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' < > < :' ﹨ ヽ彡 o [ ノ > ﹨ < > > . , ' " " " ,oo The January issue of Afanti Passing by Joke.newsmth. > " <﹨ ] > > > > > > > ﹢The true meaning of 9527 surafish http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 3 ㄧ ﹢ If the red and blue threads are cut incorrectly, they will be within sea > http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 5 ﹢ Tragedy zhaodc http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 8 ﹢ Eggs in the kitchen Duckula http: www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 6 http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 7 ﹢My Qianqianjingting Skin Jtr﹨ http:www.newsmth.netbbsanc.php?p 872 5 1014 9 MMJoke ' " oo > > > > > 1 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Re: Another old pair, stealing the talisman to save Zhao, Mr. Wei is indeed Wuji JIFEX cilic reprinted ㄧ > Super Girl, Brother Zeng turns out he can do it too ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 2 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > You cannot use a colon after silly words apoeme ㄧ Original post: 2010 01 02 13:39:30 Sina Jilin Changchun netizen qyz19471010 1 > I would rather believe that Anyang is in the Arctic than in Henan Reply 2010 01 02 17:41:38 Sina Netizen Mobile User 2 Silly, Anyang is not in Henan. Could it be that it is in Jilin? Reply 2010 01 02 19:05:28 Sina Hebei netizen mobile phone user 3 Hey, stupid, you can't use a colon after you are stupid. ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 3 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Tell me a true story about sending a client home two days ago. It was an absolute joke. vivod ㄧ Two days ago, I went on a business trip to a medium-sized city in Northeast China with my manager for research. In the evening, I had a client meeting with leaders of local units. > Let’s eat together I had a great time eating and drinking a lot. After having enough wine and food, the customers were pretty much drunk. One of the clients lives far away. The local leader asked us to send him home. When we arrived at the gate of the client's community, he told us to go back first. He could do it himself, manager. He said it had to be delivered to his home. It was such a cold day. The leader also specifically gave instructions. Later, when I entered the community, I started walking around. I walked around several times and the customers kept saying Let's go back. He didn't drink too much. He said it several times and we murmured in our hearts. I thought there was some reason, and then the manager said, you've looked around three times and still can't find it. Jiamen must have drunk too much. This time he received a military order in front of the leader. He must have It has to be delivered to your home﹨ The customer was stubborn but reluctant and finally took us up the stairs to the door of his home. Joke [Go to next page] ' " oo > > > > > 4 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > ㄧ > I knocked on the door and heard the woman inside shouting, "Who is it?" The customer frowned and said, "It's me." The woman inside shouted again, "Hey, the emperor is back. Wait a minute." The manager and I started laughing, thinking that this guy has a high enough status in the family. I was afraid that my sister-in-law would be embarrassed when meeting her, so I said goodbye in a hurry. Just after going down two floors, I heard another customer shout at the door, "Your Majesty, the Queen Mother is lucky." ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 5 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Adding sugar to cold medicine is bad for your eyes bzt ㄧ A few days ago, my buddy in the dormitory still couldn't stand it. He caught a cold. > So he asked me for a bag of cold medicine. Maybe he found it very bitter, so he threw it away. Put a sugar cube in Then, after a while, he told me that it is better not to put sugar in the future because it is not good for the eyes. good I was embarrassed and said, how old are you? Diabetes is far away from us. Is it okay? He said that's not what I meant because If a sugar cube is thrown into such a hot medicinal soup, it will splash out. It just hurt my eyes. Hot ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 6 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Using a Bluetooth keyboard is potentially life-threatening IIO ㄧ It’s past 10 o’clock and my wife is still working overtime. > I had dinner at home and watched Golden Theater. When I was bored, I went to MSN to greet my wife. I was originally planning to enter it, but I haven’t finished it yet. As a result, the first input after the Bluetooth keyboard is idle is prone to lag. The first letter h is considered a combo, just type it in Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I haven’t finished it yet.” Although I have seen it, the reflex arc is too long and my hands are shaking. Now I am waiting to die at home...... ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 7 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Sleeping in class yellow0518 ㄧ It turns out that when I was in school, my deskmate was really into it. > Once he was sleeping in class and was discovered by the teacher. The teacher said xxx stand up I pushed him awake and said, the teacher asked you to stand up, but he stared at the teacher and refused to stand up. The teacher is anxious xxx. Please stand up. He still won’t get up. Roll your eyes at the teacher. The teacher has lost his temper. I can't control students like you xxx. Let's continue the class. I whispered underneath, xxx, you are really nb, you are going against the teacher. xxx said, actually I want to stand up But my legs are numb from sleep ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 8 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Four results of breast enlargement Aya ㄧ > 1 big difference 2 Not quite the same 3 Not much the same 4 Not the same size ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 9 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > The Cup of IT Migrant Workers pcman ㄧ After the New Year, several brothers who are programmers got together to eat, drink, and spank. > After drinking half full, everyone spontaneously chatted about the prospects of their companies. Anyone who has held an annual party and won the Sunshine Award knows that you can learn about the company from this award. status quo So Xiao A proudly said that our company can still do it and issued iPhone handsets. machine We are all envious of wsn Little B said our company is better and gave him a Thinkpad X200 We all have green eyes at wsn It's my turn. I said, we are the worst. We were given an S40 phone worth 3,400 yuan. Oh, it’s a ten-year celebration. Just post this. We are hopeless.