Sender: starmoonh Big Belly Woman Title: February monthly issue please check Sending station: Shuimu Community Thu Mar 18 09:33:59 2010 , in the station 氵彡 ﹣ ヽ 丄 @ @ , @ @ @ @ @ @ Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ Part 1 MMJOKE [PIC]fractal http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 75053 It turns out that Bangzi language is so simple http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 75902 [PIC]Four major software http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 75542 Chocolate breast gate This is today’s Tsinghua people zz http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 74738 One Day a Day Beef Sausage ZZ 01 http: www.newsmth.netbbscon.php?bid 872&id 75597 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE I surprised the boss on my first day at work, and then he took me Author boylez I came very early and sent everyone a greeting letter very actively. Hi all, Happy Year of the Tiger blabla blabla blabla resign salute Name 02 I just can't be subtle when telling jokes, stupid Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE The embarrassing thing that happened in Sanjiao 3305 Author bryantian Let me break the news too When I first entered T University, the sixth teaching had not yet been completed. After training in the evening, it was impossible to go to the old official or the new hall. I could only go to the third teaching. 3305 is where I often went to study hall during my freshman year. In fact, most people who study by themselves in a certain classroom are very fixed. The seats are also very fixed Often the person next to me on the left is a girl wearing glasses. Later when I go there, she always looks up and smiles at me. Suddenly one day I was asked a very simple calculus question. I am a terrible student because that question is relatively simple. And I happened to do it, so I wrote her the solution, and then she sent a note saying There are still a few questions, why don’t we get rid of them? I’m stupid and said, I haven’t finished my homework. Then she went out to fetch water by herself 03 books on the table I just found out it was a microcontroller tutorial and I immediately collapsed. It turned out to be a senior sister [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Then I never saw her in 3305 again. In my junior year, a junior sister told me on QQ, let’s go for a walk. It was the end of November, and it was already past 10pm. I said yes Finally, I saw her downstairs at Bauhinia No. 5. She was not wearing a down jacket or gloves. Just keep walking and walking like this. She said her hands are so cold. I said something I regret to this day: I'll buy you some pancakes to warm them up. Later, I asked her to go for a walk and she stopped coming out > < 04 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE The story of the annual meeting Author YamaP Company Annual Party Masquerade Before leaving get off work, I passed by a colleague’s cubicle and saw the colleague dressed as the village chief from Pleasant Goat. That full-body attire and a huge village chief's hood I snickered and stepped forward to observe Ask: Can I see outside? The colleague said nothing and pointed to the place where the glove was placed over his mouth. I got close to one, and sure enough, there was a small transparent area on the hood above the mouth. 05 I laughed so hard that I held down my colleague’s head and shook it violently. He said, are you out of your mind? This equipment is too tm sx [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE The village chief held his head, slowly stabilized his body, and slowly took off his hood. I took a closer look and the tiger's body trembled. tmd is our boss... 06 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE The new little loli almost ruined something big Author COOLpp We have hired a new little loli salesperson. She is pretty, but she just graduated from college half a year ago and is not very experienced. Today, I took her to visit a client while exchanging business cards with the client. The customer said: My business card is ugly. Little Loli, who had been silent on the side, interjected without hesitation, "Have you printed your profile picture on your business card?" I am speechless and the customer is even more speechless. 07 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Reminds me of a joke made by our grade director. Original Author doglele Let’s talk about the Four Teachings of Tsinghua University ten years ago Our class director is a very respectable old man, but he speaks softly in class and he himself is deaf. Many people are deaf in class. When I go to sleep or chat, there are almost no people sitting in the first three or four rows, and the back is never full, so those who are late will Don't be in a hurry. Go in through the front door and walk to the back to sit down. But as the final exam approaches, the situation is completely different. One day, a buddy, who probably rarely comes, is arrogant about his past. I walked in through the door and walked straight to the back. When I got to the back, I suddenly found that there were all the seats in the back. I just wandered back and forth there and couldn't find it, but I just didn't move forward. 