Sender: cu0 roumihuadou, letter area: Joke Title: [Monthly] What is the July issue? Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Aug 11 09:51:15 2010 , within the site . . . . . ﹒ ﹒ . What July issue* . . . , , > . .﹒ . oo . . o. o﹒ . . . . X o 00 o X . . . ﹒ . . > . . . . . . . ﹒ . . < > : ;< > . . . . . .. ﹒ XXXXX XXXXX . . . . ﹒ . XXXXX XXXXX . . ﹒ . . .. . . . . . . Why are there no silverbaits in the Milky Way? . . . .﹒ . . . ﹒ . Joke Featured subway by uukeke < There weren’t many people on the subway today. A boy came in at a certain station. He looked a little fatter. After he came in, the subway made a beep, beep, beep warning sound to close the door. Then he suddenly jumped onto the platform Watching the subway door close, he shouted Damn, it's not an elevator > ゜ page 1 Joke Featured Why not wear a belt by coolface85 < A friend has a habit of wearing pants without a belt. One day, a group of friends were chatting about him. One of the friends suddenly said loudly, "I know why he doesn't wear a belt anymore, because he does." Belt SD becomes SB SD is the initials of a friend's name. A group of people laughed wildly. > ゜ page 2 Joke Featured A joke in the group by bignetbig < Some time ago, I bought 2 boxes of TT on a certain treasure website. I specifically agreed with the store owner MM to buy and ship them anonymously. At that time, MM Brother Xiang promised that when packaged and shipped, it would not remind people of TT balabalabala. Two days later, he went out because of something. A female colleague collected it on my behalf. When I came back, the people around me looked at me very strangely. I waited until I met the person who helped me sign for the collection. When I met a female colleague, she gave me a TT and said shyly: X, I just want to see how the umbrella you bought is doing. Unexpectedly, I took the package and took a look. It said "parasol" on the package. Brother is messy The store owner is so talented. The description is quite appropriate. parasol sunshade umbrella > ゜ page 3 Joke Featured Wife and Mosquito by threeoh < In the evening, I watched the Battle of West Germany and went to bed early after eating. I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, so I told my wife that there seemed to be mosquitoes. My wife immediately sat up and sprayed the toilet water on her head to her toes without any mosquito bites. After she finished it, I said, give me some too. The wife was surprised and said, "Who is that mosquito biting?" Then she turned over and fell asleep. Hiding face > ゜ page 4 Joke Featured Wetland Park by BitBlue < One day, I was discussing fun places nearby with a girl in the lab. When I mentioned the nearby wetland park, the girl seemed very excited. Actually, I like that wetland very much The next day the girl received a note that said: Senior Sister, I have actually liked you for a long time. > ゜ page 5 Joke Featured Shelf life by aeric < There is a piece of bacon in the refrigerator. I don’t know how long it has been there. I want to eat it now. It depends on the shelf life. It is clearly printed with the shelf life of today. day then food > ゜ page 6 Joke Featured Venomous Male Colleague by SundayMore < In the past, there used to be a male colleague in our office. He was quite polite, but he had a vicious and bitchy mouth. Sometimes people are really angry to death. Let’s call him a poisonous tongue man. Here are a few excerpts. one A female colleague was busy going on a blind date some time ago, and that day at the dinner table she said that all kinds of wonderful things happened to the boys she met on the blind date. things to play Finally, the girl said that although there was no follow-up development, luckily the boys she dated were pretty good and she never met her. What the best >Suddenly, the poisonous tongue man said something quietly with an expressionless face, but they all met ゜ page 7 continued on next page Joke Featured The female colleague reacted two seconds later and was so angry that she was speechless. < two The company is currently conducting performance evaluation, and each job is divided into ABCD grades. There was a young girl in the office who had just graduated and was very motivated. She immediately changed her QQ signature to "Strive for A in every item" As a result, the poisonous tongue man signed someone's QQ and replied one, cup cup is already A three > Boys and girls in the office are discussing who is more stressed, boys or girls, in modern society. miserable ゜ page 8 continued on next page Joke Featured Can't argue < The venomous man who had been silent all this time suddenly said, you girls are still under a lot of pressure. It’s miserable. It’s so hard every day. Bitter life is bleak and there are troubles and bad omens every day. Being beaten up by a girl > ゜ page 9 Joke Featured My sister-in-law came to stay at my house again during the summer vacation by albert12 < She was 17 years old during the summer vacation the year before last. She saw my IPOD and said, brother-in-law, your IPOD is good, so she went back. At that time, her sister brought her an IPOD. She was 18 years old during summer vacation last year. When she saw my IBM, she said, brother-in-law, your IBM is pretty good, so she went back. At that time, her sister brought her an IBM laptop She is 19 years old during summer vacation this year and has grown into a beautiful girl. When she saw me, she smiled shyly and said Brother-in-law, you are actually quite a good person. I'm waiting for her sister to speak > ゜ page 10 Joke Featured Buy lottery tickets by SundayMore < Some time ago, I acted coquettishly and pretended to be poor with my dad and said, Dad, I am poor and I haven’t eaten meat for a long time. 55555 My dad threw me a set of double-color ball numbers and said, go buy some meat money. I bought 5 bets and I actually won. I won 5 yuan for each bet, so the total is 25. Then I flattered my dad, and my dad said, "Look, I'm awesome." After this time, one time I said again, Dad, I am poor and have no money to buy clothes. Then my dad said Throw me a set of numbers and say, go buy some clothes. > I bought another 5 bets