﹨ Little C spoke at this time Joke [Go to next page] ' " oo > > > > > 10 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > ㄧ > Said you are not the worst, I am... We gave each person a set of cups at our annual meeting Cups Cups ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 11 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > AB volume that keeps pace with the times vc12345679 ㄧ During a certain final exam, two classmates sat next to each other. > "What roll are you?" "A volume, what about you?" "Aha, the teacher handed out the wrong paper. I also have an A paper." So the two of them couldn't agree more about the answer... When handing in the paper, I just heard the teacher say: "Students who took the big A paper please hand in their answer sheets." On the left side of the podium, students from Paper A will hand in their answer sheets to the right side of the podium." ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 12 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Year-end special award songkesong ㄧ A department in our unit gives a year-end summary and then draws a lottery >The awards are set as third class, second class, first class and special prize The organizers of the lottery claimed that the first prize was an LCD TV and the special prize was an Apple laptop. Everyone was particularly looking forward to the special prizes during the lottery, and many expressed that they would not accept any prizes other than special prizes. It's said that a lucky person got a special prize. Let's take a look. It turned out to be an apple, a deck of cards, and a paper notebook ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 13 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > The most embarrassing 24 hours Suffolk ㄧ It was the first grade of elementary school. The school held a sports meeting. Because I was tall and ran fast, the teacher asked me to > My mother was so excited to run the 100 meters that she took time off to cheer me on. Before running, she said she was afraid that I would be too much. Hot forced me to take off my pants and run around in my cotton pants. Later, she told me that she was a kid in cotton pants. Pants are a status symbol. Oh my God, that’s what happened. # When you’re on the field, everyone else is lucky I was the only one wearing cotton pants. I felt very stupid at that time. After the starting gun sounded, I started running. Taking advantage of my long legs and strong body, I left others far behind. When I took a step forward, I suddenly felt The little brother was so cold that he lowered his head and saw that it had flown out and was wearing cotton underwear. Everyone should know why. The first reaction at that time was to use my hand to cover it up and try to stuff it back. As a result, my running rhythm was disrupted. I stepped on my left foot and my right foot and failed to fly up the cliff like Guo Jing. Instead, I had a close contact with the earth. Not only that, I am still a little brother. My brother had to bear most of the friction force and my opponent passed me by without any effort.﹨ After that, the school doctor immediately ran over and checked on the spot in front of 1,200 people in the school. Joke [Go to next page] ' " oo > > > > > 14 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > ㄧ > The principal also came over, and so did my mother. The school doctor checked my brother and said it was just a bit worn. Pi, it's okay. The principal also sighed and relayed the doctor's words to my mother. He forgot that he had brought The loudspeaker used to speak at the conference, so the whole school loudspeaker shouted in unison: XXX Mom, don’t you You have to worry, classmate XXX, JJ is just a little polished ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 15 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > The work unit has its annual meeting, and I’ll add two more things about drinking. plough ㄧ 1 Many colleagues in our unit have been away on business trips and only come back every year during the annual meeting. Everyone > Drinking and talking was very fun. Almost everyone was here last night. The leader invited everyone to have dinner and drink. Halfway through, a colleague came in, carrying a suitcase. It turned out that he had just arrived from the plane. His name was Wang Chun happened to be walking in the door when I saw him. I shouted very loudly, "Brother Chun, are there a few here?" The young man who just graduated this year was suddenly very excited. He said no matter what, he had to go over and give Brother Chun a toast. 2 At the request of the leader, I made a cross talk joke and prepared to appear at the annual meeting. Among them, I I think the most outstanding part is picking some really cool and cool jokes in my porridge. I made some slight changes and incorporated it into the paragraph. Rehearsed and accepted it yesterday afternoon. I was in my twenties. I told my partner excitedly about the audience. The scene was deserted and no one laughed. After the performance, many people came over to praise us and said that your cross talk was well prepared﹨ It's very well written. Damn, so many nice words are useless. It's not like no one is laughing too. Joke [Go to next page] ' " oo > > > > > 16 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > It’s shocking. When I was drinking at night, someone suddenly said to me, brother, your cross talk guy is too good. It was so funny. It took me a few jokes to realize that it was so damn funny. ㄧ 3. Over the wine table, we talked about an interesting thing we met in the Northeast. But writing it down might not be as good as talking about it. > It’s fun to come out. Our landlord’s house raises pigs. One day, a few people came to collect the live pigs. The farmer drives