the recycle bin and felt that there was a zz article that I didn’t process well.
Okay, the original text is old and not funny. More and more people are scolding old. So I set it to be disabled first and then later
I don’t know what to think so I deleted it. The author was not very satisfied. I wrote to him to reassure him and then everything was fine.
After all, I am still too persistent in deleting old articles. That article should really be set as unrepeatable. I will delete it tomorrow.
Will handle it carefully
There is an ID called ******** which is indeed loud. He calls him tooold and then screams why he is not banned.
At this time, I thought this was too tasteless, so I wrote to him and told him to try another way, but the result was silent.
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There was an ID requesting Lao Luo’s quotations on the board. I searched the highlights section and sent him a message. Later I felt that it was
It should actually be posted on the forum because it allows others to see that the moderator is working hehe
There seems to be a lot of x stuff today. I deleted it as soon as I saw it. Some of them I wrote to the author to explain.
Otherwise, people on the forum will always feel that there are fewer articles. But you can check the recycle bin. There are no violations.
I usually don’t delete it
I still haven’t used the knife. I guess I’m not very brave yet. I’ll look for a role model next time.
The kanban report I wrote in the past two days was a bit trivial, but it will be better in the future:
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Announcement of JOKE Police Department Zhutou becoming a full-time official
After being inspected by joke police station, janger is doing internship
00 Outstanding performance during the period and appointed as joke veteran policeman.
This announcement:
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Sender: janger before simpleandclean , message area: porridge pot
Title: Come a floating cloud
Sending station: Shuimu Community Mon Sep 11 22:52:55 2006, within the station
I deleted joke recycle bin 88888 hoho,,
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Sender: janger What is lost will never come again, will no longer be remembered, will no longer be hurt, message area: Joke
Title: JokeParty reopens and egg painting activity is in progress
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Dec 31 23:02:09 2006 , within the station
The jokers are hacked and killed by the zombies on weekdays. Do you want to know these people behind the scenes?
The true face of the hand is waiting for an opportunity to take revenge.
As the only undercover agent hiding in the joke police station, I decided to represent all the suffering jokers.
we expose them
Shh, I'm an undercover agent
Their true colors are hidden in JokeParty&MMJoke
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Detective Joke Police Department XX Confidential oo,
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Sender: janger The lost ones will never come back, won’t be remembered, won’t be hurt anymore, the message area: Chuwo
Title: Pigs
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Apr 4 21:58:52 2007 , within the site
I just looked at my old letters and it seemed like I was back to that warm time when I first came to Joke.
carefree
At that time, I happily poured water into the porridge pot every day. So I knew that Diudiu had a good temper, so she often ran to sue him.
What’s wrong with so-and-so and how can I suppress it? *** In my mind, it’s the thin guy from The Deer and the Cauldron.
Tuo ID looks like him. He looked similar when we met him. At that time, he would harass him until he was scolded. Shula still remembers it at that time.
I'm throwing away my phone every day. Anyway, I remember she asked the visitor on the page. Sister Zhu can draw particularly beautiful piglets.
I remember that many former agents would come to answer some questions, such as ****, **** and ****, there are quite a lot of them.
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When I see the extremely serious replies I give to netizens, they often take a whole page and are worded in the same way.
He is so polite and sometimes even writes letters to encourage jokers who have published very few posts. They are welcome to come often. Now
It’s quite rare when I think about it
At that time, Kanban was very exciting. Every time there was a new article, I would think about how to deal with it. At that time, scheduling and
*** are always next to each other, and it is still the same now. I always ask him msg, although he is often invisible and fz
I thought a lot, but I could only write this much. Everything is different now from before. My
Life, academic mentality, my views on people, there are too many jokes in my eyes.
The pigs are generally getting busier and busier because Joke cannot recruit freshmen and sophomores who are still happy.
Most of the ZTs after me came and went again very quickly, far from the IDs I saw at that time.
They all seem so evergreen
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So I wrote this a little bit sad, feeling that my current state of mind doesn’t care about my future.
I'm still a little discouraged about my Mizuki
Pigs, let’s get together sometime. I miss you.
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Sender: janger The lost ones will never come back, won’t be remembered, won’t be hurt anymore, the message area: Chuwo
Title: Preliminary plan for shirts
Sending station: Shuimu Community Wed Apr 25 09:35:29 2007 , within the station
After looking at Dongdong’s preliminary plan, I think it’s pretty good. The midterm exam is over these days and we can start.
Worked haha
1 Process This is the timetable made by Dongdong. Booking May XX May XX
Collection April XX May XX Production May XX June XX
Selection May XX May XX Distribution June XX June XX
2.Publishing
1 JokeParty is responsible for the discussion of printed shirts. It is recommended to change the Chinese name. For example, Joke is going to make printed shirts.