and won another 25 ゜ page 11 continued on next page Joke Featured I complained to my dad that 25 yuan was not enough to buy clothes. < Dad said that next time you need to be more specific, but you should be able to buy a sling for 25. Last time I told my dad again, "Dad, I can't get married. I guess it's because I don't have a dowry." Then my dad calmed down, and after a while he sent me a number and asked me to collect the dowry money. Then I was cruel and bought 10 bets for 20 yuan > Then ゜ page 12 continued on next page Joke Featured Then < Then Then Missed a penny I called my dad and said, Dad, where is the dowry? I didn’t win a penny this time. I lost 20,55555. My dad looked up to the sky and screamed for a long time and said, "Oh God, there is nothing we can do. I am destined to pay for my dowry." > ゜ page 13 Joke Featured The target of confession is not there by ontrain < After the college entrance examination in the third year of high school, a buddy in the dormitory planned to confess his love to a girl in the class while the test was finished and the scores were estimated. He bought a lot of wax that night. Each person held a candle and stood downstairs from the girls, arranged in a heart shape. Then the guy started singing a love song. When he got tired of singing, he yelled. Sound XXX I really like you. After a long time, the window of the girls’ dormitory opened and a woman said XXX but she still didn’t reply. Come > ゜ page 14 Joke Featured I also forgot to post it by shrine08 < When my nephew was four years old, I took him to the supermarket. When he saw something, he wanted to buy something. Me, your father said you shouldn’t buy random things when you go to the supermarket, or will you need to take a PP shot when you go back? My nephew, my father said, children must be brave. I > ゜ page 15 Joke Featured Another loss by jacky1984 < There used to be a guy in the class who was very thin. His classmates nicknamed him Pencil. Hahaha This is not the most amazing thing. On his birthday, several friends collectively gave him a box of pencils. <Shanghai China's No. 1 Pencil Chinese Drawing Pencil> 2B Hahaha > ゜ page 16 Joke Featured Wife Dreams by Manipulation < My wife was very angry when she woke up in the morning. She said she dreamed that I was being unreasonable. I made a mistake in a simple account and insisted on arguing with her. debate.... What kind of account is that... My wife wrote it on the whiteboard and we recalculated it together. Sure enough, my wife made a mistake... My wife is even more angry>< > ゜ page 17 Joke Featured Mom meets a liar by Tux9 < My mother received a call saying that the credit card of xx bank was in arrears. You all know this. My mother said you must be a liar. Banks have voice systems. Hang up the phone over there A few days later, I received another call. As soon as the call was connected, it said it was a voice message. You owe money to xx bank account. Fee Please press 9 for details My mom said there is no 9 on my phone How is that possible? My mother said, aren’t you a voice actor? Hang up the phone over there > ゜ page 18 Joke Featured Reminds me of the unfortunate incident of a brain-dead guy by gvm5 < A buddy is usually pretty stupid and likes to go off the beaten path when doing things. One day when he was bored, he joked to his girlfriend that there was a guy. The man sent me a message saying he is your husband Result: Result: His girlfriend instantly blurted out, "How is it possible that he doesn't know your number?" Then there was deathly silence, and then nothing more. > ゜ page 19 Joke Featured Shanzhai mineral water zz by dongnanfeng < Sending station: Hu Ju Long Pan SBBS Fri Jul 23 23:57:00 2010 , within the site I was very thirsty at work at noon, so I went to a canteen and bought a bottle of Master Kong green tea. After drinking it, I discovered that it was a copycat of Kangshui Bolu. I drank the tea without saying anything. When I looked at the cap of the bottle, I realized that I had won a prize. I had another bottle, so I told the boss that I had won a prize. Here’s another bottle. The boss said very calmly. Take a closer look. I looked at the bottle cap and said, “Fuck, buy another bottle.” > ゜ page 20 Joke Featured Borrow money zz by thindy < 10 a.m. coffee break. Since I didn’t have breakfast this morning, I was a little hungry so I came to the lunch room. , I wanted to buy a bag of peanut butter cracker from the vending machine. It cost $0.5 to satisfy my hunger. I took out my wallet and looked at it. There is only one quarter in there. My wife is really good at it. I thought, this is terrible, and I can’t swipe my card. I saw Stephen, an American colleague in the same office who was about 65 years old, sitting there drinking coffee, so I shouted to him Stephen, do you have a dollar? Stephen: I have three. Me: One is enough. > Stephen: Too late. Me: ??? ゜ page 21 continued on next page Joke Featured Too late? Did he spend it or was he unwilling to borrow it? Lao Mei is really stingy. I don’t want to borrow money < I had no choice but to go to another office and find a Chinese person to borrow a dollar. 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My little nephew saw it and said that grandma exchanged the steamed buns for a large pancake > ゜ page 24 Recommended small black room Tell me something that just happened by TJjerry < Rhinitis has become more serious during this period. When I woke up in the morning, my nose felt so tight and stuffy that I hated it so much that I pinched it while cooking. Stuff a green piece of green stuff into your nose to ventilate the air At this time, my friend who was staying with me came out to wash up. He was very happy when he saw the green onions on my nose. I'm angry. Let me tell you. I know what you are thinking. Don't say it. Otherwise, I, I, I, I will jump over the wall. My friend who had been unable to bear it now really squirted. > ゜ page 25 < What is the July issue of Labor Group? overseer biancr Joke coolie cu0 MMJoke coolie yoo Black Room Coolie FZD Paint the wall crowyue plug-in aotian Remember to vote > ゜ Because the whitebait was eaten by the magpie