Sender: ap9 porn 9 I miss you, please contact me, message area: Joke Title: [Monthly] After passing the college entrance examination, read the colorful May issue Sending site: Shuimu Community Thu Jun 10 21:40:59 2010 , within the site The colorful May issue " ⌒ , 乀 ? ミ [PIC]Doraemon’s cup 一 http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 82056 " [PIC] Post some comics and reprint them http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 81158 乀 [PIC] Some classmates’ comics and amateur works ⌒ http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 82439 , [PIC][x] Reprinted from the school's Neihan Comics http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 84128 [PIC] Strong post on mop, I was shocked ミ http: www.newsmth.net bbscon.php?bid 872&id 84179 MMJoke The story of a baby learning to count by shingi 2. The jokes I heard from my colleagues may not necessarily be funny, but at least they are full of childishness. " 1 The baby learns to count starting from 1 2. As a result, every time her mother says 1, the baby follows Shouting 2. Once when I went out with my baby in my arms, I met a neighbor. Her mother said to the baby, this is 乀 Auntie, the baby shouted loudly to the neighbor 2 ⌒ 2 After teaching the baby to count, her mother often wants to test it, but sometimes she reaches out. , asked the baby with 4 fingers what day it was. As a result, the baby thought for a while and then suddenly realized Shout a few From then on, the baby always counts 1 2 3. ミ Joke Today in the Summer Palace by jinziya 3. When we were taking the ferry, there was a very handsome little brother on the boat, sitting on the edge of the boat and holding the boat. " Gaze at the scenery while ignoring the people around you. There is a duck when you turn a corner. He swam out and his mother teased him XX Look, let’s carry a goose for everyone. The children looked disdainful. Don’t be stupid. That’s a duck. Then they went on to see the scenery. ⌒ , ミ Joke Have you ever encountered any embarrassing incidents with twins by twoeyes Si, my sister and I are not twins, we just look alike." One day while walking on the way to school, I heard a classmate from behind shouting my sister’s name. 乀 I snickered. I must have recognized the wrong person again. As a result, the classmate didn't give up and chased after me while shouting. I had no choice but to look back. ⌒ look at her , she said breathlessly, "I thought I had the wrong person." Oops ミ Joke He is a deputy department inspector by taopao1988 Wu, he is a deputy department inspector and is related to the national leader." He went on an inspection visit to the West with only three followers. Never use a police car to clear the way They don’t use public funds to eat or drink, and sometimes they even have to beg for food. The three followers felt that they were too miserable and often wanted to resign. He has been inspecting the West for many years and has met many foreign heads of state. He has made great achievements. ⌒ After returning to China, I didn’t ask for promotion and spent my whole life teaching and educating people. , without any property after death He is Tang Seng ミ Joke 4 years of development experience original by xxvv Three years after Lu graduated from university, several classmates were chatting in the class group, and they were all talking about technology. " java xml or something Another classmate's family ran a factory, and he became a manager early on. He couldn't get a word in. I feel very unhappy 乀 After a long time, I added: Our company is recruiting a driver due to business expansion. Name Requirements 4 years of java development experience ⌒ Suddenly the group was quiet for a long time , ミ Joke Talk about those unintentional nicknames by whimmy Qi We have a brother named Lei who was electrocuted by 110V while wiring. " A master worker told us that the mine worker was electrocuted 乀 ⌒ , ミ Joke GG and me by truyy 8 " I said on Kaixin.com that after a man and a woman got together, the man kept giving each other less money. For example, the points are reduced from 60 points to 50 points in one month. The woman keeps adding points to the other party. For example, my score increased from 60 to 70 in one month, so I’m really miserable. GG, you have always been a plus in my heart. I am secretly happy ⌒ GG You have now increased your score from 15 to 16 , I two One time GG was reading a novel on the phone and ignored me again, so he beat GG angrily and roared angrily. I'm literally hanging out with a pig ミ GG I'm already with a pig. I met GG 8 months ago Internal weight increased by 15 pounds three Every time I see you wearing this shirt, I feel like a gangster with you. It feels so cool when we walk together <Go to next page> Joke GG Nine Four " When something unreasonable happened GG I feel like you are my relative I am secretly happy GG You look so much like my uncle when you cry I ⌒ , five When walking with GG these days, I always try to find faults when there are many people around. What Nao said: I love you so much makes GG so embarrassed every time six ミ I remember that not long after I met GG, he texted me once after get off work and asked me what I was doing. I said that I was going to buy vegetables to make stir-fried cabbage, but the result was "exploded