Sender: Kieslowski to spend my youthful day... , message area: JokeRoom Title: [Monthly] Feitian’s September issue Sending site: Shuimu Community Fri Oct 10 20:33:38 2008 , within the site ' . . < 00 > " J . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " . . J MMJoke [pic] Panda is also photoshopped .: http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 43456 [PIC]Four-frame comic Cao Cao http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 43680 [PIC]Four-frame comic Cao Cao supplement http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 43686 [PIC] I’m laughing so hard http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 44280 Page 01 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " Re: Classical Chinese . . J Joke By SHENOK .: I started out as a literary student, and now I am twenty-six years old. I am in debt of 100,000 yuan, and I am looking for a living. I have not been able to rest for ten years, and I am wearing the stars. I saved 100,000 yuan every month, which was not enough to buy a house, so I invested in the stock market. The next year, my savings dropped to more than 10,000 yuan. Depression became a disease, and the medical insurance said that it did not meet the regulations for serious illness, so they refused to pay and spent all their money on it. A week in the hospital, self-healing without medicine, You Lianzhi, I'll give you a pack of Sanlu on credit, drink it up and die. Page 02 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Tsinghua New Year’s Classic Quotationszz . . .: ." 00 By LittleQoo : > " 1. If you enroll this fall, you will not be transferred to the Department of Electronics. If you want to transfer to the Department of Electronics... . A certain little girl from the 7-character class looked at her in despair when no one came from the electronics department. . J Joke, a freshman from the external department shouted this slogan .: 2. The hunger and thirst system welcomes the new year The hunger and thirst system welcomes the new year... The guy from the basic science department yelled at the top of his lungs. I heard this was the effect... 3. I heard that you were admitted to Tsinghua University for three consecutive years and went back to repeat your studies. May I ask what is going on... Answer: Because I didn’t pass the automation test... When there is no one in automation, a few automation buddies amuse themselves like this... 4. A buddy from the basic science department shouted: "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, and you will not be afraid of traveling all over the world" Automation shouts: Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry just to transfer to automation 5. Welcome to the Department of Electronics, the most populous department at Tsinghua University. Continue to the next page. Page 03 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " 6. Department of Automation, Tsinghua University. Possess a nationally recognized diploma. Will be assigned a job after graduation. . The salary will be favorable. If you are not satisfied, the four-year tuition fee will be fully refunded. . J Joke .: 7. Electronics welcomes you and creates a new world for you. The charm of the electronics department is full of vitality. Electronics welcomes you to share your breath in Tsinghua and refresh your achievements in the East Main Building.... 8. Come and take a look. Authentic automation system. Genuine automation system. Pure automation system. Does not contain any preservatives... The full name of the Department of Electrical Engineering is the Department of Electrical Engineering and Automation. To differentiate, the slogan of the Department of Automation is as follows 9. A girl came to Kiko. People in Kiko celebrated with hands and foreheads. A buddy from the electronics department shouted, "Don't be happy. It's not me." Our department's reserve force... Many people in Kiko will switch to electronic... People in other departments are very civilized. It seems that I haven’t seen any classic slogans... Page 04 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Differences in TV series from different countrieszz . . .: ." 00 By afanso : > " 1 LX retired from the competition due to injury, but his determination to serve the motherland remained unchanged and he worked hard for four years. . Training, hard work, hardships and hardships, and finally broke through in the next Olympics. . J Joke wins the world record .: 40 episodes of CCTV annual drama 2 LX withdrew from the game due to injury. The international gaming industry suffered a shocking upset. The Hong Kong Police Crime Team discovered after layer-by-layer analysis. This matter is related to the largest banker in the international gambling group. After a battle of wits and courage, the banker was finally captured. The truth is revealed. Bai Yutianxia 30 episodes of TVB Hong Kong drama 3 LX retired from the competition and was in an extremely depressed mood. At the lowest point in his