2. Recruit shirt-printing volunteers. This work can start at the same time. The main tasks include distribution in various places.
Group: shirt production group, etc. Content to be determined
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3 After recruiting a certain number of volunteers, you can temporarily apply for a conference room. It is not recommended to use a porridge pot.
Unexpectedly, the porridge pot has to bear the joke publishing conference room at this time.
3 publicity
1 System Hotspot: Just make the shirts stand out simply and make them eye-catching. Activity Hotspot: Joker wants to make a shirt.
2 qmd joke wants to make shirts and volunteer qmd
3 page promotion
In the initial collection, you can feel free to do so. For example, ***** made it a few days ago. If the pattern of the shirt is
Once confirmed, you can make an entry template and leave a blank space for notification.
Landmark will do some publicity for all joke series. I would like to ask Express if they are willing to help with publicity.
This is what I have to do in the past ten days or so. The most tiring one is the artist. Haha, come on, wait.
I’ve ordered the shirts, let’s make the rest of the plans.
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Sender: janger The lost ones will never come back, won’t be remembered, won’t be hurt anymore, the message area: Chuwo
Title: Re: The collection of shirts is about to end, please think of a way soon
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed May 9 18:55:54 2007 , within the site
Delay the time. There is not much enthusiasm for the version of the car. It may be related to jokeparty’s low popularity. Just put it
Repost articles already in party to joke. First temporarily turn on the joke attachment function.
There seems to be a section about web art. If you go there to solicit submissions, I guess there will be some works. Then take the initiative to contact them.
Let's add some IDs to do it. I'll try to do this.
I still need the artist to make a big inbound hotspot and promote it again. It’s the one-screen kind.
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Sender: janger What is lost will never come again, will no longer be remembered, will no longer be hurt, message area: Joke
Title: [Police] 2007 Joke shirt collection continues
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat May 12 19:17:46 2007 , within the station
Joke wants to make a printed shirt
T-shirt works can be submitted on Joke and Jokeparty at the same time
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Joke Police Station Zhu Zhunzi [Xinshui] No. 20070511
The 2007 Joke edition shirt collection and volunteer recruitment continues...
In order to make the collection of printed shirts go smoothly, the police station has temporarily launched the Joke version attachment function. In the future, the Joke version of the shirt will be collected.
Creative submission can be done on the Joke version. The functions of the JokeParty branch will remain unchanged during the shirt production period.
T-shirt design suggestions
1 This is a Mizuki Joke shirt
2 Welcome to use Joke’s various classic elements such as tooold, yellow croaker, etc.
4. We also welcome shirts with ascii characteristics.
5. When designing, please consider that the printing effect of the shirt will be somewhat different from the design drawing.
6 For past shirt patterns, please refer to Joke’s highlights x 7 2 7
The collection of shirts will end in May. T-shirts submitted in the Joke edition during this period will be regarded as
Original works are protected by Joke's copyright rules
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Sender: janger What is lost will never come again, will no longer be remembered, will no longer be hurt, letter area: Congee Nest
Title: Preliminary summary of the call for submissions for shirts
Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu May 24 10:59:36 2007 , within the site
It is recommended that everyone go to joke
Those in the picking area are really not suitable
The preliminary evaluation is slightly
Generally speaking, the next task is to make a complete version of these IDs by mail, including the front and back
Sleevebands in black and white styles
The progress is slow. I really haven’t seen anything satisfactory. I hope I can do better through this round of revisions:
bless shirt
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Sender: janger sadly, message area: porridge nest
Title: Today’s shirt errand report
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat Jun 16 22:30:11 2007 , within the station
After running around with **** for three days, I finally settled the matter with **** in the afternoon. I can pick it up on Monday.
The shirt has arrived
The finalized plan is Little Black Room Black, Pear Blossom White, Flying Pig White
What I need to do now is let me assign tasks. If you can't do it, just tell me.
slightly
That's all for now. I know everyone is very busy right now, but we pigs just keep pushing in one place.
Next: I can do anything well, come on, joke shirt
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Sender: janger sadly, message area: Joke
Title: Joke2007 shirt final draft
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Jun 17 00:38:14 2007 , within the station
Today the joke shirt is finalized based on the final voting results and printing considerations.
Joke2007 version of the shirt decided to adopt three plans, namely the small black room version, the pear body version and the flying pig version.
