发信人: jianliu (EE不舍★我多想重新来过), 信区: joke
标 题: [joke@Free] 2008精华合集特刊
发信站: 自由空间 (Sat Jan 17 15:01:14 2009), 站内
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Part 1 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
Joke全方位 ………………………… 01 )︵ ︵╰╮)
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Part 2 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
原创最精彩 ………………………… 02 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
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Part 3 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
转载也疯狂 ………………………… 22 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
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Part 4 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
特别企划^^ ………………………… 40 δ ╲╱ ︶
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(﹙╰╰ ( @)
·[PIC]在实验室打DOTA )︵ ︵╰╮)
http://thuee.net/bbscon.php?bid=36&id=237072 __ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
·[PIC]如果熊猫没有黑眼圈 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
http://thuee.net/bbscon.php?bid=36&id=255800 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
·[PIC]叫你丫过万圣节 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
http://thuee.net/bbscon.php?bid=36&id=258723 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
·[PIC]电子系特色项链 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
http://thuee.net/bbscon.php?bid=159&id=2553 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
·[PIC]可爱的大一小朋友作业 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
http://thuee.net/bbscon.php?bid=36&id=262986 δ ╲╱ ︶
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· 清华史上最牛的同学 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
by zhuhaoboo )︵ ︵╰╮)
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今天下午,我在图书馆四处游荡时无意中看到一 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
本书:《千年难题——七个悬赏1000000美元的数学 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
问题》。 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
随手翻开第一页,赫然发现上面贴了张小纸片, ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
上面是这样写的: ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
“我做完了书中所有的习题,却没有在上面留下 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
一个字。因为我知道,我在上面所做的任何标记, ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
都会给您的阅读带来不便。请您做题的时候,在旁边 δ ╲╱ ︶
放一张纸,把解答写在上面…… ∶
……转引一位同学的话” ︰
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· 同学国庆大巴经历 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
by fancybear )︵ ︵╰╮)
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同学给我说他国庆回家的大巴上,与一mm并排 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
坐,途中该mm困意渐浓,努力撑着,但头还是逐渐 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
偏向他的肩膀,他顿感脸红心跳。 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
为掩饰紧张,拿出手机来准备给别人发短信, ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
可是拿出手机来一看,发现没信号,随口就说了句: ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
“靠!” δ ╲╱ ︶
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只见旁边的mm很听话地把头靠在了他的肩膀上…… ︰
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· 版主做多了 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
by doraemon )︵ ︵╰╮)
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刚才宿舍内 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
甲在纸上写着写着问乙:A∩B叫交集,A∪B, \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
这叫什么? ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
乙:合集 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
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甲:。。。好像不对,(2秒钟后反应过来) ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
你版主做多了吧 δ ╲╱ ︶
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· 电子冷笑话 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
by doraemon )︵ ︵╰╮)
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╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
Q:电子有几种颜色? ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
A:5种。红、橙、黄、绿、蓝电子。 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
Q:夏天你喜欢电子还是空穴? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
A:空穴。因为空穴来风。 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
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· Re: 清华迎新经典语录zz (﹙╰╰ ( @)
zz by paredox )︵ ︵╰╮)
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一GG问8字班的小朋友,你是哪个班的? ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
小朋友很迷茫地道:不知道…… ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
GG看了一眼,发现这孩子已经办好的IC卡,就 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
说:看看卡上,那上面有写~ ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
那孩子看了一眼,很无辜地说: ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
那上面不是写“无”吗? ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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· AD杯joke集 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
by helen )︵ ︵╰╮)
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刚去观摩了一下AD杯系内初赛 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
其中有一个猜词环节特别搞 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
记得最经典的有以下几个: \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
网线 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
选手A一边比划一边说 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
-就是那个,那个咱们没有的 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
然后选手B马上说出来 δ ╲╱ ︶
-网线 ∶
ps:这个太牛了。可见8字班小孩没得上网是多么痛苦 ︰
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· AD杯joke集 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
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A:华硕公司什么比较牛 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
B一连串的说出:笔记本 显卡 主板 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
ps:鸟枪法 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
电阻 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
A一紧张说:欧姆的单位是什么 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
B想都没想:电阻 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
ps:真心有灵犀阿 δ ╲╱ ︶
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· AD杯joke集 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
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A:跟baidu差不多的那个 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
B:google ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
ps:这么就把google bs了 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
麦克风 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
A:我现在拿的东西 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