life, he met a female fan A of his. A touched LX with his gentleness and kindness, made him cheer up again, and regained his own world crown. Military title. In the end, when LX regained the Olympic championship, he presented the gold medal as a proposal gift to those sitting in the stands. of A 20 episodes of Japanese drama Continue to next page Page 05 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " 4 LX retired from the race due to injury and went to a famous hospital for treatment. During the treatment, he . I met a terminally ill girl B LX and was moved by B’s optimism and openness to life. . J Joke Lang gradually recovered, but attracted the pursuit of the dean's granddaughter C, LX's mother as a partner .: Together, LX and C lied to B that they were engaged. In the end, LX discovered her mother’s plan. He found B again, who had given up all hope, and agreed to marry B after regaining the Olympic championship. In the end, LX successfully won the championship B He passed away with a smile while watching the live TV broadcast in front of the hospital bed. LX buried the gold medal with B 100 episodes of Korean dramas 5 LX retired from the competition due to injury. The world's medical community was helpless about the injury. Finally, a mystical scientist found LX and was willing. He cured his leg injury and transformed it into a pair of lightning-fast scuds. From then on, LX's superficial identity was a sportsman. The member actually became a messenger of justice, using his unparalleled speed advantage to start a battle with the evil army. A tit-for-tat struggle began 20 episodes of American TV series Season 1 Page 06 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Yang Bailao and Xiaomi . . .: ." 00 By roseven : > " 1, Yang Bailao . . J Joke My sister and I went shopping. After shopping for a while, my sister said to me: You look like Yang Bailao. .: I said: Why? My sister said: Because you always say that my brother has no money and won’t buy it for you. 2, Xiaomi When I was checking out, my sister suddenly threw a landmine at me. She held my arm and raised her voice and said: Your wife is not at home, right? Page 07 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Happy Chinese New Year. . . .: ." 00 By lvshi : > " . In our rural areas, customs are still quite serious. Between the second day of the Lunar New Year and the tenth day of the Lunar New Year, . J Joke must go to his uncle’s house to pay New Year greetings and kowtow. .: My neighbor goes to his uncle's house to pay New Year's greetings on the third day of the lunar month every year. As a result, his uncle comes on the eleventh day of the first lunar month and he quickly entertains her. Then the two of them chatted and his uncle casually said, "On the third day of the Lunar New Year, a wine bottle was lost. Have you seen it?" The neighbor quickly said, "I didn't go there that day, so why did I see your wine pot?" When his uncle came up, he said, "I want you not to wish me New Year's greetings. I want you not to wish me New Year's greetings." Page 08 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , How I tormented the Guangdong liar . . .: ." 00 By largebird :> "Once a Guangdong scammer called me and I mistakenly thought he was a Guangdong scammer. . Dong’s friend was almost deceived and felt very resentful. . J Joke This afternoon, a stranger’s number called, so a story .: Something happened hello Hello Mr. Zhang, are you in Chengdu? Do you recognize who I am? A typical Cantonese accent. Liar. I'm secretly happy that it's here Chen Goudan, if you keep pretending to be a fool with me, be careful, I will chop you alive, I yelled. The liar was stunned for a moment. How dare you? How is Mr. Zhang doing lately? It’s none of your business. Why did you change your mobile phone number again? Did you get raped again? Go to the next page. I can't get rid of this girl Page 09 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 :> "Hey, Mr. Zhang, you still understand me. . . J Joke Nonsense JB, if it weren't for me, you'd still be working as a coolie in Panyu right now. .: Tell me, what are you doing to me? Is the store out of money again? I deliberately lost it to a scammer. Just tell me a few words and see if you can take the bait. Yes, brother, money is too tight recently. Can you lend me some more? The liar is very clever. Shun. The pole went straight up X Damn it, I’ve only been away for two years and you’ve given me such a good time. Damn it. Tell me how much your grandson wants this time. The liar hesitated for a moment and asked for 20,000, brother. Go to next page Page 10 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > "I decided to start implementing the conspiracy that I have been planning for a long time. Who is your big brother? . The old rule is to call godfather and give him five thousand. . J Joke .: The liar was a little hesitant. I I'm so clueless that when the other party understands and comes back to scold me, I'll just cut off the phone. Half a minute later, I laughed and said, Haha, good son, then hung up the phone and put the number in blacklist Page 11 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 I'm too pure : > " .By piggestbaby . J Joke .: When I lived in the graduate dormitory, Every night after the lights are turned off, there is the sound of tables being moved from the upper floor. Thumb, thump, thump I was very upset at the time and wanted to ask them not to sweep the floor in the middle of the night. 