08 The senior director stared at him for a while. The old man was a shy person and suddenly said he wanted to sit down. Please come earlier later. It will cause the whole audience to burst into laughter. I guess [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE This lesson is all about this sentence. Everyone has heard it. Later, when I met the students in our grade, I often used this sentence to check whether everyone had attended the class or listened carefully. said 09 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Also send a few jokes and leave a name Author zduan 1. I met a cool guy on the subway in the morning. Suddenly a buddy’s phone rang loudly on the subway. All the passengers heard it, Grandpa. The grandson called you again. Grandpa. The grandson called you again. Grandpa. The grandson called you again. I got a call from you. I saw the guy slowly took out his cell phone and answered. Hello, Dad, what's going on? 2. During the first military training, the instructor ordered: Lift your left leg and stretch it forward. Because I was nervous and stretched out my right leg. As a result, it merged with the left leg next to me. Instructor Very annoyed, he shouted, "Which kid lifted up both legs?" 10 3. [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE True story: At a class reunion, I heard A say that there was a girl in our high school who was expelled because she was pregnant. B, she was awesome. Ah, I don’t know about the contraceptive cord. A. I don’t know about removing the cord. A. It is said that her body has I can’t fight anymore. C The little sister now is so avant-garde. It’s his responsibility to call the child’s father. A The child’s father has already We died in a group fight, everyone. 4. On the eve of the college entrance examination for senior high school students, there are rumors that you do not need to take the test to become a pilot. Many brothers are interested in it, but it is rumored that the physical examination is very strict. For this reason, the school specially organized a primary physical examination in the school. The Yidie Party went there because of its reputation and was very confident in their physical fitness. I changed my mind and signed up for a physical examination, but I was the first to go and return. When I came back, I squatted behind the classroom and took out a cigarette to smoke. When he got up, he saw that he had been brushed off, so he went over to comfort him. What's wrong? What's inappropriate? Weight, wipe you. This person is too fat. This person is so thin that his bones can be exposed if he peels off his skin. No. They think I'm too light. How much do you weigh? 99. How much do they ask for? At least 100. Then he squeezed out a few words through his teeth full of sadness: "If I don't have sex this morning 11" Then just soak in S [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE 5. As I was climbing up the dark corridor of the library, I saw a man coming up from beside me and wanted me, so I deliberately walked to the middle to block him. He said to give way to the road, and then I didn't move and continued walking. He said, "Excuse me, please." I turned around and said to him, "You can see me." He was stunned. After half a minute, I reacted and ran away hahahaha 12 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Cashier leaving early Author sunshine2005 New Year's Eve The weather is fine in the afternoon The cashier of the unit decided to return home early So I took my bags and garbage bags and prepared to go down the stairs. Encountered the Aicha Gang boss in the corridor Boss gets off work so early She takes out the trash boss For safety reasons, she stayed in the office for a while 13 Prepare to go out again after feeling it should be safer This time it went relatively smoothly [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE When I walked to the door of the unit, I met the unit’s car. Then he raised his hand to stop the car She sent me home driver she she The boss in the back seat, please send her back. She is embarrassed Facts have proven that there is no limit to a person’s rp value. 14 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Can I post a really cool joke? Author stoneya After I almost drowned in the swimming pool last time, today my good colleague asked me to go with her on MSN again. I said with trepidation that I need to overcome something, I need some courage She, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a village. There was a monster in the village called the Six-Eyed Flying Fish. Everyone was afraid of it. No. In order to defeat it, we all need courage, so we all need courage to face the six-eyed flying fish. I'm so cold. What a mess. Who told this story? She sang by Liang Jingru We all need courage to face the six-eyed flying fish fr courage 15 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE I want to get a fake student ID card Author linggle MM, let’s get a fake student ID card. We can go to the movies and the park for half price. GG It’s embarrassing to be found out. MM, you have to have a good psychological quality. If I am found out, I will come out with a fake press card and say that I am here for an unannounced visit. GG I'm following behind with a fake police ID, ready to catch you. 16 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Mom's logic Author rockhair I told my mom today I won’t buy a house anymore Mom said How can you marry a wife without buying a