cabbage" The most shameful thing is that I bought the lettuce mistakenly for cabbage. From then on, I became a The laughing stock. Now GG almost doesn’t dare to let me touch his pots and pans anymore. Seven <Go to next page> Joke One time GG pointed to me the pumpkins planted on the balcony of his home. GG also said that they were now mature. I have a little pumpkin but I don’t know if it can grow into a pumpkin. I said excitedly, yes, yes, yes. 1. Maybe a gourd will grow in the end. It’s all my memory of elementary school.” Zero. There is a fable in the textbook. The protagonist’s vegetable patch is infested with insects. Others advise him to get rid of the insects. In the end, he said, I want a gourd, not a pumpkin. Now GG almost doesn’t dare to give in anymore. I touched his flowers, grass and fish. ⌒ , ミ Joke Dad’s explanation for me gaining weight by ferguson0830 1. I only gained weight obviously twice." one During training for the National Day military parade last year, I gained 20 pounds in 2 months. I don’t think there’s any way to explain it. Explanation: My mother said it’s because I exercise a lot, consume a lot, and eat a lot. Today I changed my clothes for the season. I took a shower and changed into trousers, a shirt and a vest. ⌒ I found that there was no pair of trousers that I could fit into. I called my dad and he said, , the ball is getting warmer, your columnar body becomes thicker as a result of thermal expansion and contraction, and your pants are rings. The result of thermal expansion and contraction is that the inner diameter becomes smaller. The result of a family with a background in science and engineering is that you will be surprised in 30-degree Beijing. So cold to death ミ Joke Chat with a mm by Cygnus 一我 23:13:18 " 2. Let me introduce you to some boyfriends. A certain mm 23:13:59 乀 Okay, don’t do it if you’re not handsome. ⌒ A certain mm 23:14:41 , the standard of handsomeness is to take you as the bottom and grow upwards. A certain mm 23:14:41 open interval ミ Me 23:16:08 Joke What women say that men must make progress is actually by lidongguo reposted by liuxijun One " 3. In the supermarket, I saw a big crab with five stripes tied on it. It went from the freezer that cost 18.9 yuan to 28 yuan. Climb in the cabinet for 9 yuan 乀 I burst into tears. You are so fucking motivated. ⌒ , ミ Joke The main lineups of each country in the World Cup are announced in advance ZZ by woshimj One " 4 North Korea Team Forward Kim Jong-che Kim Jong-guo 乀 Midfielder Kim Jung-mo Kim Jung-chuan Kim Jung-dam Kim Jung-tai ⌒ , defender Kim Jung shovel Kim Jung top Kim Jung rush Kim Jung stare Goalkeeper Kim Jeong-po ミ greece team Forward Shot Nice Dribble Nice Midfielder, run Nice, pass Nice, stop Nice, lead Nice <Go to next page> Joke Defender tackles Nice, pushes Nice, grabs Nice, stares Nice One " Wu Goalkeeper Panis 乀 South Korea team ⌒ , forward Zheng Zaishe Zheng Zaiguo Midfielder Zheng Zaipun, Zheng Zaichuan, Zheng Zaiduan, Zheng Zaidai Defender Zheng is shoveling Zheng is on the top grabbing Zheng is staring ミ Goalkeeper Zheng Zaipu One Piece Lu Fei announced <Go to next page> Joke russian team 1. Forward, Shooting Fski, Passing Fski." land Midfielder, running forward, passing forward, intercepting the ball, dribbling forward 乀 Defender, Taovsky, Dingfuski, Taobaoski, Dingfuski ⌒ Goalkeeper Povski , brazil The striker shoots a lot and dribbles a lot ミ Midfielder, running Erduo, passing Erduo, breaking Erduo, leading Erduo Defender tackles Erduo, defends Erduo, grabs Erduo, stares at Erduo Goalkeeper Puldo <Go to next page> Joke Japan team One " 7 Forward, big shot is about to happen, big goal is about to happen A big run is coming in midfield, a big pass is coming, a big break is coming, a big lead is coming 乀 Defender A big tackle is coming, a big top is coming, a big tackle is coming, a big mark is coming ⌒ , The goalie is about to pounce ミ Denmark Forward Shooting Forest Passing Forest Midfielder, ball protector, passer, interceptor, ball dribbler <Go to next page> Joke Defender, Tackle Forest, Heading Forest, Ball Fighting Forest, Marking Forest 1 Goalkeeper Pu Sen " eight Serbia 乀 Forward Shot Xiqi Draught Xiqi ⌒ , Midfielder Pao Xiqi Chuan Xiqi Duan Xiqi Bring Xiqi Defender shovel Xiqi, support Xiqi, grab Xiqi, mark Xiqi Goalkeeper Pusic ミ Dutch team Forward Fan Sheshe Fan Guoguo <Go to next page> Joke Midfielder Fan Paopao Captain Fan Chuanchuan Fan Duanduan Fan Daidai One " Jiu Defender Fan Tuantuan Fan Dingding Fan Qiangqiang Fan Dingdeng Goalkeeper Fan Shou Shou 乀 Head coach Fan Jiaojiao ⌒ , Cameroon ミ Forward Etto shoot Etto protect Midfielder Etoto runs, Etoto passes, Etoto breaks, Etoto takes Defender Eto tackles, Eto tops, Eto robs, Eto marks <Go to next page> Joke Goalkeeper Etopo 2 Coach Ettore " zero 乀 China Star Team friendly competition ⌒ , striker, let the leader shoot first, let the leader pass first Midfield Let the leader run first. Let the leader pass first. Let the leader break first. Let the leader lead first. ミ Defender Let the leader tackle first. Let the leader push first. Let the leader rush first. Let the leader mark first. Goalkeeper, let the leader pounce first Joke What really happened to ZZ by AFP 2 I went downstairs and bought two taels of pot sticker dumplings, and then went to a