Sender: Yvt Thin into a light to illuminate all fat people, message area: Joke Title: Newly Arriving Pig Head October Issue Sending site: Shuimu Community Wed Nov 24 11:29:00 2010 , within the site A large number of new pig heads have arrived. If you want to buy them, hurry up. < . .<'s October issue . < , . ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ < OO ノ . . 01 < [PIC]MAGLITE flashlight advertisement http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 63 6 2 8 8 15 1 < , [GIF]A woman’s dream http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 63 6 2 8 8 15 2 ﹨ [PIC]An artist’s imagination is limitless http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 63 6 2 8 8 15 3 http: www.newsmth.net bbsanc.php?p 63 6 2 8 8 15 4 ﹖ ﹖ OO MMJoke Recommended 03 < banana by soupchicken A joke from a classmate I bought a few persimmons and a bunch of bananas today and put them in a bag. <, When I returned to the dormitory, I found that the persimmons had been squeezed to pieces. I couldn’t finish eating them today, so I planned to clean them. Down ﹨ So I took the banana to the water room and flushed it under the faucet. A guy was doing laundry and he saw He looked at me and said, "Classmate, you don't need to wash the bananas. You can eat them just by peeling them." ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 04 < Good night jokes by stoney I saw a small excavator on the side of the road today It’s about a quarter of the size of an ordinary excavator, and it’s green. I thought it was cute and surprised. I asked my boyfriend why the excavator was so small and what it did. < , used The other party took one look and said expressionlessly, "I was just born and haven't grown up yet." ﹨ Okay, it's a bit cold, but good night everyone. Please put on more clothes as the temperature drops tomorrow. Good luck in the new week. ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 05 < Human Cannon by ipou Riding with one buddy in another buddy's car That guy was in the passenger seat and I was in the back seat. You may be a little tired when you get in the passenger seat. As soon as you get in, adjust the seat to a 180-degree lie-flat position. < , and the speed of adjustment is very fast. While adjusting, I said happily, eh, how comfortable this is. The driver's friend turned around and immediately said, "Why are you trying to install a human cannon for me?" \ Bar ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 06 < Touching face by xhy125 A buddy went to study abroad and we all went to see him off. Saying goodbye to his girlfriend who was passionately in love, she touched his face with tears in her eyes < , N minutes later, he said to her, just say whatever you want. This is not a touch screen. ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 07 < Tags on oranges by flyingsailor I bought a bag of oranges at the supermarket at noon. There was a label on it. I took a closer look just now and it said: LU SE SHI PIN LUSE SHI PIN LUSE SHI PIN So I ate the orange with tears in my eyes < , ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 08 < gradually by doudd I had a fight with my wife the day before yesterday I found out today that I was in the wrong. After I got home from get off work in the evening, I gave my wife a massage and did housework. My wife said that today you gradually... < , I said, gradually what happened? My wife said she's a bitch ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 09 < I was just harmed by Sogou by crazyracer In a few days, the unit will conduct a system review. The department will work overtime tonight to collect information collectively. My task is to archive the data of some old instruments. I am doing statistics on an old two-trace oscilloscope. Recently, a female colleague asked me on QQ what I was busy with. < , I quickly typed a line of pinyin, spaced, ctrl and entered and it was sent. then then ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 10 < Then I want to kill the guy who included the words in Sogou. Who asked you to include this? I want to kill him. I'm talking about the second trace oscilloscope. It's the second trace oscilloscope. < , ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 11 < Wearing sunglasses is not just about looking cool by fload I met my former head teacher during the National Day. I had a drink and talked about past events. He told me something about them. Fun things about proctoring exams in the past <, In the past, junior high schools and middle schools all sent teachers from their own schools to other schools to invigilate the exams. Of course, they themselves The school has a teacher from another