B:话筒 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
A:三个字 δ ╲╱ ︶
B想了一想说:扩音器 ∶
ps:这孩子太油菜了 ︰
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· 一个基站引发的血案 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
by MingoChang )︵ ︵╰╮)
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为解决六教A区0层及X15系列教室的手机信号差 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
的问题,校方向中国移动施压,终于于2009年2月30 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
日,中国移动在六教A区315教室建了一个超大基站。 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
但是好景不长,很多同学看是觉得头疼、恶心, ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
基站的辐射太强了! ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
为解决此问题,学校建议同学头戴钢盔,脚穿导 δ ╲╱ ︶
橡胶底运动鞋,两者相连,减弱大脑辐射。于是同学 ∶
纷纷带着头盔上课和自习。 ︰
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· 一个基站引发的血案 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
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罗jj: ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
睡觉的那个同学你注意了啊,你的头盔掉了, ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
强辐射影响睡眠质量。 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
姚GW: ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
这个函数和你们的头盔一样,光滑得要死。顺 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
便提一句技科楼离六教远着呢,不用戴头盔每次看 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
你们带着头盔我就眼晕。 δ ╲╱ ︶
好,我提问一下,看看大家领会精神没有: ∶
XX同学,你下次还戴不戴头盔? ︰
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· 一个基站引发的血案 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
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马LR: ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
这个开区间和闭区间在这里一定要区分,就像你 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
你们戴不戴钢盔性质是不一样的。 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
唐HY: ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
六教这么好的条件,不给我配备一个好的钢盔,钱 δ ╲╱ ︶
都干嘛去了,除草去了?环境固然重要,老师的健康也 ∶
要关怀一下才对。为什么钢盔的尺寸不大一些…… ︰
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· 来个原创吧 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
by Dustar )︵ ︵╰╮)
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和老妈交待有mm了,老妈开始8g…… ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
我:妈,我有女朋友了。 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
妈:我知道啊。 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
我:啊你怎么知道?? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
妈:你姥姥跟我说的。 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
我:(抓狂中)!#!@%$!@%!%姥姥怎么知道?? ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
妈:你姥姥都快九十了,啥不知道啊。 δ ╲╱ ︶
我:(崩溃中)!@#!@$%!@$ ∶
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· 来个原创吧 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
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妈:其实我也看出来了,你最近老那么晚回家, ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
一看就是有女朋友了。 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
我:晚回家怎么了,我以前和周玮(l****r)他们 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
出去也这么晚啊。 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
妈:那是你那会年轻,你现在这岁数了哪个男的 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
还和你出去! ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
我:靠…… ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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妈:你女朋友长什么样子啊? ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
我:bulabulabula ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
妈:那,大眼睛小眼睛啊? \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
我:这么说起来……不算大不算小吧? ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
和我差不多? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
妈:什么?!和你差不多?!!那还能看吗?!!! ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
我:#@$@#$@#%! ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
妈:真和你那么小那你们小孩还有眼睛吗…… δ ╲╱ ︶
我:!@#!@%!%!@% ∶
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妈:鼻子什么样啊? ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
我:bulabulabula ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
妈:嘴呢? \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
我:bulabulabula ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
妈:脸型呢? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
我:bulabulabula ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
妈:头发呢? ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
我:bulabulabula δ ╲╱ ︶
妈:皮肤呢? 妈:唉,还是没照片没真相。 ∶
我:bulabulabula 我:(抓狂中……)这话从哪学的…… ︰
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妈:你女朋友身材怎么样啊? ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
我:身材……挺好啊…… ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
妈:多高啊? \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
我:和你一样。 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
妈:胖瘦呢? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
我:(报复态)胸比你大,腰比你细。 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
妈:!@#!@$!@$!$!@那挺好看的…… ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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· 来个原创吧 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
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(给老妈看过照片) ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
妈:这孩子眼睛挺大的啊,比你大多了。 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
我:我是遗传…… \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
妈:!@$#!@%!(岔开眼睛的问题)你看这孩子两 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
边都有一颗痣。 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
我:就左脸有啊…… ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
妈:你看这张照片,这不是右脸上的吗? ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
我:你没看到那是对着镜子自己照的吗? δ ╲╱ ︶
妈:那怎么了? ∶
我:= =b ︰
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· 来个原创吧 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
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妈:你们两个人在一起,要互相包容缺点,你 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
知道你最大的缺点是什么吗? ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
我:(怯怯的)屋子……乱…… \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
妈:对!没错!就你这自理能力,你媳妇要勤 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
快还好,要不然你们家以后真成猪窝了! ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
我:她……自称挺懒的,不过我看她宿舍蛮干 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
净的…… ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
妈:那赶快让她把你领走,我可不想要了…… δ ╲╱ ︶
我:TT________________TT ∶
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╭((╰ヽ ╮