Little black room version
网友biancr设计 此方案前面为一道光束照在一面斑驳的墙上 后面为黑暗
的两双眼睛 此方案和最初稿有一定变化 整体上比之前简洁 参考印刷方
面的意见 前襟的墙做了色块化的修改
梨花体版
网友biancr设计 此方案前面和后面均为一首梨花体的诗搭配
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飞猪版
网友orange2951设计 此方案前面为一个小人骑着一头飞猪 旁边漂浮着
joke的X E Y O等元素 后面为一只可爱的小猪 注意这版的id是印在背
面 如效果图上orange295的位置 字体如图
以上方案均和投票稿件有区别 这是在投票之后参考大家的意见和版衫
印制的实际效果之后综合确定的 Joke警署真诚感谢网友biancr和orange2951
以及众多joke网友的参与和设计
版衫会在6月18日开始征订 到时会有专门的征订页面供joker们使用
详细的订购息会在那一天公布
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标 题: [版衫]版衫开始付印
发信站: 水木社区 Tue Jul 3 19:46:51 2007 , 站内
目前版衫合同已经签妥 截止于7月2日的收费情况 尚余约100件衣服
没有交费 其中包括7月2日之后汇款但版主尚未核查确认和尚未以任何方式
交款的网友 由于许多订购版衫的网友面临7月离京的情况 所以Joke版务
组决定先把已经交费的订单付印 剩余的我们仍然接受网银收费 但是需要
等到第二批再做
第一批版衫发放时间
如果制作商能够按照合同交货 我们将会在7月10日取到500件版衫 其
中大多数是未印id的 在7月15日能取到所有衣服
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第二批合同会在7月6日签订 估计发放时间会和第一批相差不多 届时
请随时关注版面通知
由于joke版衫量较大以及制作商方面的原因 我们在现金交费时所说的
7月初能领到版衫的承诺无法兑现 对于这个失误 我向所有订购版衫的Joke
网友表示道歉 由于领取版衫时间较晚 许多不邮寄版衫的网友可能在外地
无法取到版衫 对此 请您及时联系版衫专用id JokeTshirts 告知版务组
您将采取什么样的领取方式 可以选择寄存版衫在版主这里待回京再取 也
可以选择邮寄
版衫所有账目信息将在版衫收费截止时公布
Joke警署
2007年7月3日晚8点
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发信人: janger 尘埃里开出花来 , 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 我和版衫
发信站: 水木社区 Mon Jul 16 22:00:11 2007 , 站内
这一个月 我最操心的事情 就是版衫和期末考试 在推研前最后一次的还
计学分积的考试里 我不想放弃 同样不放弃的是joke的版衫
我从没有想到要放弃 压根就没有 我从小就是做一件事情 就要做完 不
管最后是否足够好 就像这次的joke版衫 我想不会有多少人说好 但是
我竟然要做完了 我会很累的笑起来
我不会想joke的版衫对我有多少意义 锻炼组织能力 锻炼数钱技术 我不
需要这些 可是做下去 我也在茫茫中想 我是不是走偏了
后来我渐渐就不想这些了 只要我自己肯定自己就行了 我在乎别人做什么
呢 所谓内心是要强悍起来 这不过是网上的虚拟社会
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发信人: SYSOP System Operator , 信区: Announce
标 题: [公告] 正版主管理组人员调整
发信站: 水木社区 Wed Oct 10 18:26:13 2007 , 站内
Joke 版正版主 pigdidi 任满卸任
经 pigdidi 提名 任命 janger 为 Joke 版正版主
衷心感谢 pigdidi 在任职期间为本站所做出的贡献
目前正版主管理组成员如下
组 长 yanxiaoxing
副组长 sophiee
组 员 charleswang conansung Fates feuvan janger kittyhawk
linkin theonlyone unilove vivi5370 wmbjcn yanxiaoxing
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发信人: janger 漕渡 强悍在一次一次跌倒之后 , 信区: 粥窝
标 题: 策划
发信站: 水木社区 Wed Dec 26 10:27:18 2007 , 站内
以下 是我和几个zt商量的一个策划案 建议这里的众位zt认真考虑回
复一下这个帖子吧
简单说一下这个系列活动 就是版务组出面挖坑 然后由水车填这个坑
活动运转周期初步定为2周 打算每一次的活动均有前期宣传和后期总结
这个坑呢 能够做为joke的特色活动 同事能给Joke一些深刻的东西在里面
坑的选材和切入角是这个活动的关键 坑可以是社会时事 正龙拍虎
可以是水木orJoke的新闻 也可以结合节日时令 切入的视角是重点 如何
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去用joke的观点来发掘这个坑 比如正龙排虎这个事情 我们可以引导水车
走鲜澄多的路线去重述这个故事 比如新年可以做一个自嘲2007的回顾性征
文 比如四月一日来一个吹牛比赛
我看过一篇文章 让我产生了这个想法 一个死刑犯计划在赴刑前给他
的行刑官讲一个笑话 于是他在网上征集 很多人给了他回复 最后死刑犯
采用了其中的一个告诉行刑官 你给我自由吧
看过之后 想到了要做这个活动 我简单的希望能让这个活动 让Joke
有些很有益的讨论 其实Joke每天提供的帖子也足够让水车们发挥其创造力
去延伸或解构这些帖子 但一次彻底的讨论毕竟太难得 就像关机山 免费
粥在joke的发生率一样 所以我想以管理者的便利 去选中一些题材 让其
能够真正发挥其具有的讨论价值
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我想过这样的活动放到Joke来 难免有一些偏题的时候 这一年的roseven
生病这个事件 水车的反响在joke我们有目共睹 这让joke有了一种普遍的
温暖 于是我有了新的思路 Joke是一个大Joke 不必局限于一种小快乐之中
以上 是这个活动的原因和大概流程
具体到活动 比如活动命名 比如组织者 比如题材的来源 我简单想了
一下 因为还要看看大伙儿的意见和态度嘛
命名 便便提议 笑不出来 或者有这个意思的词 我的提议是 警
The pit is easy to place at the bottom. At the same time, the word "warning" also has a double meaning.
