Passing by late autumn * * * November issue part I mmjoke * * * *There are so many pictures that I can’t complain anymore. http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 2 5 1 1 *become strongerbecome stronger http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 2 5 1 2 *If you have a roommate who is very funny http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 2 5 1 3 *Real-life version of neighborhood romance http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 2 5 1 4 01 part I mmjoke * * * *Re: If you have a roommate who is very funny http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 2 5 1 5 *Grandma, you are a master of copywriting http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 872 18 2 5 1 6 02 part II joke * * * *360 and qq trap ratel I heard this while passing by a street stall this morning. Doesn’t 360 make sports shoes? How can I follow QQ? I pinched it. Answer: I have never been able to figure it out either. What kind of fuss are going on between the shoe makers and the car makers? 03 part II joke * * * *I am actually an egg swingsome There is a rotten girl in the dormitory. She looks very pure on the inside. Invincible YD, no one knows she is rotten outside the bedroom One day she was exposed. The reason is as follows. This MM I read a certain Danmei novel and really liked it. In one sentence, she was quoted as a QQ signature, and a boy who was a fan of her saw her. I don't think it's something she can express so philosophically, so just go with it. I searched and found that MM was howling mournfully in the dormitory for a long time that night. After a few of me responded with gloating ridicule, MM said Now the true nature of my eggs is exposed. Alas, everyone is confused. MM went on to explain that it looks white on the outside, but actually it’s white on the inside. Heart is very yellow 04 part II joke * * * *Moonlight Treasure Box hido My wife is four months pregnant. She has had a strong reaction these days and has been vomiting. So I comforted my wife and told her to be strong. You are now Our baby gc is a gorgeous wife Li said, "I feel like I'm feeling sick in my stomach." I am your baby, I am a baby box 05 part II joke * * * *Password SBWD Time waits for no one but I am talented. hido I’ve been unhappy at work recently. My boss is always getting nervous. But I can't say it because I have reason. I can only be a villain and turn on the computer. The machine password is set to SBWD. The leader’s surname is Wang D. Rested yesterday. Unfortunately our report needs to be in my right Go through the limited procedure and leave traces management The boss called me and asked me to give him my password. Let ** review it. I almost said he was stupid BW D Fortunately, I changed my mind and said yes. SBWD 06 part II joke * * * Continued above The leader felt there was something wrong and asked why the password was so strange. I didn't wait for him to react. This was the wrong time. I motivate myself every day and admire myself for being so talented. Ah 07 part II joke * * * *triplets lkk05 Today a colleague from a cooperative unit came over to help and brought some My triplets are very cute, especially them Their nicknames are Youyou and Diandian Duoduo Altogether it’s a bit much 08 part II joke * * * *Fun rancid A male classmate from college is living with his girlfriend outside. None After being creampied many times, his girlfriend got pregnant. Gay man I panicked and asked for help at home. My family is so popular. Just ignore him. On Father's Day, the male classmate thought This was a good opportunity, so I immediately wrote a text message to him Dad Happy Father's Day Less than 5 points Zhong, his father replied with two words: "Tongle" 09 part II joke * * * *The cup of Shanghai IT migrant workerszz oldbug @Edourdoo: Xiao Ming attended the blind date conference and received Xiao Ming My sister asked him where are you from and what industry are you in? Ming answered seriously. I am an IT girl in Shanghai. Write SHIT solemnly on a blank guest card with black pen No.1 hangs around Xiao Ming’s neck 10 part II joke * * * *I'll just take a look Opera Last night I went out with some friends on Facebook and passed a woman. In the club, a few mm started chatting and discussing. Get up and say there are special services inside. How much does it cost? bl abla Then a buddy asked jokingly His girlfriend, do you want to try it? mm's face turned red and she said coquettishly, "Isn't this bad?" Dude, keep pretending, it's okay with me Pay the money and promise not to be jealous, mm is even more coquettish Lower your head and whisper How about I pay and you go? 11 part II joke * * * Continued above Let them serve. I'll just stand by and see if that's okay. Dude is totally messed up 12 part II joke * * * *ZZA secret love joke jiangwen111 By the way, I have had a crush on a handsome guy in my class for a long, long time. I practice Sanda, so my muscles are so strong... It makes my heart beat, but that person is a big fool No matter how much I hint, he won't notice that I'm interested in him His love finally spread to all the roommates in the same dormitory With the passionate encouragement, I mustered up the greatest strength in my life Courage put a picture in his textbook The note says *month*day night*time Under the tree of the third lesson from the left in the school playground See you or leave, out of women Child's Shyness No signature. 