8 years later I finally understand Page 12 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , superfluous . . .: ." 00 By SHENOK :> "Yesterday I played badminton mixed doubles with someone and got excited. I chased and killed the ball. . The ball hit the opposite mm’s plump chest and then bounced out of bounds. . J Joke .: I blurted out and exclaimed, "It's so elastic." mm instantly blushed with embarrassment, half angry, half shy and glanced at me Seeing this, I also realized that there was an ambiguity in that sentence. I quickly explained, ah, I was talking about the ball. .... Page 13 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Re: conditioned reflex zz . . .: ." 00 By riverhead : > "It's about the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty. A troupe went to Yangzhou to perform and was very popular. . Welcome. The income is quite good. The class leader is in a good mood. I will take the class with me this evening. . J Joke A group of men went to visit Li Chun Yuan. At this time, Xiaobao had already bought Li Chun Yuan Chunhua. .: After becoming a boss, Chunhua saw a guest coming and brought a group of young girls to the class leader. Welcoming him into the yard, he was half drunk. The class teacher was in a hurry. He got up and went to the toilet. He didn’t realize he had drunk too much. He was on the way. He was crooked to the ground. Spring flowers happened to be passing by and he quickly helped the class leader up. The class leader was blinded by wine and could only smell the fragrance of makeup and powder on his hands. Unable to resist, Chunhua started touching her hands in an inappropriate manner. Chunhua smiled and knocked off the class leader’s hand and said Class leader, it’s so shameless to touch someone so old. Page 14 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 Sitting for long periods of time is bad for your kidneys : > " .By ELF2004 . J Joke .: Junior brother, I heard that sitting for a long time is bad for the kidneys. Senior brother, which one? Junior brother, the one with two people Page 15 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Never take children to concerts . . .: ." 00 By eeshui : > " . Someone gave my colleague Yundi Li’s concert tickets as a gift. They were still in the second row. . J Joke wanted her baby to receive the influence of the master, so she took her daughter with her. .: Before the concert started, Li Yundi saluted everyone and sat down at the piano to prepare to play. The venue was quiet. Suddenly my colleague was dissatisfied. My 3-year-old daughter said loudly, "Mom, why is this aunt doing this?" Playing the piano The colleague hurriedly covered her mouth and put her index finger to her mouth to shush. The little girl nodded sensibly. He also put his index finger to his mouth, shush, and then said loudly, "Mom, why?" Her father couldn't stand it anymore and took her out to play. Page 16 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 Tianya’s reply about threezz : > " By hudoumimi . . J Joke .: Author daniellsh Reply date 2008 9 12 12:10:28 Sanlu says dairy farmers adulterated melamine Dairy farmers say cows are laced with melamine The cow said the grass was laced with melamine Grass says Grass Page 17 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , job hopping zz . . .: ." 00 By TaoTeChing : > "These days, people from the water company keep coming to our unit. Please call directly. . I talked, so there were rumors in the work that I was probably going to change jobs. I have a nose and a nose. . J Joke said immediately that I was going to jump to the water company. This groundless rumor made me stand alone. .: I am very passive in my position. My boss ignored me when he saw me and had a cold attitude. No more rolling your eyes Yesterday I took the bus home. I got a call from my boss on the bus. Where was it? I said it was in the car. The boss asked where the car was. I said it was in front of my house. As soon as I finished speaking, the PA rang in the bus. The water company has arrived. If there are any passengers getting off the bus, please get off at the front door. The call ends with a beep on your mobile phone. The boss hung up. I called him again but he didn’t answer. In the afternoon, my boss called me into his office. After a long silence, he asked me if I had been there recently. It didn’t go well. I answered honestly, “Yes, I’ve been very depressed recently.” The boss took out a pack of cigarettes and handed it over. Give one to me