The organizer plans to attract new ZTs and add a few old ZTs to form an editing group.
Source of theme: xeyo collection, small black room collection
And if you want to do it, try to make the first phase of the plan by the end of the month and do it in the New Year.
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Sender: roseven little tiger, give me trust and give you happiness, message area: NewExpress
Title: Dear friends, I’m afraid it’s time to say goodbye.
Sending station: Shuimu Community Mon Jul 23 16:24:19 2007 , within the station
Dear friends, unfortunately, I'm afraid I have to say goodbye to you all for the time being. I just went to the hospital.
The doctor asked me to be hospitalized immediately. The reason why I say temporarily is because I have a sad lucky hope in my heart.
I am lucky to be able to come back and be able to work and live like a normal person in the future. However, all this has changed for me.
It's no longer certain
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Sender: janger Flowers bloom from the dust, letter area: Chuwo
Title: I saw Brother Sven
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat Jul 28 20:33:29 2007 , within the station
Seeing that he was very thin, very cheerful and funny, everyone was very happy there, and he even took me and a
Pretty little nurse speed dating
I told his parents that if the result is not good and he needs bone marrow replacement, call me and I will organize a donation.
They were grateful and said yes
The doctor said he still needs to do a bone puncture, so it’s hard to tell the current trend of the condition.
I can't access the Internet for long at night. I'll post a note on joke tomorrow to express his parents' feelings towards Mizuki joke.
Thanks from netizens
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Brother Siwen, whom Miss F accompanied me to see, also took me to visit Jinli for snacks at noon. Thank you.
His girlfriend will arrive in Chengdu in the evening. He should feel much better after that. If I can still do it next week,
Go to Chengdu to see him again
He is thin and pale but in good spirits bless
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Sender: janger Caodu There is no leftover food in Xiaocang, so I have to eat porridge to perfection, message area: People
Title: Recommend Joke version of roseven as a candidate for the 2007 Shuimu Person of the Year
Sending site: Shuimu Community Sun Dec 9 00:52:35 2007 , within the site
Candidate for Shuimu Person of the Year 2007
Joke moderator janger recommends roseven as the 2007 Shuimu Person of the Year
Recommended reasons are as follows
Roseven still thought about all Joke's netizens during his illness. His optimistic attitude in the face of the disease gave Joke
It brought deep warmth and infected many netizens. He used practical actions to tell us that in life
No matter how difficult it is to cross the ravine, when we smile, the ravine is just the slightly raised corners of our mouths.
My assessment of this man of the hour candidate
roseven is a warrior, his weapon is his ubiquitous humor, his faith will never fade.
Humor On behalf of the Joke publishing team, I sincerely recommend roseven and wish this warrior a speedy recovery.
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Sender: janger Cao Du Qiangqiang after falling again and again, message area: Chuwo
Title: Asked about Sven’s situation
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Jan 6 22:36:25 2008 , within the station
His current disease is a chronic disease and basically not life-threatening.
I learned a little bit about the money issue, and I can still afford it before the surgery. I estimate that once the surgery is done,
That's enough. The current situation is not that far yet.
Let’s take a look, everyone
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Sender: janger Cao Du Qiangqiang after falling again and again, message area: Chuwo
Title: Planning to open roseven edition
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat Jan 12 10:51:17 2008 , within the station
After discussing with **** and ****, I feel that under the current situation, joke can also apply to open this forum.
It has a certain meaning and value. After all, there are already many topics on the main forum. It is necessary to provide some guidance.
The page name is tentatively named roseven. Let’s temporarily make the page public and put it in the Jokeworld directory.
Mark down
In the past, ***** and I did his complete set of jokes and little black rooms. You can directly copy the past works in the highlight section.