· 来个原创吧 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
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妈:那她最大的缺点是啥啊? ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
我:我觉得挺好啊没啥大缺点…… ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
妈:那是你了解不够吧…… \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
我:那……有的时候稍微欠点节制,看星座上 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
这么说的,她也自己这么说…… ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
妈:(诡异的)啥叫欠节制啊? ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
我:= =b 比如晚上网上聊天聊高兴了就聊得 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
比较晚吧…… δ ╲╱ ︶
妈:(怀疑状)哦……那是你们有的聊嘛,挺好挺好,都聊啥?∶
我:靠,太8g了!! ︰
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· 来个原创吧 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
妈:她现在读书呢? ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
我:嗯,第四年了。 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
妈:一共几年啊? \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
我:8年,医科的都是本博连读。 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
妈:啊?你找了清华的第三类人啊? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
我:靠!!谁跟你说的这个词…… ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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· 原来咱们系是干这个的 (﹙╰╰ ( @)
zz by smarty )︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
在热能系馆门口,我正开了锁准备骑车走人,一 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
个mm冲着我喊了一声“同学”,然后连跑带跳的︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
冲到我面前 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
伊:同学,你知道电子系在哪么? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
我:电子系啊,我不是很清楚,应该是在那个方向。 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
伊:哦啊,我的数码相机坏了,我想找个电子系的 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
给我修一下。 δ ╲╱ ︶
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给我看了看她手里的一个看着挺好的相机,我汗~~ ︰
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· 主席今天的无名指脱臼了...bless (﹙╰╰ ( @)
zz by kahnealee )︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
【 以下文字转载自 W59 讨论区 】 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
发信人: flyfrog (), 信区: W59 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
标 题: thanks~ \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
发信站: 自由空间 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
i just came back frm the hspita, and there's ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
nthing wrng with the bne, just need a itte ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
bit rest,,, Many thanks t u guys,,, δ ╲╱ ︶
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· 梅西腼腆一笑,说道“谢亚龙下课” (﹙╰╰ ( @)
zz by Dustar )︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
巴西与阿根廷的奥运足球比赛结束后,梅西接 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
受巴萨官网采访,畅谈奥运见闻,谈及中国球迷对 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
我队的热情助威,使他学会了怎么用中文说阿根廷 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
加油 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
然后记者让他用中文说阿根廷加油 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
他腼腆一笑,口齿清晰的说了句 δ ╲╱ ︶
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“谢亚龙下课” ︰
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· 老外上中文课的笔记 ZZ (﹙╰╰ ( @)
zz by zhouxh )︵ ︵╰╮)
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╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
Dear Tim, ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
shall by too dull doll by too jack won, \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
dolphin long can Jim shall by too low, ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
shall by too when dull low, doll car low, ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
dolphin long doll Ham Eason ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
“more power!” ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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· 老外上中文课的笔记 ZZ (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
中文原文: ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
\ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
第二题 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
小白兔到大白兔家玩, ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
大灰狼看见小白兔了, ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
小白兔闻到了,逃开了, ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
大灰狼大喊一声 δ ╲╱ ︶
“莫跑!” ∶
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· 征婚zz (﹙╰╰ ( @)
zz by fancybear )︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
一位女子,开出征婚条件有两点 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
1.要帅 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
2.要有车 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
电脑去帮她搜寻 结果~~~~~~~象棋 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
δ ╲╱ ︶
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· 征婚zz (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
这位女子,不服搜出的结果又输入 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
1.要有漂亮的房子 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
2.要有很多钱 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~ ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
~~~~~~~~~~~~银行 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
δ ╲╱ ︶
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· 征婚zz (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
此女子仍然不失望,继续输入条件 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
1要长得酷 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
2又要有安全感 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
结果搜出的结果是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
~~~~~~~~奥特曼 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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· 征婚zz (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
__ __ ( ︳- ﹚))
╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
此女子仍然不失望,还继续输入条件 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
1.要帅 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
2.要有车 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
3.要有漂亮的房子 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
4.要有很多钱 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
5.要长得酷 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
6.又要有安全感 δ ╲╱ ︶
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~奥特曼在银行里下象棋 ∶
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· 山寨版时间机器zz
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1、准备一张厚厚的,防水的,质量好的纸,至少要100克的,但表面不能太光滑,