school, and everyone has a tacit understanding. I like the teacher who invigilated the exam. ﹨ It’s delicious to serve. At least these teachers won’t be too strict and students will suffer in exams. It is said that this year, the head teacher and others were sent to a middle school to invigilate the exam. On the first day, they found that they had eaten too much. It’s not very good. After the exam, several young teachers gathered together and bought a few pairs of sunglasses. The invigilators all wore them the next day. It's fine now. Sit in front of the podium with a newspaper. The students below don't dare to make any small movements. At lunch, I found that all the good smoke and wine were back... ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 12 < Let’s also talk about gestures. Pretending to be timid by SHENOK At a high school reunion, everyone talked about the fact that Chinese people are so smart that they can express from 1 to 1 with one hand. 10 Foreigners are more stupid and need two hands < , one of the IT male migrant workers excitedly flirted with a group of liberal arts beauties. Believe it or not, I’m the only one. You can count from one to 32 with your hands ﹨ The women expressed their belief and were not impressed. Seeing that their goals had not been achieved, the migrant workers were not discouraged and continued to increase their income. Make it more difficult. Believe it or not, I can count from 1 to 64 with both hands. ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 13 < The one with the biggest breasts among the beauties looked at him with disdain and even engaged in it. I can count them all. 1024 The migrant workers immediately ceased their activities and did not speak any more that day. < , ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 14 < The greatest Joke of all time by liuhen I waited for three days and the joke I posted still didn't get m. Even though I'm used to it, I still can't bear it. I sighed at the glossy title. It seems that I am really not the type to tell jokes. Maybe I should Just give up. Anyway, I still have the admission ticket to the dark room. I'm probably a joke. < , I can only go here recently. ﹨ The next day, while eating Oreo mint ice cream, I told Sister Pig that she is a famous brush Wall expert, I don’t think I can ever hope that my jokes will be m-rated in this life. Don't give up. He said you are a great writer. I shrugged. If I can't write what Zhutou wants to read, no matter how good I am, it's no use. why not Why not? It's easy to say, I said, but I have no way of knowing what Zhutou likes. I tried my best to write my best jokes but apparently they just weren't good enough? ﹖ OO Joke Featured 15 < Let’s just say this is subjective. Sister Pig took a bite of the burger and chewed it thoughtfully. Yeah, I said, carelessly fingering the last scoop of ice cream in my cup, a pig. What one pig thinks is not worth publishing may be the greatest thing ever to another pig. < , the big joke just depends on my luck. The pig head who likes my jokes probably doesn’t exist at all. Bar ﹨ No, no, Sister Zhu said, your starting point is all wrong. What you need is an article that can help you Jokes adapted to the taste of pig heads I took a tissue and dabbed it on my lips. I just told you I had no idea how to write what they wanted. thing That's right. Sister Zhu took the tissue from my hand and spread it flat on the table. She took out a pen from her pocket and drew a song casually. The line is a probability function. The correct combination of words makes them m. The wrong combination means They don't ﹖ ﹖ Maybe, I said with disbelief OO Joke Featured 16 < And if this is a probability function, our wall-painting program can handle it. I scribbled an equation, crossed out some parts, and added some things. <, I stared at him blankly. What are you talking about? ﹨ He puts down his pen. Imagine you see a joke. Starting from the first word, every word is correct. It is what you want to read. Every word makes you laugh. The characters make you fascinated and fall in love. The plot makes you passionate That's good, I said Then another guy opens the same joke in his hand and it's perfect for him too Yes, but if you compare the two jokes, the wording is different. Even the storyline? ﹖ It's different from the character. The joke has adapted itself to the second person who opens it. To him OO Joke Featured 17 < became the perfect joke I frowned. You mean, make an electronic joke that automatically changes based on personal preference. content < , No, I'm talking about using a program to create a quantum probability wave function, but until someone