发信人: Dio (臭·破·死·烂·脏·豆), 信区: Joke
标 题: [月刊]期待已久的七八月奥运特刊
发信站: 水木社区 (Thu Sep 11 09:04:53 2008), 站内
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.︵ ▏ ∶ ¨‥ ˙|□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□|7+8月奥运特刊▕.︵
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)︶.▏| 第一章 MMJoke精选 |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅰ- MMJoke 双月精选 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| + 突然发现我买了一双很黄很暴力的拖鞋 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=40622 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| + 那个要狮子头的过来看看 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=40696 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| + 凉席 |▕.)╭
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╯╮▏| + 毛主席说,我给你10块钱,你去画隔壁列宁吧 |▕.)╮
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╭ )▏| + 倒霉催的猫 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=43348 |▕╯╮
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)︶.▏| Ⅰ- MMJoke 双月精选 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| + 无聊笔记本-1 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=40035 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| + 无聊笔记本-2 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=40036 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| + Re: 陕西省民警11种新装备亮相 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=40421 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| + 一种猫头鹰的搞怪表情 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=40548 |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅰ- MMJoke 双月精选 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| + 重庆标语,无敌了 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=42010 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| + 宅男技能树 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=43127 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| + 这个,囧,old么 |▕.)╭
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╯╮▏| + 尼日利亚球迷助威图 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=42878 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| + 福娃打架,太可爱了 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=872&id=42761 |▕╯╮
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)︶.▏| 第二章 Joke版面原创 |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| 老爸的笑话 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: ppanda |▕)︶.
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.)╮▏| 老爸电话响了,他正忙着,让我接,我一看,来电显示的:五岳 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 之首,我说这谁啊! |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 我爸说:你姥爷! |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| 小黑屋的故事 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: gentboy |▕)︶.
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.)╮▏| 冂:原来,揪客有个小黑屋,开始没有什么人,大门也是敞开着的 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 冋:后来,小黑屋里放了张桌子,人也渐渐多了起来 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 冏:zt们见小黑屋热闹了,就摆了两把椅子,宣称小黑屋归他们所有 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 囧:群众们当然不干了,大家在xinghe大佬的带领下造反,结果zt们 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 一怒之下,把xhw的大门关上了,还用桌子把门顶上。 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 烱:群众们更不干了,放火烧了xhw,把门都烧掉了,zt们也都被烧死了|▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 冏:现在xhw里只剩下了一张桌子,两把椅子。 __ |▕╯╮
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| 老婆婆 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: yutourr |▕)︶.
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.)╮▏| 坐地铁去崇文门,快到站了我站起来,旁边有个老婆婆把我按了 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 下去:不用了,我扶着站着就行了。 |▕.)╭
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| Re: 突然发现一个可以取代told的好词 |▕╭ )
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.)╮▏| ┌─────────────┐ Tooooooooooooooooooold! |▕(︶.
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)︶.▏| │◣│■│≤│≥│●│‖│T│ Tooooooooooooooooooold! |▕╯╮
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
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(︶.▏| 壮壮的童言妙语! |▕╭ )
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.)╮▏| 我大学同学的小孩,也是我干儿子,4岁。 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 有一天他问我同学:“妈妈,你怎么叫开车的叫师傅呀?”我同 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 学说:“开车的都叫师傅呀。”接下来他冒出一句:“那哪吒的师傅 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 怎么不开车呀?”晕~~~~~~ |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 还有一天,我同学喂他吃药,他说:“妈妈,这药太苦了,你给 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 放点糖不行吗?”为了他能把药吃了,我同学到厨房转了一圈,也没 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 放糖,就说:“妈妈已经放糖了,来喝了吧。”他反而说:“ __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 妈妈,你不是不喜欢我吃糖吗,你都放糖了,我怎么喝呀!” ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 唉,一个大人,让孩子给耍了... │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| (*^__^*) 嘻嘻…… \││/ |▕╭ )
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(︶.▏| 说一个上学时候的事吧 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: axe |▕)︶.
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.)╮▏| 那时候喜欢去游泳,因为水里有好多PPMM可以看,所以会经常和 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 一个哥们一起去。结果那天终于游累了(确切的说是肚子挺不住了要 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 填充),就往回走,进了男更衣室门一转弯就到了冲澡的地方,扒光 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 了就开始冲。不太记得当时说的具体内容了反正一边洗一边谈论看到 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 的PPMM,认识的不认识的比来比去。然后你猜怎么着? |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| (使劲往下翻吧,我喜欢这样,本来多发几个帖子来 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 说一件事的,怕被骂死) ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
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.)╭▏| [刷墙工注: 刷成翻一页得了,使劲翻...刷墙的被骂死] \││/ |▕╭ )
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.)╮▏| 擦拭身上的水时我有意无意的看了他脚一眼,发现他没穿拖鞋, |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 就说你拖鞋落在泳池旁边了。他说好啊我去拿顺便可以再看看XXX MM |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 游泳的样子木哈哈说着就往外走。。。。。 |▕╭ )
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.)╮▏| 等他就转过那个门了,我突然醒悟丫没穿泳裤就走了!没穿泳裤 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 子!!没穿泳裤子!!!当时就一手拎上他的裤头一边追过去喊回来 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 没穿泳裤!!!!! |▕╭ )
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.)╮▏| 估计是冲澡的声间大更衣室隔音好?他竟然没听见!更可怕的是, |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 冲到那个门口我才想起来停住别冲动,我也没穿!我也没穿!! |▕.)╭
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.)╮▏| 然后我伸出脑袋向外看,看他在一片MM的惊叫声和GG的喝彩声中, |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 从容的穿上拖鞋回来了,见到我还问,咋了?都叫啥呢?从那以儿以 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 后,他再也没去那里游过泳 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
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╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 查房对话 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: roseven |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 病房里来俩新病人,医生早上来查房。 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 医生:你晓得自己啥子病不? |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 病人A:晓得,晓得!白血病嘛! |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 医生(翻病历):你接触过放射性物质、油漆、汽油一类的物质没? |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 病人A:我在鞋厂做事…… |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 医生(恍然貌):哦!鞋厂在哪儿呢? __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 病人A:福建莆田。 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 医生:家里经济条件怎么样?有医保没? │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 病人A(嘿嘿而笑):唉,就是不好啊,没医保! \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 医生:你们卖鞋子不是很赚钱的嘛! |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 病人A(叹):哪有哦!现在生意不好做!现在厂里卖一双皮鞋才卖三 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 五十元,你说有多赚钱? |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 医生:那我给你开点便宜的化疗药嘛。可以不? |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 医生A:谢谢医生! |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 医生:你有没有啥不舒服? |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 病人B:还不都是白血病,能有多舒服? |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 医生(翻病历):是在吉林大学附属医院查的呀?你咋在那去了呢? |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 病人B:唉!我小儿子在长春擦皮鞋!我过去帮了一年多的手! __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 医生(又恍然貌):唉!你们看嘛,你们看嘛,又是做皮鞋的! ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 那些化学物质碰了容易得病呀!你家头经济│ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 情况怎么样?有医保没? \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 病人B(开头听过A查房的经历了):便宜药疗效差的嘛,有没有稍微高 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 一点档次的药? |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 医生:只要有钱,啥样的药都有!你家谁供养你嘛? |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 病人B:就小儿子挣钱多点,其他两个子女每人也拿点嘛。 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 医生:你小儿子挣好多一个月? |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 病人B:这要看天气。生意不好呢一天就一百来块钱,生意好呢一天三 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 四百嘛。 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 医生(大惊):这么多啊?!你小儿子不是在擦皮鞋么? |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| (后面的实习医生眼睛都亮了,可能脱了衣服回去就要改行了。) |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 病人B:咳,你不晓得,那边的人只有钱呀,穿的皮鞋都是千 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 千子的!擦一次皮鞋就五元,翻新啊修鞋呀一次就五 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 十,办会员卡呢便宜点,也要三十元一次,你说赚不 │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 赚钱?(自豪状)给你说啊,长春做这行生意的,全是 \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 我儿子介绍过去的我们岳池老乡! |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 医生:哦,知道了。我给你开合适的药嘛。 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 医生:你喃小伙子?没啥不舒服吧? |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 我:我笑得肚子痛! (头一个病人说做一双鞋不到五十块钱,后一个 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 病人修一双鞋就至少五十元,五十元的鞋倒几转卖一千,卖鞋的 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 没有擦鞋的赚钱!) |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 医生(没听见):正常的!正常的!(走掉。) |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 推荐一个洗浴中心把 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: yaoge |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 话说初中一同学,其父是某单位车队领导 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 90年左右,很抢手,在小学时代三天两头被校领导请到学校,借 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 车帮忙,不胜其烦 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 所以上初中时留了心眼,嘱咐其子在父亲单位职业,写某单位锅 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 炉工 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 自以为万事大吉 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 没成想安心不到俩月,某天儿子回家,一脸沮丧,说老爹明天老 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 师让你去一趟 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 老爹说倒霉孩子你是不是又跟人吹牛说我管好些车? │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 儿子很无辜,说没有,学校锅炉坏了 \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 今天比较背,被三波人查(转载) |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: thinkfree |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 一出家门,等公交,过来一胖警察,非要看看我身份证,那就看吧。 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 下了公交取自行车出来,来俩警花,声音比较好听,又查了一次。 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 到单位门口,五辆警车路边排开。分不清被谁查的。 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 到写字楼门口,保安说:“证件!”我说“没看刚被看过么?!” |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 到了座位上,实在觉得憋屈,领导来了,一看我,惊讶的问:“你头 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 上干嘛别个梳子?” |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 糗到家了。 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 猪头逃生记 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: danta |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 豆豆和mm猪头有一天被食人族抓去了 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 被食人族部落首领嫌弃肉太少了 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 不能被喂人 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 只能喂宠物 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 被一大一小的用绳子绑在树上了 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 为了tx这俩小喷油 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 首领让在绳子下边放了一只蜡烛 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 蜡烛旁边放了一只老虎 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 等蜡烛把绳子烧断了 │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 老虎就可以吃饭了 \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 结果豆豆和mm猪头很聪明啊! |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 他们商量一起唱起了生日快乐歌 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 唱完老虎把蜡烛吹灭了~~ |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 他们就逃过了一劫 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 可惜啊 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 这俩猪头没法下来了 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 吊在树上吊死了 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 猪头,就是猪头啊!! |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| mm砍价 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: bigcat |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 军训时,军训基地不是封闭管理么? |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 但挡不住某些大妈挎个篮儿装点冰棍偷偷在窗户下面卖.... |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 有次我们跟某大妈买冰棍,一共买8根想砍个价,结果大妈说: |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| “我本来就不挣你钱!!!看我这又翻墙又被人抓的,容易么?” |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 然后宿舍那个负责砍价的mm说: |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| “哦,原来你不挣钱啊,那你每天又翻墙又被人抓的 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| --纯是为找刺激呢是么?” __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 。。。。。大妈哽住,半晌无语。遂以偶方出价成交。 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 问个无聊的问题,大家怎么给自己的分区命名的? |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: muteswan |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 曾经有个男生帮我给硬盘分区,命名卷标为,lovely,beautiful,|▕(︶.