a small tractor and goes through the streets to collect pigs. Our landlord catches the pigs, ties them up, and uses them to collect pigs. The big steel scale that people brought to weigh us. Halfway through the weighing, the guy collecting the pigs suddenly yelled, "Damn it!" This scale is wrong. It seems that the weight of the scale was changed. Then I thought about how it was fixed. I thought about it for a long time. God figured it out. It was the couple from the previous family who had the scales replaced, gentlemen. I weighed pigs with them in the yard outside, and the old ladies sat in the room and scolded me for fucking you. It would be great if you killed such a good pig yourself during the Chinese New Year. You just have to sell it, man. In the courtyard, he said, "Fuck you, sell it if I tell you to. I have the final say in this house." Then They just kept quarreling and quarreling. The pig collectors were still watching the fun, noisy and noisy. I got impatient, so I took the weight off the scale and shouted X, damn you, ﹨ When it was over, he rushed into the house and smashed it. After a while, his wife threw the weight out. You Joke [Go to next page] ' " oo > > > > > 17 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > He even hit me, and then the old man said, "Ignore him, you tough old bitch, let's weigh him, and then we'll weigh him" ㄧ Sold and gone > 4 Still in the Northeast. A leader of the construction unit is from Sichuan, but he has lived in the Northeast for thirty years. A few years ago, I was a very nice person, but I was a bit greedy for wine. Every time I ate, I would drink some. I had a big party. I sighed while drinking. Drink less. Drink less. Wine is not a good thing. Drink too much. Feeling uncomfortable, the uncle suddenly shouted excitedly, "Wine is a good thing, but people are bastards." 5 In 2008, in Chengde, a Shandong buddy’s wife took leave to go home after giving birth to a baby. I was very excited when I came here. I told you that I had a son. I invited everyone to drink. At the wine table, everyone asked Has the child been named? He said no. He originally thought he would be born during the Olympics and planned to name him. It has something to do with the Olympics. It turns out it's a few days later than the Olympics. I'm still picking it up. I'm leaving. God, I only heard something that was a few days later than the Olympics. I didn’t even think about it and just opened my mouth and said it. That’s a shame. Ok, then everyone will shut up and lower their heads to eat. Joke ' " oo > > > > > 18 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Original Ji Xue Hao's Happy Life Part 2 SundayMore ㄧ Sexy jokes > 1 Advertising slogan Ji Xuehao has a best friend who works in product planning for an underwear company that is the envy of men. Recently, she has been strongly recommending their company’s functional Bra product Update Yun, when you put this thing on, your CUP will immediately rise. It is simply the nemesis of flat chests and a blessing for Acup women. Star Ji Xue Hao is speechless. You You Di Yun is good, good, good. I will give you this product. The advertising words have been thought out. Update will give you the capital to install B. My best friend laughed so hard and said, what about the ones for Bcup people? Ji Xue Hao is right, he is pretending to be B! ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 19 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > Embarrassing Encyclopedia 100 Meter Run Forxiaozhu ㄧ During the 100-meter run at the high school sports meet, as soon as the gunshot rang out, my buddies ran out like dogs. > There was a lot of shouting at home. I still remember the proud expression on his grinning teeth. This guy was running so fast. Quick, unexpectedly, tragedy happened on the way. Everyone still remembers the paper with number written on the chest at that time, right? The bottom part of the thing was not stuck firmly. Under the power of strong wind, I finally jumped up without being lonely, snap. I turned over and it got stuck on my buddy's face. But my buddy is not afraid of danger. He doesn't panic. He doesn't even know what to do. With the number paper covering his face, he started to accelerate as hard as he could. There were still 10 meters to go. He was lined up with the first runner. The first runner glanced at him while running wildly. Suddenly, ha, I didn’t take a breath, I lost my breath and rolled over. On the other hand, after my buddy successfully won the first place, he ran for more than 50 meters. ﹨ Joke ' " oo > > > > > 20 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > auction plough ㄧ I heard from a colleague that in addition to the prizes drawn at the annual meeting of his classmate’s unit, there was also a mysterious special > Prizes are not drawn. Auction brings up a large TV. Brand new. The box has not been opened. It starts from one thousand. Everyone shouted and shouted until it reached three thousand. A customer shouted, and no one had the nerve to shout any more. The customer was very pleased with the three thousand transaction. This was a huge bargain. I opened it happily and saw that it was full. A box of popcorn ﹨ Little dark room ' " oo > > > > > 21 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > A review on JD.com welcome ㄧ > Reviews for this product Advantages Good, good, good, good, good, good Disadvantages: expensive, expensive, expensive, expensive, expensive Overall rating: So expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive, so expensive ﹨ Little dark room ' " oo > > > > > 22 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > By the way, this morning we discussed Baidu’s stock surge. icfh ㄧ A junior sister came over and said, isn’t it said that Baidu’s stock is terrible and listed in a small country? > At this time, a stock trading GG happened to turn on the news The junior sister pointed at Nasdaq and said Yes, yes, it seems that this small country is called Nasdaq. ﹨ Little dark room ' " oo > > > > > 23 <﹨ ] > > > > > > > ㄧ This is the end of this monthly magazine > Welcome to vote, see you next time [Producer of this monthly magazine] MMJoke editor ygs Joke editor FZD & iseva Little black room editor trek Painting the Wall Kieslowski ﹨ VOTE ' " oo > > > > > 24