防墨迹脱落
2、在纸上用郑重的语气写上,给我的第N代子孙,我是你的祖先XXX,出生在XXXX
年,我留下这张纸的时间是XXX年……
3、按照以上的基调,写完这封信,明确提出要你的子孙坐时间机器回来看你
4、最后别忘了说一句“如果你们那个年代还没发明时间机器,请继续封存这封信”
5、用一个绝对可靠的保险箱把这封信存起来,当然,要非常小心,保证几百年后
你的子孙必然会看到
6、如果一切顺利,几分钟之内你就可以看到你的子孙坐着时间机器,轰然而来。。。
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· 恒源祥引发国内广告大战zz (﹙╰╰ ( @)
zz by jianliu )︵ ︵╰╮)
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脑白金对恒源祥的回应 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
鼠年过年不收礼 收礼还收脑白金 \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
牛年过年不收礼 收礼还收脑白金 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
虎年过年不收礼 收礼还收脑白金 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
兔年过年不收礼 收礼还收脑白金 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
龙年过年不收礼 收礼还收脑白金 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
蛇年过年不收礼 收礼还收脑白金 δ ╲╱ ︶
………………… ………………… ∶
猪年过年不收礼 收礼还收脑白金 ︰
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· 恒源祥引发国内广告大战zz (﹙╰╰ ( @)
)︵ ︵╰╮)
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梁山驴鞭酒 ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
梁山驴鞭酒,宋江喝了都说好! \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
梁山驴鞭酒,卢俊义喝了都说好! ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
梁山驴鞭酒,吴用喝了都说好! ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
梁山驴鞭酒,公孙胜喝了都说好! ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
梁山驴鞭酒,关胜了都说好! ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
………… δ ╲╱ ︶
梁山驴鞭酒,时迁喝了都说好! ∶
梁山驴鞭酒,段景住喝了都说好! ︰
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· 恒源祥引发国内广告大战zz
第一夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和三眼魔鬼的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第二夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和四色鱼的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第三夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和九头怪蟒的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第四夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和十八爪乌贼的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第五夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和三十二口赖皮狗熊的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第六夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和四十九鼻猛犸象的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第七夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和六十四耳流氓兔的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第八夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和七十二脚蜈蚣的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
第九夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和八十一颈地狱猎犬的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
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第1001夜,姐姐讲了渔夫和Avogardo常数的故事。幸亏有了它,整夜我都很舒爽!
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长征的第一里路,一个叫张小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第二里路,一个叫赵小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第三里路,一个叫周小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第四里路,一个叫杨小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第五里路,一个叫刘小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第六里路,一个叫孙小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第133里路,一个叫粪小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第218里路,一个叫公孙小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第219里路,一个叫诸葛小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第220里路,一个叫上官小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
长征的第25000里路,一个叫简.汤姆.卡皮察.辛辛那提.诺维斯朵夫.克里斯提亚诺.
宫泽娜娜子小强的村民送来了一双长征运动鞋,大家都说很合脚!
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诸葛亮从口中吐出一柄羽毛扇,念一声“苾嘘 ︱ 〓 ____︱╲(,_╭) ╯),)﹚)
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白十七大21:20:17 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
周瑜大怒,指黄盖道:“我把你这说降的劣货,无 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
用的老朽!且拉下去打二百孤拐!” δ ╲╱ ︶
众将忙上前求情道:“都督您那棒重,擦一擦便死, ∶
碰一碰便亡,老将军须吃不起哩!” ︰
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别人,单笑周瑜无谋,诸葛亮少智。若是吾用兵 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
之时,预先在这里伏下一军,如之奈何?”说犹 ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
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将战战兢兢道:“这丞相盐酱口!说伏兵,伏兵 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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师问我曹军来了什么将,只说是个金甲的上将, ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
若问骑得什么马,只说是匹金甲马,若问拿得 ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
什么兵刃,便说是口紫金刀,若问带了多少兵, ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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木鹿大王腰挂两把宝刀,手执蒂钟,身骑白象, \ - - -/_ __\\/﹙ (﹙))
从大旗中而出。赵云见了,谓魏延曰:“我等上 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
阵一生,未尝见如此人物。”斗不上七八回合, ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
那魏延败了阵,被木鹿大王赶上,白象捽开鼻子, ∶ \ ● ◣〓ξ) /
就如蛟龙一般,把魏延一鼻子卷住,得胜回洞。 ︰ ︼ ╱ ( ╱
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初登场: ╱ \/ ╲, )╲_ ((﹙)
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囿囡囚团囿四囝。 ╲ ╱ ╲╱ \\ ﹚ ︶﹙)
囿团囨? ╲╱|┌-┐ ◢▂| ╱ ︶
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Part 1﹙
Joke Omni 01
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Part 2﹙
The most original and exciting 02, , ﹚
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Part 3 ﹚ ﹙
Reposting is also crazy 22
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Special project^^ 40 δ
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Part 1 Joke full range
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[PIC] Playing DOTA in the lab
http: thuee.net bbscon.php?bid 36&id 237072﹚
[PIC]If pandas didn’t have dark circles under their eyes﹙
http: thuee.net bbscon.php?bid 36&id 255800 , , ﹚
[PIC] I want you to celebrate Halloween ﹙ ﹙
http: thuee.net bbscon.php?bid 36&id 258723 ﹚ ﹙
[PIC]Electronic specialty necklace
http: thuee.net bbscon.php?bid 159&id 2553 ξ
[PIC] Cute homework for older and younger friends
http: thuee.net bbscon.php?bid 36&id 262986 δ
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The most awesome classmate in the history of Tsinghua﹙
by zhuhaoboo
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This afternoon I was wandering around the library and came across a
Book Millennium Problem Seven Mathematics Bounty of $1,000,000 , ,﹚
question ( (
I casually opened the first page and was surprised to find a small piece of paper stuck on it﹚﹙
This is what it says
I finished all the exercises in the book but didn't leave any marks on them.