╭ )▏| pretty,smart,sweet等等。。。。 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 过了很久我才注意到, 质问为什么beautiful的容量最小。。。。 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 对方无语,遂改之。。 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 可怜的拉布拉多警犬 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: SuLiang |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 在一个奥运城市出差,住在一个奥运媒体住的酒店 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 进去要做很严格的安检,让人烦不胜烦 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 昨天晚上等待安检的时候看到一辆运泔水的拖拉机车进来 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 一开始奥运保安不让进,开拖拉机的哥们儿给他看了经过认证的 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 门牌才让进 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 一开始一个保安上拖拉机检查,过了一会儿下来说:tmd,太味儿 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 了受不了,你来 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 第二个保安上去检查,过了一会儿下来说:tmd,太味儿了 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 受不了,警犬来 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 一条拉布拉多警犬上去了,过了会儿下来说:汪汪汪 │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 然后就跑到远处趴下了...... \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 左撇子 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: pEaklAUrEL |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 转自天涯,一个专管割包皮的护士mm写的系列中的: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 割包皮之火眼金睛~ |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 记得有一次割的时候,和一个来学习的医生搭台。叫病人脱了裤 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 子躺好以后开始手术,看那个医生拿针和镊子的手正好跟平时的相反, |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 我就随口问了一句:咦,你是左撇子啊? __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 那个医生还没来得及回答,就听到下面的病人大叫:哇, ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 医生你太牛B了吧,看看老二就能知道我是左撇子~~ │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 现在的小mm啊 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: ByBYoung |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 中午楼下楼下两个90后的小mm在聊天 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| mmA:暑假你妈给你报班了没? |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| mmB:(很谦逊的)给我报了个班学萨克 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| mmA:(惊讶状)还有萨克班?自己在家拿根香蕉练练不就行了? |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 两人遂娇笑一团 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅱ- Joke 精彩原创 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 凶zz |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: yegle |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 晚上骑自行车回家,路过一个很宽的十字路口,看到路上大大的写 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 着"凶 凶 凶..." |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 感觉很诡异,很不吉利... |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 后来在知道是"左转等待 区 直行 区 等待 区 ...." |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ ﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
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╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 第三章 奥运也幽默 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
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( ╯▏ ︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 贝克汉姆在闭幕式上开球的真正含义 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: pattybest@liliacbbs, zz by rtm |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| ___ __ 我想了半天也没明白,后来终于明白了,他 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| /\╱ \/ 的意思是说: |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| │ . .︳ 中国奥运办的这么好,我们还开个球啊~~ |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| o-╲__00) |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| \ `o |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| /_\_ / ̄ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| " "︵ \ │ " " |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| "" (( ) ︺" " ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| " ︶ " " ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -31-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 赛后有人安慰唉闷死 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: yegle |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 赛后有人安慰埃蒙斯 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| ___ __ “上届有个人比你还惨,最后 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| /\╱_\/ 一枪打别人靶上了,别伤心了” |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| │ .\__︳_____,_ _ ▕╲ 其实……其实我正在为进入小 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| _</ ̄╭--o▔ 丅 ̄ -˙▕ ︳黑屋努力着…… |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| \╱' ̄ / │ ____ \_︳ |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| │ -═︳ │|╲__╲ │ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| │ / │ ∧ ︳ ̄︳ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︺ ︺ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -32-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| zz不什和涛哥的对话 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ zz by: Vv85 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 不什:(逗逗小胡)晚上去看篮球比赛! |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| ______| 涛哥:(靠!害我啊)哎呀!晚上忙啊!改 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ \╳╳/|_ 天去看乒乓球吧! |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ \/\/ | \ 不什:(妈的,忽悠我)那你明天有空看游 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| │ . .︳  ̄ \ 泳比赛不? |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| ╲__00) 涛哥:(草,怕你)我已经决定去看跳水了,|▕)︶.
)︶.▏| / ︵o 那可是空中芭蕾啊!。 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| \ o(ㄨ) 不什:(晕,看来不出狠的不行了)那我们 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| / /\︶︳ 去看男足吧! ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏|─︺─︺─── 涛哥:囧...还是去看篮球吧 ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -33-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 看开幕式彩排的时候 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ::::: ::::: ─ by: yeee |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| :: :: :: |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| ::::: :: :: 场地上出现“60”和“60”,俺大声念道:GO GO! |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| :: :: :: :: 于是周围人纷纷:哦……go go |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ::::: ::::: |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 看见了“50”和“50”,俺说:so so ? |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 周围人沉默 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| ::::: ::::: |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| :: :: :: 看见了“40”和“40” |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ::::: :: :: 俺才明白是……倒计时…… |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| :: :: :: ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ::::: ::::: ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -34-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 三则政治笑话zz |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ zz by: gentboy |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 其一: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 三个游客正在讨论去俄罗斯旅游的事情。第一个游客说:“我想 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 去莫斯科,据说那里的地铁很漂亮。”第二个游客说:“我想去圣彼 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 得堡尝尝鱼子酱。”第三个游客说:“我想去第比利斯喝葡萄酒。” |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 他的同伴提醒他:“第比利斯是在格鲁吉亚。”他回答说:“哦,我 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 看完北京奥赛会才去呢。” |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 其二: |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 格鲁吉亚总统萨卡什维利向全国发表讲话:“斯大林 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 同志一定会站在我们这边,毕竟他是一个格鲁吉亚人。” ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -35-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 有记者问俄国总统普京他对这句话作何感想,普京反击说:“科西嘉 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 人当初也是这么以为的。” |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 其三: |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| “假如俄罗斯再不撤出格鲁吉亚领土,我国将采取行动。”波兰 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 代表在一次国际会议上警告说。俄罗斯代表反唇相讥:“作为两个大 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 国之间的一块擦鞋垫,应该有些自知之明。”随即韩国代表提出抗议 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 并退场。 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
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( ╯▏ -36-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 据传中美男篮决战两边的篮筐大小不一样 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: initLove, zz by QinXiangLin |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 上半场,美国的篮筐比篮球小,中国的篮筐正常|▕(︶.