13 part II joke * * * Continued above So at that time, I had long hair and wore a pair of A long denim skirt, half poetic and half shy With great anticipation, it was mentioned earlier than the scheduled time When I came under the tree, I waited in a very elegant way... In the distance, he is coming, several bodies behind him There is still a dark shadow behind the seat. That night The moon was very bright. He saw the moon under the tree. The figure shouted loudly, "Who dares to do it?" Gauntlet. Behind him are a group of brothers. He is vigorous from xiaonei 14 part II joke * * * *The benefits I get in each version y ProudStone I once found lp in joke version in pielove My belly hurts from laughing I once lost weight on the food page but Dinner with diet and suet I once discussed tea art at an outdoor forum And tea art version suet camping hilltop I bought a laptop on the mobile version Select the mobile phone model in the notebook version Number I once bought a new camera from a second-hand store The girl I met in the age version was *** 15 part II joke * * * Continued above I once discussed beauties with people in stock Discuss stocks with beauties on myp version I once persuaded people to leave a lot on the love page. In rice rice grains, I also persuaded a lot of people to leave. 16 part II joke * * * *Mobile recharge xiaoxiao2010 Last night I helped a friend recharge 100 yuan on his mobile phone online. My friend called me this morning and asked me how to pay it back It was not recharged, so I checked the recharge record and found that The number should have been 5288. I recharged 2588. For 100 yuan, I called the owner of 2588 three times No one answered, so I sent a text message helplessly: I’ll give Your phone was charged 100 yuan by mistake and you didn't answer it At least call and say thank you! Half a point Afterwards, I received a text message from the other party: Thank you. 17 part II joke * * * *My lovely mother DerrickRose I was packing my things when I moved to a new house a few days ago. I sit on the floor and write down my numbers Product My mother is reading it on her laptop next to me Movie I dug out a big headset and brought it A microphone with two plugs in one A green one and a pink one were handed to my mother. He said plug it in and try to see if there is any sound. My mother looked at me with some confusion. Take the two plugs and then Just put the plugs into both ears. 18 part II joke * * * *tacit agreement ruby23 I found the belongings around a person Pin can understand what he said yesterday When I was taking a shower, I said something about the shower gel. I brought too much. I opened my bag today and found that I was taking a shower. I spilled half the bottle. I understand. I'm sure. It was sad after listening to my words last night I vomited today 19 part II joke * * * *How to get rid of the fishy smell in the pot? konaen Someone asked in the group Q: How to get rid of the fishy smell in the pot? A: Add a lot of ginger. Q:Thank you very much ten minutes later... Q: How to get rid of the ginger smell in the pot? 20 part II joke * * * *The junior fellow in the laboratory is so awesome Yijiang Today I was discussing the month with my junior fellow in the laboratory. The joke in the magazine was about batteries. It's a joke. Everyone is laughing. It's just that There was a junior fellow student who looked at me with an innocent face. Speaking of home, senior brother, can you tell me more? Once again? I have no choice but to repeat it again As a result, my junior brother suddenly said: It turns out he doesn’t know his wife It's a robot twenty one part II joke * * * *Re: slip of the tongue at the wine table x yutourr Someone once went to Northeast China in the severe winter. The wind is blowing I ordered some wine while eating. The waiter asked if he wanted iced or regular. Warm That person thinks it’s quite cold in winter. I asked for room temperature. After a while, the waiter brought it to him Here comes the beer. Inside the bottle is A whole piece of ice pimple twenty two part III small dark room * * * *The little loli now ap9 I like to sing while riding a bike Continued from left I was also singing today while riding my bike. I sang even harder. Continue Then I found someone riding a motorcycle in front of me. Continued while looking at the little loli There was a boy about 6 or 7 years old on the train, who was acting like a narcissist. The little lolita at this time the little lolita This little loli is so cute, smiling at the same time Then this little loli kept turning her head Turning around to look at me, look at me aside With a sweet smile, beautifully I'm so happy to see you Ah, la la la, I blocked my ears with my hands. flower b twenty three part III small dark room * * * *a certain woman AreyouOk A netizen on msn used pp as Avatar One day I can’t hold back I asked her for pp and received it Later, I was surprised and said something Your photo is squashed Later, when she spoke again, she No reply. I guess it was blocked. The reason for covering up? twenty four part III small dark room * * * *Multiple layers of dreams XiCore13 I dreamed of a war, but the snatch in my hand continued to the left. No bullets. When I woke up anxiously, I received a text message on my phone, my subordinate. Get up and go to school. When I get to school, my sister is going to resign. I'm worried. I found out that I was in the third grade of elementary school. I woke up. Grade and the question on the blackboard found that the door was unlocked. Get up and lock the door. I don't know how to do it. I wake up in a hurry, but I can't lock it. At that moment, there was a dark figure pushing outside. Come out of the house and walk in the door I found myself anxious on the street Naked and awake This place is several miles away from home Standing on the ground, I woke up in a hurry 25 part III small dark room * * * Continued above I feel like going to the toilet. Stand and continue to the left. I couldn't figure it out from the pit, so I summed it up later. I woke up in a hurry Keep going to the toilet, or anything that can't be done after going to the toilet. I can’t figure it out. 1. It must be in a dream, otherwise Anxious, I woke up again, in the real world I don't believe it anymore Get up and go to the toilet Come out this time So happy 26 part IV edit list * * * joke editor xhy125 mmjoke editor msan paint wall percyshelley Little Dark Room Editor FZD wall painting plug-in aotian Thank you for watching. Welcome to vote. 27