a word because i know any mark i put on it
It will cause inconvenience to your reading. Please be by your side when doing the questions δ
Put a piece of paper and write the answer on it
Quoting a classmate’s words
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Classmates’ National Day bus experience﹙
by fancybear
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A classmate told me that on the bus home for the National Day, he was sitting next to a mm.
As I sat down, I became increasingly sleepy. I tried my best to hold on, but my head was still spinning. , ﹚
Leaning toward his shoulder, he suddenly felt his face flush and his heartbeat ﹙ ﹙
﹚ ﹙
To hide my nervousness, I took out my cell phone and prepared to send text messages to others.
But when I took out my phone and looked at it, I found that there was no signal, so I casually said ξ
By δ
I saw the mm next to me obediently leaning her head on his shoulder.
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The moderator did too much﹙
by doraemon
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In the dormitory just now﹙
, , ﹚
A writes a question on the paper to ask B. A B is called intersection A B ﹙ ﹙
What is this called ﹚ ﹙
B Collection
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A: Something doesn’t seem right. I’ll react in 2 seconds.
Your moderator has done too much, right?
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Electronic jokes ﹙
by doraemon
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Q How many colors do electrons have? , ﹚
A 5 types red orange yellow green blue electronic ﹙ ﹙
﹚ ﹙
Q Do you prefer electrons or holes in summer?
A hole because it comes from nothing ξ
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Re: Tsinghua New Year’s Classic Quotationszz ﹙
zz by paredox
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A GG asked a child in the 8-digit class which class are you in﹙
The child was very confused and said he didn’t know, , ﹚
GG took a look and found that the child had already applied for an IC card.
Say, look at the card. It says ﹚ ﹙
The child took one look and said innocently
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Doesn't it say "None" above?
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AD cup joke collection ﹙
by helen
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I just went to watch the AD Cup preliminary round﹙
There is a special word guessing session , , ﹚
I remember the most classic ones are as follows ﹙ ﹙
﹚ ﹙
cable
Player A said while gesticulating ξ
That's the one we don't have
Then player B immediately said δ
cable
ps: This is awesome. It shows how painful it is for children in the 8-digit class not to have access to the Internet.
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AD cup joke collection ﹙
Motherboard﹚
A: What is ASUS better?
B said a series of words: laptop, graphics card, motherboard, ,﹚
ps: shotgun method ﹙ ﹙
﹚ ﹙
resistance
A said nervously, what is the unit of ohm?
B didn't even think about resistor
ps: I really have a connection δ
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AD cup joke collection ﹙
Google﹚
A The one similar to Baidu﹙
B google , , ﹚
ps: This will google bs ﹙ ﹙
﹚ ﹙
microphone
A What I am taking now ξ
B microphone
A three characters δ
B thought for a while and said loudspeaker
ps: This kid is too rapey
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A murder caused by a base station﹙
by MingoChang
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In order to solve the problem of poor mobile phone signal in the 0th floor and X15 series classrooms in Zone A of the Sixth Education Department﹙
The school put pressure on China Mobile finally on February 30, 2009, ,﹚
Japan China Mobile built a very large base station in Classroom 315, District A, Sixth Education ﹙ ﹙
﹚ ﹙
But the good times did not last long. Many students felt headaches and nausea after watching it.
The radiation from the base station is too strong ξ
To solve this problem, the school recommends that students wear helmets and wear guides on their feet δ
Rubber-soled sneakers connect the two and weaken brain radiation, so classmates
Wearing helmets to attend classes and self-study
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A murder caused by a base station﹙
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Luojj﹙
Pay attention to the sleeping classmate. Your helmet fell off. , ﹚
Strong radiation affects sleep quality ﹙ ﹙
﹚ ﹙
YaoGW
This function is the same as your helmet, so smooth and smooth ξ
Just a reminder, the Science and Technology Building is far away from the Sixth Education. You don’t need to wear a helmet every time you look at it.
I feel dizzy when you wear a helmet δ
Okay, let me ask a question to see if you understand the spirit.
Student XX, will you wear a helmet next time?