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Sender: janger Cao Du Qiangqiang after falling again and again, message area: Chuwo
Title: Some notes on the roseven version
Sending station: Shuimu Community Tue Jan 22 18:13:25 2008 , within the station
This version was formerly known as jokeparty. Now it is temporarily renamed roseven half-face. I will return to it at the appropriate time in the future.
change later
At the same time, this is a subsidiary page of joke. All joke fans should remember to promote it like this.
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Sender: janger Cao Du Qiangqiang after falling again and again, message area: Chuwo
Title: Let’s talk about roseven
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sat Jan 26 23:12:53 2008 , within the station
I sat by the heater in the afternoon and thought hard. We must do this. Joker, we must do this.
The donation is not for anything else, but for the feeling of being in the forum, but if you come from joke, you can have this money.
I don’t even think it’s easy to raise 50,000 yuan. It’s a drop in the bucket and it’s useless. I want to raise slightly more funds.
I think there is some hope only if we promote it from the entire site
I think if you can do something real to help a life, in my opinion, it is a great thing
noble thing
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Sender: janger Cao Du Qiangqiang after falling again and again, message area: Chuwo
Title: Decided to establish roseven fundraising group
Sending station: Shuimu Community Sun Jan 27 01:14:22 2008 , within the station
I contacted Roseven's father on the 26th. His current condition is waiting for a bone marrow transplant and surgery.
The cost will reach four to five million yuan. His family is a working-class person and cannot raise that much money, so our
Fundraising operations are imperative
Since the matter of fundraising is really difficult to handle, I would like to talk to all the ZTs and discuss it together.
Let’s take this matter into consideration and help Sven joke’s roseven.
Some of the things we have done so far include
Renamed jokeparty to roseven version as a place for discussion among netizens
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This fund-raising is hosted by joke, so the publishing team is the main force of this fund-raising, but consider
Due to the situation, the daily publishing work needs to be carried out at the same time, so I think it is better to set up a special group to be responsible for this.
The event team will also include people from the non-publishing team, especially the veterans. Come and do something for Sven.
So those of you who have the time and energy to do this can come and sign up with me or directly re-subscribe. I think
Our joker is always enthusiastic
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Sender: janger Cao Du Qiangqiang after falling again and again, message area: Chuwo
Title: Report
Sending site: Shuimu Community Tue Feb 19 19:52:49 2008 , within the site
Regarding Roseven’s donation, I plan to set up a donation group in the name of joke.
Including a few old friends of Siwen who have been busy for a long time, so the current situation is handled in this way.
If you have time to make a donation, then sign up with me. If not, just take care of the publishing.
It's okay to make plans at ordinary times. After all, everyone has their own things to do. I understand that.
In fact, the formal thing is really meaningless. We are not ordinary waterwheels, especially in Roseven.
To some extent, we can decide whether Siwen has the money to do the surgery. Thinking of this
I feel like I really don’t have the heart to look after Shuimu anymore for this burden. Joker is a big family with so many people gathered together.
Here, if you are able to help when times are difficult, if you are not, just be optimistic about Jing Yuanzi. I think we will be able to raise funds within a month.
Get a lot of money
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Sender: janger Cao Du blessing roseeven, message area: Joke
Title: [Album] My name is roseven
Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Mar 19 10:08:51 2008 , within the site
Joke Police Department sincerely thanks you for your concern and support for roseven. Let us wish roseven together.
Let’s cheer for roseven together
We hope that Roseven will return to us in good health as soon as possible and share the unwritten stories about his life journey.
End of jokes, share the wonderful stories that are about to unfold on the journey of struggle and a wonderful life
About launching a charity rescue initiative for Shuimu netizen roseven
Joke Publishing Team
Because roseven, a well-known netizen of Mizuki, is seriously ill, she must undergo a bone marrow transplant. The operation requires a lot of resources.
Jin, taking into account the enthusiastic concern of many netizens for him, Joke’s publishing team decided to set up Roseven, come back soon, love to save
Help group and jointly with the NewExpress publishing team to organize a love help activity for all Shuimu netizens
Zhou Ming, a practicing lawyer at Beijing Huawei Law Firm, is in charge of legal affairs for this event. Joke Publishing Group roseven
Come back soon. The love rescue team is responsible for the specific matters of love relief. Joke's subsidiary page Roseven is the editor.
Related discussion forum Mizuki ID JokeFund as related special id
The following is the relevant content and proof of love rescue. Please telnet users press space to view it.
roseven love rescue activity deadline and thank you announcement
Joke Publishing Team
According to the agreement signed with netizen roseven, a one-month charity rescue activity will be carried out on the Joke version.
March 19th April 18th Ending now. From the moment the announcement is issued, the charity rescue group will no longer accept donations.