╭ )▏| ______| 上半场 30:0 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ \╳╳/|_ |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ \/\/ | \ 下半场, 美国队打算扳回来 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| │ . .︳  ̄ \ 发现篮筐没被动手脚,篮球变大了 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| ╲__00) 下半场 0:0 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| / ︵o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| \ o(ㄨ) 最后 30:0 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| / /\︶︳ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏|─︺─︺─── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -37-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 国猪对联 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: flyingcowboy |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| ___ __ 谢天,谢地,谢亚龙, 噢,谢特! |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| /\╱ \/ |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| │ . .︳ 发钱,发车,发美女, 嘢,发克! |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| o-╲__00) |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| \ `o |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| /_\_ / ̄ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| " "︵ \ │ " " |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| "" (( ) ︺" " ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| " " ︶ " " " ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 菲尔普斯真是禽兽(x) |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: TJjerry |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 说到游泳想起一段对话: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| A: 中国男子游泳最高也就拿过第四名。 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| ╲ B: 没办法,游泳是中国弱项。 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| _▁_ ____ _▁_ | ╲ C: 而且人家泳衣都是特制的,你看那 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ___\ ╲ | ╲ 个索普…… |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| .(").(")├<>-<︳(").("). ╲ B: 以后应该全部裸泳,nnd,让你 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| __ ;,o-╲ _00) -─- ___\ ╲ 用泳衣欺负人。 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| _▁ ` _▁ -─-  ̄ ╲ | ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| -─- -─-- ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 菲尔普斯真是禽兽(x) |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: TJjerry |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| A: 好主意,然后在泳池下面都贴上裸女图 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 案,增加阻力…… |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| ╲ 一群人淫笑ing... |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| _▁_ ____ _▁_ | ╲ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ___\ ╲ | ╲ 这时D开口了: |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| .(").(")├<>-<︳(").("). ╲ 那,小日本不就占便宜了么…… |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| __ ;,o-╲ _00) -─- ___\ ╲ …… |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| _▁ ` _▁ -─-  ̄ ╲ | ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| -─- -─-- ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 张艺谋选奥运会开幕式演员 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: cYXo |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 几个月前,张艺谋对一个mm说:想不想来参演 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 我执导的奥运会开幕式? |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| mm:背景我不当 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 张:绝对给镜头 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ mm:看不见脸镜头就给切过去的我不干 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| │ . .︳ 张:绝对让你出场超过1小时 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| o-╲__00) mm:站着不动的我不来 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| ,\ `o 张:保证让你蹦蹦跳跳 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╲_ - / ̄ mm:这么好???那好吧我答应了。 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| __ \ │ _ 然后该mm就当了运动员入场式的欢迎 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ︺ 啦啦队员跳了一两个小时..... ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 昨天去看奥运 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: Fgps |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 拳击比赛 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 休息的时候中间大屏幕就会蹦出福娃 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| ____─- /\╱ \/ 然后打出:位选手加油、cheers等等 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏|___ˊ ̄\☆ > <︳ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| _╲╮/ ☆_)00) 过一会,屏幕打出“一起造人” !&*(%% |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| ─ ̄ > ╲ _ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 〔_\_ ︿(") 囧rz中,发现后面还有个“浪”字被灯光挡住了 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ / ` ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ───︺─── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -42-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 会不会出现这种情况 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: Matisse, zz by: oldbug |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| _ _ 运动员举起杠铃后站不稳,一步一步 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| /\\ __ _ /\\ 向裁判踱步,吓的裁判赶紧鸣笛有效让他 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏|▕▕├o────o─│︳ 放下杠铃。 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| \//│\︳ . .︳ \// |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| ╲╲__00) |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ / |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| /-═-\ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ /\ │ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺─︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -43-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 其实弃权内幕是这样 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: ChenKaiGe, zz by: funicorn |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 石智勇和棒子斗嘴 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| _ _ 石智勇说你们这帮弱人,我等你们三把全 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| /\\ __ _ /\\ 完了,上去举一下就把金牌拿走了 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏|▕▕├o────o─│︳ 棒子不服,说你开把多少,我一定比你晚 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| \//│\︳ . .︳ \// 出场 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| ╲╲__00) 石智勇说我TM不出场了 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ / 棒子也说我TM也受伤不上了 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| /-═-\ 棒子内心很得意,回头一看,原来该级别 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| │ /\ │ 中国有两人参赛 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺─︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
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( ╯▏ -44-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 中学时一个经典的110米栏的比赛 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: stulip |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 学校开运动会,我们那个事事都想比人强的班主任逼着全班每个 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 人都要报项目 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 然后大家就尽量选一些难度比较低的比赛去报名 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| ___ __ 班里一个最弱的男生(真的是手 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| ___ /\╱ \/ 无缚鸡之力,完全没有运动细胞的那 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| ╲ │ . .︳ 种)没抢过别人最后只好报了个110 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ o-╲__00) __╱ 米栏 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╲`〉 o_/─ˊ 比赛开始了,该男生跑到第一个 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ╱ / \╱︳/ ╲ 栏前,停下,抬脚跨过去, ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏|╱───/───︺─\───╲ 费了好大的劲才没有被绊 ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -45-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 倒,再跑到第二个栏前,重复第一个栏前的动作,这次更辛苦也更不稳 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 也不知道是什么给他的灵感,他跑到第三个栏前时不再使劲跨过去 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 了,而是很干脆地伸手推倒了跨栏,然后轻松地迈过去,再小跑到第四 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 个。。。第五个,都故技重施,全校师生都惊呆了,全看着他一个接一 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 个地推倒那些跨栏。。。 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 终于我们班主任看不下去了,恼羞成怒地冲上去把正在推倒第六个 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| ___ __ 栏的该男拖了下去 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| ___ /\╱ \/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| ╲ │ . .︳ 全场顿时爆发了一阵大笑 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ o-╲__00) __╱ 多年后还是学校的经典保留笑话 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╲`〉 o_/─ˊ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ╱ / \╱︳/ ╲ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏|╱───/───︺─\───╲ ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -46-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 刚看到一个很搞的贴 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: goodbyehello |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| “如果菲尔普斯宣布独立,他将暂列奖牌榜第四” |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| ╲ |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| _▁_ ____ _▁_ | ╲ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ___\ ╲ | ╲ |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| .(").(")├<>-<︳(").("). ╲ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| __ ;,o-╲ _00) -─- ___\ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| _▁ ` _▁ -─-  ̄ ╲ | ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| -─- -─-- ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -47-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 可爱的肖恩有个很雷人的中文名 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: Spaceboy |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| ___ __ |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| /\╱ \/ |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| │ . .︳ 柳金不甘落后,为了超过shawn,改名叫赛金花 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| o-╲__00) |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| > o |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 〔_\_ ╱ |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ ︳ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ┌──── ︺──────┐ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ▕/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\︳ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| / \ ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -48-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 真的很怕出现疯狂的石头情况 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| | ─ by: marshall, zz by: duba |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| | |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| | | |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| | | |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| | ___ __ _;'; |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |/\╱ \/ / / |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |︳ > <︳/_/ 李宁骂一句:奸商! |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| o-╲__00)/╱ |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| > o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 〔_\_ ╱ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| (╰ \ ︳ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ︺ ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -49-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 专家:冠军咬金牌是出于动物本能 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: Keano |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| ___ __ 程菲,拿了金牌之后咬了咬,后来 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| /\╱ \/ |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| (╭ ︳ . .︳ 大家就叫她程咬金 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| o╲__00) |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| \ ╰╯ |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| /-═-\ ↖ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| │ /\ │ 金牌... |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ┌-︺─︺-┐ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ┌─┘ 1 └─┐ ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -50-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Re: 不知道熄火怎么“让世界难忘” |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: tongban, zz by: moqi |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 报幕员:这一幕叫“升龙道”。 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| ╲ 走出几名举重运动员把叉腰肌极度 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ╲ ╲ :: 发达的谢亚龙扔进火炬,然后火炬渐渐 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| ___ __ :: 熄灭。 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| ╲〔`︵_/\╱ \/ : : : 必将赢得全场欢呼,成为最难忘的 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ︳ > <︳o :: : : :闭幕式。 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 〔_╱ o╲_ 00) : : : : |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱: : : : :: |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ▕╲__: :: :∕| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ▕  ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ | ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -51-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| icelaker: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 趁着奥运还没结束,大家一起来娱乐一下,起个头 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 先,大家看着有意思就跟着来 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 1.俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 去了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌旁拎起一个 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o 包就跑。没想到还没跑出几步就被人拎着脖领子举到空 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o 中甩了出去,俺当时就晕过去了。md,事后才知道,是 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ 举重队在聚餐。 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -52-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 2.俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 去了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌旁拎起一个 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 包就跑。没想到都跑出50米了听到后面有东西飞过来, |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 一个盘子砸在俺脑袋上,俺当时就晕过去了。md,事后 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 才知道,是铁饼队在聚餐。~ |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -53-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| Marzi: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌旁拎起一个包 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 就跑。没想到还没跑出几步就看见我旁边一哥们很惨的 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 被一枪爆头,俺当时就吓晕过去了。md,事后才知道, |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 是艾蒙斯和他老婆在吃饭。 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -54-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| Dio: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,看到一个美女正在跟人打电话, |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 一边还说:好吧好吧,给你买车。俺趁其不备拎起她的 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 包就跑。跑出十几步,俺就觉得后心一痛,晕过去鸟。 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) md,这时才想起来,是张娟娟在吃饭。 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -55-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| cmg1987: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,看到刘翔在吃饭 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 直接拿了他的包就走 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ Marzi: |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 第二天看新闻,看到一个叫冬菇的女人在采访史冬 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o 鹏: |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o 史冬鹏, 你昨天没追到拿个偷我家刘翔包包的小偷,|▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ 你有什么感想? ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -56-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| myortega: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,看到一个帅哥正在吃饭,还跟旁 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 边的人说:你全家都走近科学。俺趁其不备拎起他的包 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 就跑。跑出十几步,俺就觉得鼻子一酸,被熏倒了,晕 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 过去鸟。md,这时才想起来,是国足队员在吃饭。 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -57-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| Aladdin: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财,于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌旁拎起一个包 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 就跑,发现那个包太重跑不动 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 打开一看发现里面8个金牌..... |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -58-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| ProudStone: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺也是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 去了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌旁拎起一个 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 包就跑。还没跑出几步,餐馆里的运动员们就追了出来,|▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 俺跑不过他们,以为这回栽定了,谁知道跑前头的一个 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 运动员追上来,把筷子塞我手里就转身不跑了,md,事 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o 后才知道,是男子4×100接力的队员在聚餐 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -59-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| Marzi: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌旁灵气一个包 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 就跑。