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A murder caused by a base station﹙
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Horse LR﹙
, , ﹚
This open interval and closed interval must be distinguished here, just like you ﹙ ﹙
Whether you wear a helmet or not is different. ﹚ ﹙
Tang HY ξ
The Sixth Religion has such good conditions but won’t equip me with a good helmet. Money δ
What are you doing? Weeding. The environment is important, but the teacher's health is also important.
You need to be more careful. Why are the helmets not larger?
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Come up with something original﹙
byDustar
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I told my mom that I have a girl, and she started 8g﹙
, , ﹚
My mom, I have a girlfriend ﹙ ﹙
Mom, I know ﹚ ﹙
I ah how do you know
Mom, your grandma told me ξ
I'm going crazy!#!@%$!@%!%How does grandma know?
Mom, your grandma is almost ninety. Why don’t you know? δ
I'm crashing !@#!@$%!@$
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Come up with something original﹙
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Mom, actually I’ve noticed that you’ve been coming home so late lately﹙
At first glance, it seems that I have a girlfriend, ,﹚
What happened to me coming home late? I used to l****r them with Zhou Wei ﹙ ﹙
It’s so late to go out ﹚ ﹙
Mom, that was when you were young. Which man is your age now?
Still going out with you ξ
Damn it
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Mom, what does your girlfriend look like﹙
I bulabulabula , , ﹚
Mom, those big eyes and small eyes ﹙ ﹙
Let me put it this way, it’s not too big or too small.﹚﹙
Almost like me
Mom, what? It’s almost the same as you. Can you still watch it? ξ
I #@$@#$@#%!
Mom, if you are really that young, do you kids still have eyes?
I !@#!@%!%!@%
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Come up with something original﹙
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Mom, what’s your nose like?
I bulabulabula , , ﹚
Mom, where is the mouth ﹙ ﹙
I bulabula ﹚ ﹙
Mom, what’s the shape of your face?
I bulabula ξ
Mom, where is the hair?
I bulabula δ
Mom, where is the skin? Mom, oh, there are still no photos and no truth.
I am bulabulabula, I am going crazy. Where did I learn this from?
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Come up with something original﹙
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Mom, how’s your girlfriend’s figure?
I have a pretty good figure, , ﹚
Mom, how tall you are ﹙ ﹙
Me too ) (
Mom, are you fat or thin?
I am in a revengeful state. My breasts are bigger than yours and my waist is thinner than yours ξ
Mom !@#!@$!@$!$!@That’s pretty cool
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Come up with something original﹙
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I showed my mom the photo﹙
Mom, this kid’s eyes are quite big. He’s bigger than you, ,﹚
Me I am hereditary ﹙ ﹙
Mom !@$#!@%! Open your eyes. Look at these kids. ﹚ ﹙
There is a mole on both sides
I only have it on the left side of my face ξ
Mom, look at this photo, isn’t it on the right side of your face?
Me, didn’t you see that I was looking at myself in the mirror δ
Mom, what's wrong?
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Mom, when you two are together, you must tolerate each other’s shortcomings.
Do you know what your biggest shortcoming is? , ﹚
My timid house is in chaos ﹙ ﹙
Mom, that’s right. As far as your ability to take care of yourself, your wife needs to be diligent﹚﹙
It'll be okay soon, otherwise your house will really become a pig's nest in the future.
Me and she claim to be quite lazy, but I saw her acting recklessly in the dormitory ξ
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Mom, let her take you away quickly. I don’t want it anymore δ
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Mom, what’s her biggest shortcoming?
I think it’s pretty good, no big shortcomings, , ﹚
Mom, that’s because you don’t understand enough ﹙ ﹙
I sometimes lack some restraint. Look at the zodiac sign ﹚ ﹙
She said so herself.
Mom, that’s weird. What does it mean to be under-controlled?
I b. For example, I can chat online at night when I feel happy.
It’s relatively late δ
Mom, I'm suspicious. That's what you guys are talking about. It's fine, fine. What are you talking about?
Damn, it’s too 8g
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Mom, she is studying now﹙
I'm in my fourth year, , ﹚
Mom, how many years in total ﹙ ﹙
I have been studying medicine for 8 years with a bachelor’s degree and a Ph.D. ﹚ ﹙
Mom, you found the third type of person from Tsinghua University.
Damn, who told you this word?
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It turns out that’s what we do﹙
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At the entrance of the Department of Thermal Energy, I was unlocking the door and preparing to ride away. 1﹙
A girl called me "classmate" and started running and jumping, ,﹚
Rush in front of me ﹙ ﹙
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Yi, classmate, do you know where the electronics department is?
I'm in the electronics department. I'm not very sure which direction it should be in. ξ
Oh, my digital camera is broken. I want to find someone with an electronics department.