halal ramen restaurant to eat ramen. " 1. When I walked in, I remembered that this restaurant is very sensitive to take-out pork and so on. Last time it happened. Someone got into a fight, so I was about to go out with the dumplings, but the Islamic big man at the door Mom said, "It's okay. Come in. There's no meat in that dumpling." ⌒ , ミ Joke The eldest brother bought a W12 6.0 Phaeton, which triggered the following short story zz by onebyone 2 " 2 http: www.xcar.com.cn bbs viewthread.php?tid 12122377& extra page%3D2 I just saw this joke in the group. It’s funny, but I don’t know much about cars. This comparison is 乀 I hope no one has posted this before. If anyone has, I apologize. ⌒ , One day, my eldest brother entered the parking lot and was in the process of self-parking. The administrator shouted to him. Hey, be careful when you drive your PASSAT. Don't hit the new BMW 320 next to you. You'll pay the penalty. I can't afford it. The eldest brother yelled, "I have enough cars to buy him 3 cars." ミ One day, when the elder brother entered the gas station, he accidentally pointed the No. 93 gun at the gas station and fired. After I added it, my brother was sweating. He yelled, "I want to add 97. Who told you to do it yourself?" I advocated adding 93." The younger sister kindly replied, "Brother, you can definitely add 93 to your PASSAT." It's okay. I add PASSAT 93 every day to save money. It's not a Mercedes-Benz. There is no need for BMW to add 97 <Go to next page> Joke One day, the elder brother went to a nightclub to pick up girls. After he fell in love with a pretty girl, they made an appointment to go out for a night out together. In the second and second half, the beautiful girl saw that her elder brother had an extraordinary temperament, so she walked with him to the parking place and met him " Third brother's Phaeton, the pretty girl turned around and left, and said that she had the nerve to ask me out if she was driving a Santana. Chixiaoye, I should have known he was gone with the guy who just drove the Camry. One day, the eldest brother hosted a banquet for a senior official and drove to his home to pick him up. The eldest brother held the car respectfully. The door opened and the senior official came closer and said, "I'd better ask the driver to drive out of the A6." bring it on ⌒ , One day, the elder brother went to pick up a friend. There were many unlicensed cars at the entrance of the community. The elder brother was in the car. While waiting for my friend, I heard some unscrupulous drivers talking about how such a good car would be used to do work. Another person mentioned that it might be from the employer, but PASSAT still costs 8 gas per 100 kilometers. Okay, big brother rolls down the window and roars, I get 17 gas per 100 kilometers. ミ One day, an important friend of Big Brother's friend got married and asked to borrow a heavyweight car. Big Brother A kind person, even though he loves his car very much, he generously lent it to his friend and returned it to him afterwards. Brother Che proudly asked, "How's it made you look good in front of your friends?" Right, my friend sighed. Forget it. My friend insists that this is an old man. <Go to next page> Joke The new PASSAT was so unattractive that I ended up spending money to rent a current red sports car as a pawn. Wedding Car: Your car will be at the end of the wedding convoy, specially used to pick up elderly people. Two families and children." Si One day, when the eldest brother parked the car and was about to leave, he heard two young people behind him. In the dialogue, one person said, "Look, wow, Phaeton, big brother's heart" I feel so comfortable. I finally have someone who knows what I’m doing. Just when I’m feeling refreshed, I hear about another year. ⌒ Young people say, damn, SB really bought it. , ミ Joke Talk about my obsessive-compulsive disorder by b.a..r The small dark room is too dark and I can’t see the ID clearly 2 " Wu About obsessive-compulsive disorder when eating To describe it simply, a bunch of grapes are both sour and sweet. If I had to eat them all, I would. Forced to eat the sour ones first and leave the sweet ones for last. So there are many problems ⌒ For example, when I first went to my wife’s house for dinner, my mother-in-law was very enthusiastic and kept bringing me food. , there are things I like to eat and things I don’t like in the bowl, but I’m too polite to say anything about what I don’t like. So I started to force myself to eat those things I didn’t like to eat first. My mother-in-law looked at it and said, "Oh, I like eating these. Keep trying to get these dishes for me> < When eating fast food out, I always force myself to eat the food I least like first. ミ When I finally have my favorite food left, I feel full After forcing myself to eat these favorite foods, I passed So this is the reason why I have a zt figure. small dark room 2 " land 乀 ⌒ , in fact, you all know the author of the page just now ミ small dark room " Editor of this issue The man behind the scenes............biancr 乀 Joke Featured............ap9 ⌒ , MMJoke recommended............yoo Recommended small black room............FZD Wall painter............crowyue ミ Paint the wall and install it......aotian For more exciting content, please see the highlights x