Sender: FZD I am Dundun, Qiangye wins the ancestral lineage, I love Mu Zhu, message area: Joke Title: [Monthly] Waka Waka June issue Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Jul 15 16:37:34 2010 , within the site ﹐ < o o 00 Joke.newsmth Waka Waka June issue Part Ⅰ MMJoke [Original sharing] Children’s Day gift M-beans are also alive ygs http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 37 The classic way to go to bed tesing http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 39 Shit biancr http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 40 < Please call me little chastity. A cartoon that makes your balls hurt and tight asshole. Tamama http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 42 [pic]leopard nighthawk http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 43 OK un. page 1 Part Ⅱ Joke Come up with something original shark9119 An uncle of mine was drunk and accidentally rolled down the stairs. He cracked the corner of his eye and needed seven stitches. One day, a relative came to visit. I brought a child, a four or five-year-old boy, to see him. When the child saw it, he couldn't help but say, "Uncle." Why did uncle fall into a gray wolf? Everyone present was sweating. < OK un. page 2 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Obviously very fat reprinted by pinkonion23 vimer There is a GG who is obviously very fat. I haven’t contacted him for a long time. I wanted to check his profile, but the access was restricted. The question is, am I fat? What I wrote was not fat As a result, I was able to access it sweat < OK un. page 3 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Got BSed by my mom muteswan Today I was making cabbage dumplings. When I was washing the vegetables, I saw a slug on them. I took them off and showed them to my mother. Mom looked at it carefully and said, this snail looks a lot like you. I said this is a slug, not a snail. Besides, it doesn’t look like me. Mom said there is no room I < OK un. page 4 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Wife ran away from home BitBlue After quarreling with my wife, she went to boil water in silence After a while, I felt very thirsty and wanted to ask her if the water was boiled. Just a casual comment. Haven't left yet After hearing this, my wife ran away from home in anger < OK un. page 5 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke First time original twins luochy A colleague has twin boys who look very similar to each other. One time, she took her son out to play. She met a good friend who also took her son out to play. As a result, when her friend's son saw the twins, he asked his mother which one of them was the real one? Her mother explained that the reason was that her son had been watching Journey to the West recently. < OK un. page 6 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke A cold joke SamRobin lp doesn’t understand football, so he recognizes handsome guys and follows what everyone else says Recently, I said that I want to watch Portugal games because of Ronaldo. I often see Ronaldo in front of me. Ronaldo. Ronaldo. The shouting is very thunderous That day, I was here with Ronaldo and Ronaldo. I ignored her and she suddenly started singing. < Little girl picking mushrooms Carrying a big bamboo basket Bare feet in the morning Travel through forests and hills OK un. page 7 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke C roro ro ro thi C roro ro ro C roro ro ro thi C roro ro ro C Luo Luo Luo C Luo Luo Luo C Luo Luo Luo < OK un. page 8 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke [College Entrance Examination Composition] Between role changes Abdullah The first time he came to joke started from what a mm said. Reposted this. It’s so funny. I was banned by ZT. The reason for the ban is mysterious. Digging up graves. It was the first time he posted a joke, and many people re-posted it. The content was all kinds of weird. New Police Bar Kere Tu Ou’s x 7 5 3 1 Suddenly I found that I couldn’t reply to my jokes. But the group of people just now were stabbed one by one by ZT, and their blood flowed into rivers < He followed xinghe in the uprising for the first time Make huge waves in joke But after waking up, he found that he was in a dark room The first time he took Roseven’s test questions ok un. page 9 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke I thought I understood every question Comparing the reference answers, I found that I was too naive It was his first time to see the entire joke section Have a completely different perspective on other people’s new jokes Sometimes I can’t help but re-the rabbit is mine He was immediately clicked away by zt He wore a Little Black Room shirt for the first time Being watched by countless passers-by < I don’t know how to explain it to people who don’t understand bbs His first 14D sexhe Officially took over the butcher's knife Become a member of zt OK un. page 10 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Five years later, he wandered from the garden to overseas Wandering from overseas to another overseas From young and frivolous to mature and steady He thanked joke for spending time with him < OK un. page 11 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke [Meow Meow Meow Meow] Meow Meow Meow Meow gss Meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow Meow meow meow Meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow < translate: rat i love you hate impermanence I am a cat and you are a mouse oke un. page 12 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke but I love you don't like fish Look up at the stars and make a wish Down to earth and playing with you < OK un. page 13 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke mildly mentally retardedzz VampireJax When I participated in the primary school entrance interview, one of the questions asked me to write the number 1 to 100 in 100 boxes. I wrote 9. 