house? I said You can get a wife even if you don’t have a house. Mom said 17 impossible Thirty years ago [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Your dad is pestering me Want me to marry him I didn't agree I told him Let’s wait until you are assigned a house. So I waited for several years Your dad finally got a house So I married him So you were born I just heard my dad say next to me Now your son has no house Can’t get a wife 18 Why are all women the same in the world? [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Mom murmured I should have known there would be such retribution I would have married you earlier A son can be born a few years earlier You can buy a house sooner If you buy it early Our money is enough well I regret it. 19 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Rabbit and Lotus Root [Original] Author juned When I go back to Sichuan for the Chinese New Year, LG likes to eat two things in particular: Malatang or some spicy lotus root and rabbit heads. One day, I had a sudden idea and said, I will write a couplet for you. I will eat lotus roots until I vomit. LG thought for a while and found no solution. I chewed the rabbit until I vomited. LG then accepted that the horizontal batch should be rabbit lotus root! 20 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE A certain MM Author Scateu She My space bar is broken, what should I do? I'll take it apart and put it back on She I dare not... I'll be very cruel and I'll be fine in no time She vnnmmvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvmmvmmmvmmc twenty one Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE New Year wishes Author linkin A friend asked me to write New Year greetings in idioms containing the character for tiger. I thought about myself last year and sent it to him. Wish you Work for the tiger Learning starts but ends Life is hard to get off Body so-so Love talks like a tiger twenty two O O Hurry and send the genuine version before he gets mad [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Wish you Work is even more powerful Learn the dragon soars and the tiger leaps body vigorous Life is a journey of a tiger and a dragon If love doesn't enter the tiger's den, how can it catch the tiger's cubs? twenty three Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE [Original] I’m going to punch your lungs in the late stages of pregnancy Author hillside This is my first time posting on joke. I just made a joke with my wife. Introduction to background knowledge Starting in the third trimester, pregnant women may experience problems such as fullness, palpitations, and difficulty breathing. When the uterus enlarges to near the chest, the stomach and lungs are lifted up, compressing the heart, causing a feeling of fullness, heartbeat or breathing. Symptoms such as difficulty breathing My wife is now more than 5 months pregnant Wife, I feel so uncomfortable. I feel a little breathless. Me, don’t lie forward, lie back, lie on your side 24 Wife, I know I quoted the knowledge from Baidu: The baby has coughed up your lungs in the belly [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Naturally I feel out of breath Wife I have a sentence that is very suitable to describe this scene now. I will beat your lungs out. Hahaha, wait until your son comes out. he Wife Pregnancy is really a great thing. I hope expectant mothers can be in a good mood every day. Thanks to joke, I can find jokes here every day to make my pregnant wife happy. 25 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE Huniu wishes everyone a happy new year Author stoney Okay, let me first state that this is a bloody joke. If I say it first, you are not allowed to say it is cold... 1 I got home early last night and asked the doorman to open the door. After opening it, I was so excited that I jumped in. I forgot how high the iron threshold at the door was. I fell down and fell to the ground... The doorman said, "You're only 30 years old, so why did you kowtow in the morning..." After going home and changing into pajamas, he found that his knees had fallen off. The skin is bloody. My mother said that seeing red means happiness. New Year and new atmosphere. 2 26 When I got home, I was nestling in my mother's arms and acting like a baby...I found a thorn in my hand. I said, "Mom, okay." It hurts. Help me find faults. Then I’m afraid that I’ll turn my back on my mother when I see the tragic scene. [To be continued] Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ JOKE Part 2 JOKE He held my hand and picked at it with a needle for a long time. The piece was all bloody and bloody. She said happily, "No, look." I turned around and saw that I was crazy. My middle finger was pricked... but my ring finger was picked to a bloody pulp... 3 At the company's annual meeting, I asked three tiger brothers and tiger girls in the company to draw a lottery... I was embarrassed when I saw that one was an uncle and the other was an uncle. Pregnant women are really three generations living under the same roof. 27 Up Up 丄 seven seven 俿士 一 こ 丄ㄧ 丿九 丿九 丄 丿女乂 丿 Main creative staff of the monthly magazine in February 2010 氵彡 MMJoke editor ap9 Jokeedit ap9 Artist starmoonh wall painting aotian Friendly reminder 1. For more exciting content, please read the joke version x 14 2. Voting is a virtue after reading the monthly magazine