没想到才跑出10来米就被一个排球迎面砸到倒地,|▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 俺想俺跟排球队的无冤无仇俺还是中国女排的铁杆粉丝 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) ……结果看到一个瘦巴巴的黑女人跑过来跟我说对不起 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o 俺们家卡尔德隆又扣飞球了…… |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -60-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| lierre: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌子拎起一个包 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 就跑。没想到才跑出10来米就发现包的主人在10米外站 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 着等我,还没反应过来我后脑被重重一砸就晕过去鸟… |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 醒来好才知道原来砸中俺的是伊娃mm的杆子…… |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -61-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| yellowdream: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。想着一个 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 人去不太安全,于是俺叫上俺哥,一起去了奥运村旁边 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 的餐馆。 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 先看见几个精瘦腿长的黑哥们,一想肯定是练田径 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 的,那博尔特跑200米的时间我也就跑150米,绝对不行;|▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o 又看见几个腰粗膀圆的白哥们,一想肯定是练摔跤 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o 的,那哥们抱住我还不直接把我脑袋拧下来了,绝对不 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ 行; ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── 又看见几个高我两头的棕哥们,一想肯 ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -62-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 定是打篮球的,那毛建军逮住我还不直接把我扣篮板上,|▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 绝对不行; |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 。。。 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 总算来来到一桌旁边,看到一个哥们独自一人,貌 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 不惊人身材一般,还戴着眼镜,一点不像搞体育的,倒 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o 像是来看比赛的白领,心想机会来了。跟俺哥说:来, |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o 那儿俩包咱一人一个,分头跑,不怕他追上。 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ 俺跟俺哥到桌旁一人拎起一个包就跑。 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── 俺往南他往北,没想到没跑几步,砰砰两声,( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -63-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 俺和俺哥应声倒地。哎哟哟。。只听那人哈哈一笑,道: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| “小样儿,知道有个项目叫飞碟双多向不?别说你俩人 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了,就算十个八个一块来,我5秒钟之内都能给你撂倒。” |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -64-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅲ - 奥运笑话集 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 大家参与——奥运小偷的100种死法 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: 众人 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| KPI: |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 俺是个小偷,趁着奥运会也想发笔小财。于是俺去 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| ___ __ 了奥运村旁边的餐馆,趁人不备从一张桌旁拎起一个包 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| /\╱ \/ 就跑。才没跑几步就听见后面马蹄声大作,心想不好,碰 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| __├╲]-[︳ 上赛马选手了 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| / ╲__00) 结果跑出好远都没听见有人骑马追上来,转头一看, |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| \ $_/ /o 看见马上那哥们揪着马耳朵大骂"笨蛋!快给我跑起来! |▕╯╮
╯╮▏|〔╲_╱ /`o 现在是追小偷,不是比盛装舞步!!" |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ` \_│ ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ──︺── ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -65-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
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╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 第四章 Joke粥运会 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
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( ╯▏ ︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 应征粥运会会歌——joke欢迎你 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: ccip |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【星河】迎接另一个晨曦 去分更多小姨 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【酱酱】老的joke经常出现 猪头也很无语 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【大P】黑屋小门常打开 星河在内等你 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【猪弟】看版面(它)虽然枯燥 依然深爱这里 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【舒拉】谁说网络都是恐龙 猪头有美女 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【悠闲组合】相约好了在一起 半夜dota去 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -67-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【添牙】我把各种趣逸事 改编各种诗体 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【巴陵】用传统的文化解读 为你留下回忆 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【关机山】关机山的各种文体 古瓶装新意 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【免费粥】多少行也没关系 标题就可以 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【美猪】joke欢迎你 为你笑天乐地 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【豆豆】新发现的笑点充满着朝气 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【便便】joke欢迎你 在版面下分享欢喜 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【鸡蛋】换个地方也出成绩 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -68-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【哟哟】mmjoke门打开 笑话也多媒体 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【罩罩】不是文字才有笑容 试试这种新奇 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【爱色娃】各个笑脸都是娇客 请不用客气 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【酱酱】附件限制是五兆 纯链接不可以 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【鱼头】黑屋欢迎你 来这里看鱼头体 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【大net大】让我们都努力来一起游戏 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【医生】黑屋欢迎你 有创意谁都了不起 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【小新】写连载就会有惊喜 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -69-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【猪姐】置底月刊常打开 包揽每月MG |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【小K】ASCII码做成画笔 装饰各种纹理 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【freshtime】刷墙公主就是我们 请不用客气 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【酱酱】本月制作就是你 赶快构思去 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【脉脉】joke欢迎你 记录身边点滴 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【橘子】每一天的大水聚集着人气 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【nancy】joke欢迎你 在生活里发现乐趣 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【miyami】在游泳池刷新成绩 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -70-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【四喜】joke欢迎你 用真诚感动你 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【罗斯文】让我们有勇气去超越自己 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【gODinEEdlV】joke欢迎你 有爱心谁都了不起 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【罗斯文】到明天就会有奇迹 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【全体】joke欢迎你 有笑容谁都了不起 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【全体】用双手去创造奇迹 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【全体】joke欢迎你 开心些谁都了不起 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【全体】这世间将更多奇迹 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -71-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| M起来 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: menlu |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 2008水木粥运会献礼短片《一块钱的阿司匹林》主题曲 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 作词:menlu 作曲:舒楠 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 藏起来 关了机躲进山脉 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| pie友才有了期待 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 警察手电光照进来 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 粥客回帖真厉害 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -72-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 飞起来 黄花鱼拥抱大海 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 较真不只是现在 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 拍砖的精彩 依然在 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 口水是 兴奋感慨 Hey ya.. |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 多少~~~zt的等待 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 一声土欧 黑屋多了你的存在 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 板油真是有才 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 我和你都崇拜 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 希望看见好贴 3re出x来 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -73-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 多少~~~新来的猪仔 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 勇敢和我一起 用心re出精彩 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 彼此距离不在 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 抢大整的竞赛 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 抢起来一宫没了 猪头乐开怀 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 转起来 鲜橙多我打不开 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| gege请你帮我拆 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 肱四头肌都浮起来 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 结果还是打不开 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -74-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 喝起来 一碗粥真相大白 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 免费不只是现在 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 伪装清华男 依然在 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 一骗就是六载 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| (合)多少~~~joker的等待 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 一声土欧 黑屋多了你的存在 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 板油真是有才 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 我和你都崇拜 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 希望看见好贴 3re出x来 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -75-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| (合)多少~~~喝粥的猪崽 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 勇敢和我一起 用心re出精彩 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 彼此距离不在 抢沙发的竞赛 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| M起来J点没了 G点也会在 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 藏起来 关了机躲进山脉 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| pie友才有了期待 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 警察手电光照进来 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 粥客回帖真厉害 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -76-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| M起来 黄花鱼拥抱大海 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 较真不只是现在 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 拍砖的精彩 依然在 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 口水是 兴奋感慨 Hey ya..Hey ya.. |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| Hey..ya..Hey..ya.. |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| The End.. |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -77-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 主楼欢迎你 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: raccoon1119 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 小弟愚作,请轻拍。 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 主楼欢迎你 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 主楼大门常打开,开放冷气等你 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 呆太久了有点憋气,你得习惯这里 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 不管哪里都是电脑请不要关机 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 相约好了拖拉机,我们三缺一 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 我们这里有师兄,讲述他的传奇 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 实验室的光荣传统,需要你来传递 ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -78-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 师兄师弟都在一起请不要拘礼 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 科研灌水没关系,只要能结题 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 主楼欢迎你,实验室在等待你 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 不断增加压力让你直喘气 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 主楼欢迎你,白天黑夜都要努力 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 在清华园创造奇迹 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -79-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 亚龙,水手版 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: FMCC |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 苦涩的沙吹痛脸庞的感觉 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 象媒体的责骂球迷的哭泣永远难忘记 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 年少的我喜欢一个人在门前 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 卷起裤管光着脚丫踩在草地上 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 总是幻想球门的尽头有另一个世界 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 总是以为勇敢的踹裆是真正的男儿 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 总是一副弱不禁风孬种的样子 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 在受人欺负的时候总是听见亚龙说 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -80-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 他说风雨中这点痛算什么 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 擦干泪不要怕至少我们有女足 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 他说风雨中这点痛算什么 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 擦干泪不要问为什么 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 长大以后为了理想而努力 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 渐渐地忽略了父亲母亲和故乡的消息 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 如今的我生活就象在演戏 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 说着言不由衷的话戴着伪善的面具 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 总是拿着微不足道的成就来骗自己 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 总是莫名其妙感到一阵的空虚 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 总是靠一点酒精的麻醉才能够睡去 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 在半睡半醒之间仿佛又听见亚龙说 ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -81-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 寻寻觅觅寻不到活着的证据 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 都市的柏油路太硬踩不出足迹 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 骄傲无知的现代人不知道珍惜 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 那一片被文明糟蹋过的海洋和天地 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 只有远离人群才能找回我自己 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 在带着咸味的空气中自由地呼吸 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 耳畔又传来汽笛声和水手的笑语 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 永远在内心的最深处听见水手说 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -82-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 中国男足版《好汉歌》 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: ro11ei, zz by: polk |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 国足向前走哇 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 天下的球迷心颤抖哇 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| (嘿哎嘿心颤抖啊,一场更比一场臭啊) |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 说走咱就走哇 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 拳打脚踢还带搂哇 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| (嘿哎嘿还带搂啊,九十分钟不进球啊) |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 技不如人一声吼哇 |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 该出肘时就出肘哇 |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 风风火火把人丢哇 ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -83-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅳ - 粥运会 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 嘿呀依儿呀 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 唉嘿唉嘿依儿呀 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 技不如人一声吼哇 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 该出肘时就出肘哇 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 风风火火把人丢哇 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︵ ︵ ︵|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| ( )、 )、 )▕╭ )
╭ )▏|_____________________________________________________ `( )( )_|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -84-︶ ︶ ▕( ╯
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▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 第五章 黑 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -85- ◥◤ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 5元党 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: aimmoney |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 昨天打车的时候,女的士师傅找零了一张 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 有点破烂的5元,差不多全用透明胶塑封住的; |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 今天一清早打车,师傅接过我5块的时候 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 眼睛一亮,讪讪的说道:“想不到又回来了。” |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -86- ◥◤ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 黑屋欢迎你 之一 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: YSU9527 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| A1 偷偷放一个臭屁 污染黑屋空气——janger |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 气息改变情味不变 屁香飘满情谊——bein9 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| A2 黑屋大门常打开 开放衣襟等你——mmzt |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 云雨过就有了默契 你会爱上这里——jlowu |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| B1 不管xe都是客人请不用客气——yutourr __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 相约好了搞一起 床上欢迎你——bignetbig ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -87- ◥◤ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| A3 我家关着星河 每天放风透气——calvinX |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 为自由的理想奋斗 和猪头搞到底——xinghe |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| B2 搞没搞过都是客人请不用拘礼——dloot |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 第几次来没关系 我们在草地——mmzt |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| C1 黑屋欢迎你 只要你不放屁——notbusy |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 流动中的娇客充满着朝气——dio |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 黑屋欢迎你 在黑暗中分享呼吸——my1999 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 我再偷偷放一个屁——biancr ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
( ╯▏ -88- ◥◤ ▕( ╯
▔ ▔
▁ ▁
( ).▏ ________________________________________________________________ ▕( ).
╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| Solo |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| A4 黑屋大门常打开 只卖身不卖艺——jlowu |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 豆豆绽放青春笑容 迎接每个zt——Dio |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| B3 胸大臀大都是朋友请不用客气——slowboywyf |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 少妇淫娃带笑意 只为等待你——wuxing |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| C8 黑屋欢迎你 让猪头砍了你——janger |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 让我们都加油去超越自己——wolfling __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 黑屋欢迎你 吐偶的有啥了不起——ysu9527 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 有勇气就会有奇迹——xinghe ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| C9 黑屋欢迎你 有胆量谁都了不起——全体群唱 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 有勇气就会有奇迹——全体群唱 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 黑屋欢迎你 有胆量谁都了不起——全体群唱 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 有勇气就会有奇迹——全体群唱 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 黑屋欢迎你 之二 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: My1999 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 黑屋欢迎你 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 曲作者:小木可 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 词作者:My1999 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 【】内为演唱者 |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【dloot】 组织又一个游戏 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【dloot】 打破沉闷空气 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【yutourr】 气息不变积分改变 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 【yutourr】 只要皆大欢喜 ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【bignetbig】 黑屋大门常关闭 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【bignetbig】 关着一群兄弟 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【xinghe】 混熟了就开始顽皮 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【xinghe】 捉弄猪头出气 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【janger】 新人报道要守规矩 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【janger】 请不要抗议 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【zhaodc】 衣服脱了贴PP __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【zhaodc】 我们欢迎你 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【wuxing】 黑屋养着猥琐男 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【wuxing】 日日夜夜摇旗 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【Dio】 为星河的性福呐喊 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【Dio】 让他倍受调戏 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【aotian】 长短深浅都能探讨[注] |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【aotian】 请不要保密 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【mmzt】 男人女人没差异 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【mmzt】 可相互刺激 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| -- ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 注:原句是“深入浅出都能探讨”,被演唱者篡改鸟 \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 【jlowu】 黑屋欢迎你 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 【jlowu】 为你解带宽衣[注1] |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【NotBusy】 娇客们的心里 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【NotBusy】 装满了XE[注2] |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【yoo】 黑屋欢迎你 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 【yoo】 在XB中研究粗细[注3] |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【bbzeus】 在YY时渴望MG[注4] |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| -- |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 注1:原句是“为你解惑答疑”,被演唱者篡改鸟) __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 注2:XE需唱成“叉伊” ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 注3:XB需唱成“显摆”,严禁唱成“叉逼” ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 注4:YY、MG需唱成“意淫”和“摸挤” \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【no1nome】 黑屋大门常打开 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【no1nome】 因为服刑到期 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【BnB】 稀里糊涂识破天机 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【BnB】 出狱不要泄密 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【biancr】 进进出出极爽无比 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【biancr】 请不要烦腻 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【calvinX】 回来做客很容易 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【calvinX】 只要摸到你 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【NeverKnow】 黑屋欢迎你 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【NeverKnow】 用恶搞弄爽你 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【wolfling】 让我们都加油 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【wolfling】 来袒露自己 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【slowboywyf】黑屋欢迎你 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【slowboywyf】有J点猪头才满意[注] |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【bein9】 赤裸裸是黑屋专利 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| -- ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 注:J需唱成“鸡” \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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╭ )▏| |▕╭ )
)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【猪头合唱】 黑屋欢迎你 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【猪头合唱】 有J点黑屋才满意 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 【猪头合唱】 赤裸裸是黑屋专利[注] |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| -- ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 注:应wsn要求,此句需重复唱1000遍 \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 黑屋欢迎你 之三 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| ─ by: Dio |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【星河】迎接另一个晨曦 可惜在黑屋里 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【笨九】两眼漆黑说是监狱 其实蛮多乐趣 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【鱼头】燃气炉灶已打开 泡饼你在哪里 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【大net大】要新来的小妞PP 留下惨痛回忆 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【医生】不管男女都是病人 要检查身体 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【小新】然后快写连载 白馍大大的 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| \││/ |▕╭ )
╭ )▏|________________________________________________________ 〓〓 __|▕(︶.
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)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| 【四喜】黑屋开着游乐场 举行各种游戏 |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| 【罗斯文】为可怜的囚徒开解 度过几天刑期 |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| 【麦九】吃穿住宿都是免费 已不愿出去 |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【wuxing】这样好的福利 我也想一起 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【mini】黑屋欢迎你 天天都猜谜题 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【美猪】鱼头大net都收后宫 随时可以tx |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| 【忘情】肥腰轮胎也是体型 我要上pp |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【小wu】飙高音震死你 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【菩提】灯光摄像都打开 绊倒社拍专辑 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【奥田】路边、黑通湮灭无迹 我来唱颂诗体 ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| 【豆豆】新体旧体都算诗歌 串成语也可以 ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
.)╭▏| 【慢男】北京故事讲爱情 只为美珠意 \││/ |▕╭ )
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)︶.▏| Ⅴ - 小黑屋 |▕)︶.
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
(︶.▏| |▕╭ )
.)╭▏| |▕)︶.
╭ )▏| 【麦九】黑屋欢迎你 我来成人话题 |▕╯╮
.)╮▏| 【麦九】再用转载故事来感动你 |▕(︶.
╭ )▏| 【星河】黑屋欢迎你 做水车就是了不起 |▕.)╭
)︶.▏| 【星河】要灌水也要小姨 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| 【全体】黑屋欢迎你 当zt封了你 |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| 【全体】让我们度过快乐刑期 |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| 【全体】黑屋欢迎你 做水车就是了不起 __ |▕╯╮
╯╮▏| 【全体】要创新也要pp~~~~ ╱ ╲ |▕(︶.
(︶.▏| ︳﹏┃︳|▕.)╭
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╯╮▏| |▕.)╮
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.)╭▏| 本期月刊到此结束 |▕)︶.
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)︶.▏| 本期编辑 |▕╭ )
╯╮▏| + Joke: biancr & Dio |▕.)╮
.)╮▏| + MMJoke: zhaodc & Dio |▕╭ )
╭ )▏| + 小黑屋: yutourr |▕)︶.
)︶.▏| + 刷墙: Kieslowski |▕╯╮
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Title: [Monthly] The long-awaited July and August Olympics special issue
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. Suddenly I realized that I bought a pair of very yellow and violent slippers.
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Come and see the one who wants the lion's head.
. http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 40696.
mat .
. http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 41614
Chairman Mao said, I will give you 10 yuan and you can go and paint Lenin next door.
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Unlucky cat.
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Boring Notebook 2
. http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 40036.
Re: Shaanxi Provincial Police unveiled 11 new equipment.
. http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 40421
A funny expression of an owl.
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Drum Tower.
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Otaku skill tree
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Is this embarrassing?
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Nigerian fans cheering picture.
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Fuwa fighting is so cute.
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. Dad’s phone rang. He was busy asking me to answer it. I looked at the caller ID and saw Wuyue.
First of all, who is this?
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. Oh, it turns out that there is a small dark room in the house. There was no one there at first, and the door was open.
Later, a table was placed in the small dark room, and more and more people gradually started to arrive.
. When they saw that the dark room was busy, they set up two chairs and claimed that the dark room belonged to them.
Embarrassing, of course the masses gave up. They rebelled under the leadership of boss Xinghe, and the result was zt.
. In a rage, he closed the door to xhw and used a table to hold the door up.
Jiong, the masses gave up even more and set fire to xhw. They burned down all the doors. They were all burned to death.
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. old woman
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Go down, no need. I can just stand with support.
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. Re: I suddenly found a good word that can replace told.
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. The child of my college classmate is also my godson. He is 4 years old.
One day he asked my classmate, "Mom, why do you call the driver a master?"
. According to the theory, anyone who drives a car is called a master. Next he said, "That's Nezha's master."
Why don't you drive? You're dizzy.
. Another day, my classmate fed him medicine and he said, "Mom, this medicine is too bitter. Please give it."
Can't you put some sugar in it so that he can take the medicine? My classmate went around the kitchen and found nothing.
. Put some sugar and say, Mommy has already put some sugar, come and drink it. He said instead
Mom, don’t you like me eating sweets? You’ve added sugar, so how can I drink it?
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. At that time, I liked to go swimming because there were a lot of PPMMs to see in the water, so I would often swim with .
I went with a buddy, but I finally got tired of traveling that day. To be precise, my stomach couldn’t hold it any longer.
After filling it, I walked back, turned the door after entering the men's locker room, and arrived at the shower area, where I stripped naked.
I started washing it. I don’t remember the specific content of what I said at the time. Anyway, I was talking about what I saw while washing.
. Compare those you know and those you don’t know about PPMM, and then guess what?
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. Scroll down as hard as you can. I like this. I would like to post more posts.
Anyone who says one thing is afraid of being scolded to death.
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[Note to the wall painter: If you paint the wall, you will have to turn the page. Turn as hard as you can... The wall painter will be scolded to death]
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He said you left your slippers by the pool and he said okay, I'll go get them and look at XXX MM again.
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He was not wearing swimming pants, so he grabbed his pants with one hand and chased him, calling him back.
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When I rushed to the door, I remembered to stop and don't be impulsive. I'm not wearing anything. I'm not wearing anything either.
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He calmly put on his slippers and came back. When he saw me, he asked, "What's wrong? What's your name?" From then on.
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. Two new patients came to the ward. The doctor came for a round in the morning.
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. Doctor, do you know what’s wrong with you?
Patient A knows, knows, about leukemia.
. Doctor, look through the medical records. Have you been exposed to radioactive substances, paint, gasoline or other substances?
Patient A I work in a shoe factory.
. Doctor suddenly looked like Oh, where is the shoe factory?
Patient A is from Putian, Fujian.
. Doctor, what is the financial situation of your family? Do you have medical insurance?
.Patient A smiled and said, "Oh, that's not good. I don't have medical insurance."
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. Doctor, aren’t you very profitable selling shoes?
. Patient A sighed, "No way, business is not doing well now. Now the factory only sells a pair of leather shoes for three."
Fifty yuan, how much money do you think you make?
. Doctor, can I prescribe you some cheap chemotherapy drugs?
Doctor A Thank you doctor.
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Doctor, are you feeling uncomfortable?
. How comfortable can patient B be, even though he doesn’t all have leukemia?