For netizens who are still willing to donate, please contact roseven by yourself
This fundraiser raised a total of RMB 79,951.49 USD and USD 2,070.41, which translates to a total amount of RMB of approximately
More than 94,000 yuan according to the previously signed fundraising instructions
Excluding various fundraising costs, all funds will be used for roseven's related treatment and bone marrow transplant surgery.
Therefore, according to the agreement, the proceeds will be used for Roseven’s related treatment. Currently, the Love Rescue Team is
Conduct a review of roseeven treatment expense reimbursement. The payment status will be announced on the Roseven board.
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Sender: roseven 罗思文 What the hell did you do to Jiangjiang? Message area: Joke
Title: I just found out today that janger is gone
Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Jun 5 11:30:22 2009 , within the site
Then before I was discharged from the hospital, Jiangjiang went back to school. Then he became a big moderator and started worrying about my treatment.
There is no problem with the cost of treatment, and I just need to lie in bed and enjoy the services of him and other friends. Until now, I
I haven’t even said thank you to him because I am also a shy homebody who is too shy to express my feelings.
I always put off thinking that there is still a lot of time and there is still a chance. Jiangjiang, what the hell did you do? Give me a
A chance to say thank you
I will set off again next Monday. I am not living for myself alone, so Jiangjiang please
Bless me. No matter where you are, I will bear your gaze and your expectations.
Jiangjiang, thank you and I'm sorry. Please bless me.
Come on, Luo Siwen. Joke is waiting for you to come back.
JOKE@NewSMTH
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゜ ' Joke version will be read-only on the 20th and 21st
Humor in the face of disaster
no joke no blame no rumor until rescued
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Sender: janger Cao Du Blessings Sichuan, letter area: Chuwo
Title: I tend to only read the 21st edition. The smile will come again. Hold on, Sichuan.
Sending site: Shuimu Community Mon May 19 23:13:09 2008 , within the site
Cooperate with changing the Chinese name of the page. Smile will come again. Hold on, Sichuan.
Joke is a larger page. The jokes on the page these days are not as meaningful as usual.
It’s interesting and doesn’t have the warmth that should be felt when a disaster strikes, so it’s better to just read it and express it to a greater extent.
one of our attitudes
Joke version is temporarily read-only announcement
We express our condolences to all compatriots who died in the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan
The Joke version will be read-only from the 20th to the 21st.
At the same time, the Chinese version name was changed to "Hold On" Sichuan
May the deceased rest in peace and the living be safe
Smile is being nurtured in endless life
Joke@newsmth
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Notice
Joke version genuine owner janger
Your term of office has expired and you have resigned.
Thank you for your hard work during your tenure
And I wish you good luck in studying and working
Genuine main management group
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A message from Joke’s moderators and publishing team to Jiangjiang
The sadness, reluctance, regret and regret flowing in those tender words
Jiangjiang's image gradually became clearer, whether it was in the eyes of others or in one's own eyes.
If tears could bring him back, then Jiangjiang would definitely have returned as a nine-life Jiangyao.
There are silly people jumping around us, but he is indeed gone, and life still needs to go on.
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I really hope to come this morning and see a miracle, or that last night was just a strange dream.
I was so sad that I ran to joke and saw the letters released by Xinghe. The first one was about him three years ago.
The day I first took office
I took office today...
Nothing has been done yet
A second-grade kid immediately appeared in front of me, looking cautious and serious.
Ignoring the eyes of everyone around me, I lay down on the table and started crying.
Even though we have never met each other, you still allow me to shed a handful of tears of farewell.
But maybe one day we will meet somewhere
aandz Jun 2 21:08:01 2009
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I got to know Janger from the time he enthusiastically worked around the clock for Roseven’s donation.
Pay attention silently
silent blessing
silently admire
But now I can only sit here and silently pray for you janger. May you be happy in heaven.
Everything you leave behind will be completed for you by countless jangers. Don’t worry.
baby55 Jun 2 23:22:46 2009
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One day while chatting, I said that many water tankers have been complaining about the problem of joke express.
Jiangjiang said disdainfully that the Joke Express was actually a helpless counterattack against the Joke Joke throughout the site.
At that moment, the image of Jiangjiang was extremely tall in my heart.
But having said that, Jiangjiang still thought about countermeasures very seriously and talked to me about her thoughts on the police trap.
In other words, some of Jiangjiang’s thoughts make me never think that he is still a child born in 1986.
Soon we started planning to launch the first phase of police pits
I can never forget Jiang’s seriousness and expectation when planning the police trap. I learned a sense of responsibility from him.