Fix it for me δ
She showed me a camera in her hand that looked pretty good. I was sweating.
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Chairman's ring finger was dislocated today...bless﹙
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The following text is reproduced from the W59 discussion forum﹙
Sender: flyfrog, area: W59, , ﹚
Title: thanks ﹙ ﹙
Sending station: Free Space ﹚ ﹙
i just came back frm the hspita, and there's ξ
nthing wrng with the bne, just need a itte
bit rest,,, Many thanks t u guys,,, δ
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Messi smiled shyly and said, Xie Yalong is out of class﹙
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Messi picks up after the Olympic football match between Brazil and Argentina﹙
Interviewed by Barcelona’s official website and talked about the Olympics and Chinese fans’ views on , , ﹚
Our team’s enthusiastic cheering helped him learn how to say Argentina in Chinese ﹙ ﹙
come on ) (
Then the reporter asked him to say "Come on Argentina" in Chinese ξ
He smiled shyly and said clearly: δ
Xie Yalong is out of class
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Notes of foreigners taking Chinese classes ZZ ﹙
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Dear Tim, , , ﹚
shall by too dull doll by too jack won, ﹙ ﹙
dolphin long can Jim shall by too low, ﹚ ﹙
shall by too when dull low, doll car low,
dolphin long doll Ham Eason ξ
more power!
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Notes of foreigners taking Chinese classes ZZ ﹙
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Original Chinese text: , , ﹚
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Question 2 ﹚ ﹙
The little white rabbit comes to play at the big white rabbit’s house
The big bad wolf saw the little white rabbit ξ
The little white rabbit smelled it and ran away
The big bad wolf shouted δ
Don't run
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Marriage proposal zz﹙
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There are two conditions for a woman to seek marriage: , ﹚
1. Be handsome ﹙ ﹙
2. You need a car ﹚ ﹙
The computer helps her search for chess results
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The woman was dissatisfied with the search results and entered , , ﹚
1. Have a beautiful house ﹙ ﹙
2. Have a lot of money ﹚ ﹙
The computer helped her search again.
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Marriage Proposalzz﹙
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This woman is still not disappointed. Continue to enter conditions, ,﹚
1 To look cool ﹙ ﹙
2 You must also have a sense of security ﹚ ﹙
The result of the search is
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Marriage proposal zz﹙
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This woman is still not disappointed and continues to enter conditions, ,﹚
1. Be handsome ﹙ ﹙
2. You need a car ﹚ ﹙
3. Have a beautiful house
4. Have a lot of money ξ
5. Be cool
6. You must also feel safe δ
The computer went to help her search again. Ultraman was playing chess in the bank.
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Counterfeit version of time machine zz
zz by Yangtz
1 Prepare a thick, waterproof, good-quality paper of at least 100 grams, but the surface should not be too smooth.
Prevent ink from falling off
2 Write in a solemn tone on the paper: To my Nth generation descendants I am your ancestor XXX born in XXXX
Year The time when I left this piece of paper is XXX year
3. After writing this letter according to the above tone, you clearly want your descendants to take a time machine and come back to see you.
4 Finally, don’t forget to say, if you haven’t invented a time machine in your time, please continue to seal this letter.
5. Store this letter in an absolutely reliable safe. Of course, be very careful to ensure that it will be hundreds of years later.
Your descendants will definitely see it
6 If all goes well, within a few minutes you can see your children and grandchildren arriving in a time machine.
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Melatonin’s response to Hengyuanxiang﹙
, , ﹚
No gifts will be accepted during the Year of the Rat, but melatonin will be accepted as gifts ﹙ ﹙
In the Year of the Ox, we don’t accept gifts. If we accept gifts, we also receive melatonin﹚﹙
No gifts for the Year of the Tiger, but melatonin for those who do
No gifts will be accepted during the Year of the Rabbit, but gifts will also be collected.
No gifts will be accepted during the Year of the Dragon, but melatonin will be charged if gifts are received
In the Year of the Snake, no gifts will be accepted during the Chinese New Year, but gifts will be received in return of melatonin δ
No gifts for the Year of the Pig, but melatonin for those who do
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Liangshan donkey whip wine﹙
, , ﹚
Liangshan Donkey Whip Wine, Song Jiang said it was good after drinking it ﹙ ﹙
Liangshan Donkey Whip Wine Lu Junyi said it was good after drinking it ﹚ ﹙
Liangshan donkey whip wine, Wu Yong said it was good after drinking it
Liangshan Donkey Whip Wine, Gongsun Sheng said it was good after drinking it ξ
Liangshan Donkey Whip Liquor, Guan Sheng said it was good
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Liangshan Donkey Whip Wine, Shi Qian said it was good after drinking it
Liangshan Donkey Whip Wine, Duan Jingzhu said it was good after drinking it
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On the first night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the three-eyed devil. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the second night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the four-colored fish. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the third night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the nine-headed python. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the fourth night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the eighteen-clawed squid. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the fifth night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the thirty-two gangsters. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the sixth night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the forty-nine-nosed mammoth. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the seventh night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the sixty-four-eared rogue rabbit. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the eighth night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the seventy-two-legged centipede. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
On the ninth night, my sister told the story of the fisherman and the eighty-one-necked hell hound. Thanks to it, I felt very comfortable all night long.