Doctor, I checked the medical record and it was checked at the Affiliated Hospital of Jilin University. Why did you go there?
.Patient B: Alas, my youngest son is shining shoes in Changchun. I have been helping him for more than a year.
The doctor suddenly realized that he was making leather shoes again.
. It’s easy to get sick if you come into contact with those chemical substances. Your family’s finances will be poor.
. How is the situation? Do you have medical insurance?
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. Patient B first heard about A’s ward round experience. Cheap medicines are less effective. Is it slightly higher?
. A little bit of high-grade medicine.
Doctor, as long as you have money, you can get all kinds of medicine. Who in your family supports you?
. Patient B’s youngest son earns more, so each of the other two children should also get some.
Doctor, your little son earns a lot more every month.
. Patient B. It depends on the weather. When business is bad, it only costs about a hundred yuan a day. When business is good, it costs three yuan a day.
Four hundred.
The doctor was shocked. There are so many. Isn’t your youngest son polishing shoes?
The eyes of the interns at the back were all bright. They might have taken off their clothes and changed careers after returning home.
.Patient B: Cough, you don’t know. People over there only have money. The leather shoes they wear cost thousands of dollars.
At Qianzi, you can get your shoes polished for five yuan, and you can renovate or repair your shoes for five yuan.
. 10. It’s cheaper to get a membership card. It costs 30 yuan a time. You said it’s not profitable.
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. Doctor, oh, I understand. I will prescribe appropriate medicine for you.
. Doctor, you are fine, young man, you are not feeling well.
Me, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt. The first patient said that it cost less than fifty yuan to make a pair of shoes. The next one.
. A patient needs at least 50 yuan to repair a pair of shoes. A pair of 50 yuan shoes can be resold for a thousand yuan. Shoe sellers
There is no way to make money by shining shoes.
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. by: yaoge .
. Let’s talk about a junior high school classmate whose father is the team leader of a certain unit.
Around 1990, it was very popular. When I was in primary school, I was invited to the school every day by the school leaders to borrow it.
. Car help is so annoying
So when he was in junior high school, he was careful and asked his son to work in his father's workplace and write about a certain workplace.
. furnace worker
I thought everything was fine.
. Unexpectedly, less than two months after I felt at ease, my son came home one day with a depressed look on his face and said that he would be old tomorrow.
The teacher wants you to go there.
. Dad said, "Unlucky boy, are you bragging to people again that I take care of some cars?"
. My son was very innocent and said no, the school boiler was broken.
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. Today I am quite memorized and was checked by three waves of people for reprinting.
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. As soon as I left the house and waited for the bus, a fat policeman came over and insisted on seeing my ID card, so let’s see.
After I got off the bus and picked up my bicycle, two policewomen showed up. Their voices sounded better, and they checked again.
. When we arrived at the entrance of the unit, five police cars were lined up on the roadside. We couldn’t tell who was being investigated.
When I arrived at the door of the office building, the security guard said: I said, didn't you see your ID? Did it just get seen?
When I got to my seat, I felt really aggrieved. When the leader came, he looked at me and asked in surprise: "What's your head?"
Why don't you use a comb?
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. by: danta .
. Doudou and sister Zhutou were captured by cannibals one day.
The leader of the cannibal tribe disliked him for having too little meat.
.cannot be fed to humans
Can only be fed to pets.
. One big and one small were tied to the tree with ropes.
For the sake of tx, these two little guys spray fuel.
.The leader put a candle under the rope
A tiger is placed next to the candle.
. Wait until the candle burns the rope.
.The tiger is ready to eat
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. It turns out that Doudou and mm Zhutou are very smart.
. They discussed and sang Happy Birthday together.
After singing, Tiger blew out the candles
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such a pity .
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Hanged from a tree.
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. mm bargain price
. by: bigcat .
.During military training, isn’t the military training base under closed management?
But that doesn't stop some aunts from carrying a basket filled with popsicles and selling them secretly under the window...
. Once we bought popsicles from a certain aunt. We bought 8 popsicles in total and wanted to bargain for a price, but the aunt said
I don’t earn money from you in the first place!!! Look how easy it is for me to get caught again after climbing over the wall.
. Then the girl in charge of bargaining in the dormitory said
Oh, it turns out you don’t make any money, so you climb over the wall and get caught every day.
. Just for excitement, right?
The aunt choked and was speechless for a long time, so she settled the deal with her own bid.
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. by: muteswan .
. A boy once helped me partition my hard drive and named the volume lovely beautiful.
pretty smart sweet etc.
. It took me a long time to notice and asked why beautiful has the smallest capacity.
The other party was speechless, so he changed it.
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.Poor Labrador Retriever
. by: SuLiang .
Traveling on business in an Olympic city and staying in a hotel where Olympic media will stay
. There is a very strict security check when entering, which is very annoying.
Last night while waiting for the security check, I saw a tractor truck carrying swill coming in.
. At first, the Olympic security guards refused to let him in. The guy who drove the tractor showed him the certified
Only let in after the house number.
. At first, a security guard went up to inspect the tractor. After a while, he came down and said: tmd It smells too bad.
If you can't stand it anymore, come here.
. The second security guard went up to check. After a while, he came down and said: tmd, it smells too bad.
I can't stand it anymore. The police dog is here.
. A Labrador police dog went up and came down after a while and said "woof woof woof".
. Then he ran to the distance and lay down...
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. left handed
. by: pEaklAUrEL .
. Reprinted from the series written by Tianya, a nurse who specializes in circumcision.
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. The fire of circumcision has golden eyes.
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. I remember one time when I was undergoing an operation, I set up a stage with a doctor who came to study and asked the patient to take off his pants.
After I lay down, I started the operation. I saw that the doctor's hands holding needles and forceps were exactly opposite to his usual ones.
. I just asked casually, Hey, are you left-handed?
Before the doctor had time to answer, he heard the patient below yelling, "Wow."
. Doctor, you are so awesome. You can tell that I am left-handed just by looking at my dick.
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At noon, two girls born in the 90s were chatting downstairs.
. mmA: Has your mother signed you up for classes during the summer vacation?
mmB: Very humbly, he enrolled me in a Saxophone class.
. mmA: I’m surprised. There’s still Sakban? Can’t I just practice with a banana at home?
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. Riding a bicycle home at night, I passed by a wide intersection and saw . written in big letters on the road.
With "fierce, fierce, fierce...".
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Later I found out it was "Turn left to the waiting area and go straight to the waiting area....".
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. What Beckham’s kick-off at the closing ceremony really meant
. by: pattybest@liliacbbs, zz by rtm .
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I thought about it for a long time but didn't understand it. Then I finally understood that he.
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. After the game, someone comforted me and I was so suffocated.
. by: yegle .
. Someone comforted Emmons after the game.
There was someone in the last term who was worse off than you. Finally.
. Don’t be sad if you hit someone else’s target with one shot.
. , in fact, I am actually preparing to enter the small .
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. zzBushi’s conversation with Brother Tao
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.Nothing. Doudou Xiaohu went to watch a basketball game in the evening.
Brother Tao, damn, you’re hurting me. Oh, I’m busy at night. Change.
. Let’s go watch table tennis tomorrow.
No, damn, you fooled me. Then you can watch the game tomorrow when you are free.
. . . swimming competition is not
00 Brother Tao, I'm afraid of you. I've decided to go watch diving.
. o That’s aerial ballet.
o ㄨ It’s not that dizzy. It seems that I can’t do it anymore. Then let’s.
. Go watch the men’s football team.
. Brother Tao, embarrassment... Let’s go watch basketball.
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. When watching the rehearsal of the opening ceremony
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Three tourists were discussing traveling to Russia. The first tourist said, I want to .
. Go to Moscow. It is said that the subway there is very beautiful. The second tourist said that I want to go to St. Petersburg.
Try caviar in Deburg. The third tourist said I want to go to Tbilisi to drink wine.
. His companion reminded him that Tbilisi was in Georgia and he replied oh I
I went there after watching the Beijing Olympic Games.
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. Georgian President Saakashvili addresses the nation Stalin.
. Comrade will definitely be on our side. After all, he is a Georgian.
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. A reporter asked Russian President Putin what he thought of this sentence. Putin responded: Corsica.
That's what people thought at first
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. If Russia does not withdraw from Georgian territory, our country will take action Poland
Representatives warned at an international conference that Russian representatives retorted as two major .
. A doormat between countries should have some self-awareness. Then the South Korean representative protested.
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. Re: It is rumored that the sizes of the baskets on both sides of the Chinese and American men’s basketball teams are different.
. by: initLove, zz by QinXiangLin .
. In the first half, the American basket was smaller than the basketball and the Chinese basket was normal.
First Half 30 0.
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In the second half, the U.S. team planned to come back.
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. by: flyingcowboy .
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Thank God, thank you, Xie Yalong, oh, Xie Te.
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. by: TJjerry .
. Speaking of swimming, a conversation comes to mind.
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. A: The highest Chinese men’s swimming has ever been is fourth place.
B: There is no way. Swimming is China’s weakness.
. C: And their swimsuits are all specially made. Look at that.
Thorpe.
. . " . " > < " . " . B: From now on we should all swim naked nnd let you
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. Re: Phelps is such a beast x
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. A: What a good idea. Then put pictures of naked women under the swimming pool.
case increases resistance.
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A group of people were laughing obscenely... .
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. Zhang Yimou selected as actor for Olympic opening ceremony
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A few months ago, Zhang Yimou asked a girl if he wanted to participate in the show.
.The Olympic opening ceremony that I directed.
mm The background is inappropriate for me.
. Zhang will definitely give the camera
mm If I can’t see my face and the camera cuts it, I won’t do it.
. . . Zhang will definitely keep you entertained for more than 1 hour
o 00 mm I won’t come if I stand still.
. , o Zhang is guaranteed to make you jump.
mm That’s good, okay, I agree.
.Then the mm acts as a welcome to the athletes.