Just like the first time I declined to take over as CEO, he replied sigh, I understand, I know you and I
They are all responsible people
Good luck to you, Sauce Pig. We will take your responsibility and continue to dig holes in Joke.
biancr Jun 2 10:21:36 2009
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It's NOT a joke
Brother Jiang’s sudden death is a confirmed fact
While we all wish it was just a Joke...
I don't mean anything by saying this. I just hope that no one will make fun of this matter too much.
After all, the first to die is the longest.
bein9 Jun 2 10:34:36 2009
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I've been hesitant to write this.
My head is empty and many things are missing.
I don't know what to write
When you wrote your first email to me, you still timidly consulted the joke publisher, but in the blink of an eye, you became a respected person.
Are you looking up like a big pig?
I wrote that I was looking at the invisible you outside the door. I played lilac flowers for you on my mobile phone, so you knocked on the door.
Does the iron bed outside say hello to me?
You heard it, right?
You must still be smiling gently. Heaven is very nice. Don’t miss us.
crowyue Jun 3 10:46:02 2009
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I can only think of two sentences, one about reality and one about the Internet.
Especially when we are together and separated, we sing the graduation song softly in our ears
You can make a drum and laugh at the fan's grave, but such open-mindedness does not diminish the true sadness at all.
These two sentences were originally written to different people, but now I want to give them to Jiangjiang
Joke's big family originally had many encounters like this, but we all missed them.
Get together and disperse. I have never seen you.
With such a mentality, you manage to create such a Joke version of you, the you in that March 2009 blog post
Maybe you don’t want to see us mourning
But even if we are really used to being old, we are also used to being open-minded and looking for joy in life.
But still can't face such real sadness
Dio Jun 1 20:11:50 2009
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Although we have never met, I sincerely wish janger rest in peace in heaven. My condolences to his parents and relatives.
Although I don’t know him, judging from his posts, janger must be a young talent.
Good people may live a safe life. This is just a subjective wish.
I wish janger rest in peace, and I also hope it can sound the alarm to us and ensure our health.
eboy Jun 2 21:29:13 2009
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There's always a place to vent
Then open QQ and want to talk in the group.
I was shocked when I saw the message sent by Sister Zhu. I really don’t believe it. I don’t want to believe it either. How is this possible?
Then I was stunned until now...
iseva Jun 1 21:53:27 2009
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Unexpectedly, this deadline came so quickly and suddenly. The sudden illness took away everything in an instant.
Flower life in early summer, less than three months after turning twenty-three
All those who are not willing to believe or accept have to leave us. I want to cry but have no tears. I want to write but have no words.
Wan Zai Cao Ferry in the middle of the water
Still wandering outside the sky
Jiangjiang, we miss you
The beauty is prosperous, the warmth is gentle, the expression is restrained, the words are beautiful, the words are clever, the words are clumsy, and the writing is bold.
I am famous, my writing is exquisite, my porridge is ready, I sit at my desk all day and night, I am in charge of the police station, I am showing off my love.
Yi is naive, honest and simple, speaks porridge, speaks happily, hates impermanence, and is jealous of Yinghua.
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We have never met, but the shy smile in that photo may become forever
Your signature file stays here and doesn’t go anywhere.
That's right. You really haven't gone anywhere.
Because it's just a journey, isn't it
Don't be so sad...
mmzt Jun 1 19:47:52 2009
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I don’t know what to say to you
saw this article
Turned around first
I wish it was just a place nearby
You still owe me a lot of things
You also said you would come and eat my birthday cake next time
NotBusy Jun 3 00:37:05 2009
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When I came out of the west main building in the afternoon, the sun was still bright and the lawn was dazzlingly green. I looked around me.
The young figures coming and going, the bright colors, always give the illusion that Jiangjiang is among them.
The next moment, he will pop up and say hello to me.
I was in a trance for a long time. I would rather believe that this was a joke or a nightmare.
Jiangjiang still lives in a certain place in this world persistently, generously and kindly, but she doesn’t have the same relationship with me.
It’s just that there are too many intersections. After that, I read the messages on the site, read Jiangjiang’s posts, and read his blog.
I regret not doing something for him sooner, but the regret after losing it is of no use after all.
I had only met him a few times and didn’t know much about him, but I was already so sad because of his passing.
At such a point, I think the sadness and pain that those who love him deeply are going through is unimaginable.
PattyX Jun 3 22:36:13 2009
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After the incident happened, I read a lot of reminiscences and it felt like I had just met Jiang for the first time. I realized that my impression of him was just
Just on the surface, he is a kind person, a thoughtful person, a responsible moderator, and more
In people's minds, he was a close friend, a good buddy, and a person worthy of admiration. He was next door to the memorial service.
In the conference room, I read the printed words of Jiang during his lifetime. I have to say that his writing is very good. However, this
Everything has to be done before I have time to understand him.