and smoke one for yourself. I puffed on the smoke ring for a long time and then asked again. Are there any other companies that are often looking for you recently? I said yes. Go to the next page. Ah, mainly the water company comes to see me every day and the boss talks to me. Page 18 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " . I was honest and asked, "What are they looking for you for?" I had to . J Joke said that I owe them more than a thousand yuan in water bills and they are here to pay. .: The boss didn't believe it. Why did you owe so much water bill? Where do you live? I told the boss, yes. Over the past few years, my family lives in a water company. My wife is an employee of the water plant. The boss said, "Oh." If you have some understanding, do water plant employees have to pay back their water bills now? My answer is no. Only my family has to pay back their water bills. My boss didn’t understand why I lit the cigarette he handed me and took a deep breath. My wife quit her job My wife quit her job My wife quit her job Page 19 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " . I met two thieves on the train and loudly used the dialect of my family to locate the target. . J Joke .: By slafgod There is a man and a woman, 5 or 6 meters apart. The woman is behind me. The man instructs the woman to steal which one, and he also says to steal the ticket first. The target is me Page 20 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , ptt [joke] Being a president requires practice since childhood!! . . .: ." 00 By DNA : > " Author hoching self-hypnosis ZZzz... Kanban joke . Title [Joke] You have to practice being president since you were a child!! . J Joke Time Thu Sep 18 10:50:34 2008 .: Teacher Xiao Ming, a classmate reported you for cheating in the exam last Friday. Xiao Ming, please don’t slander me. I am the monitor and I have high moral standards. Will I cheat? If you can provide evidence that I cheated, I will automatically drop out of school. Teacher, isn't this your cheat sheet? Xiao Ming, as a monitor, I have to deal with a lot of class matters every day, so I inevitably don’t have enough time to study. But I still insist on serving everyone and stay up late to study by myself Teacher, let me ask you again, is this your cheat sheet? If so, go to the next page. According to school regulations, you may be expelled from school. Page 21 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " . Xiao Ming, my personal choice is insignificant, but if I am framed for cheating, . J Joke has ruined the reputation of the class. How should I behave when I ask my classmates to go out? .: Teacher, okay, seeing as you keep looking around and talking about it, obviously this cheat sheet is yours. Xiao Ming, no, this is not mine. It belongs to Mr. A. Teacher, who is Mr. A? Xiao Ming, as the squad leader, I have to be loyal. I can’t betray my classmates just because I want to protect myself. I would rather be wronged than say anything because I caused my classmates to have their points deducted. Teacher, but the handwriting on this is clearly yours. Your handwriting is easy to recognize. Go to next page Page 22 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > "Xiao Ming, you know it with your knees. I got 60 points without cheating." . I have to cheat for multiple 5 and 10 points. . J Joke, will I get kicked out of school? Will I be a crooked brother? .: Teacher, cheating is wrong Xiao Ming, have you ever investigated that the other 1,999 out of 2,000 students in the school did not cheat? Senior Xiaohua, who just graduated last year, cheated. Why didn't you catch him? Teacher, if I catch you cheating now, of course I have to deal with it. This has nothing to do with other students. Xiao Ming, I’ve been doing this for three years. Why didn’t you tell me at the beginning that you couldn’t bring cheat sheets to the exam? Only now do you come out and say I cheated Go to next page Page 23 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " .Teacher, because the teacher trusted everyone before, he didn’t deliberately catch him. . J Joke But a classmate reported it today and the teacher had to do something. .: Xiao Ming, okay, let me say it again. If you catch me cheating next time, I will automatically drop out of school. Teacher, didn’t you just say that if I could provide evidence that you cheated, you would automatically drop out of school? Xiao Ming, that was caught indirectly. It doesn’t count. If you caught him directly on the spot, I would be convinced. Teacher, cheating is cheating. Are there points for direct or indirect? Xiao Ming, teacher, you are from another province. Teacher Go to next page Page 24 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > "Xiao Ming, my grandfather was killed by the Kuomintang troops during the February 28 Incident. . My father was also arrested and imprisoned during the Formosa incident. . J Joke You people from other provinces love to bully us Taiwanese. .: Teacher, I am from this province. Xiao Ming, then you must be a Taiwan traitor sent by the CCP to Taiwan as an undercover agent, a fellow traveler of the CCP, and a member of the pro-Taiwan clique. You go back to the mainland Teacher, forget it. The teacher won’t punish you. Xiao Ming, cheat well. You will definitely be the president in the future. Page 25 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Hello are you Mr. Niu [Small original] . . .: ." 