.The cheerleaders danced for an hour or two...
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. Went to see the Olympics yesterday
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. Boxing match .
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. During the break, Fuwa will pop up on the big screen in the middle.
Then play cheers for a player and so on.
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"In 囧rz, I found that there was a word "wave" behind it that was blocked by the light.
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. Will this happen?
. by: Matisse, zz by: oldbug .
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The athlete is unsteady after lifting the barbell, step by step.
. paces towards the referee. The referee is frightened and quickly blows the whistle to stop him.
o o Lower the barbell.
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. In fact, the inside story of abstention is this
. by: ChenKaiGe, zz by: funicorn .
. Shi Zhiyong and Bangzi bickered.
Shi Zhiyong said you guys are weak, I'll wait for you to have all three.
. It’s over. Go up and lift it and take away the gold medal.
o o Bangzi is not convinced. If you tell me how much you open, I will definitely be later than you.
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00 Shi Zhiyong said I wouldn’t appear anymore.
. Bangzi also said that I can’t be hurt anymore.
Bangzi was very proud in his heart. When he looked back, he realized that it was at this level.
. China has two participants.
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. A classic 110-meter hurdles competition in middle school
. by: stulip .
. The school held a sports meeting, and our head teacher who wanted to be better than others in everything forced everyone in the class.
Everyone has to apply for a project.
. Then everyone should try to choose some competitions with lower difficulty to sign up.
One of the weakest boys in the class is really Hand.
. The one who has no power to bind a chicken and has no motor cells at all.
. . I didn’t rob anyone else, so I had to report 110 in the end.
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o The race started and the boy ran first.
. Stop in front of the hurdle and step over.
. It took a lot of effort not to get tripped.
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. Invert and run to the second hurdle again. Repeat the action before the first hurdle. This time it is harder and more unstable.
. I don’t know what inspired him. When he ran to the third hurdle, he stopped crossing it hard.
Instead, he simply stretched out his hand to knock down the hurdle, then easily stepped over it, and then trotted to fourth place.
. The fifth one all repeated his old tricks. The teachers and students in the school were all stunned and looked at him one after another.
Knock down those hurdles one by one.
. Finally our head teacher couldn’t stand it anymore and rushed up angrily to push down the sixth one.
The man dragged the bar down.
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. . The whole audience burst into laughter.
. o It is still a classic joke in school more than 200 years later
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. I just saw a very funny post.
. by: goodbyehello .
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. Re: Cute Sean has a very ridiculous Chinese name.
. by: Spaceboy .
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. . . Not to be outdone, Liu Jin changed his name to Sai Jinhua in order to surpass Shawn.
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.Really afraid of crazy stone situation
. by: marshall, zz by: duba .
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. Re: Expert, the champion bites the gold medal out of animal instinct
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Cheng Fei bit it after winning the gold medal. Later.
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. Re: I don’t know how to turn off the engine and make it unforgettable to the world.
. by: tongban, zz by: moqi .
. Announcer This scene is called Shoryūdao.
A few weightlifters stepped out and put their akimbo muscles to the extreme.
. :: The prosperous Xie Yalong threw into the torch and then the torch gradually
:: off .
. : : : It will definitely win the cheers of the audience and become the most unforgettable
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. Everyone participates in 100 ways for Olympic thieves to die
. by: everyone .
. icelaker: .
While the Olympics are not over yet, let's have some fun together.
. First, if everyone looks interesting, follow me.
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. ] [ 1. I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I
00 went to the restaurant next to the Olympic Village and picked up one from a table when no one was prepared.
. $ o I ran away with my bag. Unexpectedly, before I could take a few steps, I was picked up by the collar and lifted into the air.
o I was thrown out and I fainted at the time. md I found out later that it was .
. The weightlifting team is having a dinner.
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. Everyone participates in 100 ways for Olympic thieves to die
. by: everyone .
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2. I am a thief and I wanted to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I.
. Went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and picked one up from a table when no one was prepared.
I ran away, but I didn't expect that I had already run 50 meters when I heard something flying from behind.
. ] [ A plate hit me on the head and I fainted md Afterwards
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. Everyone participates in 100 ways for Olympic thieves to die
. by: everyone .
. Marzi: .
I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
. He went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and picked up a bag from a table while no one was prepared.
I ran away. Unexpectedly, before I had even taken a few steps, I saw a buddy next to me who was very miserable.
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. Everyone participates in 100 ways for Olympic thieves to die
. by: everyone .
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
. I went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and saw a beautiful woman talking on the phone.
At the same time, she said, "Okay, okay, I'll buy you a car." I picked up her car when she wasn't prepared.
. ] [ I ran away. After running for more than ten steps, I felt a pain in my heart and fainted.
00 md Only then did I remember that it was Zhang Juanjuan who was eating.
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
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Just took his bag and left.
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
. I went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and saw a handsome guy eating.
The person next to me said that your whole family is getting closer to science. I picked up his bag when he was not prepared.
. ] [ Just ran. After running for more than ten steps, I felt my nose was sore and I was knocked down and fainted.
00 Past bird md Only then did I remember that it was the national football team members who were eating.
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
. He went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and picked up a bag from a table while no one was prepared.
I ran and found that the bag was too heavy to run.
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I am also a thief, and I wanted to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I.
. Went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and picked one up from a table when no one was prepared.
Bao ran away. Before he could take a few steps, the athletes in the restaurant chased him.
. ] [ I couldn't outrun them. I thought I was doomed this time. Who knew who was running ahead?
00 The athlete caught up and thrust the chopsticks into my hand, then turned around and stopped running md.
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
. Went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and grabbed a bag from a table without anyone noticing.
I ran away, but I didn't expect that I was hit by a volleyball and fell to the ground after running only about 10 meters.
. ] [ I think I have no grievances with the volleyball team. I am still a die-hard fan of the Chinese women's volleyball team.
00 Then I saw a thin black woman running over to me and saying sorry.
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
. He went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and picked up a bag from a table while no one was prepared.
He ran away. Unexpectedly, he found the owner of the bag standing only 10 meters away after running about 10 meters.
. ] [Wait for me. Before I could react, I was hit hard on the back of the head and passed out.
00 When I woke up, I realized that it was Eva’s sister’s pole that hit me.
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics. I am thinking of a .
. It was not safe for people to go there, so I called my brother and we went next to the Olympic Village.
of restaurants .
. ] [ I first saw a few black guys with long, lean legs. I thought they must be practicing track and field.
00. In the time it takes Bolt to run 200 meters, I can only run 150 meters. Absolutely not.
. $ o I saw a few white guys with thick waists and round arms. I thought they must be practicing wrestling.
o Yes, that guy hugged me and didn’t even twist my head off. Absolutely not.
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. He must be a basketball player. Then Mao Jianjun caught me and didn't just dunk me on the backboard.
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00 Not amazing, with an average figure and wearing glasses. He doesn’t look like a sports person at all.
. $ o Like a white-collar worker coming to watch a game, thinking that the opportunity has come, tell my brother, come on
o There, let’s run separately, one at a time, so we’re not afraid of him catching up.
. My brother and I went to the table, each picked up a bag and ran away.
. I was going south and he was going north. Unexpectedly, within a few steps, there were two bangs.
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. My brother and I fell to the ground in response, "Ouch, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh," I just heard the man laugh and say,
I know there is a project called UFO Dual Multi-Direction, don't tell me about the two of you.
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I am a thief and I want to make a small fortune during the Olympics, so I went.
. He went to a restaurant next to the Olympic Village and picked up a bag from a table while no one was prepared.
I just ran. I hadn't run a few steps when I heard the sound of horse hooves behind me. I thought something bad, but...
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00 As a result, I ran a long way without hearing anyone chasing after me on horseback. I turned around and saw, .
. $ o When I saw the guy immediately, he grabbed the horse's ears and yelled, "Idiot! Run!"
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. The song of the Porridge Games welcomes you, joke
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The Milky Way welcomes another morning to share more aunts.
. Jiangjiang, the old joke often appears, and the pig head is also speechless.
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. Big P The small door of the dark room is always open. The galaxy is waiting for you inside.
Brother Zhu, look at the layout. Although it is boring, I still love it here.
. Shula Who said the Internet is all dinosaurs and there are beauties in pig heads?
A leisurely group, we made an appointment to go dota together in the middle of the night.
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Tianya, I adapted various interesting anecdotes into various poetry styles
. Baling uses traditional cultural interpretation to leave memories for you.
Guanji Mountain Guanji Mountain's various literary styles and new ideas in ancient bottles.
. Free Porridge It doesn’t matter how many lines there are, just the title
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. Beautiful pig joke welcomes you and makes you smile happily.
Doudou’s newfound laughter is full of vitality.
. Poop joke welcomes you to share the joy under the forum
Even if the eggs are moved to another place, there will be results.
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Yo yo mmjoke door open joke also multimedia
. hood. It’s not words that make you smile. Try this novelty.
Aisewa, every smiling face is a spoiled customer. You're welcome.
. Jiangjiang, the attachment limit is 5MB. Pure links are not allowed.
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. Fish Head Black House welcomes you, come here to see the fish head body
It’s a big net, let’s all work hard to play together.
. Doctor, you are welcome to the Black Room. Anyone with creativity is great.
Xiaoxin will be surprised if he writes a serial.
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Sister Zhu’s bottom-end monthly magazine is always open and all monthly MGs are included
. Small K ASCII code is made into a brush to decorate various textures.
freshtime wall-painting princess is us, please are welcome.
. Jiangjiang This month’s production is yours, hurry up and come up with ideas
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. Maimai joke welcomes you to record every moment around you.
Orange The flood of water gathers popularity every day.
. nancy joke welcomes you to find fun in life
miyami sets a new record in the swimming pool.
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. Northwind gives us the courage to surpass ourselves.
gODinEEdlV joke welcomes you. Anyone with love is great.