All the way home after the memorial service, I was still in a daze. The sun was no longer so harsh. It turned from hot to warm.
Warm feeling. I always have this feeling when I see many friends. Suddenly I feel less sad.
I'm hurt. Jiang's departure may be a wake-up call for us to be alert to ourselves, our relatives, and our friends.
Friends should be more caring, at least be kinder to yourself, be cautious at all times in order not to let those who love you
Sad. After touching death so close, the living love life even more.
VampireJax Jun 3 20:03:10 2009
Congee Ke Zhijiang 14. .
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Unexpectedly, I turned on the computer this morning and watched the top ten as a habit. At first, I laughed incredulously, then laughed at the joke.
Looking back now, I still prefer to believe that this is a joke. We really don’t want to accept this reality. It’s very sad.
feeling bad.
I hope janger will be so optimistic, so sunny, and so witty in heaven. I don’t know what I’m talking about. I would like to say
This article commemorates past acquaintances and fun.
May heaven be filled with joy and laughter!
xi7 Jun 2 12:56:27 2009
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well
I don’t know what to say. What can I say?
Actually, we're not acquaintances. We just met once during a certain edition.
Why can some sbs that chatter and bark like dogs and cats live like crazy?
Such a good child is gone
What a thief
Pity his family
Pitiful
xiaoheiwu Jun 1 22:53:30 2009
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I also wanted to go over there and push the door open many times to scare you.
I also thought about what to do if you are very busy.
Then say next time
next time next time next time
But I finally didn’t push your door open
missed n times
Can we really only meet again in heaven?
My mind is very confused. Now I can only hold the photo to remember your voice, face and smile.
I wish you a good journey in heaven. It must be a peaceful, warm and peaceful place.
When we come to find you, you will definitely open your hands and use your warm smile to
Welcome us
yoo Jun 2 10:55:19 2009
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I actually have very few memories about Jiangjiang because we honestly don’t know each other well at all.
Now there are only two letters left. During the earthquake last year, I asked Jiangjiang for a deleted post.
Jiangjiang is so patient and gentle
Dear Jiangjiang, do you know that you have left me so few memories, but I have already cried because of you.
It’s been a morning
yunzhengxw Jun 2 13:37:39 2009
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It’s been more than two hours since I came back from Jiangjiang’s memorial service.
It was very peaceful when I went there
I was very calm when I left the message. Xiaolang said that the people around me were leaving one by one.
But in the mourning hall 313 abnormal death
When I saw Jiangjiang’s portrait, I quibbled that it was not from my side.
I saw Jiangjiang’s honest and honest smile. It was someone I just met a few days ago.
Seeing the center of Caodu River, Jiangjiang is from Shenzhen.
I couldn't stop crying. Another associate researcher with engineering fever died in the afternoon.
I dare not look at that ppt right next door to us
I ran outside and kept my tears. That was someone I didn’t know.
On the way back, this is the last one
Looking at the clouds in the sky, it is certain
It’s as if I saw Jiangjiang’s smile
yutourr Jun 3 17:59:14 2009
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Anecdotes about soy pig
Interesting things about janger recalled by his classmates and friends
SPACE
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One of them is you!
You are the one
so close
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Sauce, Sauce Core never talks nonsense when he gets someone to write a monthly magazine.
The upgraded version of this trick is that next month’s monthly magazine will be yours.
Hard to guard against...
2. Joker Express
It is actually correct to say that Joke is becoming express.
A helpless counterattack to Joke the whole site
Finger wagging sauce
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Later, I core said
At that moment, the image of Jiangjiang was extremely tall in my heart.
3. The Sauce Pig with Taped Lips
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Those who have plaster on their lips are like sauce...
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Sauce Pig fell into a sausage mouth while riding a bicycle and had to put some pieces of tape on his lips.
It became a joke among the police stations for a while...
4. Crushed bed board
Um?!
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It is said...
Sauce pig once crushed the bed boards in the dormitory
I also lost money...
It was also a joke among the police stations...
Part 5: Yogurt of Resentment
Shan, you think it's better to lose food than to lose luggage?
After all, no one cares about food ><
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Who said that? I care.
Six Satellites
Jiang: I tell you
That one is a satellite
* Satellites are flashing
Mumu field items
Tian Tian Tian Head
Tian Tian Head
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field field
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Standard answer: The lamp on the tower crane. Did you get it right?
8. Weighing
The scale is broken ><
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When Sauce Pig weighed himself once
My roommate tricked me by adding a foot to the back.
He also explained to everyone seriously that the scale was broken.
There are many anecdotes about Sauce Pig...
I hope everyone can smile when recalling:
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so...it's just a journey...
< ...to somewhere...
Goodbye Sauce Pig Head
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<> Pack up our blessings and set off
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