00 By Joe :> "Original, I heard what a colleague said . . J Joke My colleague’s sister in Shanghai really likes to watch concerts, but she doesn’t want to buy such high original price tickets. .: So she usually goes to buy scalper tickets before the show starts, so she saves the phone numbers of many scalpers. Then one day there was a concert that mm liked, so mm took out her phone and found scalper A’s phone number. mm: Hello, are you Mr. Niu? I want to buy tickets for tonight’s concert. Scalper: Khan did not speak. mm: Hey, are you Mr. Niu? I want to buy scalper tickets. Scalper: It’s me, I’m not Mr. Niu, my surname is Huang mm: Khan Mr. Huang...I want to buy scalper tickets... Um... that's it. It seems a little cold... Page 26 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , reprint a perpetual motion machine . . .: ." 00 By phxO : > " Author doglegs Tentacle Demon King . Title Perpetual Motion Machine . J Joke Time Tue Sep 23 20:16:24 2008 .: Cats always fall to the ground on all fours when they fall from a height When toast is dropped, the buttered side will always face down. The experimenter tied a piece of buttered toast bread to the cat's back and let the cat fall from a high place. So you can see that the cat will keep spinning and falling If such a cat can be successfully used in a motor It should be able to become a perpetual motion machine. Page 27 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , [Speechless] Who are you and how do you know from ptt . . .: ." 00 By collect : > " Author haha0805 Star Kanban StupidClown . Title [Speechless] Who are you? How do you know? . J Joke Time Mon Sep 22 21:28:39 2008 .: The weather in Jingmei today is windy, rainy and sunny. Damn it. As soon as get out of class is over, I rush home as soon as possible to get ready. As soon as I got on the bus, I walked to the seat at the back and sat down. Because I want to sit at the bottom station and it’s far enough to reach East Lake. After an hour and a half of driving, I was so bored that I could only sleep... Just when I was about to fall asleep, a girl came next to me Not straight, but he still has a good temperament. But the perfume he wears is so strong that I can’t stand it. I couldn't sleep either and could only look at the "scenery" outside that I had seen hundreds of times. Five minutes passed like this, and suddenly I felt a tap on my shoulder. My OS doesn’t know how to do it, he’s so unscrupulous "What's the matter?" I turned around and asked him. Go to the next page. Page 28 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > ""Excuse me, where can I get off at Songshan Station?" He obviously came from somewhere else. . I came from a place where I was confused when I asked. . J Joke The World Trade Center 3 seen from the window is still some distance away from Songshan Station. .: So I told him, "Don't worry, I'll tell you when we get there." "Okay, thank you." After saying that, he turned his head and took a nap. 20 minutes later The car drove for 20 minutes and was almost at Fenfenpu. It was only 3 stops away from Songshan Station. So I patted her awake while she was sleeping. "Classmate, classmate, I am arriving at Songshan Station. It will be there in three stops." He first looked at me sleepily and then shouted "Who are you? How did you know I was going to Songshan Station?" "Who are you? How did you know I was going to Songshan Station?" "Who are you? How did you know I was going to Songshan Station?" "Who are you? How did you know I was going to Songshan Station?" Go to next page Page 29 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 At that moment, everyone on the bus was looking at me, making me look like I had changed : > "Like a stalker . The air condensed for nearly 10 seconds . J Joke Some boys seem to have upright faces, as if they want to rush over and punch me a few times. .: The other girls in the car all looked at me like they were trash. I was so contemptuous. The bus driver seems to be ready to drive to the police station. At this moment, the girl who was dragging the line shouted loudly again "Ah" By invitation, you screamed as if you were being sexually harassed by me. All that comes to my mind is the regret that I felt after being taken to the police station and imprisoned, but not taking advantage of anything. expression "I remembered that I asked you to remind me, right? Haha." The boy who was staring at me made a few awkward noises Others also laughed along, and the atmosphere on the bus was harmonious for a while. The farce ended after he said