looks at this ﹨ Joke: Only functions will collapse. Sister Zhu leaned back with a satisfied smile on her face. And when the wave function collapses, I said, I don't quite understand what that means. For the guy who collapses it, he's going to see the best joke ever. It's a genius idea. Miss Piggy Gets Physical Would you like to be the author of the greatest joke of all time? So I posted the greatest joke ever and then I went offline and came back up the next day? ﹖ Line My mailbox is full OO Joke Featured 18 < biancr Wow haha, it’s so funny. I’ve never seen such a funny joke. Bite. Keep biting and biting mmzt Wow haha, it’s so funny. I’ve never seen such a funny joke. New police officer. < , check the new police ygs Wow haha, it’s so funny. I’ve never seen such a funny joke. Fresh Orange. ﹨ There are so many fresh oranges. It makes me laugh to death. Dio Wow haha, it’s so funny. I’ve never seen such a funny joke before. Doudou, Doudou made me laugh to death. bi0 Wow haha, it’s so funny. I’ve never seen such a funny joke. Er tube. Er tube. ..... ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 19 < Baby naming by oldbug @boyzhxin: My colleague’s husband’s surname is Zhou and her surname is Xia. We are discussing the name of our future baby and have to decide on one. Simple Monday. Everyone said it was pretty good. This name still has continuity. It can be done in one breath. There are seven children. From Monday to Saturday, someone asked me what to do if I give birth to an eighth. Colleagues < , said that the eighth one is called Xia Zhouyi @duanzi #paragraph ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 20 < battery by mOK Let me tell you something about my wife. Although we are about to get married, my wife is still like a child. It was still this summer < , my wife was wearing the newly bought overalls with a pocket on the belly. I saw her. There was a square and flat thing in my stomach pocket. I thought about it for a long time and couldn’t figure out what it was, so I stretched it out. ﹨ I reached over and took it out. It turned out to be the battery of my mobile phone. Before I could react, my wife suddenly I fainted and fell to the ground. Before I had time to think, she took about 1 second. Lying on the ground, I raised my neck and said, "Oh, I'm out of battery" and then continued to lie on the ground. I didn't eat much that day because I wanted to squirt as soon as I ate. ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 21 < China Construction Bank by ijj I have a habit of writing my real name when registering on a website. When registering for Sina, I fill in Yuan Sina. Note When registering for Yahoo, my name will be Yuan Yahoo. When registering for Baidu, my name will be Yuan. When registering for Baidu, my name will be Yuan. When registering for Google, my name will be Yuan. Google received a call today asking, is this Ms. Yuan Jianshe? I know that China Construction Bank took me < , profile sold ﹨ ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 22 < Cat’s Behavior Explanation by ChenQingYang yess@NewExpress Cats often put food rummaged out of trash cans on their beds < , because cats treat their owners as their own children This behavior is bringing prey into the home ﹨ It regards itself as the backbone of the family It is the responsibility to find food for the unlucky master Cats observe you for a long time It’s sad to find out that you don’t know how to hunt. A cat that goes out frequently will bring home mice it catches If I don’t go out, I’ll often rummage through the trash to find something for you. ﹖ ﹖ OO Joke Featured 23 < Love Encounter in the Community I was late to help the beauty... by changll daxx@AutoWorld At 8 o'clock, I came out of the community and walked to a downhill location in the community. I found a girl walking <, struggling to push up a black Audi. The car was parked in the wrong position and looked like it was about to slide. He went down and hit a red Sagitar below. ﹨ When you see me coming over, tell me quickly, brother, help me push. I have no strength left. I hesitated for a moment, and a scene of a hero saving a beauty appeared in my mind. I longed for the beauty. Oh Mai Gada is here. In this society, everything is possible So I went over to top it. At this moment, the beauty actually let go. I thought she should go to the cab to drive. Unexpectedly Yes, she actually walked into the red Sagitar below and drove away in a flash. ﹖ ﹖ OO < a large number Newly arrived pig head labor list for October issue < , ﹨ overseer biancr bad guy re sp 1 Joke Bricklayer Yvt MMJoke cement worker ap9 wall painter crowyue wall brush manufacturer aotian ﹖ ﹖ OO