. Northwind There will be a miracle tomorrow
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. All welcome to joke. Anyone with a smile is great.
Everyone uses their hands to create miracles.
. All joke welcomes you. Anyone who is happy is great.
Overall, there will be more miracles in this world.
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Hide, turn off the phone and hide in the mountains.
. Only pie friends have expectations
The police flashlight shines in Hey ya..Hey ya.. .
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.Fly up and the croaker embraces the sea.
Being serious is not just now
. The excitement of Paizhuan is still there Hey ya..Hey ya.. .
The saliva is full of excitement and emotion: Hey ya... .
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How many zt waits .
. A Tuou, the black room has your presence in it
Suet is really talented.
.I and you both adore
Hope to see good posts from 3re x.
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Be brave and join me to create something wonderful with your heart
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A race to grab a big deal.
. After snatching it up, the palace is gone. The pig head is happy.
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gege please help me dismantle it.
. The quadriceps are floating Hey ya..Hey ya..
Still couldn't open it.
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Free not just now
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One lie lasts for six years Hey ya..Hey ya.. .
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How much joker is waiting for.
. A Tuou, the black room has your presence in it
Suet is really talented.
.I admire you and I
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Be brave and join me to create something wonderful with your heart
. The distance between each other is no longer a competition for the sofa.
When M rises, J-spot is gone and G-spot will be there.
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Hide, turn off the phone and hide in the mountains.
. Only pie friends have expectations
The police flashlight shines in Hey ya..Hey ya.. .
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Being serious is not just now
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The saliva is full of excitement and emotion: Hey ya..Hey ya.. .
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. This little brother is making a fool of himself. Please pat him down.
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. The main building welcomes you.
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. The main building door is always open and the air-conditioning is waiting for you.
It's a bit suffocating after staying here for too long. You have to get used to it.
. No matter where the computer is, please don’t shut it down.
We made an appointment for a tractor and we are short of one.
. We have a senior brother here telling his legend.
. The glorious tradition of the laboratory needs you to pass it on.
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.Senior brothers and sisters are all together, please don’t be formal.
It doesn't matter if you fill up scientific research as long as you can solve the problem.
. The main building welcomes you and the laboratory is waiting for you.
The increasing pressure makes you gasp.
. The main building welcomes you. Work hard day and night.
Create a miracle in Tsinghua University.
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The feeling of bitter sand blowing on the face.
. The scolding of the media and the cries of the fans will never be forgotten.
When I was young, I liked being alone in front of the door.
. Roll up his pants and step on the grass with bare feet
Always imagine that there is another world at the end of the goal.
.Always think that brave kickers are real men
He always looks like a weak coward.
. I always hear Yalong say when being bullied.
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. He said this little pain in the wind and rain is nothing.
. Wipe away your tears and don’t be afraid. At least we have a women’s football team.
He said this little pain in the wind and rain is nothing.
. Wipe away your tears and don’t ask why.
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. Work hard for your ideals when you grow up.
Gradually I ignored the news about my father, mother and hometown.
.My life today is like acting
Saying things that don’t mean it and wearing a mask of hypocrisy.
.Always deceive yourself with trivial achievements.
I always feel a sense of emptiness for no reason.
. I always rely on a little alcohol anesthesia to fall asleep.
. I seemed to hear Yalong say again while half asleep and half awake.
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I searched and searched but couldn't find any evidence of being alive.
. The asphalt roads in the city are too hard to leave footprints.
Proud and ignorant modern people don't know how to cherish.
. The ocean and world that have been ruined by civilization
Only by staying away from the crowd can I find myself.
. Breathe freely in the salty air
The sound of the whistle and the laughter of the sailors came to my ears again.
.Always hear the sailor say in the deepest part of my heart
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.Chinese men’s football version of The Heroic Song
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. The national football team moves forward.
The hearts of fans all over the world are trembling.
. Hey hey, my heart is trembling, every scene is more smelly than the last one.
If you say let's go, let's go.
. Punches, kicks and hugs
Hey, hey, he’s wearing a hug, he didn’t score a goal in ninety minutes.
. The skills are not as good as those of others. Just shout wow.
When it's time to use your elbow, use your elbow.
. The wind, wind and fire throw people away.
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. Hey hey hey Yi'er
If you are not as skilled as a human being, just roar.
. Use your elbow when it’s time to use it.
The wind, wind, and fire throw people away.
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.5 yuan party
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Yesterday when I took a taxi, the female taxi driver gave me change.
. A bit shabby 5 yuan, almost all sealed with transparent plastic.
When I took a taxi early this morning, the driver gave me 5 yuan.
. His eyes lit up and he said nonchalantly, "I didn't expect to come back again."
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. A1 secretly farts and pollutes the air in the dark room janger.
The smell changes but the taste remains unchanged. The fragrance of farts is full of friendship bein9.
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A2 The door to the dark room is always open, waiting for you mmzt.
. There will be a tacit understanding after clouds and rain. You will fall in love with it jlowu
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. B1 No matter xe, you are a guest, so you are welcome yutourr
We've made an appointment to get together. You're welcome on the bed, bignetbig.
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. A3 My house is closed to the Milky Way and I let it air out every day calvinX.
Fight for the ideal of freedom and fight with Pig Tou to the end xinghe
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B2 Whether or not we are all guests, please don’t be polite. dloot.
. It doesn’t matter how many times we come here. We are on the grass. mmzt
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. C1 Welcome to the Black Room as long as you don’t fart notbusy
The flow of charming customers is full of vitality dio.
. The Black Room welcomes you to share your breath in the dark my1999
I'll fart secretly again biancr.
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A4 The door to the dark house is always open. I only sell my body but not my art jlowu
. Doudou greets every zt Dio with a youthful smile.
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. B3 We are all friends with big breasts and butts, so you’re welcome slowboywyf
The young woman is smiling, just waiting for you to wuxing.
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C8 Welcome to the Black Room. Let the pig head chop you off janger.
. Let us all work hard to surpass ourselves wolfling
Welcome to the Black Room. What's so great about vomiting? ysu9527.
. If you have courage, miracles will happen xinghe.
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. If you have courage, miracles will happen. All singing
Welcome to the Black Room. Anyone who has the guts is great. The whole group sings.
. If you have courage, miracles will happen. All singing.
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. Welcome to the Black Room Part 2
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. The Black Room welcomes you.
Composer Xiaomuke.
. Lyricist My1999
Inside is the singer.
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dloot organizes another game.
. dloot breaks the dull air
yutourr Breath unchanged integral change.
. yutourr As long as everyone is happy.
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bignetbig The door to the black room is always closed
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xinghe starts to be naughty when he gets familiar with it.
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. janger Newcomers must abide by the rules when reporting.
janger please don't protest.
. zhaodc clothes off post
zhaodcWe welcome you.
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wuxing The black house keeps a wretched man
. wuxing waving the flag day and night.
Dio screams for the sexual happiness of the galaxy.
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. aotian can be discussed in both long and short depths [Note]
aotian please don't keep it secret.
. mmzt There is no difference between men and women.
mmzt can stimulate each other.
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. jlowu black house welcomes you
. jlowu will untie the belt for you[Note 1].
NotBusy in the hearts of spoiled customers
. NotBusy is full [Note 2] .
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.yoo Welcome to the Black Room
yoo studied thickness in [Note 3] .
. bbzeus desires when [Note 4]
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Note 2 It needs to be sung as Chai.
. Note 3: It needs to be sung as "show off" and it is strictly forbidden to sing as "cross-cut".
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no1nome The door to the dark room is always open
.no1nome because his sentence has expired.
BnB saw through the secret.
.BnB Don’t leak secrets after you get out of jail
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.biancr It feels so good to go in and out
biancr Please don't get bored.
. calvinX It’s easy to come back as a guest
calvinX just touches you .
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NeverKnow Black Room welcomes you
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wolfling let's all come on.
. wolfling to reveal himself
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. slowboywyf Welcome to the Black Room
slowboywyf is satisfied with a little bit of pig head [note].
. bein9 Nakedness is a black house patent
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. Pig Head Chorus is satisfying only if it is a little dark room
Pig Head Chorus Nakedness is a black house patent[note].
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. Welcome to the Black Room Part 3
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The galaxy welcomes another morning light, but it is a pity that it is in a dark room.
. Stupid Jiu said it was a prison with dark eyes, but it was actually a lot of fun.
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. Fish Head The gas stove is on. Where are you, bubble cake?
The big net wants the new girl to PP and leave painful memories.
. Doctors, both men and women, are patients and need to check their health.
Xiaoxin, then quickly write a series of big white buns.
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Sixi Black Room opened an amusement park and held various games.
. Northwind freed the poor prisoner and spent a few days in his sentence.
. Mai Jiu’s food, clothing and accommodation are free and he no longer wants to go out.
wuxing is such a good benefit, I want to join it too
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Mini Black Room welcomes you to guess puzzles every day.
. Beautiful pigs and fish-headed nets all have harems. You can tx at any time.
Wang Qing, fat waist tires are also in shape. I want to go to pp.
. Xiaowu’s high pitch will shock you to death
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. Bodhi, lights and cameras are all on, tripping club shoots album
Okuda Roadside The black passage is annihilated without a trace I will sing a poem.
. Doudou, both old and new styles are considered poetry, and stringing idioms can also be used.
. Slow Man Beijing Story Tells Love Just for Beauty
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Mai Jiu welcomes you to the black room. Let me talk about adult topics.
. Mai Jiu will touch you again with reposted stories.
Xinghe Black Room welcomes you. Being a waterwheel is great.
. If Xinghe wants water, he also needs his aunt
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. All the Black Room welcomes you when zt blocks you.
Let's all have a happy sentence.
. Everyone welcomes you to the Black Room. It’s amazing to be a waterwheeler.
Everyone must innovate and pp.
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Joke: biancr & Dio.
. MMJoke: zhaodc & Dio
Little black room: yutourr.
. Wall Painter: Kieslowski
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