Night 1001 My sister told the story of the fisherman and Avogardo’s constant. Thanks to it, I felt comfortable all night long.
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On the first mile of the Long March, a villager named Zhang Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the second mile of the Long March, a villager named Zhao Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the third mile of the Long March, a villager named Zhou Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the fourth mile of the Long March, a villager named Yang Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the fifth mile of the Long March, a villager named Liu Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the sixth mile of the Long March, a villager named Sun Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the 133rd mile of the Long March, a villager named Fei Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the 218th mile of the Long March, a villager named Gongsun Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the 219th mile of the Long March, a villager named Zhuge Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
On the 220th mile of the Long March, a villager named Shangguan Xiaoqiang sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit well.
On the 25,000th Mile of the Long March, a man named Jane Tom Kapitsa Cincinnati Novisdorf Cristiano.
Miyazawa Nanako Xiaoqiang’s villagers sent a pair of Long March sneakers. Everyone said they fit very well.
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Bai 17th National Congress 21:16:44 ﹙
Zhuge Liang took out a feather fan from his mouth and said "Bishui", ,﹚
He puffed and puffed, and he grew one foot or two feet ﹙ ﹙
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Bai 17th National Congress 21:20:17 ξ
Zhou Yu was furious and pointed at Huang Gai and said, I'm calling you a bad guy.
It's too old to use. Let's pull it down and hit two hundred solitary crutches δ
All the generals hurriedly came forward to plead for mercy, "Captain, your stick is so heavy that you will die if you rub it."
If you touch it, you will die. The old general must not be able to afford it.
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The generals asked why the prime minister was laughing. Cao Cao said, "I don't laugh."
Others simply laugh at Zhou Yu's lack of plans, but Zhuge Liang is so wise. If I were to use my troops﹚﹙
At that time, I laid down an army here in advance. What can I do?
Before it was over, the drums on both sides rang loudly, and flames shot up from the sky, causing the people to panic.
The general said tremblingly: Prime Minister Yanjiangkou said ambush, ambush
Here it comes δ
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Bai 17th National Congress 21:27:11 ﹙
, , ﹚
Zhang Fei went out of the camp to think about the truth. The military advisor taught me how to find out, but he did not give me any soldiers. ﹙ ﹙
Ding Lao Zhang only left Xinye, took a turn and went back Ruojun ﹚ ﹙
The master asked me what general came from Cao Jun. He only said that he was a general with golden armor.
If you ask what kind of horse you are riding on, you will only be told that it is a horse with golden armor. If you ask what kind of horse you can get,
What kind of weapon was it? I said it was the Purple Gold Sword. If you asked how many soldiers you brought,
Just say that Lao Zhang is dazzled by countless things δ
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King Mulu wears two swords on his waist, holds a bell in his hand, and rides a white elephant ﹙ ﹙
Zhao Yun emerged from the banner and saw Wei Yan, saying, "I'll wait for you." ﹚ ﹙
I have never seen such a person in my life. I cannot fight for seven or eight rounds.
Wei Yan was defeated and was caught up by King Mulu. The white elephant opened his nose.
Just like a dragon, it wraps up Wei Yan's nose and returns to the cave in victory.
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Go to the essence area x 12 and take your time δ
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Everyone is a talented person﹙
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First appearance ﹙
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囿囡prison group囿四囝 ﹚ ﹙
囿团囨?
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Show your talents﹙
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囿囡prison group 囿四四囿 solid prison group 囿圄坝 ﹚ ﹙
囿囦囿团囿田 囿囻囻团囿国囝
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Everyone is a talented person﹙
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Ultimate victory﹙
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忄囿团,忄囿必, ﹚ ﹙
囿圅团囿囡prisoner,囿囡Prisoner group囿囟囟,
囿囟囟团囿四囝,囿四囝团囿庉园, ξ
囨圉圄囿囿圅, trapped囿nanprison, trapped囿囟囟,
忄囿図囝, 濄囿庉囝, 圄囿図囝. δ
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It’s time to say goodbye﹙
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Say goodbye to the joyful 2008﹙
I hope every porridge customer will still be smiling in 2009, ,﹚
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Planning jianliu
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Make jianliu
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Artist shenhuanyan
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