8 99 100 Hey, why is there an extra square? Looking back, I found that I missed 30! In fact, it would have been better to add 30 between 29 and 31. But since I was a child, I didn’t do that. Choose to use an eraser to erase all the following numbers and then rewrite the result when it reaches 50. When it was time to hand in the paper, the teacher said that I was mildly mentally retarded and might not be able to keep up with the elementary school curriculum. < 20 years later, even though I have graduated from Tsinghua University, this matter still bothers me. OK un. page 14 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Re: mildly mentally retardedzz jjerry I did this when I was a kid. The teacher dictated a o e i u ü out of order. I think I’m smart. Placed in order < OK un. page 15 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Re: mildly mentally retardedzz cop Three Seven Twenty One I wrote 28 I wrote the alphabet in reverse order. But the most shocking thing happened when I was in second grade The class teacher is my mother’s classmate and we have a good relationship. I have no other hobbies. I won’t let me fight or play game consoles at home < So I felt very unhappy, so I often snitched The head teacher was so annoyed that he reported me to my mother. My mother told me in a serious way, "Don't keep meddling in other people's business." The next day, a classmate broke the glass in another class. OK un. page 16 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke In class, the teacher asked me to report I immediately raised my hand, I know The teacher asked me to say I stood up and said loudly, I know, but my mother said not to let me meddle in other people's business. The whole class was in uproar < OK un. page 17 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Re: mildly mentally retardedzz agan I never went to preschool. I went to elementary school directly from kindergarten. After learning Pinyin, the teacher took a test divided into two parts: dictation and dictation. Because I have never taken dictation before and I don’t know what I am doing. The result is 100 points for dictation and 0 points for dictation. The teacher went to my mother and said that this child can score 100 points in dictation, but can definitely score 0 points in dictation. There's something wrong with the ears My mother even took me to the hospital to check my ears < OK un. page 18 2010 Part Ⅱ Joke Re: mildly mentally retardedzz xinghe After seeing everyone’s mental retardation when they were young, I feel that I was a bit smart when I was a child. The primary school teacher came to the kindergarten to recruit students and asked for names, etc. These were nothing. The last question is for you. Are you angry or naughty? I thought at the time, this question is really hard to answer. Lie, don’t be naughty. Kindergarten teachers and primary school teachers must be connected. It’s inevitable. Don't wear gang But let’s be honest, naughty, what if I’m not wanted in elementary school < In an instant I came up with a perfect answer Sometimes naughty, sometimes not naughty I had forgotten about it. Later, when I entered elementary school, my head teacher still remembered it because she That's the admissions teacher Oh, later I failed to get admitted to Tsinghua University: OK un. page 19 2010 Part Ⅲ Little Dark Room Wu Mou mm tells black room jokes - incomplete version 1 swimmm Joke 1: For a while, I really liked a certain eldest sister’s peanut toffee. In the leader's office, I was criticized by the leader, and suddenly I found the candy I liked. When the leader paused, I slowly picked up a piece of candy from the leader's desk and said, "Have a slap." Palm, now it's time to give you a piece of candy < The leader was stunned I took the candy slowly and left his office. After I went out, I regretted why I didn’t take the whole bag. OK un. page 20 2010 Part Ⅲ Little Dark Room Wu Mou mm tells black room jokes - incomplete version 2 swimmm Joke 3 My grandma also loves money, but she is a stingy type unlike my mother. So she said to me, Xiaoy, grandma, let me buy you a ring. You see your sister-in-law is wearing one. You should have one too. I am overjoyed but pretending to be reserved. My ring is for weddings. I am still eight. Not a single word left Grandma will never wear it if no one marries her. < me Grandma, grandma bought it for you as a dowry. Well, my legs and feet are not convenient. You can pick it out yourself. I'll reimburse you when you come back. It's bigger than your sister-in-law's. I like to be in full bloom. I rushed to Chow Tai Fook in the afternoon and picked a hoho. Grandma was very satisfied with it and kept saying, "It's bigger than your sister-in-law's ring. Wow, ok, ok." un. page 21 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅲ Little Dark Room me tits give me money My mother, ah, I have no money. You are all rich and you still want money from me. me * %% Later, I heard from my mother that my grandma saw that her grandson’s wife’s ring was bigger than hers, and she vowed to kill her for her arrogance. b Then I thought of this plan < OK un. page 22 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅲ Little Dark Room Wu Mou mm tells black room jokes - incomplete version 3 swimmm Joke 4 When I first started working, I was the first one remembered by my boss. The reason is very interesting. I put a a simulated 丄o < The boss came over curiously and asked me why I like snakes. OK un. page 23 to be continued 2010 Part Ⅲ Little Dark Room me, the snake walks alone, very independent Leader, oh, I am a snake I'm glad I said it well. In fact, I didn't have that consciousness. I was just superstitious. It was said that I had snakes during that period. Ornaments will bring good luck But no matter what, the leader remembers me and it’s still a positive impression. A colleague in the next department saw me like this and imitated him. However, he didn’t know the zodiac sign of his leader, so he put it aside. zodiac signs One day, the boss asked me how to put on a pig head. This man blablabla greatly praises the pig head < The leader asked what do you belong to? This man I am a pig Leader, oh, I am a horse OK un. page 24 2010 Part Ⅲ Little Dark Room Wu Mou mm tells black room jokes - incomplete version 4 swimmm hoho Father's Day suddenly reminded me of my celebration for my dad. The year before last, as a woman without a beard, I had not done any research on razors, but I still wanted to give one as a gift. I gave it to my dad as a gift, so I finally chose a domestic famous brand product. When I went back, my dad used it once and said it was too hard to use and I couldn’t shave it clean. Every time I use it, I I have to do it again using the previous one < Last year, based on my previous experience, I deliberately did my homework online. When I was on a business trip in the United States, I Excellent price. Bought a razor of excellent quality. I came back from a business trip and dedicated it to my dad. My dad said we don’t have 110V at home. This year, my dad said, don’t give me razors anymore. If I count on your razor, I will. Marx is OK un. page 25 2010 Part Ⅲ Little Dark Room Wu Mou mm tells black room jokes - incomplete version 5 swimmm I planned to discuss my cousin’s college entrance examination plan with him, but he said that I should take care of my own affairs. Say something else Then he started scolding me for this and that. When I was impatient, I had an idea and said, Oops, I almost scored the goal. < Since the landline my dad was using was not in the living room, he immediately hung up the phone. Hahaha OK un. page 26 2010 June 2010 issue Editorial staff of this monthly magazine Editor-in-Chief biancr MMJoke editor yoo Jokeedit FZD Black Room Editor FZD Artist Kieslowski < Technical support aotian Welcome to vote OK un. page 27 2010