sorry and got off the car... Continue to the next page Page 30 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " When I was about to get off the bus, I asked the driver a question . . J Joke "Did you just plan to drive to the police station?" .: "Young man, you made me miss one less time. Hahahahahahaha." Damn, I'll take the MRT next time. At least he won't drive directly to the police station. Page 31 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 It’s a joke to cheat someone [Wall Painting Correction 1: Trap a Brick’s Real Joke] : > " [Wall Painting Correction 2: A real joke about Brick] . [Wall Painting Correction 3: Trapping a Brick is really a joke] . J Joke ..... .: By techwolf I come first My high school classmate rushed to our dormitory one day, picked up a brick in the room and Rush out with an expressionless face We all looked at each other and rushed out. Turns out that guy was cracking walnuts in his dormitory and saw us and said Let’s just say, there aren’t that many walnuts. Page 32 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > "The current waiters are also quite funny. . . J Joke By southsmall .: A few days ago, during dinner at work, a young colleague asked for a large bottle of Sprite. I emptied my house and when it was my turn, the bottle was empty. So the colleague shook the Sprite bottle and asked the waiter, do you still have this? The waiter ran over and took the bottle and inspected it carefully. Say it again with a sincere face: No more Page 33 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , Today I saw Newman’s copycat number-taking queuing system. . . .: ." 00 By cmouse : > " . This morning I went to the Pacific Newman Repair Center and saw the number pick-up there. . J Joke queuing system is really strong and fake. .: Entering the door of the maintenance center, I first saw the maintenance procedures posted on the wall. Take a number. Please give a number. Check and repair. After completing the service, I glanced around and saw no number-taking machine anywhere. I took a step forward and tried again. Look, there's a front desk girl sitting in the corner. There's a sign on the wall next to where to take the number. I walked over and she asked me if I was coming. I said it was for maintenance, and mm handed me a thin piece of paper with 5 written on it in ballpoint pen on the back of the piece of paper. There are also other words printed on it. It seems to be quite economical and environmentally friendly. I can't help but feel cold. I took the number and sat on the sofa waiting for the number to be called. I thought I would wait until there was a call from the back room saying "No. 5!" After entering, I heard "Ding Dong" coming from the speaker. Please go to the second reception room. It seems that it is not yet possible. It's all human flesh After entering the hut, I sent things to be repaired and then sat and waited in the small room. Continue to the next page. There is a CRT monitor on the side at the entrance of the house. It displays a black background. Page 34 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 rows of red numbers and some words in green and I thought, hey, there's a job here. The staff was watching the market while working. After observing for a while, they found that it was not the market. : > "The black interface is a Qianqianjingting playlist with a very large font size. .The content of the playlist isThe content is . J Joke .: 01 1 01 2 02 1 02 2 03 1 03 2 04 1 ... A staff member came over, moved the cursor to 09 1, and pressed Enter again. Then a ding came from outside. Boom, please invite user No. 9 to the first reception room. I'm shocked. Page 35 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " There's a lot more . . J 小黑屋 By holymos .: Last summer, I watched a music program with my mother at home. It was a concert. Suddenly a question came to mind and I asked, are there still fake performances in modern concerts? If so, can you hear it? My mother replied that amateurs can’t hear it, but professionals can. Then my mom told me a joke It was said that there was a concert and the person playing some instrument accidentally dropped a P. Then the conductor immediately shouted "Stop" and there was an extra "Duo dou" over there. Page 36 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " Re: I know how to fight . . J 小黑屋 By slowboywyf .: On the first day of university registration, a buddy from the dormitory across the street checked in a little late. The one who found the dormitory was immediately greeted by everyone in the dormitory. Giving up my seat and laughing with me, I couldn’t help but have a wonderful vision for the next four years of college life. It wasn't until later that someone in their dormitory couldn't help but cautiously asked his uncle When will your son come? Page 37 . . . ,. . : :.' ..:. : , . . .: ." 00 : > " . .J .: Editor of this issue: MMJoke zhaodc & yoo Joke Dio & mmzt small black room yutourr Paint the wall PattyX Page 38